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Post by henriquesser on Jul 5, 2023 2:37:40 GMT 1
WWE Heavyweight title — Rob Van Dam (c) vs John Cena Hell In A Cell: WWE World Tag Team titles — The McMahons (c) vs D-Generation X (Triple H and Shawn Michaels) vs Big Show and Carlito vs Test and Sean O'Haire
WWE Intercontinental title: Rene Dupree (c) vs Charlie Haas vs Umaga vs Goldust
WWE Women's title: Trish Stratus (c) vs Trinity Williams vs Mickie James vs Beth Phoenix
Ric Flair vs Edge
The Punk vs Shelton Benjamin
Nick Dinsmore vs Chris Masters
X-Pac vs Kenny Dykstra
This has been a really fun read, some really creative stuff
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Post by johnnyboombatz on Jul 5, 2023 17:52:10 GMT 1
WWE Heavyweight title — Rob Van Dam (c) vs John Cena
Hell In A Cell: WWE World Tag Team titles — The McMahons (c) vs D-Generation X (Triple H and Shawn Michaels) vs Big Show and Carlito vs Test and Sean O'Haire
WWE Intercontinental title: Rene Dupree (c) vs Charlie Haas vs Umaga vs Goldust
WWE Women's title: Trish Stratus (c) vs Trinity Williams vs Mickie James vs Beth Phoenix
Ric Flair vs Edge
The Punk vs Shelton Benjamin
Nick Dinsmore vs Chris Masters
X-Pac vs Kenny Dykstra
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Post by anthonymm13 on Jul 5, 2023 20:04:38 GMT 1
WWE Heavyweight title — Rob Van Dam (c) vs John Cena
Hell In A Cell: WWE World Tag Team titles — The McMahons (c) vs D-Generation X (Triple H and Shawn Michaels) vs Big Show and Carlito vs Test and Sean O'Haire
WWE Intercontinental title: Rene Dupree (c) vs Charlie Haas vs Umaga vs Goldust
WWE Women's title: Trish Stratus (c) vs Trinity Williams vs Mickie James vs Beth Phoenix
Ric Flair vs Edge
The Punk vs Shelton Benjamin
Nick Dinsmore vs Chris Masters
X-Pac vs Kenny Dykstra
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Post by aew1992 on Jul 10, 2023 9:58:34 GMT 1
WWE Unforgiven September 18, 2006 - WWE Unforgiven is live from the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
- You better believe that Edge is welcomed to the ring like a hero in Toronto, despite the fact that he’s out to retire Ric Flair. But Ric Flair is Ric Flair, and he is cheered even louder to the ring when he steps out from behind the curtain. The two of them have a nice opening contest, even if Edge is, to a big degree, carrying Flair — whose loss of movement around the ring is becoming increasingly noticeable. Flair does get his spots in early doors, chopping away at Edge in the corner and then backing off before baiting him with the eye rake. But Edge uses his youth to take advantage of Flair after a couple of minutes. He hits a series of light suplexes on Flair, getting a two count, before trying to work away at Flair’s knees with holds, including a single-leg Boston Crab. Flair eventually manages to power his way to the ropes to break the move up, but being locked in and fighting off the submission has clearly taken it out of him. Edge looks to get a spear in and end the match — and Flair’s career, but Flair manages to dodge out of the way and Edge goes into the ringpost. A roll-up by Flair gets a two. Edge is annoyed, and starts acting irrationally. He punches away at Flair and backs him up against the ropes, choking him out. Referee Jack Doan goes to get involved, but Edge is annoyed, pushing the ref away. Doan goes flying. Edge hits a DDT on Flair and then looks around. The ultimate opportunist, as Jim Ross repeatedly reminds us, sees an opportunity. But will it be ultimate? He slides out of the ring and grabs a chair before bringing it back into the ring. He raises it up over Flair and goes to swing. But Doan is clearly not as out of it as might have seemed, and he grabs the chair from Edge. Edge protests as Doan throws it out of the ring… and with the referee’s back turned, Flair gets a low blow in on Edge and rolls him up for the speedy three count! Ric Flair beats Edge (9:32) - 78%.
- Jack Doan raises Ric Flair’s arm as he backs up the ramp to a big cheer. Edge freaks out in the ring, punching the mat in anger. Jim Ross speculates this one might not be over. As he does, the camera cuts to the commentary area, where Ross has some sad news for us. He tells us that on the back of the attack from The Corporation on Heat — who told you you could skip Heat, and why did they lie to you — Big Show and Carlito have not been medically cleared to wrestle in tonight’s World Tag Team title match. There will be no replacement team in the match, so as it stands it is now a three-way tag team Hell In A Cell match.
- Chris Masters looks arrogant as hell as he strolls down to the ring ahead of his match against Nick Dinsmore. Just before his opponent comes out, Eugene appears on the screen. He gives us a potted history of Nick’s successes before he came to WWE, that he is a 10-year veteran of the independent scene with multiple tag title reigns to his name — and that Eugene is very proud to be his baby brother. That’s nice isn’t it. Also completely untrue — it was all very Ohio Valley Wrestling — but still nice. Nick then comes out to the Rocky theme, the actual one and everything. As arrogant as Masters looked, this is basically a complete takedown of him by Dinsmore. The crowd is also a bit deflated because it’s not exactly Edge against Ric Flair. Dinsmore hits an impressive five straight suplexes on Masters at one stage, which gets a big two count. Masters tries to fight back, using elbows and then trying to get a Masterlock in on Dinsmore, but he is too wily for that, turning it into an armdrag before Masters can even get close to locking it in. After bouncing up, Masters charges at Dinsmore but he just uses this as an opportunity to trip him up and turn him over for the Boston Crab, which Jim Ross calls the More Lock. Masters taps out to give Nick his first pay-per-view win. Nick Dinsmore beats Chris Masters - 65% (4:25).
- As they continue in their attempt to wash the Spirit Squad stink off the corporeal figure of Kenny Dykstra, having him face X-Pac semi-regularly is no bad way to go about it. Dykstra is unaccompanied to the ring — Jim Ross recaps the phone call that saw the rest of the immediate members of The Corporation, barring Edge, sent to Key West, Florida, to pick something up for Vince McMahon. But that does not impact Dykstra too badly in the opening exchanges of this match, with X-Pac receiving a bit of a beating around the ring. The match turns when Dykstra gets overly confident and, rather than hitting his leg drop from the top rope, he poses with his hand aloft in the air — only to fly from the top and land on mat rather than X-Pac. X-Pac immediately springs up and hits a big kick on Dykstra, which sends him flying back into the corner. A big Bronco Buster follows, but an X-Factor only leads to a two count and some shock at ringside. X-Pac looks frustrated and picks Dykstra up before going for another, but Dykstra counters into a swinging neckbreaker. He then climbs up top and hits a big legdrop for the pinfall win. Kenny Dykstra beats X-Pac (6:57) - 76%.
- Next up, it’s the four-way for the WWE Intercontinental title. Rene Dupree has had a fine reign over the last few months, Charlie Haas is surprisingly popular, Goldust has looked dangerous and then there’s Umaga. Umaga, the undefeated Samoan, is the obvious favourite for this match. And he starts off in that manner, making a beeline for Dupree, who tries to run away from the challenger. They battle around ringside. Meanwhile, Goldust and Charlie Haas, who have had their clear issues in the last month or so, go at each other in the ring. The scrap on the outside, which rolls on for a few minutes, becomes increasingly violent. Umaga throws Dupree into the steel steps and then after Dupree tries to fight back for a bit and seems to have Umaga staggered, the Samoan reacts and rolls him onto the Spanish announce table. In the ring, Goldust manages to kick out of a run of rolling German Suplexes at a two count. Umaga makes sure Dupree is set, and then climbs up onto the other announce table. He then runs across the main announce table before splashing onto Dupree, crushing him and the table and prompting a big “holy shit” chant. Goldust and Haas go back and forth in the ring for a few more minutes as Umaga slowly recovers outside, with a highlight being Haas countering a Shattered Dreams into a Belly to Belly lift to the outside apron on Goldust, with the veteran taking a big bump. Haas seems to have the advantage until Umaga eventually rolls back in, breaking up a Texas Cloverleaf from Haas and throwing Goldust out. It is at this stage that Paul Heyman strolls out, bizarrely. Umaga seems to have the beating of Haas, but Haas manages to duck a Samoan Spike and lifts Umaga up and over with a big German Suplex. Haas knows he doesn’t have the win, though, and instead locks in the Haas of Pain. That immediately prompts Armando Alejandro Estrada to jump up on the apron and protest to referee Mike Chioda. As he does, incredibly, Umaga looks as though he is about to tap. Before he can, though, Heyman slides into the ring and absolutely clobbers Haas with his huge old school mobile telephone before throwing Umaga on top. He scarpers, Chioda turns and counts and we have a new champion. Umaga beats Charlie Haas, Goldust and Rene Dupree © to win the WWE Intercontinental title (12:01) - 77%.
- We cut backstage, where Vince McMahon is as red as a tomato and losing his mind. Shane walks into his office and asks what’s wrong. Vince blows up, telling Shane he has absolutely no idea how it happened, but that Kevin Nash, Sean O’Haire and Test got the stupid idea that they were meant to travel to Key West in Florida — on the other end of the goddamn continent — to do some job for him. He says they also didn’t take a moment to even think about letting him know that they had landed there and that there was no plane waiting to bring them to Toronto. Stephanie walks in and asks Shane what’s going on. Vince fumes even more and says he’ll tell her — her idiot lover is nowhere to be found and will not be back with them until Monday Night RAW at the earliest. So, he says, it’s down to them and Kenny Dykstra — tonight’s Hell In A Cell match will be a two-on-two encounter and, goddammit, The Corporation can’t afford to lose against Triple H and Shawn Michaels. He breaks a piece of art against the door before leaving as Shane and Stephanie look baffled.
- The really important thing to take away from this WWE Women’s title match between Mickie James, Beth Phoenix, Trinity Williams and Trish Stratus is that Trish is really, really, really, phenomenally, unbelievably, popular. And not just in Toronto. She’s miles ahead of any of the other three in terms of the women’s division. Mickie is next in the whole being aware of her stakes, and it’s pretty much much of a muchness for Trinity and Phoenix, neither of whom have made much of an impression at all on the audience. Which probably needs resolving somehow. God knows how though. This is short and sweet, Phoenix putting way too much attention on Trinity, giving Trish the opportunity to fight with James. The two go back and forth, with the end coming after James tries to hit a corner bulldog on Stratus, but Stratus pushes her into the corner instead. She bounces out into a Chick Kick and pinfall win for Stratus. Trish Stratus beats Mickie James ©, Beth Phoenix and Trinity Williams to win the WWE Women’s title - 63%.
- Unsurprisingly, the match between The Punk — who has red and black face paint on either side of his face — and Shelton Benjamin is the match of the night in terms of workrate. There’s already a pretty strong reaction to The Punk and the Kaneanites as they stroll to the ring from the crowd, and that continues throughout the match. The Punk uses The Student and The Brute to his advantage, really playing the numbers game with Benjamin. But every time Benjamin gets a moment or finds himself slightly on top, the Air Canada Centre roars for him and tries to encourage him to victory. Not that there are many of these moments. Benjamin does well to break out of an attempted crossface by The Punk about two minutes in. Benjamin, though, is unable to avoid it a few minutes later and has to fight his way to the ropes to force the break. The Punk is unable to press home the advantage, bouncing into a belly-to-belly suplex that rocks him and nearly gives Benjamin, after a superkick, the chance to get the win. The Punk throws his shoulder up at two. Benjamin keeps the momentum, flying over the top rope with a huge plancha and taking all three members of The Kaneanites out when The Punk regroups with them. He then gets another two count when he throws The Punk into the ring 30 seconds later. But that is probably the last genuinely majorly positive moment for Benjamin in the match. An attempted T-Bone Suplex is elbowed out of by The Punk. Benjamin tries to take him out with a kick, but when Benjamin climbs up to the top rope and looks to go for a cross body, The Punk springs up and knees him in the stomach. He then hits a big superplex, which Benjamin kicks out at two. The Punk looks shocked. He goes to hit the knee to the head, but Benjamin slides down his back and turns him into a big T-Bone! Just as Jack Doan drops down to count the pinfall, though, The Student climbs onto the apron. Doan goes over to remonstrate, which is when The Brute puts The Punk’s foot on the ropes. Doan turns around and spots it, forcing Benjamin to let him free. Benjamin knows what happened, though, and tries to argue with Doan. Instead, The Punk uses it as an opportunity to grab Benjamin from behind and pull him into the lift into the knee, which Jim Ross calls the Go To Sleep. A pinfall and win for The Punk follows. The Punk (w/The Kaneanites) beats Shelton Benjamin (14:02) - 89%.
- To the locker room of D-Generation X, where Triple H and Shawn Michaels are laughing their heads off at something or other. X-Pac strolls in and asks what in the world is so funny. Triple H shows him, huffing his chest up and putting on a very recognisable voice — “When I tell you to go to Key West, you go to Key West, dammit. I don’t care if you have a tag team title match, if you don’t do this, you’re fired!”. X-Pac starts laughing too. HHH says tonight’s job has got a lot easier, but if he knows The McMahons, they’ll have a trick or two up their sleeves. Michaels says the positive is that he has a Sweet Chin Music or two up his pants, and Triple H has a Pedigree in his briefs — while X-Pac promises to help them out if they need it. And maybe he has an X-Factor in his vest or whatever.
- If you’ve been living under a rock for the last three months, you might want a little catch-up, so for your information, Rob Van Dam won the WWE Heavyweight title by beating John Cena courtesy of the Money In The Bank briefcase, Cena has never lost one of their multi-man matches over the last few pay-per-views, and now he’s gunning for his third world title reign by taking on Van Dam again tonight. People are pretty into Cena right now, while Van Dam, courtesy of the devilish Paul Heyman and the accompanying Justin Credible and CW Anderson, is very much the bad guy. Well done everyone for making that happen. Van Dam starts the match in that fashion, trying to keep Cena in a corner and essentially looking to bore the challenger and the audience into submission. Every time Cena tries to break free, he uses a little hold or a kick to keep him at bay. And when Cena, after about four minutes, tries to power out of everything, Van Dam protests to referee Marty Elias — which gives Anderson the chance to choke Cena out in the corner from behind. This trend continues over the next few minutes, with Van Dam hitting a Rolling Thunder and getting a big two count to nearly retain the title. That, though, is the start of a shift in momentum. Cena manages to duck an attempted spin kick from Van Dam and shoulder block him to the mat. Van Dam springs up, but straight into a spinning sideslam from Cena. Cena then throws himself straight into his moves of doom, but when Van Dam is about to be hit with the Five Knuckle Shuffle, Credible pops up on the apron and tries to distract Elias. Elias, though, turns around just as Anderson slides into the ring on the other side. Long and short, he’s not buying what Heyman Inc are selling and instead he throws both Credible and Anderson out of the arena — sending them to the back. That gets a big cheer. Van Dam is seemingly distracted by his insurance policy disappearing on him, and watches them go up the ramp… which allows Cena to lift him straight into an F-U. Cena covers… but only gets the two count! Heyman goes wild at ringside. Cena looks shocked himself, shaking his head at the move only getting a two. He picks Van Dam up and throws punches at him, straight to the head. Elias protests against a closed fist, and when Cena goes to grab Van Dam again, he is rolled up by the champion! That gets a one… a two — and a big kick out! Cena pops up and tries to lift Van Dam up for the F-U again, but Van Dam slides down his back and drops him with a backdrop. Heyman points to the top rope and Van Dam springs up there… but Cena dodges out of the way of his Five Star Frog Splash! Van Dam hits hard and Cena springs, locking in an STFU… and before Heyman can do anything, Van Dam taps! John Cena beats Rob Van Dam © to win the WWE Heavyweight title (16:22) - 81%.
- John Cena is handed the title and holds it aloft as Rob Van Dam is consoled by Paul Heyman at ringside. The cameras pick up Heyman telling Van Dam: “We’ll get it back”. Cena, though, takes in the acclaim of the fans as we cut to a video recapping the McMahon/D-Generation X feud.
- It’s fair to say that Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon look shitscared as they make their way to the ring for the main event. That is not the way you’d describe Triple H and Shawn Michaels, who are basically down for a little dance as they come out. All four faces do drop, though, as the Hell In A Cell descends and the match gets underway. Shawn Michaels does a hell of a job covering for the deficiencies of the two men on the other side of the ring, and also the fact that his partner is still basically not bothered about putting on a good match. Essentially, Michaels spends around five to seven minutes being thrown around by Shane, making this look like a real brawl, while HHH puts rest holds in on Vince in the middle of ring, which is fine because the crowd love it anyway. At one point Shane bumps Michaels into the cage. At another, he throws him clean through a panel. Meanwhile, HHH gets the sledgehammer out and starts firing it into Vince’s stomach. That draws out Stephanie McMahon, who tries to beg Vince’s way out of trouble with her somewhat husband, who she is very much estranged from at this point. Triple H isn’t buying it, and stalks her across the ring after she slaps him on the cheek instead. That, though, just gives Vince the chance to sneak up behind him and hit him with a stunner, which gets a two count. The two members of The Corporation actually in attendance tonight, Edge and Kenny Dykstra, get themselves down the ramp to try and intervene. Michaels, though, spots them and breaks clear of Shane, hitting Edge with a surprise Sweet Chin Music before he can get involved. Dykstra makes it to the ring, and does help Vince by double-teaming Triple H. Meanwhile, Shane clubs Michaels on the back of the head and then starts dragging him up the outside of the cage. The two brawl on top for a while, but eventually Shane tries to throw Michaels over the edge as Jim Ross implores him not to. Michaels wobbles, but as he does, Edge comes charging into shot. Michaels shows nouse to drag Shane into his place, with Edge hitting a half-Spear/half-shoulder tackle to send Shane flying off the edge and straight through the announce table! That prompts obvious “Holy shit!” chants. Edge is wondering what the hell he has done, Michaels takes a minute to process it before hitting him with a Sweet Chin Music. Vince sees the chaos and is distracted from attacking Triple H, which gives X-Pac the chance to hit the ring and bundle Dykstra away. Triple H then hits Vince with a kick and a big Pedigree! HHH covers — and gets the win. Triple H and Shawn Michaels beat Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon © to win the WWE World Tag Team titles (15:01) - 81%.
- Shawn Michaels eases his way down from the top of the cell to celebrate in the ring with Triple H as medics rush out to attend to Shane McMahon. D-X, joined by X-Pac, hug in the middle of the ring and raise the titles high as Unforgiven goes off the air.
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GrappleNews.net News and Notes The main focus of the chatter backstage at Unforgiven was around the situation developing with the McMahon family. Shane and Stephanie were very much running the show, with both heavily involved in the booking process and Shane sat at Gorilla, barring the main event with Vince. It is not clear what exactly is happening with Vince, but he's said to have spent an extended period after the main event sat in the corner of the ring as the fans filed out of the arena.
What we do know is that the real life behind the scenes situation will be somewhat addressed on RAW this week. They're planning to bring it into storyline.
Everyone was very positive about Unforgiven. The title moving back to John Cena is no real surprise. People have been fairly positive about Rob Van Dam's title reign, but there was a sense that he was not a strong enough figure to centralise RAW around for an extended period of time.
People were very happy with Rene Dupree's WWE Intercontinental title reign, and there is a though that he could be a major player further down the line. He might be tried out towards the top of the card in the coming weeks to judge reactions to him.
Chris Masters arrived at the pay-per-view on Sunday announcing that he had been at church in the morning and that he had been attending for the last few weeks. Aside from everyone being a bit annoyed at him talking about Jesus repeatedly, people seem happy that he is happy, especially given his brief suspension earlier this year.
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Post by aew1992 on Jul 13, 2023 11:01:18 GMT 1
WWE Monday Night RAW 18 September, 2006
- RAW is live from the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada.
- Tell you who is not a popular man in Montreal — Vince McMahon. It’s almost as if they have never forgiven him for the whole screwjob thing that he carried out in this city back in 1997. So when RAW begins with his music, it’s boos that rain down from the fans. He’s bandaged up and angry as he powerwalks to the ring, accompanied by Test and Sean O’Haire and no one else from The Corporation. Vince tells whoever it is to cut his goddamn music and then tells everyone that his son Shane will not be here tonight because of the damage he suffered last night in the Hell In A Cell match. Vince says he has had some long, hard conversations in his own head over the last 24 hours and has come to some major conclusions about what he needs to do with himself — and he will be telling everyone more about this towards the end of Monday Night RAW. But first, he says, he wants to invite out the new World Tag Team champions. Cue D-Generation X and a big ovation. Vince says that for the last few months, he has had a long battle with D-X, and that he finally has to admit something: “Last night, you won”. That draws a big roar. But, Vince says, that does not mean they will always win, and he knows they are both injured from last night’s match… which is why he is not letting them off the hook. Right here, right now, Vince says, they will be forced to defend their World Tag Team titles in a three-team gauntlet — and if they make it through, hell, they can both have a WWE Heavyweight title shot next week. The crowd pops, as Vince announces that first up, it’s Test and Sean O’Haire.
- I’m not going to sit here overdescribing this one, because it’s the same match you’ve seen repeatedly over the last few months on RAW. It’s six minutes or so long, it’s fairly dominated by Triple H and Shawn Michaels, and in the end Test and Sean O’Haire take the defeat without many problems for D-X. It ends when Test misses with a Big Boot and Triple H hooks him over the top rope. Michaels then thwacks O’Haire with a Sweet Chin Music and rolls over for the pinfall. Shawn Michaels and Triple H © beat Test and Sean O’Haire to retain the WWE World Tag Team titles.
- Next up, it’s Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch. Jim Ross tells us that Cade and Murdoch felt angry overnight at the fact that they were left off the card for Unforgiven entirely, especially after two teams had to drop out of the main event at the last minute. They look to channel that anger initially, working Michaels down in the corner. Cade gets a long sleeper hold in that runs through a commercial break, but when we come back, Michaels is starting to slowly work his way up to his feet, elbowing Cade in the stomach. Cade eventually has to let go, which is when Michaels rolls under a clothesline and then gets the tag in to Triple H. HHH cleans house, hitting a big Spinebuster on Murdoch as he dashes in on the tag, before knocking Cade off the apron. Murdoch staggers to his feet, and it’s the kick, wham, Pedigree for the pinfall win for the champions. Triple H and Shawn Michaels © beat Trevor Murdoch and Lance Cade to retain the WWE World Tag Team titles - 80%.
- The issue is, of course, that Test and Sean O’Haire are still at ringside, where there are steel chairs and things knocking about. And Test whacks Triple H on the back with a chair as he raises one arm to celebrate retaining the titles. O’Haire has a baseball bat, which he drives into the stomach of Michaels, before using it to choke him briefly on the ground. Edge and Kevin Nash then come out of the back. Edge slides in and hits Michaels with a huge Spear as he staggers to his feet. Nash gets a Jacknife in on Triple H. Vince McMahon grabs a microphone and shouts, “Get the next team out here, dammit!”. Which is what happens as the lights go out and The Kaneanites emerge from the crowd.
- It’s The Punk and The Brute taking on Triple H and Shawn Michaels, if it can be called them ‘taking on’ the champions. Vince McMahon tells referee Mike Chioda to ring the bell with both HHH and Michaels still down on the mat. Michaels staggers to his feet, at which stage The Punk lifts him up and hits the Go To Sleep on him, before rolling onto him for a pinfall. It gets a one, a two… and no! Michaels just about manages to raise his arm. The Punk looks shocked, but goes straight back on the attack, lifting Michaels up and hitting another Go To Sleep. This time, that gets the pinfall. The Punk and The Brute (w/The Student) beat Triple H and Shawn Michaels © to win the WWE World Tag Team titles.
- The Kaneanites celebrate with the belts before the lights cut out and they disappear from the ring. We cut to a break with Triple H and Shawn Michaels left flat out on the mat.
- We come back to Jim Ross stood in the ring. He introduces his guest on the big screen — Carlito. Carlito is sat at home with a bandage around his head. Ross recaps the situation — that Carlito and his partner Big Show were attacked by The Corporation on Heat and taken out of the Hell In A Cell match at Unforgiven. Ross asks firstly for an update on how Carlito is doing. Carlito says he’s got a sore head and is not cleared to compete. But, he says, the injuries are nowhere near as bad as how he feels about the actions of The Corporation. Carlito says he feels as though himself and Big Show have been on a journey in the last few months and deserved the chance to compete for the tag titles at Unforgiven. Carlito questions why The Corporation denied them that. Ross asks what it means for him. Carlito says: “I’m pissed off, man”, which gets a big cheer. Carlito will not let The Corporation get away with it. He says he’s not sure when he will be allowed to wrestle again, but he is not stepping back. He’s going to take a week to recuperate and then he will be back at RAW next week. Ross thanks Carlito for his time and then asks whether he knows how Big Show is getting on. Carlito says his partner is still resting up in a hospital bed but the damage was not as bad as first feared — and that The Corporation better watch out, because a seven foot three monster is angry and ready for revenge too - 81%.
- Chris Masters is waiting in the ring with a microphone. He says that the big difference between himself and the Dinsmore family is his sheer power. Sure, he says, Nick might have the technical knowhow, but there’s no way he’d be able to break out of a Masterlock once he has it cinched in. We would have found that out on Sunday, Masters says, if he had been able to lock it in. So he’s throwing down a challenge now — Nick, get down here and break out of the Masterlock. Nick comes out and says he wasn’t planning on giving Masters another match — he thought he’d proven that he was the better wrestler on Sunday. But, he admits, Masters is right. Nick has not shown that he can break out of the Masterlock. So why not demonstrate that, right here, right now? We get the usual setup. Masters waits for Dinsmore, then locks it in. At first Dinsmore tries to reverse out of it, then power out, but it’s clearly not working. And after about a minute, he faints in Masters’ arms. Masters drops him and then raises his hands high. Jim Ross comments: “It looks like Masters still has the beating of Nick Dinsmore in one regard!” “Well, two, if you count their looks,” Jerry Lawler quips. Chris Masters beats Nick Dinsmore in a Masterlock challenge - 75%.
- After a break advertising No Mercy — if you forgot, King Booker will have to defend against The Undertaker — Jim Ross invites Trish Stratus down to the ring. She’s as popular here as she was in Toronto last night. Trish says she’s here to discuss the elephant in the room. She says there have been plenty of rumours that last night and her title win in her home country was her last in-ring appearance for WWE. She’s 31, at the age a lot of women think about starting a family, and people have been suggesting that she might be thinking along the same lines. That gets a big jeer. She is, she says, getting married later this month — sorry boys in attendance — which might increase that thought in her head. But, Trish adds — there’s something nagging at her. It’s the feeling she has every morning and the one she has every night before bed — that she’s just getting started. Trish says even in the last few months, new women have turned up that have made her second guess whether she’s actually proven herself to be the most dominant women in WWE today. Whether that’s Beth Phoenix, a pure powerhouse, or even Trinity Williams, who has buckets of potential. Trish even shouts out Mickie James, who has given her a bigger challenge than anyone in recent months. So, Trish insists — she’s not retiring. Not at all. She’s going to be here next week on RAW, putting her belt on the line and herself in danger — and no one can stop her - 80%.
- Up next, X-Pac is waiting in the ring as Jim Ross tells us he was late arriving to the arena and couldn’t help his D-Generation X buddies earlier tonight. And he might have also had a bit of focus on his match, as he’s taking on Umaga for the WWE Intercontinental title. Umaga has Armando Alejandro Estrada at his side but Ross wonders whether there might be an issue given Paul Heyman’s involvement in his match at Unforgiven. That’s not on Umaga’s mind as he goes about dismantling X-Pac and beating him in about four minutes flat, finishing him off with a brutal splash in the corner and then a huge Samoan Spike. Umaga © (w/Armando Alejandro Estrada) beats X-Pac to retain the WWE Intercontinental title - 73%.
- After the match, Armando Alejandro Estrada is straight into the ring to applaud his man. Which brings Paul Heyman out onto the ramp. Nothing is said, but Umaga stares at Heyman. Heyman nods… and Umaga takes Estrada out with a massive Samoan Spike. Jim Ross says it’s clear now where Umaga’s loyalties lie as he joins Heyman at the top of the ramp. Heyman slaps him on the back before they walk to the back.
- Maria Kanellis is joined by Shelton Benjamin, who is immediately asked about his loss at Unforgiven. Benjamin points out that his loss was only a loss in name — and that The Punk managed to beat him because he had two other men on his side, not because he was able to pin him cleanly in the ring. Benjamin says he is not surprised that The Punk and The Brute managed to win the World Tag Team titles, but only after the champions had suffered a huge beatdown from The Corporation. As far as he is concerned, The Punk still hasn’t proven himself to Benjamin as a top class wrestler — and will not until he can beat him fair and square in the ring - 78%.
- We are treated to a John Cena celebration ceremony up next. Cena has a grin and a half as he marches down to the ring, declaring that the "Champ Is Here" after overcoming Rob Van Dam last night. Cena said he knew that if he got Van Dam one on one in the ring, he’d be able to overcome him — and he knew that he would not be pinned by the now former champion. Cena says he’s delighted to be able to hold his celebration in Montreal, where he knows that when it comes to champions, nothing could possibly go wrong. Cue Rob Van Dam and Paul Heyman. Heyman marches his man down to the ring and starts talking about the greatest travesty of justice in professional wrestling history. If Cena isn’t aware, Heyman says, a universally beloved champion was screwed out of his title and credited with a submission loss in the greatest screwjob of all time — right here in this very country, in Canada. That gets cheers, but not when Heyman clarifies: “Last night, when the greatest champion of this generation Rob Van Dam was screwed out of the title at Unforgiven”. Cena says as far as he can tell, he won the title fair and square — and Van Dam tapped out. We get “You tapped out!” chants. Van Dam looks angry. Heyman looks angry. Cena has a grin on his face… but that’s when Edge takes him out with a Spear from the side! Edge grabs a microphone and starts shouting about Cena thinking he’d got rid of him, but he’s not lost his desire for the title. That draws out Ric Flair, who points out that Edge lost to him last night — and suggests they have a little tag team match right here, right now to bring clarity to the situation - 80%.
- Back from a break and Edge and Rob Van Dam are already double-teaming Ric Flair in the corner as John Cena amps up the crowd. Flair does manage to roll out of an attempted kick by Van Dam and make his way halfway across the ring, but before he can get his hand out to Cena, Edge tags himself in and drags Flair back to his side of the squared circle. The double-teaming continues with repeated tags between Van Dam and Edge to keep up the advantage. But after a bit, a sleeper hold from Edge gives Flair time to work his way out, and he manages to spin the younger man into an armdrag, then drop down to his knees and poke Edge in the eyes as he charges. As Edge stumbles, Flair dives across the ring and gets the tag in to Cena! Cena charges and clotheslines Van Dam, before doing the same to Edge. He then bounces Edge off the ropes and flies with a big shoulderblock to send him spinning down and out of the ring. Van Dam charges behind him and manages to push Cena across the ring and straight into referee Mike Chioda. That draws CW Anderson and Justin Credible out of the back, with the pair charging into the ring to turn this into a three-on-two situation. But Cena manages to duck a double clothesline from the pair, just as Flair gets back up and they hit stereo suplexes to take the two members of Heyman Inc out. Edge is about to slide back into the ring when he is grabbed from behind by Shawn Michaels, who Edge screwed out of the tag team titles earlier tonight! Michaels pulls him back and hits a Sweet Chin Music to a big roar. Back in the ring, Van Dam dropkicks Flair, sending him spinning over the top rope. But he turns around to Cena, who picks him up and hits a big F-U for the pin and win. John Cena and Ric Flair beat Rob Van Dam and Edge - 78%.
- As John Cena and Ric Flair celebrate, Jim Ross asks how Rob Van Dam can recover from two losses in two days to the new champion. Jerry Lawler says he was screwed by Shawn Michaels and D-Generation X, and he has no obligation to find an answer to JR’s “horrible” questioning.
- The final commercial break of the night is over and that heralds the arrival of Vince McMahon, who said he would have a big announcement to end Monday Night RAW earlier tonight. Vince says the last few months have been some of the most enjoyable of his career. It’s a little known story, but he wanted to be a professional wrestler before being discouraged by his own father, Vincent James McMahon. He’s now telling the WWE crowd that he is speaking from his heart when he says teaming up with his own son Shane McMahon to win the WWE World Tag Team titles was an absolute pleasure, and fulfilled his dreams of stepping into the squared circle and competing on the same level as the superstars of his company. Vince says that it was a great moment in a great career as the owner of World Wrestling Entertainment. He oversaw the great rise of the company from a regional entity into a global brand, aided by Hulk Hogan, the creation of Wrestlemania, the Attitude Era, when they fought back against and overcame WCW, and now this generation of new young stars that are ready to lead the WWE into the future. And that is why last night was not just a great moment in Vince McMahon’s career — it was the climax to it. There’s sudden shock, Jim Ross asks what he could mean. Vince lifts the microphone to his lips and explains: “I’m Vince McMahon dammit, and if anyone deserves to go out on top, it’s me!”. Vince says that he has been wracking his brains in the last 24 hours and reconnected with Linda, who he knows he has spent too long away from over the last 40 or so years. They came to a conclusion as a pair that it was time to sell up and step away — and enjoy the time they have left to its absolute fullest. Vince says he’ll still occasionally be around, but from next week, he will no longer be chairman and Linda will no longer be the controlling owner of WWE. They have swiftly sold up and moved on. There’s outrage and then a chant of “Thank you Vince”. Vince says he is touched and explains that he will introduce the new owners of WWE next week… when he is interrupted by Stephanie McMahon’s music. She’s looking cocky and happy as she walks to the ring accompanied by Test. Test holds the ropes open for her as she stands opposite her father before applauding him. Stephanie says she knew this announcement was coming… because she has spent all day in negotiations with her own mother and about 20 minutes before her dad walked out to the ring, they finally reached an agreement. She says she wants to thank her dad for handing over a company in fine shape to the new owner of WWE… herself! The crowd all jeer and Stephanie takes in the boos. Vince laughs and then says he’s proud to hand WWE over in the state it is — but he’s not just handing it over to Stephanie. Stephanie looks confused, and says she agreed a deal with Linda just moments ago. Well, Vince explains, she did — but it was not for 100 per cent of WWE. Vince did not want the kids arguing over who would ultimately control the company, so came up with a plan. Stephanie has just bought 33.3% of WWE. Shane, from his hospital bed, has bought another 33.3%. And — Vince says — the reason he wanted to wait until next week is because the third person who owns a third of WWE — and to be more accurate, 33.4% — will be in attendance next Monday. And given their extra decimal point of ownership, they have requested and been granted the opportunity to appoint a new commissioner for Monday Night RAW to work in tandem with Stephanie and Shane. Stephanie looks shocked and asks if Vince was trying to screw her with the negotiations with Linda. Vince looks up at her, pauses, and says, “You’re damn right I was”. RAW immediately cuts out and blimey what a way to end the show - 84%.
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WWE Friday Night Smackdown 22 September, 2006 - Smackdown was taped at the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada.
- It’s the start of Smackdown, so John Bradshaw Layfield makes his way out with Orlando Jordan at his side — god, remember him? The Stock Exchange is set up, and this week the guest of honour is Rey Mysterio. Layfield immediately starts aiming barbs at Mysterio, who he’s never been the world’s biggest fan of. He asks how he lost his shot at King Booker last week. Well, Mysterio explains, he was clearly attacked by Gregory Helms. Layfield says it’s slander to aim such remarks at Helms. JBL even asks whether Mysterio could realistically tell whether it was Helms under the mask, given his own mask must surely obscure his vision. Mysterio says he knows for a fact it was Helms last week, and that it was Helms at Summerslam. He says he knows because it is Helms who has decided he has an issue with him in recent months, entirely out of nowhere, and because Helms has been acting up in a bizarre manner — as if he has something else on his mind. Mysterio gets them to roll the footage of last week — before commenting: “Tell me that isn’t Gregory Helms”. Which is when Helms’ music hits and he walks out of the back, swaggering onto the stage. Helms has his music cut and says that he feels Mysterio’s accusations are unfounded and unfair. After all, Helms points out, how can we ever truly know what face is underneath a mask? That’s why Helms, who steps into the ring, cannot abide people like Mysterio. He says men like Rey Mysterio are keeping their truth secret from the world. Rey might put on a mask and pretend to be a superhero, but underneath everything — ”he’s just another man”. Helms says Batman is the world’s greatest detective, but Mysterio still has a lot to learn. He asks the production team to roll the footage. They do. It shows a clock on the wall timed to 9.55pm. The camera then pans down to a copy of last Friday’s USA Today newspaper. Helms is then shown reading it, before commenting: “Wow, I can’t believe that outbreak of E.Coli was all from bagged spinach grown in California!”. Then footage then cuts out. Helms is back in the ring and says: “See Rey, there’s no way I could have attacked you”. The camera swings around to Rey, who looks irate. “Do you think I’m an idiot Gregory?”, he asks. JBL asks Helms the same question. “Well… yeah,” says Helms. Bad idea. Mysterio charges for him, but is taken out from the side by Orlando Jordan, operating as ‘security’ for JBL. JBL says no one messes his show up — has he not been watching? Mysterio fights clear of Jordan… but straight into a Shining Wizard from Helms! Helms poses with his arm raised as The Stock Exchange comes to an end - 74%.
- It feels as though we’ve seen variations on this match before, so hopefully they offer us something new. Sean Morley and Jack Bull emerge to that damn siren with Steven Richards at their side. Chavo Guerrero and Sabu are out next, ready to take on this trio who have been causing them so much trouble in the last few months. I’ll tell you one thing about Jack Bull — the boy can work. To a decent level, at least. Anyway, Chavo and Sabu seem to have the absolute best of this match for the majority of it. Richards protests every move and keeps asking the referee to disqualify “that monster Sabu” for everything he does, because even a punch is too extreme when delivered by someone who used to work in the ECW Arena. The ending, though, comes when Jack Bull seems to have taken control for a minute. He charges towards Chavo, who manages to pull the top rope down and send him flying. That gives Chavo the chance to hit a low dropkick to Morley’s knees, taking him out and landing him conveniently in front of the corner where Sabu is waiting for the tag. Chavo climbs up, ready for the Frogsplash… when Sabu springs up and hits him with a huge Hurricanrana! Michael Cole is baffled. Steven Richards starts applauding, and Tazz suggests he knows what’s happening. Sabu then springs for a big Moonsault on Chavo before dragging Morley on top of the downed Guerrero. Referee Charles Robinson counts the three and Right To Censor have the win. Right To Censor (Sean Morley and Jack Bull w/Steven Richards) beat Chavo Guerrero and Sabu - 71%.
- Sabu continues the assault after the bell, cracking Chavo Guerrero over the head with a Kendo stick handed to him by Steven Richards. Richards gets in Chavo’s face and shouts “You want to cheat the world? The right-thinking world will cheat you back”. Richards raises Sabu’s hand and points to him as Sean Morley and the recovered Jack Bull pose alongside him.
- Backstage, Eric Bischoff is lording it up in his solitary office that now has a few more hallmarks of his career — a big gold WCW title belt, an nWo t-shirt, and a Monday Night RAW circa 2003 photobook. He’s rudely interrupted by Kurt Angle, or at least in his view he is. Angle wants Randy Orton, and he wants him tonight. Bischoff says his job is to bring value to WWE and he’s not sure that giving a match like that away when they’re not on pay-per-view works for him. Angle says he’s not willing to wait until No Mercy. Bischoff considers it for a second, and then says he might dip into the old Nitro playbook. He agrees that it would make Smackdown must-see TV — so tonight, Angle will get Orton in the ring. Big cheers, Angle promises a win, “it’s true, it’s damn true” - 79%.
- It’s new WWE United States champion Jeff Hardy making his way out next accompanied by Matt Hardy. He’s taking on Mr Kennedy, although the title is not on the line. Jeff is a popular man and his initial flurry is massively cheered by the crowd in Montreal. But Kennedy, who would happily move himself into United States title contention, will not let him dominate the match. He slows the pace down and when Hardy tries to go for a Whisper In The Wind, he moves out of the way before kneeing him in the face. Kennedy does your standard heel offence at this stage, working Jeff down in the middle of the ring and trying to get him to submit to a sleeper hold. When will people learn that that never works! Hardy does seem to be fading, though, which leads to Matt slamming the canvas. The crowd clap along and Jeff does fight his way to his feet before elbowing out of the move. This time, Kennedy misses with a lariat before turning right into a Whisper In The Wind. Jeff goes up top for a Swanton Bomb, but as he does, Kennedy knocks the top rope and Hardy crotches himself. Kennedy laughs and then climbs up top, before pulling off a Green Bay Plunge on Jeff! But before he can roll over and cover, Lashley’s music plays and he comes out of the back. Michael Cole talks about the confrontation between Lashley and Kennedy last week. Lashley just poses at the top of the ramp and points to Kennedy, who jaws back with Lashley. After thirty seconds of this, Kennedy turns… straight into a small package from Jeff, with referee Nick Patrick counting the three! Jeff Hardy (w/Matt Hardy) beats Mr Kennedy - 78%.
- Batista arrives at the arena to a big cheer, looking like several million dollars in a nice suit and nice sunglasses. Before he can get far into the arena, he’s stopped by Scotty 2 Hotty and Funaki. Michael Cole reminds us that they teamed with Batista last week in a match against Mark Henry and The Gymini. Scotty explains to Batista that they’re up against The Gymini next and are worried about what they might do as revenge for their aiding Batista last week. Funaki does a bit of miming of a fat man and Scotty says: “Yeah, Mark Henry might get involved!”. Batista asks how he can help. Scotty says he could accompany them to the ring and help them out if it all kicks off. Batista is happy to do so, fist bumping them both, before strolling behind them as they walk in the direction of the arena - 80%.
- The Gymini, with Simon Dean but without Mark Henry, are already in the ring when Scotty 2 Hotty’s music hits and the unlikely trio of Scotty, Funaki and Batista walk out of the back. The match itself is very little to write home about, with Scotty and Funaki overcoming the power of The Gymini to work an advantage around three or four minutes into it. A lot of the camera time goes to Batista, who moves around the ring and stares down Dean when he tries to get involved. Eventually, that stops Dean from helping out even slightly, leaving Jesse open to taking a big dropkick from Funaki and then The Worm from Scotty 2 Hotty for the loss. Scotty 2 Hotty and Funaki (w/Batista) beat The Gymini (w/Simon Dean) - 71%.
- But as Batista stares down Simon Dean, he misses the fact that Mark Henry has walked through a gap in the barricade. Henry clobbers Batista down from behind before grabbing him and throwing him into the barricade. Scotty 2 Hotty and Funaki try to help Batista, but are hit with stereo German Suplexes by The Gymini in the ring. Dean directs Henry and tells him to pick Batista up. Henry does, dragging Batista to the announce table and removing the screens. He then lifts him onto the table, then into the air, and then slams him through it with a World’s Strongest Slam, breaking the table and leaving Batista in a heap at ringside.
- Kristal Marshall welcomes her guest — William Regal. Regal is not accompanied by Paul Burchill, which Kristal Marshall asks him about. Regal says Burchill is struggling on the back of a heinous brawl with Matt Hardy during his match against Jeff last week. And that brings Regal onto the subject of why he requested this television time. Regal says it is an embarrassment for the United States to be represented by a long-haired, drug-addled hippy like Jeff Hardy. He says he might not be from this part of the world, but he knows that even the simplest American — and there are a lot of people who would be considered simple in this country — knows that they would rather be represented by a refined gentleman like Regal than Hardy. Even if he is from across the sea. So Regal is going to do the WWE fans a huge favour. He is going to call in his rematch against Jeff Hardy at No Mercy and he promises he will bring the title back — for Queen and country - 83%.
- It’s a bit of a surprise not to have this one main event Smackdown, given the prize on the line, the history and the fact that all four men are very popular right now… but then again, maybe there’s an element of holding something back. Kid Kash, Jamie Noble, Brian Kendrick and Paul London have clearly not decided to do that, though, with the WWE Tag Team titles on the line and the crowd roaring throughout this one. The match starts off as you would expect it to — with London and Kendrick bringing the energy and seemingly taking control courtesy of stereo dives to the outside. The match swings, though, when they try to do too much of the flying and not enough of the focusing on winning the titles. London tries to hit a standing Kash with a running Shooting Star Press from the apron to the outside. But Kash is very much wise to it and catches London before turning it into a belly to belly suplex that sends him sprawling across the outside area. Kash then takes Kendrick out from behind before throwing him into the ring and grabbing Noble. The champions then show their wily nature by isolating Kendrick in the corner and looking to work him over. Not that that is particularly simple. Kendrick breaks away from Noble once, only being stopped from tagging in the now recovered London by a well-placed boot to the head from Kash, much to the chagrin of referee Jim Korderas. And then when Kash takes over, promising to show Noble how it is done, Kendrick nearly sneaks away after flipping out of an attempt at a backdrop. Kash catches Kendrick’s foot as he dives towards the corner and pulls him back, locking in a single-leg Boston Crab that Kendrick struggles with. But eventually he does manage to reach the ropes, where Kash refuses to let go. Korderas protests, but Kash pretends he has tripped and pulls Kendrick into a tighter hold. He only relents when Korderas counts to four. Kash speaks to Korderas about it as Noble runs around the ring and kicks Kendrick in the head. Kash tags Noble in, but Kendrick manages to roll him into a small package, which gets a two. Noble pops up but his clothesline misses, and instead Kendrick bounces off the ropes before taking him out with a flying forearm. Both men lay flat out, with Korderas starting the count to 10. But as he reaches five, Noble starts crawling to Kash. As Korderas gets to eight, Kendrick kips up and dives to London, getting the tag. Noble tags in Kash at the same time, but London runs in like a freight train and takes both men out, clotheslining Noble over the top. Kash tries to get him from behind, but London turns it around with an elbow to the stomach and then a springboard kick to the head. Kash lands perfectly for a 450 Splash from London. But Noble recovers in time to push London off the top. He rolls across the ring, and Kendrick gets the tag in. Noble goes after London with both men flying over the top courtesy of a clothesline. Kash then advances on Kendrick and slaps him across the face as he comes into the ring. But that angers Kendrick. He fires punches at Kash. Kash reverses one and tries to lift Kendrick up for a Brainbuster. Kendrick slides down his back, pushes him into the corner and then as he bounces back, hits a Sliced Bread #2! Kendrick covers — and we have new tag champions. Brian Kendrick and Paul London beat Kid Kash and Jamie Noble © to win the WWE Tag Team titles - 90%.
- Jim Korderas hands Paul London and Brian Kendrick the WWE Tag Team titles and the pair hug in the middle of the ring, celebrating wildly. Kid Kash and Jamie Noble back up the ramp, but as they do, I’m Back hits. Eric Bischoff walks out on the ramp and asks for his music to be cut. He stays where he is and says he has to hand it to London and Kendrick, he didn’t think they could overcome Kash and Noble — but here we are, they are his show’s new tag team champions. That gets a big cheer. Bischoff asks the crowd whether they liked that match. They cheer again. He says he’s keen to show that not only is he a fair general manager, but that he gives the fans what they want… which is why he thinks London and Kendrick might want to temper their celebrations a little bit. They look confused in the ring, but Bischoff doesn’t leave them confused for very long. He points out that there are two more episodes of Smackdown before No Mercy, and that has given him a little idea. Bischoff says he loves watching Kash and Noble and London and Kendrick — but is aware they’ve exchanged the titles back and forth now — so he’s giving them a chance to prove themselves as the undisputed champions. Over the next two weeks, on Smackdown, they will face off twice. And at No Mercy, if needed, they will face off again. Because Bischoff is making a best two out of three series between the two teams, with the winners walking away with the tag titles. Kash and Noble look happy, while London and Kendrick end their celebrations. Bischoff says he doesn’t want to ruin the celebrations — and tells London and Kendrick to enjoy the next couple of days, because they’ll need to be at their best by next Friday - 90%.
- After a break, Michael Cole and Tazz reveal Eric Bischoff has stayed at ringside and joined them at the announce table for the Smackdown main event. It’s Kurt Angle against Randy Orton, and just after the two of them lock up, Bischoff stands up and says he wants everyone’s attention. He then strolls into the ring and says that even though he made this match, he does have some doubts over giving Angle everything he wants just on a whim. So he’s going to mix up the stipulation slightly — and asks referee Nick Patrick to tie Angle’s left hand behind his back. Patrick looks shocked, but Bischoff says to do as he says or he will lose his job. Patrick complies. The match then restarts, but when Angle manages to get even a modicum of momentum and hit Orton with a single armed suplex, Bischoff interrupts proceedings again. He says he’s changed his mind — he now wants both of Angle’s arms tied behind his back. Patrick complies, again reluctantly, and that just gives Orton the chance to beat him up. About two minutes later, an RKO ends Angle and concludes this farce. Randy Orton beats Kurt Angle - 71%.
- Eric Bischoff applauds Randy Orton, who climbs to the top rope and does his full on pose as we cut to the final commercial break of the night.
- We end the show with King Booker and his King’s Court — minus Paul Burchill — making their way out to the ring. Obviously William Regal looks a bit glum given the whole lack of title belt, but Booker is glowing. Michael Cole points out that he has retained his World Heavyweight title in successive weeks against two of his biggest challengers, and he must feel fairly confident going forward. And that is what Booker says in the ring. He says he showed he deserved a crown when he won King Of The Ring. When he won the title at The Great American Bash, he put Rey Mysterio in his place. At Summerslam, he overcame three of Smackdown’s top stars in Batista, Randy Orton and Rey. And over the last two weeks, he’s stopped both Batista and Rey from gaining the belt. That leads to Sharmell going through a round of “All Hail King Booker” declarations, which leads to the crowd jeering. Booker then turns to Regal and says he knows he suffered a disappointment recently, but if he follows the King’s Court code, he can promise him he will regain what he has lost. Booker then says that there is clearly nobody who can stop the King’s Court on Smackdown. Lights out, big GONG. Ah, The Undertaker. Cole suggests that Booker has clearly forgotten the No 1 contender. Undertaker slowly strolls out to the ring and over the top rope. After he takes off his hat and coat and the crowd settles down, he stares down Booker. He says that whether a man is just a man, or sees himself as a king, it is impossible to survive the cold black embrace of the end. The Undertaker stares at Booker and says that he promises he will show Booker No Mercy, and at No Mercy — it will be the end for him and the King’s Court. Booker asks if he really thinks he can beat him. Undertaker says he will make Booker rest in peace. Just the usual, normal conversation. That leads Regal to charge, but that might be a bit stupid. He is hit with a chokeslam. Booker is next, and Taker grabs him, but Booker kicks out and slides out of the ring. Sharmell joins Booker on the ramp, before Taker hits a Tombstone on Regal and stares down Booker before posing with Daivari to end the show - 79%.
Smackdown results
Sean Morley and Jack Bull beat Chavo Guerrero and Sabu Jeff Hardy beats Mr Kennedy Scotty 2 Hotty and Funaki beat The Gymini (Jesse and Jake) Paul London and Brian Kendrick beat Kid Kash and Jamie Noble (c) to win the WWE Tag Team titles Randy Orton beats Kurt Angle
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Post by aew1992 on Jul 21, 2023 20:06:08 GMT 1
WWE Heat September 23, 2006 - Heat was taped at the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada.
- Look, I’m not going to sit here and pretend to be a wrestling expert with a need to give every single match meaning. But Justin Credible and CW Anderson are a fairly new team and therefore they need some matches to introduce themselves to the world at large. And who better to just beat in a few minutes on Heat than Snitsky and Norman Smiley? It all ends with a That’s Incredible from Credible on Smiley. A big old meh. Heyman Inc (Justin Credible and CW Anderson w/Paul Heyman) beat Miles of Smiles (Norman Smiley and Snitsky) - 62%.
- Charlie Haas presumably feels aggrieved at not winning the Intercontinental title his performance deserved at Unforgiven. He takes it out on Danny Basham, submissioning him around the ring and then suplexing him too for good measure. Haas wins it with the Haas of Pain after a lovely looking half German Suplex into the top corner lays Basham out. Charlie Haas beats Danny Basham - 65%.
- Not that Charlie Haas’s night is over. He gets on the mic and says that he proved himself as a deserving member of the Intercontinental title picture at Unforgiven and wants a shot at Umaga as soon as possible. Haas says he’s not sure how to communicate that to Umaga, but if Paul Heyman can translate his words into whatever language Umaga speaks, that would be great. That, though, just draws out Goldust and Stacy Kiebler. They stroll down to the ring as Goldust says he’s not letting his dream of capturing gold just fade away like that. As he steps through the ropes, he tells Haas that if he wants to get to Umaga, he’ll have to go through him first, because Goldust is confident he’ll prove himself worthy of a shot. Goldust says he has the Hollywood magic and the in-ring understanding to capture the belt. Understanding like, he says, always watching his back. Haas turns… and manages to grab Kiebler’s hand just as she’s about to hit him in the head with a tiny pipe. Haas looks angrily at her, but Goldust just uses that as a chance to take Haas out from behind and then hit a Curtain Call to leave the younger man down in the ring - 85%.
- The Heat main event is one of those matches where you can predict the winner before the bell has even rung. As Tatanka poses in the ring before the introduction of Rene Dupree, you can almost sense that the three count has already happened. Most of the match is spent with Joey Styles questioning whether or not Dupree will be confident about recapturing the Intercontinental title after Umaga’s win on Sunday night. If he has any doubts about himself all of a sudden, he should probably drop them, given his five minute win courtesy of the Dupree Bomb and a pin. Rene Dupree beats Tatanka - 62%.
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WWE Velocity September 23, 2006 - Velocity was taped at the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada.
- If you’ve been closely following the Hardcore Holly/Full Blooded Italians feud, then this is the match for you. The Boogeyman is Holly’s partner and boy do they do some stuff in the ring and ostensibly work well together as a team. At least, that’s what Joey Styles wants you to think. This is a very very average match, possibly on the bad side of things, and when Holly hits an Alabama Slam on Nunzio to get the pinfall win, it’s no bad thing that it’s over. Hardcore Holly and The Boogeyman beat The Full Blooded Italians (Nunzio and Vito) - 60%.
- Oh, it’s not over. The Boogeyman tries to get Nunzio with a mouth full of worms but that just angers Vito, who has been sat on the outside after being thrown over the top by Mr Man, first name Boogey. He comes in with a chair and takes Boogeyman out before doing the same to Hardcore Holly. Vito helps Nunzio up and they stand tall despite the loss.
- So, you know how Sylvan and Doug Basham worked together in a perfectly fine manner last week? Someone has decided to lean into that and give them a full-on segment backstage. Someone was wrong to do so. This is meant to be Sylvan trying to give Basham a makeover so they can look like a team in the ring tonight, but absolutely none of the humour lands and when Basham walks off in a bit of a huff, it reflects how every viewer must feel - 58%.
- The pair of Sylvan and Doug Basham are in the next match, working alongside Austin Healy. That trio is up against Ultimo Dragon and The Mexicools. The most worrying thing about this match is the fact that Sylvan and Basham — and I have to assume it was them, because everyone else is very good — managed to drag it down to a very low level. Dragon was, of course, desperate to get a win over Healy after losing his Cruiserweight title to him last week. And while he did not get a pinfall victory over Healy himself, he did put the champion on the losing team, hitting an Asai DDT on Sylvan to get the win. Ultimo Dragon and The Mexicools (Super Crazy and Psicosis) beat Sylva, Doug Basham and Austin Healy (w/Torrie Wilson) - 66%.
- You put Matt Hardy and John Bradshaw Layfield in a ring with each other and you think, at the very least, that you will end up with a competent match. That is not really what happened, which makes me increasingly think that these two tapings were pretty cursed. The crowd in Montreal was flat for this match, while the two men struggled to click in the ring. Joey Styles reminds everyone that Hardy captured the United States title from JBL a few months ago. He also tells us that Matt is planning to speak to his brother Jeff about being given a shot next week on Smackdown. He sets himself up for a conversation like that, overcoming a distraction from Orlando Jordan, ducking the resultant clothesline from Layfield before landing a kick and hitting a Twist Of Fate to get the win. Matt Hardy beats John Bradshaw Layfield (w/Orlando Jordan) - 71%.
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GrappleNews.net News and Notes The issues we have been describing behind the scenes finally came to a head on RAW, with Vince McMahon announcing his retirement from WWE. We've been told that this is absolutely real — McMahon is packing up after a long stint as owner. Kayfabe owners will be announced on RAW this coming week, but Vince has sold the company to Shane and Stephanie.
Shane was planning to work on some streaming products — it's a technology that might catch on in the future. He is said to have been reinvigorated, though, by his recent stint on television. He has also grown closer to Stephanie, and the pair feel confident that they can run the WWE together.
While he has slowly handed over the reigns and been a willing participant on television, it is increasingly clear that Vince is not leaving WWE willingly. He is said to be telling people he's been forced under duress. There might be an issue with his behaviour that has come to the fore and forced him to sell up, but we're not clear on any details. Vince could yet pop up elsewhere in the future.
An interesting note is that the original plan from RAW was not for The Punk and The Brute to win the tag titles, but Triple H and Shawn Michaels refused to lose to the planned winners — claiming it was beneath them. What was interesting was how happy they were to lose to The Punk, and our sources tell us that they suggested him and The Brute as the people who should win the belts over them, with Shawn Michaels being willing to take the pinfall. Although, of course, that did come with an element of interference from Sean O’Haire and Test.
Paul Burchill is out for two months with a tricep strain. Expect that to be worked into a storyline when he comes back. Burchill's run with the King's Court has boosted his prospects in WWE — most people are happy with his work.
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Post by aew1992 on Jul 24, 2023 19:22:46 GMT 1
WWE Monday Night RAW 25 September 2006 - Monday Night RAW is live from the Ford Center, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. - We are told from the off that this is the Vince McMahon retirement tribute show and that the chairman of the board has already asked to address the crowd to start and finish the show. And it’s Vince’s music that hits and Vince who struts out from the back right after the initial introduction from Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler. Vince gets the bowing treatment from the crowd, and there’s a noticeable air of saying goodbye to this guy. Vince is interrupted by a “Thank you Vince!” chant when his music cuts out, and he takes 30 seconds to take in the acclaim. When that stops, he says that when his grandfather Jess first started to promote professional wrestling in Long Island, no one would have imagined the titan that the WWE would become today. Even his father, Vince McMahon Sr, could not have imagined being stood here tonight in front of 17,000 people, live on nationwide cable television. Which is Vince’s very simple way, he says, of pointing out how much… better he was. He launched Wrestlemania, brought in the Attitude Era, beat WCW into a pulp and helped develop a brand new generation of superstars that shine every week in front of these very cameras. Vince says he knows there will never be another Vincent Kennedy McMahon, dammit, but he is sure his father thought the same about him — which is why he’s happy to hand the show over, in part, to Stephanie and Shane. That brings them both out, Stephanie first, to jeers, and then Shane, to more of a mixed reaction. Stephanie starts to speak, but Shane interrupts her. Shane says Stephanie already had her moment in the sun last week, when she thought she was going to become majority owner of the WWE. Stephanie says all she wants to know is who the other owner of the WWE will be. Vince laughs and says he’s not planning to reveal that detail until the end of Monday Night RAW. Shane says that’s fine by him — because he wants to kick off the start of the new era with a big bang. Shane says WWE is defined by its eras, from the Rock n’ Wrestling generation to the Attitude Era to Vince’s display of Ruthless Aggression over the last few years. Now, Shane says, he wants this to be the era of Pain ‘n’ Gain. Shane is known for his death-defying moments, and he knows better than any McMahon before that if you put your body on the line, you reap the rewards. So he says he’s going to make a match right now to demonstrate that. Last week The Punk and The Brute won the World Tag Team titles — but they’re not going to be able to rest on their laurels. Tonight — in fact, right now — they’re putting them on the line in a four-way tag team… ladder match! The Punk and The Brute will defend against Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch — no response — Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, the self-styled World’s Greatest Tag Team — big cheer — and RAW’s newest signings… which is when MNM’s music hits and they strut out of the back to a sort of half-pop. They pose, Vince applauds Shane’s ingenuity, and we go to a break - 82%.
- We come back to The Punk and The Brute finishing off their entrance and then this massive match starts. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch go straight for MNM, while Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas deal with The Kaneanites, who they had issues with a few months ago. It doesn’t take long, though, for MNM to knock Cade and Murdoch down on the outside and grab ladders, hauling them into the ring and using them to take everyone else out. Jim Ross talks about MNM’s recent experience in ladder matches and how useful it could be tonight. From there, the match focuses on a series of big spots with some small brawls in between. Cade and Murdoch get back up and temporarily take charge, climbing the same side of a ladder to try and grab the belts — only for Haas and Benjamin to climb the other and take them down with a double superplex from the top. Johnny Nitro hits Haas with a big superkick and then another for Benjamin to tee him up for a Joey Mercury elbow drop from a ladder that has been propped up in the corner. A few minutes later, The Punk also manages to clobber almost everyone to the floor when he slides into the ring, puts a ladder around his neck and spins in circles in the ring to knock everyone down. The only person who does not get hit, though, is Benjamin. The Punk sets a ladder up in the middle of the ring, before dropping his down. As The Punk slowly climbs the ladder on the other side, Benjamin props the other ladder in place across the ropes and onto the rungs of the one Punk is climbing. He then springs up, walks across the ladder, charges up the other one and hits Punk with a T-Bone Suplex from the top and directly onto the horizontal ladder. Both roll off in pain. That is when The Brute climbs into the ring, but Haas is ready for him, climbing to the top rope, grabbing a ladder and then using it is a sort of pole vault to fly across the ring and take him out with a big clothesline. Haas looks around and surveys the damage, realising that everyone is out. He clocks the ladder set up in the middle of the ring — and starts climbing. He gets to the top, JR points out there’s no one to stop him, we have new champs… which is when he is cracked across the back with a steel chair. The camera pans down and it is Goldust who has hit him. Goldust grabs Haas and hits a Curtain Call on him, before exiting the ring to the waiting Stacy Keibler. Nitro and Mercury slide in, climbs the ladder, unhook the belts… and we have new WWE World Tag Team champions. MNM (Johnny Nitro and Joey Mercury) beat The World’s Greatest Tag Team (Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas), Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch and The Punk and The Brute © - 77%.
- Nick Dinsmore is backstage, looking down in the dumps about failing to break the Masterlock last week. Eugene springs into shot, although weirdly always staying on the other half of the screen to Nick — how strange! He asks Nick how he can cheer him up. Nick says Eugene can help him figure out how to break the Masterlock. Eugene says he has watched wrestling his whole life and there was always one man who had the strength to get over any opponent when he needed it — Hulk Hogan. Eugene says they should watch videos of Hulk Hogan and figure out how he used the power of the Hulkamaniacs to draw in strength. Nick looks at him and nods and says “That might just work.” Then a voice comes in from off camera — “Why watch videos when you can speak to the real thing?” It’s Hogan, who gets a big pop. Nick nods at him, Eugene hugs him, and we cut to the ring - 72%.
- …where Rene Dupree is stood. He is jeered around the arena, but brings the microphone in his hand to his lips and says: “Bonjour, Monday Night RAW.” That gets more jeers, because he’s a foreigner and he’s speaking foreign! Dupree talks about losing his — emphasis on his — Intercontinental title at Unforgiven, but insists that what it showed was only positive. Firstly, he says, it showed how great of a champion he has the potential to be. And secondly, because he was not pinned at Unforgiven, it shows just how hard he is to beat. So, Dupree says, he deserves the chance to prove he could be the greatest champion in the WWE. Not, he says, by holding the Intercontinental title again… but by winning the WWE Heavyweight title from John Cena. That leads to Shane McMahon appearing on screen. Shane says when he talks about the Pain 'n’ Gain era, Dupree is the sort of superstar who demonstrates it. He went through pain to retain his title for so long, so deserves to gain from it. Shane says Cena is scheduled to take on Edge tonight, and if Edge wins Shane wants to give him the chance to challenge for the title next week on RAW. But, Shane says, otherwise — Dupree gets a shot at Cena in a non-title match two weeks from tonight. And Shane has a plan. The first major event of RAW’s Pain n’ Gain era will be a special night — on the first Sunday in November, live from the American Airlines Arena in Dallas, Texas, will be Texas Thunder on PPV. And if Dupree can beat Cena in his non-title match, he will be the No 1 contender and get his shot at Texas Thunder. Dupree smiles and tells Shane to prepare the confetti because he’s promising he will walk out of Dallas as the new champion - 87%.
- After a break, Sean O’Haire is in the ring waiting for Ric Flair, who is given a big roar as he steps out onto the ramp. Retirement is on the line, but it never feels as though Flair is particularly at risk of anything untoward happening. The end comes when he slips out of a Cruel Intentions from O’Haire, trips him up and then locks in a Figure Four for a submission win. Ric Flair beats Sean O’Haire - 73%.
- Ric Flair celebrates up the ramp after an easy win, but as he does, the camera suddenly cuts back to the ring where Sean O’Haire is being hit in the stomach with a steel pipe. The pipe is thrown to the floor as Carlito — dressed in jeans and a grey vest — batters O’Haire into the corner and then hits him with a big Backstabber. Edge, Test, Kenny Dykstra and Kevin Nash come running out of the back but Carlito is up and away up the seating by the time they’re anywhere near the ring, being slapped on the back by fans as he stands at the top of the stairs.
- Backstage, Maria Kanellis welcomes her guests — D-Generation X. Triple H and Shawn Michaels — with X-Pac just behind them — are wearing the grins of two men who have essentially seen off their biggest enemy, although those grins disappear when Maria mentions their tag title loss last week. HHH starts it off by saying they were proud tag team champions and the defeat, especially in those circumstances, felt unfair. But he says both himself and Shawn are also proud former world champions, and they both know how it has felt to sit on top of the mountain. Shawn takes over, and says they’ve both had issues with Vince McMahon in recent months, and while Shane and Stephanie are his progeny and therefore from the same twisted DNA pool as he is, both himself and Hunter have been wondering whether they’ll be back in the world title picture in the eyes of the third owner. Which is when Rob Van Dam walks in alongside CW Anderson and Justin Credible. But it’s Paul Heyman, strolling on screen, who speaks. He asks where Triple H and Michaels get their audacity from. Van Dam has already seen Rene Dupree disrespect him tonight by suggesting he deserves a title shot against Cena. Then he found out Edge has a chance to earn a shot tonight by beating Cena. Heyman reminds us Van Dam has still not used his automatic rematch clause after losing to Cena at Unforgiven — and he is now not planning to do so until this Edge/Dupree situation is resolved. But first, Heyman says, how dare Triple H and Michaels suggest they deserve to add themselves to the queue. In fact, he’s going to speak for his client — Rob is disgusted at the suggestion. Right here, right now, he wants to challenge D-Generation X to a six-man tag match. Triple H nods and says “You’re on… right now!”. Heyman Inc walk off and Jim Ross tells us we’ve got a blockbuster match after the break - 77%.
- After D-Generation X make their entrance, Paul Heyman and Rob Van Dam spend their entire walk to the ring arguing over whether or not the former champion wants this match right now. And that tells as CW Anderson and Justin Credible spend the majority of this being bashed around the ring, with Anderson taking a huge spinebuster from Triple H and Credible being tormented with a sharpshooter from Michaels for an extended period. The end, though, comes when Van Dam finally deigns to get involved. And with good reason too, because he manages to knock X-Pac down and out of the ring, kick Triple H in the head and then set Michaels up for and then hit the Five Star Frog Splash. Only a HHH dive stops him from getting the pin, at which stage Van Dam is clotheslined over the top by Triple H. That, though, leaves just Anderson at the mercy of both HHH and Michaels. It takes just a further 20 seconds of offence, culminating in a Sweet Chin Music into a Pedigree to give D-Generation X the win with a pin over Anderson. Triple H, Shawn Michaels and X-Pac beat CW Anderson, Justin Credible and Rob Van Dam - 76%.
- Maria Kanellis welcomes Trish Stratus backstage a week after she confirmed that she will not be retiring. Just as Maria starts to ask about Trish’s decision, she is taken out from behind by Lita with a clubbing blow. Lita then picks Trish up and throws her into the wall and then again, into the television screen propped up in the background, which immediately cracks and falls over. Jim Ross asks what the assault is all about, Jerry Lawler makes some questionable joke about women - 83%.
- It’s time for the scheduled main event, although obviously this will be followed by the latest on the ownership situation. Edge knows he has a chance to earn a shot at John Cena’s WWE Heavyweight title if he manages to beat him tonight, but he’s still cocky and confident rather than nervous as he comes to the ring. Cena looks focused, and that’s clear from the opening of the contest when he takes charge of the situation and throws Edge around the ring. When he grabs Edge and powers him into the corner before unloading blows, he looks about ready to start his Five Moves Of Doom. But Edge escapes out of the ring and starts taking the count as he tries to recover. That basically just tempts Cena in, and Edge takes advantage, tripping him into the steel stairs as we go to a break. When we’re back, Edge is still comfortably in control of the match. He locks in a Boston Crab but after a minute, Cena manages to make it to the ropes. Edge then transitions into a headlock. Cena fades, but then he starts to power out, elbowing Edge in the stomach as the crowd applauds along. Edge bounces back and Cena hits him with a running shoulder block. He then hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle, before picking Edge up for an F-U when he gets back up. But Edge slides down his back and pushes Cena away… accidentally taking referee Mike Chioda out in the process. Cena bounces off the ropes and turns around… just as Edge charges for a Spear. But Cena is ready for it, and rolls out of the way before dropping to his knees. Edge eats turnbuckle… which is worsened when Carlito pops up again with his lead pipe, knocking Edge in the head. Edge stumbles and Cena covers, which is when Chioda recovers in time to count the win for Cena! John Cena beats Edge - 77%.
- Carlito escapes again as the rest of the Corporation run down to ringside, while John Cena has his hand raised in the ring and we go to the Smackdown rewind. Paul London and Brian Kendrick’s win over Kid Kash and Jamie Noble is featured, along with Eric Bischoff’s stinger about the best of three series. The Undertaker’s attack on the King’s Court then ends the segment, with Michael Cole declaring that No Mercy can’t come soon enough - 84%.
- Back to the ring, where Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon and Stephanie McMahon are already stood. There’s another short “Thank you Vince!” chant, but he cuts that off (we do only have about 15 minutes of television remaining). Vince says that for once, he can admit that he feels a sense of sadness about tonight. It’s the end for him, and the end of an era — as much as the new era excites him. Shane then says he wants to press his dad — who is the new third owner? Well, Vince explains — he doesn’t actually know. That leads to a bit of shock. Vince says Linda put it out to the open market and that their only requirement was that they met their price for that segment of the company. In fact, Vince says, he’s excited to be as surprised as the rest of those in attendance tonight when the owner reveals themselves, right here and right now. The arena goes quiet in anticipation. We cut to the back, where a limousine pulls up right next to the back of the entrance way. Two security guards step out of the limo and move the cameraman back, stating: “No cameras please”. We cut back to the arena where a palpable crackle of anticipation goes through the air, there’s a long, long pause…
And then If Ya Smell rings around the Ford Centre and the arena goes wild. The Rock strolls out of the back in a suit and takes in the roar of the crowd. He then almost struts down to the ring in that way that he does, climbs to the top rope and lifts his arm to the sky, before jumping down into the ring. He goes to grab a microphone and brings it to his lips. But as he does, Shane interjects, asking what in the world he’s doing there. The Rock turns to him angrily, raises his eyebrows, and makes the universal “quiet” gesture before launching into a “finally… The Rock has come back… to Oklahoma City”. The Rock starts explaining that he has known for some time that his future lies in Hollywood, way before he became The Scorpion King. But his first love will always be the squared circle, and he often thinks about his grandparents Peter Maivia and Lia Mivia, who promoted professional wrestling for a generation in Hawaii. And for years now, The Rock has been scrimping and saving — and putting aside the millions (and millions) from his film career with the intention of doing one thing, the thing he has done just this past week — buying into the WWE! That gets a big cheer. So, The Rock says, consider him a member of the family, because he is now the proud owner of 33.4 per cent of World Wrestling Entertainment — and baby, has he got some ideas about how this place should run. But, The Rock says, he is a busy man and he’s not sure he can be here very often — in fact, he’ll be seen only once or twice a year. Stephanie speaks up: “It’s fine Rocky. You know us well. You know we can be trusted. We can look after your investment for you.” The Rock looks at her, smiles, and then says: “Nice try”. No, The Rock wants someone who doesn’t trust anyone, who is a bad ass, who can be here every week and make sure The Rock’s investment is protected. Which is why, he says, he has asked this man to be RAW’s new commissioner. There’s a pause and then…
Glass Shatters
There’s another huge roar as ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin marches out of the back. The camera cuts to Vince, who looks appalled. Shane and Stephanie look mortified. Stone Cold hits the ring, raises his fingers in the air and then climbs down and shakes The Rock’s hand. “We may have been enemies in the past,” The Rock says, “but there’s no one I’d trust when two McMahons are at large than Stone Cold”. Stephanie says, “You can’t, daddy, don’t let him!” The Rock grins and points out that he can. Shane is angry and tries to go for The Rock, only to be turned around and hit with a huge Stunner! He bounces up, right into a Rock Bottom! The Rock then removes his suit jacket and tries to go for a People’s Elbow on Shane, only for Vince to stop him and beg him not to hurt his son. Which is when, of course, Stone Cold kicks Vince in the stomach and hits him with one last Stunner! Stephanie escapes the ring and backs up the ramp, appalled, with Shane down, Vince laid out and looking dazed in the corner, and The Rock and Stone Cold sharing some Steveweisers to end Monday Night RAW and truly start the Pain ‘n’ Gain era - 87%.
------------------------- RAW results
MNM beat The Punk and The Brute (c), Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin and Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch to win the WWE World Tag Team titles Ric Flair beats Sean O'Haire Triple H, Shawn Michaels and X-Pac beat Rob Van Dam, CW Anderson and Justin Credible John Cena beats Edge
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Post by aew1992 on Jul 28, 2023 10:42:54 GMT 1
WWE Friday Night Smackdown September 29, 2006 - Friday Night Smackdown was taped at the Tulsa Convention Centre in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
- It’s The Stock Exchange, The Stock Exchange, who will the guest be, will he be quite strange? Yes, as it turns out, as after running down the state of Oklahoma and pointing out how it is deeply inferior to Texas and New York, the two places he calls home, John Bradshaw Layfield introduces his guest for tonight… The Undertaker. Big gong, big cheer, slow walk to the ring, eyes rolling, all the usual things. When he gets in the ring, JBL starts asking leading questions — why, exactly, does The Undertaker think he deserves a title shot at No Mercy ahead of, say, the presenter of Smackdown’s most popular talk show? Why, he wants to know, does The Undertaker think a deadman deserves to represent this proud brand? And why would the WWE audience get behind a man who probably can’t even open a bank account, nevermind run a globally renowned investment portfolio? The Undertaker just stands there and takes it for a few minutes. But then he says that all of the corporeal things JBL holds dear, like his investments, like his work, even like the pathetic attempt at keeping himself relevant on Smackdown that is The Stock Exchange, matter not a jot to those who know about the true darkness of the abyss that waits for all men. JBL looks angry at that and goes to rip his tie off, but before he can, The Undertaker grabs him around the neck. JBL kicks Undertaker in the stomach to get free and then rolls out of the ring - 79%.
- Orlando Jordan is doing something on Smackdown, congratulations man. Unfortunately for him, it’s facing Rey Mysterio — and this match is so disinteresting to Michael Cole and Tazz that they spend the entire time discussing the latest in the Gregory Helms situation. The end comes when Mysterio manages to counter an attempted backbreaker into a hurricanrana, which perfectly positions Jordan for the 619. Mysterio hits it, but as he does, Gregory Helms pops over the barricade and tries to take Mysterio off the apron. Mysterio, though, fights back, with Helms not managing to land a blow — hence no disqualification. And when Jordan has recovered enough to try and charge Mysterio, the luchador pulls Helms in the way, sending him flying into the barricade. A sunset flip is then enough to give Mysterio the win. Rey Mysterio beats Orlando Jordan - 72%.
- Eric Bischoff is backstage, looking delighted at his general self and speaking to a few people, telling production staff to go fix something and another to make sure that catering has enough bottles of water — he wants to make sure the wrestlers are looked after. That, though, is when an off camera shout of “Let me holla at you playa!” can be heard. The crowd cheers as Teddy Long walks on camera. Bischoff is perplexed: “Teddy, your suspension wasn’t meant to be lifted for another few weeks.” Long says he had a message overnight from the new part-owner of WWE — just the small matter of The Rock — saying that he wanted Long back on Smackdown and back making decisions. So Long has a decision already made — in fact, he has two. Next week the Pain ‘n’ Gain era will truly kick off on Smackdown. Chavo Guerrero went through pain last week when he was betrayed by his tag partner Sabu — so next week, he gets his gain. Chavo will get his hands on Sabu. And tonight, in the main event, it’s John Bradshaw Layfield… against The Undertaker - 64%.
- An agitated Kurt Angle is being interviewed by Kristal Marshall next. Kristal asks him why he has requested time with her. Angle says he and every other member of the WWE know one thing — that in this company, in this industry, respect is earned. A few weeks ago, Angle had booked in a slot with a masseuse. The simple fact he got there ahead of Randy Orton and kept to his slot seems to have angered Orton. Orton seems to have an issue with him. So, Angle says, he’ll make it easy — he has an issue with Orton. He knows Orton has tonight off, so Angle wants to lay out the challenge here and now. No Mercy is coming up in just under a week and a half — and Angle wants to give Orton a real reason to have an issue with him, when he breaks his ankle in the middle of the ring - 82%.
- There’s a very skinny man stood on one side of the ring when Lashley’s music hits and the very skinny man looks very scared. That feeling intensifies when Lashley steps out onto the ramp… only to be taken out from behind with a steel chair! And the man wielding that steel chair? Why, it’s only Mr Kennedy. Kennedy keeps hammering Lashley with the chair until security come out from the back and stop him. Michael Cole calls the assault sickening, but Tazz points out that Lashley cost Kennedy a real shot at the United States title last week — how could he see this attack as anything but completely justified? 55%.
- Back from a break, the weirdly popular Scotty 2 Hotty is making his way to the ring accompanied by Funaki. He’s followed out by Mark Henry, The Gymini and Simon Dean. This is short and sort of sweet, although anything involving Henry can’t really be described as that. Sweet for Henry. Midway through the four-minute match, Jake Gymini grabs Funaki on the outside and Jesse hits him with a big clothesline. That distracts Scotty enough to allow for a World’s Strongest Slam for the win for Henry. Mark Henry (w/The Gymini and Simon Dean) beats Scotty 2 Hotty (w/Funaki) - 64%.
- Not that that is all over. Simon Dean shouts for Mark Henry to ‘crush’ Scotty 2 Hotty, so he gets another World’s Strongest Slam. Funaki is rolled into the ring and then Henry picks him up for a bearhug — and his screams can be heard around the arena. The Gymini surround him and taunt him, before grabbing Scotty and hitting a double suplex on him. Which is when Batista emerges to a big pop and dashes down to the ring. By then, Henry and Dean are clear, but The Gymini take the brunt of his assault, Jesse a spinebuster and Jake a big Batista Bomb. He picks up Scotty and Funaki to end the segment.
- Backstage, Jeff Hardy is sat there shining up his WWE United States title. Matt Hardy comes into the room and comes over to him, and asks whether he can ask him for a favour. Jeff says sure, and Matt says he wants to be given a shot at the United States title at No Mercy. Jeff points out he’s already defending against William Regal, so Matt says he can add him to the match and make it a triple threat. His brother considers it for a second, and then says he knows that Matt deserves a shot, but that he doesn’t want to be accused of favouring him — especially when the WWE is now all about Pain ‘n’ Gain. So, he says, if Matt can beat Regal one-on-one in the ring next week on Smackdown, then he’ll get a shot. And Jeff adds that he’s lined up a tag team match for them against Regal and King Booker in the main event of Velocity, so they need to be on the same page for that - 69%.
- Speaking of tag team matches, it’s time for the first match in the three-match series between the now-reigning WWE Tag Team champions Brian Kendrick and Paul London and the former champions Kid Kash and Jamie Noble. And it’s a doozy, because of course it is, because if these two teams could wrestle forever then it would be a massive boost to Smackdown in the long-term. But they can’t, so we might as well enjoy this while it lasts. This is a shorter match than their recent ones, running for about eight minutes. Maybe they’re aware of the fact they need to do this twice more over the next week and a bit. Anyway, the end of this comes when Noble has Kendrick in a difficult position in the corner, repeatedly choking him out with the referee stopping him at a four count. When he charges back for the third time, Kendrick rolls out of the way and then hits him with an enzuigiri to a big cheer. The crowd then claps along with London, who slams the top corner repeatedly. Kendrick eventually makes it across for the hot tag, with London running in and clearing house with big clotheslines. He then gets Kash with a big dropkick, and hits a Standing Shooting Star Press for a big two count. London goes for another dropkick, but Kash moves before kicking him in the head. London rolls away, but manages to reverse Kash’s attempted suplex over the ropes with elbows before kneeing him away and then springing across the ring with a flying clothesline. London then crawls to the corner and tags in Kendrick as Kash reaches Noble. Noble misses with a clothesline, but reverses a Sliced Bread #2 into a backdrop… or so he thinks. Kendrick lands on his feet and then rolls Noble up, getting a big three count and securing the win! Brian Kendrick and Paul London © beat Jamie Noble and Kid Kash to win the first match of their WWE Tag Title series (1-0) - 91%.
- It’s the RAW Rewind, and wasn’t the episode earlier this week a doozy? Vince McMahon bowing out of the WWE for good! The Rock returning as a one-third owner of the company! And a brilliant four-way tag team ladder match for the World Tag Team titles, with MNM making their RAW debuts and winning the belts - 86%.
- This one was set up earlier in the night, and the fear is clear on John Bradshaw Layfield’s face as The Undertaker starts his long march to the ring. Thankfully, the action is pretty short and sweet, lasting around nine minutes in total. Which is probably for the best, because I always think The Undertaker is best used in small chunks. Taker takes it to JBL, JBL does a bit of cheating as we go into the last commercial break of the night to take control of the match and is still in charge when we come back. JBL repeatedly chokes Taker on the top rope, to the protests of referee Charles Robinson. But every time Robinson makes him release, he goes for it again. Despite this, JBL is definitely in the driver’s seat — and he clearly feels confident. That much is evident when he hits a suplex on Taker and then goes to take him out with a Clothesline From Hell. But The Undertaker ducks and then bounces off the ropes before hitting JBL with a jumping clothesline. JBL gets back up and is immediately goozled by Taker. JBL kicks him in the stomach, but an attempt at a suplex sees Taker reverse it, lift JBL up, flip him around and then drop him down into a Tombstone! Undertaker lifts the hands into a pinning position — and gets the three. The Undertaker (w/Daivari) beats John Bradshaw Layfield - 76%.
- Which is when King Booker and William Regal hit the ring, closely followed by Sharmell. Regal goes to knock The Undertaker out but is punched away. But that is the last positive moment for Taker. Instead, he is smashed from behind with the World Heavyweight title by Booker. Booker then rolls out of the ring and throws Daivari into the barricade before picking up the urn. As he does, The Undertaker sits up in the ring… but is punched in the head by a brass-knuckle wearing Regal! Booker then rolls into the ring and tells Regal to pick The Undertaker up. As Regal holds up Undertaker, Booker runs over and cracks him in the head with the urn. Sharmell then hands Booker a microphone, Booker bends down and speaks directly into the camera while showing Undertaker’s bloody head to the world, commenting: “The deadman bleeds.” Booker throws the mic down and Smackdown ends - 81%.
Smackdown results
Rey Mysterio beat Orlando Jordan Mark Henry beat Scotty 2 Hotty Brian Kendrick and Paul London (c) beat Kid Kash and Jamie Noble (1-0 in WWE Tag Team title series) The Undertaker beat John Bradshaw Layfield
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Post by aew1992 on Jul 31, 2023 11:18:04 GMT 1
WWE Heat September 30, 2006
- WWE Heat was taped at the Ford Center, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. - Ah, Tatanka. I don’t know why you’re still here. The audience don’t know why you’re still here. You don’t even look like you know why you’re still here. But the great RAW face drought of 2006 continues, you keep getting on television and you keep losing. It’s to Kenny Dykstra this time, who hits his dropkick for the win. What value does this give either man? Kenny Dykstra beats Tatanka - 63%.
- This, on the other hand, provides a bit of value for both people involved. Lita has involved herself with Trish Stratus for some reason. Trinity Williams is a newcomer with very little television time to her name. Long and short, this is a good chance for Lita to show she’s still got that championship credibility and for Trinity to say she’s here and for people to get used to it. Lita wins with a moonsault. Lita beats Trinity Williams - 70%.
- Backstage, Goldust is interviewed by Todd Grisham. Todd wants to know why Goldust attacked Charlie Haas again. Goldust says he has made it clear that he wants gold to his name, and he was appalled to see Haas just handed another title shot on Monday night, riding entirely on the coattails of Shelton Benjamin. Goldust wasn’t even considered for the ladder match. When Grisham goes to suggest Goldust doesn’t have a tag team partner, Goldust puts his hand in his face and pushes him to the ground. Goldust says he doesn’t care if he has a partner or not — he’s tired of being overlooked, especially in favour of Charlie Haas - 80%.
- Speaking of gold, Umaga is the WWE Intercontinental champion, remember that? He is up against Snitsky, and this one is over pretty damn quickly. Umaga hits a series of Samoan Spikes after a big splash in the corner. Justin Credible and CW Anderson cheer him on from the outside throughout. He gets the pin. What a nice little match for a Samoan monster. Umaga beats Snitsky - 69%.
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WWE Velocity September 30, 2006 - WWE Velocity was taped at the Tulsa Convention Centre in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
- Michael Cole and Tazz introduce Velocity by telling us that there was an incident backstage earlier in the day. Ultimo Dragon was walking along with Super Crazy and Psicosis when they ran into Austin Healy and Torrie Wilson. Psicosis speaks to Healy — and points out that Ultimo got a win over Healy last week, so he must be worried about his title. Healy says he’s never worried, and Torrie points out her man didn’t take the pinfall. Psicosis says Healy should be worried, because he’s heard Ultimo has a chance to earn a shot next week. Healy suggests Psicosis steps back, which riles Super Crazy, but that’s when Danny Basham and Sylvan step forward and tell The Mexicools that if they want a match, they’re on! 60%.
- I’m still not sure why Danny Basham and Sylvan intervened, but they did and here they are. Last week might have been a weird one, with the pair not able to hang with Austin Healy particularly, because they have another very solid match in terms of their work against Super Crazy and Psicosis here. Maybe The Mexicools are actually just really good, maybe that’s where the discrepancy comes from. Super Crazy wins this with a moonsault from the top rope on Sylvan. The Mexicools beat Style and Steel (Sylvan and Danny Basham) - 75%.
- Funaki is weirdly popular isn’t he. I feel like that needs to be said on a semi-regular basis until someone corrects this whole thing. Maybe being jobbed to Mr Kennedy will help? Funaki takes the pinfall defeat courtesy of a Green Bay Plunge after a four minute contest in which Funaki does very little. Mr Kennedy beats Funaki - 73%.
- Which is when Lashley attacks. He dashes down to the ring and picks Mr Kennedy up and throws him straight over the top. Lashley is nowhere near done though, grabbing Kennedy and chucking him into the steel stairs before climbing up the steps and posing before an ad break.
- It’s the main event! It’s actually quite a good match, given one of these men is the WWE World Heavyweight champion and another is the former WWE United States champion. This is given the due respect that King Booker and William Regal facing off against the Hardy Boyz should get, with a solid 10 minutes dedicated to the in-ring action. Well, except for the fact that it is the main event of Velocity, bizarrely. The end comes when Jeff Hardy manages to get the hot tag to Matt, who storms in and takes out both men. But just as he goes for a Twist Of Fate, Booker pushes him into Jeff on the apron, taking him out and to the outside. Matt shouts at Jeff after being hit on the head himself, and then stumbles back into a Scissors Kick from Booker for the win. King Booker and William Regal beat Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy - 85%.
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Heat results
Kenny Dykstra beat Tatanka Lita beat Trinity Umaga beat Snitsky
Velocity results
The Mexicools beat Danny Basham and Sylvan Mr Kennedy beat Funaki William Regal and King Booker beat Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy
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Vince played his part on Monday Night RAW, but he has left the company under a cloud. He has begrudgingly sold the company to Shane and Stephanie, with the pair owning 50 per cent of the McMahon shares each. Vince has been forced to sell after an incident that upset the WWE shareholders, although the nature of this has been kept quiet and on a need to know basis.
Vince was telling people backstage at his last episode of RAW that he wants to open another promotion. He said it might take him time to get the funding together.
In a more minor note, if you were wondering why the World Heavyweight champion main evented Velocity, we have your answer. Paul Burchill was meant to team with William Regal but his injury stopped that. Booker was set for a dark match, but given he did not wrestle on television on Tuesday, they decided to put him in the main event. He was happy to do so.
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