It's a diary that I started a year ago on another platform.
Here are a couple of facts:
1. The diary already has a large archive of written shows, but they are in another language. This means that it will not be short-lived, as I only need to translate it into English. So if you like it, you can safely commit to reading it.
2. I started this diary with the hook of "Russian oligarch" so that it would not become just_another_WCW2001_diary. Like an year ago. Not it's more cringeworthy than fun lol. This hook has not aged well. I'm not sure if I'll continue with this theme in the future, but for now, I'm uploading what has already been written.
3. English is not my first (or even second or third) language, but I'll do my best to write in a way that is not painful to read.
4. The first four shows were written worse than the others, but it will get better.
5. I had fun playing and writing it...
... so I hope you'll have fun reading it.
Memo #000: Is Russian "dirty" money the only way to save WCW?
Ain't it ironic?
After all the negotiations between WCW, AOL, Bischoff, Vince, and whoever else you can think of, I have placed the newly signed rights to all WCW licenses and everything they owned right next to my cup of Russian tea.
(I'll tell you the difference between Russian tea and all other kinds some time later.)
I can already hear the shrieks of wrestling marks:
"How can WCW end up in the hands of a Russian oligarch? What does he know about wrestling? Is he from the Russian mafia? Is it just for money laundering? That's inappropriate!"
Maybe it is. I don't really know.
What I do know is this:
1. I've been a wrestling fan since 1998, and WCW was a promotion I deeply dug into.
2. While AOL, Fusion, and Vince were all trying to get a better deal for themselves and throwing all kinds of shenanigans at each other, I had cold, hard cash from my "oil business," so I could buy WCW right away. And I did just that.
3. I can write my ideas, my opinions, and my...well...diary here to gain the trust of wrestling fans all over the world. I'm not doing it for praise and kudos, but to learn English writing in a practical way.
Will it be readable? I don't know.
(My bet is 'no.' This is my first try at writing in English after all...and I've hated English lessons since school where the teacher told us about 'American capitalists that want to destroy our happy country' in 1976...)
Will it be interesting?
I don't know either.
But I've already "played" with WCW for almost two years now and written about my journey in a journal. I have that journal in my vault right next to my Gazprom stocks. It's all in Russian. Why not translate it? Why not write my memoirs about what Russian money could do for World Championship Wrestling? And why not practice English writing (for the first time in my life!) during that?
Now it's time to drink more tea...
23.05.2003
WCW Monday Nitro
Episode #1
There is a video is about the history, traditions, and legacy of WCW, including the final match between Ric Flair and Sting at the last Nitro. (46)
"The Professor" Mike Tenay, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko welcomed us on a first Nitro after reboot.
The first episode of the new era was opened by Eric Bischoff, who welcomed everyone to the new WCW and apologized for the "mistakes of the past". He explained that it was a new era and everyone had a choice to make - stay and help make WCW great again or go home, go to Vince, or go anywhere else. But in the new WCW, everyone had to earn their place. (65)
Match 1, WCW Cruiserweight Title: Shane Helms vs Shannon Moore. Helms defending the title against his partner Moore. Although it wasn't the best cruiserweight match ever, it was good enough to start. At the end Helms caught Moore with the Vertabreaker and retained his championship. (13:23, 46)
Lex Luger is here to cut a promo, acknowledging that there wouldn't be a WCW without guys like Sting, Flair, Hogan...and Luger. But now everyone blames them for what happened to the company. Eric Bischoff is here to respond. “Are you serious? Right now you pal Buff Bagwell had started a fight backstage. And he had been fired right on the spot. You have a choice pal - either stay and fight for your place here or go home”. Luger was about to respond when he was brutally attacked by Mark Jindrak! (54)
Match 2: Elix Skipper and Kid Romeo vs Jung Dragons (Kaz Hayashi and Yang) vs Jamie Noble and Kid Kash vs Air Reid (AJ Styles and Air Paris). It was a showdown of the best young cruiserweights here. Air Reid won after Styles gave Kash the Styles Clash. (10:33, 34)
WCW World Heavyweight and US champion Booker T is here! He is glad to have WCW alive, but doesn’t trust Bischoff a bit. He is ready to give him a benefit of the doubt though. Eric Bischoff responded. He is offering a handshake and a new WCW contract, which Booker signed on his title belt. However, Booker had to choose which belt to defend, and he chose to keep the World title. The US title was vacated, and a new champion would be determined in an 8-man tournament, with the final at the Great American Bash. Booker would defend his title later that day. (80)
Match 3, WCW Tag Team Championship and WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship: Chuck Palumbo and Sean O'Haire vs Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio. It is bout for WCW tag team titles unification. Chuck and Sean used their size to dominate. At some point they threw out Rey and… he just went backstage! O'Haire and Palumbo easily won over Kidman to become the undisputed tag champions. (12:42, 63)
Backstage Kidman tried to find Rey, but he was nowhere to be found. (44)
Jeff Jarrett cut a promo, expressing his desire to be the face of new WCW. Eric Bischoff is here to announce that Jarrett would get his chance - to become the World champion… tonight! (61)
Chavo Guerrero in pre-match promo announced that he was sick of playing stupid gimmicks and that he is a great wrestler and he is a Guerrero. He would participate in the US title tournament. (39)
Match 4, US Title Tournament First Round: Konnan vs Chavo Guerrero. Chavo defeated his opponent with a Frog Splash. (6:44, 60)
Diamond Dallas Page cut a promo expressing his loyalty to WCW and his desire for a title shot, but he was attacked by Mike Awesome, who gave him an Awesome Bomb through a table. (58)
Match 5, US Title Tournament First Round: Lance Storm vs Alex Wright. Storm advanced into semifinals with the Mapleleaf submission. (7:44, 54)
Match 6, WCW World Heavyweight Title: Booker T vs Jeff Jarrett. They fought to decide who would be the World champion in the new WCW, but there was no winner, as they were both attacked by Scott Steiner with a steel pipe. The first Nitro of the new era ended with Steiner at the center of the ring with the pipe in one hand and title belt in other. (12:55, 69)
Overall: 58
WCW Monday Nitro
Episode #2
Video replay shows Scott Steiner's actions from last week (70)
The show starts with Scott Steiner's promo where he claims to have dominated in 2001 and doesn't want to sit on the bench. He wants his title back. Jeff Jarrett responds, saying that he understands all of it, but Steiner attacked him, and he didn't like it. Jarrett wants to be friends again and dominate together in the new WCW. Steiner agrees, but suddenly Booker T appears with a chair. Steiner runs away, leaving Jeff Jarrett alone to take a chair shot. After a minute, Steiner returns to help Jarrett get up, but instead, he viciously attacks him and destroys with a pipe shot. (77)
After a commercial break, Eric Bischoff talks to Steiner, expressing his dissatisfaction. Bischoff promises that will not be on a bench tonight and be in action. (69)
Match 1, WCW Cruiserweight Title: Shane Helms vs Evan Karagias. Last week Helms won over Moore and tonight he defended his title against another former 3 Count member. Helms made a pinfall after executing a Vertabreaker (11:43, 42)
There's a mysterious video about a wrestler's debut where a lot of black water falls from the sky. We don't know his identity yet. (60)
Mike Awesome cuts a promo backstage, declaring that he's done with stupid gimmicks like being the 70s guy or the Fat Chick Killa. He's a Career Killer and always has been. Last week DDP was merely an example. More to come. (67)
Match 2: Air Reid (AJ Styles and Air Paris) vs Elix Skipper and Kid Romeo. Skipper uses brass knuckles on Air Paris and gets a win for his team. (9:33, 32)
Match 3, US Title Tournament First Round: Billy Kidman vs Kaz Hayashi. Both wrestlers are trying to advance to the semifinals, knowing they need to take any chances to shine in new WCW. Kidman, more experienced in singles performance, is favored to win, but Rey Mysterio in a luchador mask comes to the aisle. Kidman tries to talk to him, but Rey attacks him! Hayashi wins with a Hayashi Cutter. (10:11, 46)
Match 4: Mark Jindrak vs Alex Wright. Mark Jindrak dominated again, defeating Alex Wright in under four minutes. (3:32, 38)
Chavo Guerrero does a pre-match promo, complaining again about not being respected in WCW and living in the shadow of his famous uncle. He declares that it's all in the past now, and he will be the main Guerrero from now on (48).
Match 5: Chavo Guerrero vs Hugh Morrus. Chavo used every tactic from Guerrero's playbook to win, including a chair shot and a Frog Splash (7:44, 58).
Disco Inferno cuts an in-ring promo, claiming that his Disco gimmick was stupid and that he's a serious performer. He reveals that his real name is Glen Gilberti and that he wants to prove himself by winning the US title. His opponent is then revealed to be none other than ROB... VAN... DAM! (50).
In Match 6, US Title Tournament First Round: Rob Van Dam vs Glen Gilberti. RVD is making his debut and scoring a win after executing a Five Star Frog Splash. (8:24, 52)
Ric Flair comes to the ring for a promo. He has a tear in his eye and talks about not trusting Eric, but he can't deny that WCW is his home. He admits that he may not be the "Nature Boy" he once was, but if he can be useful to the company and fans, he'll be here. Eric Bischoff comes to the ring, apologizing for past mistakes, and expresses his willingness to work together with Ric for WCW's sake. Bischoff and Flair shake hands in the middle of the ring making it kinda historic moment, but suddenly, Chris Kanyon appears and attacks Flair with a vicious chair shot from behind! (71)
Match 7: Scott Steiner vs Bam Bam Bigelow. Scott Steiner was punished with a match against legendary extremist Bam Bam Bigelow. It proved to be a tough match for him until the referee took a bump. Steiner resorted to using a steel pipe to secure the win (4:55, 62). After the match, Steiner continued his assault until Booker T made a save. Eric Bischoff came out again. He fed up with Steiner's behavior. Earlier tonight he promised him a hard match. And boy did he deliver! Bischoff set up a tag team match between Steiner and Jarrett against Booker T and Bigelow, and it was set to start right away (66).
Match 8: Scott Steiner and Jeff Jarrett vs Booker T and Bam Bam Bigelow. Despite Bigelow having been hurt in a previous match, Booker T and Bam Bam Bigelow managed to defeat Scott Steiner and Jeff Jarrett. It happened when Booker T got a hot tag, causing Steiner to leave the ringside and leaving Jarrett alone. JJ was hit with an Axe Kick and lost. (12:11, 63) After the ring bell, Booker T, with his title belt in hand, stared down Scott Steiner on the ramp (68).
Overall: 66
Memo #001: Is There Only One Way to...?
True Story:
During my time in prison, I met a guy with prostate cancer. When looking at his options, he went to several different specialists. Each told him their way of treatment was the best and only way worth doing.
The surgeon said the ONLY solution was to remove his prostate.
Another doctor said drugs would be the best.
And the naturopath said he should use only natural approaches.
That's what I was thinking about while dealing with all the backstage problems in my 3rd week as WCW owner. RVD was influenced by drugs and couldn't make it to the next Nitro. Same as Mike Awesome. Konnan was getting fines for "backstage heat" every time he came to the show. Scott Steiner taunted low-card guys and made the locker room hate DDP, although Page wasn't an angel himself.
There wasn't a one single show without incidents, so I was wondering...
What was "THE way" to deal with it?
Talk to them?
Yell at them?
Fine them?
Fire them?
Make a trip to Chernobyl with them?
For now, I decided to go along with the situation. Whatever happens is okay.
But there will be a day when I must deal with it...
WCW Monday Nitro
Episode #3
Video about what happened last week. Mike Tenay, Larry Zbysco, and Tony Schiavone welcome us again. (68)
Announcement: Diamond Dallas Page will be here tonight for the first time since his brutal attack from Mike Awesome two weeks ago. (67)
Jeff Jarrett opened the show and blamed Scott Steiner for lying to him. Steiner had betrayed him last week. Eric Bischoff responded and wanted to solve it "WCW-style": Jarrett against Steiner tonight! Jeff wasn't too happy... Booker T came to save him and wanted Steiner for himself. Jarrett was ready to step aside. Bischoff agreed: Booker T will fight Steiner tonight in non-title action and Jarrett will be a special enforcer then. (76)
Match 1: Shannon Moore vs Evan Karagias. Shane Helms joined announcers to observe the match. The announcers mentioned that Helms would defend the WCW Cruiserweight title in a triple threat against Karagias and Moore at the Great American Bash. As for match, Moore catched Karagias on Bottoms Up and won. (10:11, 39)
Video about the debut of a mystery wrestler again... Now we know his name: Black Reign. (59)
Match 2: Mark Jindrak vs Konnan. Jindrak dominated again. He won over Konnan after a Superkick. (6:15, 43)
Last week: Rey Mysterio was back in his masked style and attacked Billy Kidman. (32)
Match 3: Billy Kidman vs Chavo Guerrero. Rey Mysterio interfered once again, distracting Kidman. Chavo used it and performed Frog Splash to win. (11:16, 51)
Gene Okerlund found Rey Mysterio backstage. Mysterio cut a promo about not being respected at WCW. The mask was synonymous with "great wrestler" for him, and all lucha libre was behind Rey. Rey will prove that lucha libre can dominate in WCW. (35)
Diamond Dallas Page, wearing a neck brace, did an in-ring promo. He isn't scared of Mike Awesome and did nothing wrong. But if Awesome has problems with him, they could solve it in the ring. Mike Awesome entered the ring and wanted to solve it "ECW-style": no talking, no tears, no drama, only in-ring action. DDP wasn't ready for a match tonight, but he would be ready at the Great American Bash. Awesome left... but only to return and deliver another Awesome Bomb to the injured DDP. (68)
Scott Steiner had a backstage interview: he needs no alliance or allies. He wants the World title and will get it by himself alone. (54)
Match 4, US Title Tournament Semifinals: Lance Storm vs Kaz Hayashi. Hayashi was good, but Storm took a win, catching him in Mapleleaf. (8:31, 43)
Last week: Chris Kanyon is back and attacked Ric Flair (64).
Chris Kanyon is here to explain his actions from last week. He was sick of hearing "drama queen Flair" talking about him helping WCW... Flair was the reason for WCW's bankruptcy. If it wasn't for Flair, there wouldn't be some shady Russian guys backstage. And now Flair wants to help? Kanyon and the new WCW need no help from Flair and other old millionaires. So his attack was to make that statement. Flair can go home the same way as other "big WCW stars." Ric Flair appeared to answer and taunted Kanyon. Maybe Kanyon was just envious of Flair's career? Because Kanyon couldn't make 1/100 of what Ric made. Flair grabbed a chair and went to the ring, but Kanyon ran away. (62)
Match 5, Non-Title Match: Booker T vs Scott Steiner. It was WCW-style: there were referee bumps, interference from the special enforcer Jeff Jarrett, and the use of a steel pipe. Jarrett distracted Booker T while Steiner used the steel pipe to choke him out in the Steiner Recliner, ultimately winning the match. (16:32, 75) Right after the match, Jeff Jarrett smashed a guitar over Steiner's head. (68)
Overall: 72
WCW Monday Nitro
Episode #4 Last week: Jeff Jarrett attacking Booker T first and Scott Steiner next. (56)
Furious Scott Steiner is seen looking for Jeff Jarrett backstage. (53)
Match 1, #1 Contendership for WCW World Tag Team Titles: Air Reid (AJ Styles and Air Paris) vs Jung Dragons (Kaz Hayashi and Yang) vs Elix Skipper and Kid Romeo. Styles and Paris won once again. This time it made them number one contenders for title match at the Great American Bash. (6:45, 30) After the match, Elix Skipper was not happy with Kid Romeo's performance. Champions Chuck Palumbo and Sean O'Haire attacked celebrating Styles and Paris. (30)
Another video vignette is shown about Black Reign's debut. (59)
Match 2: Shane Helms and Jamie Noble vs Shannon Moore and Evan Karagias. Miscommunication between Evan and Shannon was the reason for their loss after a Vertabreaker on Karagias. (9:41, 40)
Jeff Jarrett came to the building but was immidiately attacked by Scott Steiner. Jeff Jarrett jumped into the car, and Steiner broke the window with his pipe. Jarrett ran away. (52)
During a backstage interview, Mike Awesome says, "There are no real 'extreme' guys in WCW. I was the champion in most tough organizations in the world - ECW and FMW. I want to do the same in WCW. Right after I will destroy DDP's career at the Great American Bash." (56)
Match 3: Mike Awesome vs Hugh Morrus. Mike defeated Morrus after an Awesome Bomb. (5:41, 46) After the match, DDP attacked Awesome and did the Diamond Cutter. Page broke his neck brace and yelled, "I will wait for you at PPV!"
Backstage, Eric Bischoff speaks over the phone to Jeff Jarrett, calming him down and promising to take care of Steiner's rage. (52)
Rob Van Dam gave his first interview since his WCW debut. He is here for the titles and wants to become the United States Champion at the Great American Bash. (36)
Eric Bischoff is trying to calm down Scott Steiner and promises him Jarrett in a tag match tonight. Booker T and Steiner will face Jarrett and his partner. (71)
Match 4, US Title Tournament Semifinals: Rob Van Dam vs Chavo Guerrero. RVD was much over with crown, but Chavo used brass knuckles and made a pinfall to win. However, the referee reversed his decision after seeing the foreign object in the ring. The decision was overruled, and RVD won by DQ. (13:11, 50) After the match, Lance Storm attacked RVD with a Superkick.
Billy Kidman told Gene Okerlund he has no idea what got inside the head of Rey Mysterio... But they will have a match at Great American Bash. (29)
Ric Flair's backstage promo: He is ready to come to the ring and do the same thing he has been doing for 30 years - win tonight and win over Kanyon at the PPV. (58)
Match 5: Ric Flair vs Rey Mysterio. Flair and Mysterio have different styles, which made their match interesting. Mysterio had his moments, but Flair was far more experienced. Flair put Rey into the Figure-Four Leglock, and Rey tapped out. (15:23, 46) After the match, Chris Kanyon did the Flatliner to a tired Flair. Kanyon proposed to Rey to join him in beating down the legend... and Rey accepted! Billy Kidman made a save. (52)
Booker T backstage interview: He is ready to fight back to back with Steiner tonight, but at the Great American Bash, there will be no such thing. (42)
Match 6: Scott Steiner and Booker T vs Jeff Jarrett and Mark Jindrak. Jindrak was a surprising partner for Jarrett. The match was full of arguments between Booker and Steiner, but in the end, Booker T kicked Jarrett with the Harlem Sidekick - and Jarrett fell right into Steiner Recliner. (13:11, 46) Right after the match, Scott Steiner tried to attack Booker T, but the champion was ready and kicked Scott out of the ring. (58)
Overall: 46
Great American Bash 2001
Final Card
WCW Cruiserweight Title
Shane Helms vs Shannon Moore vs Evan Karagias
WCW World Tag Team Titles
Chuck Palumbo & Sean O'Haire vs Air Raid (AJ Styles & Air Paris)
Rey Misterio vs Billy Kidman
Extreme Rules Match
Diamond Dallas Page vs "Extreme Career Killer" Mike Awesome
WCW United States Heavyweight Title
Lance Storm vs Rob Van Dam
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair vs Chris Kanyon
WCW World Heavyweight Title
Booker T vs Scott Steiner vs Jeff Jarrett
Memo #002: Should I Brace Myself for More Messages Like This?
I received an amusing MSN message this week after publishing the first part of my "bought-WCW-and-hope-I-can-save-it" diary.
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"Dude, I have no idea who you are or what you do in Russia... but your writing sucks. It's not readable. Do not post your letters anymore. I am not interested. DO NOT SEND ANYTHING ELSE IN ENGLISH. EVER!!!!"
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Well...
The lad sounds like he was pissed off.
Usually, I just delete these (well, kinda... since I live in the European Union now. When I lived in the USSR, we had other options for dealing with guys like him...).
But in this case, I wondered:
Maybe he has a point?
Maybe I shouldn't write my diary on "western" boards?
Maybe I should just settle for publishing my memoirs on Russian boards, where I already published two full years of "game," went through an exodus of all my champions to Vince (all at once!... story for next time), repaired my bank balance, and could fight with Vince by stealing his superstars in 2003? I even had 1 (one) reader here. But he was gone lately... (Maybe I should call my "bratva" guys to find him? I am worrying...)
Well... there is only one way to know.
I decided to do what every Russian leader never did:
I decided to ask people!
Was it readable?
Should I write more?
Could you stand my sick "Russian-styled" English?
Tell me.