Birth of the Football League (EFL 1888 sim)

Like a youth disenfranchised with the overabundance of orgy-porgys, we're entering a Brave New World of football and luckily we kick off with a Walsall victory. Meanwhile in the South, will Wolverhampton Wanderers finally achieve their rightful place in Division One or will they falter to New Kids like Kettering Town, Old Jokes like Burslem Port Vale or Sexy Sexy Buildings like New Brighton Tower, the Premier Holiday Destination for anyone either inside or outside the Great British Isles. Meanwhile Oop North will we see old faithfuls like Newcastle, Bury or Everton reach the promised land, or will Division One be on an Old El Paso Diet next year as Tex Mexborough are making their debuts or will De La Soul be prophetic when they say 3 is the magic number as Gainsborough Trinity seek to reach divine pastures? It's all to play for.