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Post by Blodyxe on Jul 28, 2021 13:14:59 GMT 1
 Lucha Underground
Season 5, Episode 13"At The Crossroads"" Ride the coattails of your uncle, it is the only thing that ever made you relevant... If you make me quit, then my days here are indeed numbered... Thanks for the vacation, Jefe, it was fair dinkum great! But I want something else... If I get one more chance, I will show everybody what "The Black Panther" is really made of... "The Professional" is looking to tame "The Dragon" with a bullet to the head... Jake Strong is a real deal, but perhaps his arrogance will catch up to him... HOLD ON! This bout had a 15-minute time limit, so it's a draw... SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! Team Havoc has won Juegos de Guerra match!!"    We're in The Rabbit's Hole with Paul London and his old friend "Dr. Levy". You may know him as the artist formerly known as Raven. Paul called for Raven's help to get The White Rabbit out of his vicious cycle. He has been even angrier to his servants after coming up short against the Lucha Underground champion Jake Strong. And he's not known for his hospitality... " Who are you and how dare you come into my domain without an invitation?" - asks the leader of the tribe. Paul succumbs to the pressure and bows down to his messiah. He tries to tell Raven to do the same, but the man refuses to bend the knee. He just stares the psycho down, looks around, and compliments his burrow. Dust bunnies really tie the room together! El Bunny starts laughing hysterically, but quickly shuts up after The White Rabbit gives him a death stare. " My name doesn't matter, White Rabbit. I've heard a lot about you and your loss to Jake Strong from our common friend. What a pity! You lost the battle before it even began!" Raven says that he fought under his own rules for a reason, and condemns The White Rabbit for being tricked so easily. When the irritated Rabbit asks what's Raven's point, the wise guy says that The Rabbit may be powerful, but he's rather inexperienced. To be a true champion, you need to have the right mindset, and he's willing to share that wisdom and lead The Rabbit Tribe to the promised land. The man smirks and takes off his glasses, he likes what he hears. It's refreshing to see someone who tells the hard truth straight to his face, someone who's not sugarcoating his words.  " Very well! Gentlemen, it seems to me like a great time to return to The Temple..."  We're in Boyle Heights, in the color, and ready to kick off another historic night! Gamblers Mack are on the stage right now, performing a song called ' Hell Ride'! Believers are liking the psychobilly band, and rock their heads in approval. Matt Striker sings praises to the musicians and talks about the upcoming matches with Excalibur.   - Welcome to Lucha Underground, ladies and gentlemen. First and foremost, we have a big medical update on King Cuerno. "The Hunter" was carried away on a stretcher after last week's main event. The doctors told us that he's lucky to be alive, and may not return to the ring. The whole Lucha Underground family sends their prayers to King Cuerno and hopes that he will have a speedy recovery. - It's never easy to break down news like that, Matt. My heart goes out to King Cuerno. This is a reminder of why Tombstone Piledriver, The Martinete, is banned in lucha libre. - Believers, please, do not try to do this at home! Let the professionals do what they do best, and enjoy the spectacle. You have joined us for a very special show - we have three top-tier matchups lined up for your attention tonight. Ex, what are your thoughts on the main event? - Matt, I'm looking forward to it, because it will be a Lucha Underground championship match! Son of Havoc, who was one of the survivors in the Juegos De Guerra match, will get a rare chance to fight for the main title. It won't be easy against the dominant champion Jake Strong, but "The Biker from The Open Road" never looked for an easy road! It's going to be a tall task for the fan favorite! - Speaking of fan favorites, Ryu also survived a Juegos De Guerra match, and now finds himself in contention for the Gift of the Gods championship. It belongs to Low-Ki, and it doesn't look like he's keen on cashing it against Jake. He has been successful so far, but you gotta wonder if he's holding on to it for too long? - I'm not going to question a man like Low-Ki, he probably knows better. A rare tag team match for him tonight, I'm curious who will be his partner. We know that Ryu will share the same corner with Sniper Eagle, but not much than that. Antonio Cueto brushed me off before the show, so we will have to see. - And finally, we have a career-threatening match. Chavo Guerrero Jr. challenged TJ Perkins to a submission match, claiming that TJP wouldn't be able to make him tap. If he does - "The Mexican Warrior" will call it a career. I've talked to Chavo, and he's very serious about it. I don't think he's bluffing or playing mind games... - It is an honor to call every match here, but if this will be the last match for a legend like Chavo Guerrero, I will give it my best, Matt! - Like you always do! Ok, let's get down to the business. Melissa Cage-Santos, please take us away!!  " The following lucha is a submission match! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California... he's "The Technical Lightning"... TJ Perkins!!" TJP is his usual cocky self, and he points out that Melissa did well, actually managed to announce him the right way, unlike Shaul. He winks at her and gets in the ring, looking confident. " Aaaand his opponent... from El Paso, Texas... Chavooo Guerrerooo!!"  Chavo gets a louder reaction than usual, he did alright in the Juegos De Guerra match, and hardcore Lucha Underground fans respect him more than TJ Perkins. He's basking in his glory, taking it all in... Finds Shaul Guerrero in the crowd and says that he will make their family proud! We're in for a technical master class!  Submissions Match   TJ Perkins vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr. Chavo and TJP are checked by Marty Elias before the bell, they carry no weapons into this fight - just their wrestling acumen and desire to win. Both men are no strangers to rolling on the mats, collectively spending over 50 years in the squared circle. And would you believe it - TJ offers Chavo a handshake before the match! Perkins insists, saying 'let the best man win'... and takes his hand away to fix his slick black hair in the last moment. He dabs at Chavo, who should have seen this coming. Dropkick! "The Warrior" catches the show-off right in the kisser. Irritated TJ checks on his lips. Come on pretty boy, no blood there, stop checking. Tight lock up! Every great match starts with one, and two veterans are feeling out each other in a violent dance of chain wrestling. Chavo is a bit stronger, but TJP trips his ankle and twists it in the first submission hold of the night. Guerrero traps TJ's leg, drops him on the belly, and advances to a headlock position. Chavito better keep the tempo slower, as Perkins is way faster than him. Perkins wants to hit a Belly-to-Back Suplex, but the headlock is tight as the vice grip. Guerrero takes TJ down with effortless Headscissors, also tries an STF! He's looking good here, schooling "The Fil-Am Flash"! TJ has his head locked in between Chavo's legs. Perkins moves into a handstand, relieving the pressure, jumps up, and Dropkicks Guerrero in the face! " What you can do - I can do better!" - says Perkins. Twist his heel on the legend's face to get some boos from the believers. He goes to the apron and lands a perfect Hilo on Chavo, also stealing his taunt. TJ is a prick, isn't he? A talented prick, admittedly. He starts working over Chavo's right knee, showing us some innovative ways to damage the joints. Kicks are used sparingly, to weaken the body parts tortured in submission holds. Dragon Screw! Chavo is in pain, but he gets out of the precarious position, and Irish Whips TJ hard out of the ring. Perkins catches the ropes and is stuck in that position, showcasing how cool he is. BAM! A good kick to the face will teach that smug son-of-a-gun! Guerrero asks the crowd to get louder and goes down on his opponent with a Plancha! Better leave those high-risk maneuvers for younger fellas, it's not good for your knees, Chavo. European Uppercut is a stiff one, and Guerrero telegraphs his next move to the audience - bad move. Perkins sends him knees first into the wooden steps, that must have hurt! TJP lifts up the veteran and hits opponent's knee across the ring post a couple of times. FIGURE 4 ROUND THE POST!! WOOOO! Chavo quickly grabs the ropes, but the damage is done. Springboard DDT from the "Technical Wizard", he then slaps an Indian Death Lock and jumps up to drive the knees into the mat! Turns around and picks Guerrero up for a Modified Surfboard! He prepared for this bout much better than Chavo. Slick transition into a standing position, he applies a very crisp Sharpshooter!! He really is a "Technical Lightning"!  " TJP talked about Chavo's loss to Blue Demon Jr, now he wants to repeat history!" - comments Excalibur. Guerrero is trying to escape, taking some energy from the fans. The camera catches Shaul Guerrero in attendance, she's looking worried! Perhaps nobody here is louder than her. That helps a lot, and Chavo dramatically grabs the rope to break it up. Perkins mocks Guerrero, slapping him across the head and paint brushing him with kicks. Looks for a Mega Buster Neckbreaker, but Chavo clutches the rope and TJ falls flat! Chavo stomps on TJ like he's Lieutenant Loco, and drops three old school elbows on the small of his back. Did someone say three? Three Amigos! Twists his hips like it's 2003, and ends up locking TJP in the Camel Clutch - a move invented by Gory Guerrero! Great way to torture the "Pinoy Boy" too! TJ might look like a teenager, but he's tough. Chavo's knee is under some pressure, so he switches his position... Lasso from El Paso! Probably one of the worst submission holds for those with back problems. People chant 'Eddie!' and Chavo tells Perkins to tap out. No, he's looking for a way out. Grabs Chavo's ankle and slowly drops him on the ground, now trying to lock a TJP Clutch! Guerrero uses his good leg to fend off. Back Body Drops advancing TJ out of the ring, but he stays in it and jumps back with a Flying Knee! Brainbuster! Perkins with a snappy move, now putting Chavo's leg on the bottom rope. Jumps on the turnbuckle, looking for a Frog Splash right on the knee!! Guerrero puts it up last second! Blocked the attack with a Gutbuster, but used his weak knee for that. Both roll around in agony, it's been a very good contest, but who shall come out on top? Chavo drives the knee into TJ's gut and looks for a Powerbomb... No, it's a Gory Special! Another submission hold used by his grandfather!! He holds on for dear life, but the knee keeps letting him down! TJ with a Victory Roll escape, catapults Guerrero into the corner... picks him up for a Detonation Kick, connects!! Chavo is at his mercy now, dazed by the devastating move. Perkins says this is over, and finally locks a TJP Clutch, a Leglock transitioned from a Kneebar!! Guerrero is dead in the middle of the ring, and he has no energy left to fight. Chavo gently taps the mats, we have a winner! Chavo Guerrero Jr. submitted in the TJP Clutch, and there are no arguments on his part about the loss. TJ was clearly a better man and won the contest fairly. Perkins looks down on "The Mexican Warrior" and leaves the stage to the man who helped build The Temple. Son of Havoc, Angelico, Drago, Jimmy Yuta, Ryu, Tommy Dreamer, and even Hernandez come out to pay their respects. " Thank you, Chavo! Thank you, Chavo!" - chant the believers. With a tear in his eye, Chavo leaves his poncho in the ring corner, gives his bandana to a kid in the front row, and goes over to hug the crying Shaul. This was a good match and it ended a great career. Guerrero bows to the fans and limps off to the locker room... Striker and Excalibur thank the man and give him a standing ovation. While all the good guys helped Chavo Guerrero hobble to the back, Ryback decided to make some reps. No longer wearing a Gauntlet, this freak of nature is benching some serious weight, works his chest to be even wider. He doesn't need anyone to spot him up, he can manage his warm up alone... Well, maybe not. The White Rabbit sneaks up on "The Big Guy" and pushes the barbell to his neck! He screams that Ryback is about to pay the toll and slams a metal briefcase into his head. The weights drop like a ton of bricks, but even if someone saw The White Rabbit like that, they wouldn't have the nerve to tell him something about it. He grins like a maniac and takes Ryback's item... Jake Strong, here he comes!  We go back to the ringside, where the next match will take place any minute now. Ryu and Sniper Eagle are already in the ring, awaiting for their opponent. Ishii san is looking over the young guns, he's just the type of bodyguard you want in a match like this. Low-Ki is here, carrying a Gift of the Gods title on his shoulder... Suit and tie attire has become synonymous with "The Professional", a very memorable and sharp look indeed. He jumps in and tells the kids to step back, posing for the believers. Striker and Excalibur wonder who can be good enough to tag with Low-Ki? And now, it's the moment of truth - El Jefe's announcement.  Here he is! Antonio Cueto takes his time, he's in no hurry. He clears his throat in the mic and says that Low-Ki has been a great champion so far, just like Jake Strong. Tonight, he will get an opportunity to showcase that he's a team player, tagging with the hungriest competitor in all of Lucha Underground!! He wants to finish what he started with one of them... Cueto turns his head to the tunnel... it's Tarver! The boxer is power walking to the ring, Antonio is perplexed. What the hell? It looks like Low-Ki expected someone else too, he's not happy to see Tarver. The boxer is followed by Coach Godfrey, who's now wearing a sharp suit. Striker recognizes him as the head of security and wonders why is he whispering something into Antonio's ear. Tarver loudly says " I got this, boss! This is my chance to get back in The Lord's good graces!!" Tarver may be a religious man if he takes his faith so seriously. Cueto spits on the floor and tells the monkeys to ring the bell. Tag Team Match    Ryu and Sniper Eagle [w/Ishii San] vs. Low-Ki and Tarver [w/Coach Godfrey]Tarver starts the match by pummeling Eagle! Big shots to his midsection, and some quick jabs too. The believers are not keen on seeing a boxer in their ring, even though the doors of The Temple are open for everyone. He can occasionally remember a power move or two, but ultimately he's a striker. The same can be said about Low-Ki, who's known for his relentless fighting style. He gets a tag and Shotgun Dropkicks the Aussie in the corner! Big collision with a turnbuckle, and now "The Professional" drives his foot into Eagle's face. Hesitation Dropkick and the first cover of the match - not enough to take down "The Sniper of The Skies"! Soccer kick to the back, another one to the chest, and a snap Elbow Drop! Low-Ki is smarter now and is still a premier athlete - he uses his body as a dangerous weapon. Tag to Tarver, who suplexes Eagle to the opposite corner, giving Sniper a chance to tag Ryu! Low-Ki is confused, why did he throw him there!?  "The Dragon" flies in the house of fire and knocks Tarver into his tag partner with a Bicycle Knee Strike! That move knocked out the boxer a few weeks ago, and now the heavyweight is also on the ropes, both figuratively and literally. Running Frankensteiner from the apron, bad landing for "The Black Panther"! Low-Ki charges at Ryu, but he's blindsided by Eagle, who crashes Ki into the barricade with a Middle Rope Summersault! His first big move of the night! Ishii approaches Coach Godfrey to make sure no funny business will happen, and the bout resumes in the ring. " Excalibur, don't you think that Mr. Godfrey's suit is very similar to Low-Ki's?" - wonders Striker. Yeah, there's something. Anyway, Tarver misses with a Superman Punch and eats a Hurricanrana, ending up in Eagle's corner. Corner Dropkick, Leg Sweep and a Facewash in the corner - tag to Eagle. He dropkicks Low-Ki off and crushes his knees into Tarver's face with a Corner Meteora! Ryu frees the space for Sniper, and glides through the ropes with a rapid Tope Suicida, wiping out "The Professional" and Tarver's coach. The Australian smells his first victory in The Temple, attacking the boxer with a Pulse Drop! He sets his sight on the target, ready to execute a 4.5 Warp! On target! Low-Ki stuns Ryu with a Koppu Kick on the outside, but can't get back fast enough to break the cover. Eagle is laughing in his face, and gets out of the ring. Big win for the youngsters! "The Professional" has a signature frown on his face, but you can feel he's just boiling inside. Sniper Eagle helps Ryu get up, and "The Dragon" motions a title belt around his waist. Low-Ki turns his attention to the real loser and smacks him in the face with backhand slaps.   " You have ruined my perfect record! Stupid!" - he yells to Tarver. BAM! Huge roundhouse kick to the head of the boxer, his coach tries to intervene, but he's pushed back. Low-Ki with a Double Foot Stomp on his own partner! Squats up near the victim and puts a finger gun to his head. Coach looks at Ki and says screw it, kicking the knocked out loser too! Head of security and Low-Ki leave the ring together, frustrated to the max. The main event is up next, and Son of Havoc is getting ready. Chavo is about to leave, but before he does that, he wants to wish Havoc good luck. They may not be the best of friends, but over the course of the last month, Havoc proved to be a locker room leader. He earned his respect. " Blue Demon Jr, Dario Cueto, Konnan, The Crew, Johnny Mundo, Prince Puma, Sexy Star, Big Ryck, Ivelisse, and now me. All gone, while you remain here... Go get that title, man. You deserve it!" A manly handshake follows, the biker is indeed one of the few who are left from the "original gangsters". Havoc will give it his best shot! Chavo leaves the locker room, and Son of Havoc fist bumps Angelico on his way to the ring. He is one of the few who will stay back and watch the main event, either to congratulate his old friend, or to save him from the sacrifice. Suddenly he's approached by Sniper Eagle.  - Oi, lad. Name's Robbie, I have something for you! - For me? I barely know you, mate. - Yeah, but I have the answer to your question. You still want to know who attacked you before the match with Low-Ki, right? Cueto did not investigate anything, of course. Now Sniper Eagle has Angelico's interest. He passes him a tape, which he stole from Antonio. The old man installed cameras and mics everywhere, and this one caught the mysterious attacker. It won't cost him anything, he just wants to help... Angelico takes it and Eagle walks out with a sneaky smirk on his face. Time for the championship match!  " The following lucha is scheduled for one fall, and is for the LUCHA UNDERGROUND CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Introducing first, the challenger. From the Open Road... SOOOON OOOF HAAAAVOOOC!!" Son of Havoc is a guy you can't help but root for. He has tremendous support, and even people that may not like him for some reason want him to take the title from Jake Strong. The biker is in the best shape of his life, determined to win the biggest match of his storied career. " Aaaand his opponent... from Perry, Oklahoma. He's the Lucha Underground champion... "The Savage"... Jaaaaake Strooooong!" BOOOOO! The champion is showered in boos, believers give him their thumbs down. Jake couldn't care less though, he hits himself in the chest and raises the title high. Strong towers over Son of Havoc, and shoulder bumps him as if he was so small that Jake didn't see him. Don't underestimate the man from the open road... Ring the bell!    Son of Havoc vs. Jake Strong (c)The fighters are ready to kick off our main event, and the believers are all for it. They are firmly on Havoc's side! "The Biker from the Open Road" acknowledges their support and gets a good look at the title that eluded him for more than six years now... Jake won it without dropping any sweat, on his first try, so it's not only the size difference that favors Jake. Havoc is much quicker though! He escapes the first few holds and dropkicks "The Savage" away to show that he's not a pushover! He will give his 100% to get the job done here. Strong flashes a grin and asks if that is all? Grabs Havoc and throws him into the corner, the underdog slips away and kicks the powerhouse with a boot to the side of the face! Cartwheels on the top rope, hits the opposite side of the ring and BAM, clutches his mouth on the ground. Big Boot from Strong caught him good, the cocky champion puts his boot on Havoc's chest, but the prideful biker immediately kicks out. Jake with a big knee to the ribs of Havoc, and easily picks him up for a Gutwrench Suplex! Throws him across the ring and pounds his chest. "STRONG-STRONG-STRONG!" Almost nobody reacts to that, the building hates Jake and his antics. Jake decides to lock Son of Havoc in an Abdominal Stretch, which is not a position anyone with hurt ribs wants to find themselves in. Jake with a Pumphandle Powerslam, dropping Havoc right near the corner! This could be over very quickly. Strong makes a run up and attempts a Vader Bomb... catches nothing but the mat! Havoc fixes his mask, and springboards back into action, Double Foot Stomp to the back, and an immediate Standing Moonsault! Rick Knox drops down for a count, but Jake pushes Havoc away with force! Not even a one count... Son of Havoc doesn't let that discourage him, he's trying his damndest. Tornado DDT is blocked, but he hangs on! He's choking Jake out with a Guillotine! He's not an MMA fighter, so Strong gets out of it pretty fast and suplexes Havoc back on the ground!! Drops him with authority. Another cover, Havoc is still in it, raising his shoulder at '2'! Jake attempts another pin, putting his massive weight on the smaller opponent, but still gets nothing but a near fall. Havoc crawls to the corner, coughing up heavily and holding on to his sides... jumps over the raging "Savage", who lands shoulder-first into the ring post and falls off!! A lucky break for the biker? He's not going to miss his chance now.  " To beat someone like Jake Strong, you have to think outside of the box!!" - says Striker. Son of Havoc lands a perfect Flagship Elbow Drop on Strong! Damaged himself too a little, but the rush of adrenaline does not let the biker stop, he goes full throttle! Exposes the unforgiving floor and looks for a Cutter from the apron... Jake wanted to trip him, but the underdog jumped over and kickstarted his comeback with a Pump Up kick to the head of the heavyweight!! ASAI MOONSAULT CONNECTS!! The believers are chanting 'lucha-lucha-lucha', and this bout is going better than everyone could have predicted. Jake sucks the air in with his mouth, not looking as Strong as ever. Hold it... OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY ON THE FLOOR! Don't count him off just yet. Strong hits his chest in rage and throws Havoc back into the ring to end this. He takes the steps, puts one of his big legs over the top rope... Havoc hits it, effectively hitting the champion low, and drops his big nog on the mats with a Cutter!! Cover! One... two... NOOO! Jake's foot is under the rope, and that saves him. Havoc feels the rush, the noise of the crowd, and looks at the top turnbuckle. Is it time to go big?? Yes! Son of Havoc slowly climbs on the top of the corner, composing and balancing himself for one final move! SHOOTING STAR PRESS... Strong rolls out of the way, Havoc crashes and burns. ANKLE LOCK! Wasting no time, the dominant champion grabs the ankle and twists it like a maniac. Son of Havoc is trapped! Please, don't tap! Jake has it under control, he's too tall and sturdy to be caught with an Enzughiri or be pushed away. Havoc clutches his beard to stop himself from tapping, but eventually, even the toughest soldiers give up. Biker hits the mats and this one is over... Jake Strong retains the title, but doesn't let his opponent go, breaking his ankle!! Only after snapping the ankle of his adversary, Strong gets the title and demands a mic. He says that nobody will ever be able to take him down. He is the longest-reigning champion, and mark his words - he will be the champion when this dump closes its doors too! Nuclear heat from the believers, they are throwing trash in the ring and flashing their middle fingers. He's not their champion!  " Mr. Strong, I believe that you forgot about someone... You forgot about the man that took you to your limit and almost took your championship..." - says Paul London, from the top of the stairs. What? Fans get up on their feet as The White Rabbit clocks Jake Strong in the head with the briefcase and drives him to the mat with a DOOMSDAY SAITO! Raven comes out and watches this with a sick smile on his face, sliding a chair to The White Rabbit. Do it. DOOMSDAY DDT! The leader of The White Rabbit tribe spikes the champion and poses with the title, while Raven hits his own pose and El Bunny cackles uncontrollably. The challenger is back, with one of wrestling's most devious minds in his corner! Son of Havoc just watched the scene unfold while holding on to his ankle. Tick Tock, we're outta time and will see you next week!    : 56/100 ( C-) This show has increased our popularity in 17 regions. |
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Post by Blodyxe on Nov 16, 2021 11:41:47 GMT 1
Lucha Underground
Season 5, Episode 14"Falling Out"" As friends we've gathered, hearts are true... Spirits near, we call to you... It just spelled 'Kil Mill', Jeremiah... Darío quiere que te unas a nuestro ejército... Marty, my silly little brother... You're not getting $#&~! You're a half-blood, and all those riches belong to me... you better be careful when you play with fire... Kick the curb, old man, the future is now... Ladies and gentlemen, the challenger has suffered an unfortunate injury... You still want to know who attacked you before the match with Low-Ki, right? Mr. Strong, I believe that you forgot about someone... TICK TOCK!" Tarver looks into the obsidian sky and takes a deep breath, perhaps the last one he will ever take. The boxer throws his best punch at The Lord, but the deity looks unimpressed.  " Is that all you got? Could only kill a little man with your joke of a punch..." This would be embarrassing under normal circumstances, but Tarver doesn't care about looking weak, he only wants to live. He doesn't care that Jake Strong, Taya Valkyrie, Hexagon Dark, Agent Winter, Ryback, Low-Ki, Antonio Cueto, and even Black Taurus are there to witness his execution, all forming a tight circle around the two, spectating. The whole Order is here to witness something special, The Lord did not call them all in to just stand there. He tells Tarver that his initiative to step in for Ryback wasn't called for, and it looks like he can not help but ruin their goal again and again. Whatever he puts his hands on turns to shit... so why don't they fix it?    The Lord clutches Tarver by his neck and tells Taurus and Ryback to grab him by his arms. In his unique voice, the mastermind tells them to PULL as hard as they can! What in the world are they doing!? Tarver screams in pain as his body is stretched, and in a scene of unfathomable violence, his limbs get torn off his body!! Blood squirts all over the place, and the fighter drops down. The Lord puffs a freshly lit cigar and tells Winter to take care of this mess, and show his "human magic" to the Gods. The Lord blows a big cloud of smoke into the tinted window of the limo, and out of thin air, a dark feline figure emerges.  " My champion must be hungry... treat yourself, Nightclaw, a great battle is on the horizon!" Week in, and week out, we are bringing you the best lucha libre, hardcore wrestling, and storytelling you could find in professional wrestling. This is Lucha Underground! Matt Striker and Excalibur are hyped for this event, and thank Gamblers Mack for warming up the believers, as they don't know what's on the menu tonight. All they can hear right now is a song called " Another Potion". It hits hard, just like our fighters! - Ladies and gentleman, we have a huge trios main event for your attention tonight. Fenix, Jeremiah Crane and Marty 'The Moth' Martinez will do battle with Drago, Mariposa and Mil Muertes! What a lineup! - Yes, Matt, this is something that only our boss Antonio Cueto could come up with. He can't stop amazing me with his skills, I don't know what to expect next! - You get used to it, Ex. But guess what? You can't get used to the ultraviolence this creativity brings. Tonight we will also see Tommy Dreamer against The White Rabbit in a hardcore match! - Usually, when you have no rules, Tommy is your guy, but here... I can't look past The White Rabbit. He has been impressive and was very close to taking the title off Jake Strong! - Indeed he was, only failing to win the gold due to a time limit nobody even thought about before the match. You can call it a Boyle Heights Screwjob, agree? - Oh yes. We don't know what is the problem between Dreamer and the leader of The Rabbit Tribe, but it's going to be violent here tonight. - If I recall correctly, Tommy stood up for Paul London once, and almost got into a fight with "The Tollman". But I bet my life saving that Raven, who follows The White Rabbit now, has something to do with it. - Time will tell! I just wish Tommy will not end up like King Cuerno. To those concerned, "The Hunter" was diagnosed with quadriplegia, a paralysis caused by an injury that results in the partial loss of use of all four limbs and torso. We ask you once again not to try what you see at home! - I pray every day for King Cuerno's recovery. And now we have a very special man standing in the ring. Son of Havoc, brother, the floor is yours! The commentators and Melissa give the word to Son of Havoc, who's standing alone in the middle of the ring. He's on crutches and it looks like he has some bad news... He mans up and starts his speech. " When I first rolled into The Temple, I did not expect to be here for so long. I was an outcast, I barely had any wins, and there were so many talented people around me... I clearly never envisioned the level of support you guys would bless me with. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for sticking by my side through ups and downs. It was a hell of a ride! As you can see, I am in no condition to fight and it feels like I will never be good enough to win the big one... it pains me to say this, but it feels like it's time to walk away into the sunset, and leave it to the youth - guys like Jimmy Yuta, Sniper Eagle, Ryu. They will drive this company forward, and I know that they will not let you down. Wish I could say goodbye to you under different circumstances, but this is the end of the road for me. Thank you for the memories, believers, they will stay with me until my final breath!" Believers can't believe that one of the guys that helped build The Temple is about to end his career like this, only a week after Chavo too! Some fans are teary-eyed, some loudly protest the decision. And one son of a b!tch comes out with a goofy smile on his face. It's Sammy Guevara, perhaps the biggest tool we will ever have in Lucha Underground. He's filming Son of Havoc on his camera, and he's wearing sunglasses inside.  " Bravo, Havoc, that was a great speech for a guy of your level! I can't believe your hairy a$$ will finally hit the door, took you long enough! And hey, don't feel sad, I'll upload your little crying ceremony to my YouTube channel and make you relevant and trendy for a day or two! First, my boy TJP taps Chavo Guerrero out to force him out, now you decide to limp off like a lame loser... This place is getting exciting now! And I'm very glad that my buddy Jake Strong was the one to push you over the edge. That's right, we are close now. The Temple needs a great champion like him, and less losers like you. So let me sing you a farewell goodbye, Havoc... Na-na-na-na, hey-hey-hey, goodbye!" Guevara is booed out of the building, and Havoc is just boiling from anger. He can't do anything though, the young Guevara has good enough reflexes to duck the crutch shot. Sammy teases the biker about it, but here comes Angelico, scaring the schmuck away! Havoc's best friend in Lucha Underground looks over the crowd, who thank him for the save, and then the fan favorite gets a mic. " Don't thank me. Thank Son of Havoc for what he has done for you and all the guys in the back! It was an honor to share the same ring with you... and it is an honor to be the one who will beat you last!"  WHAAAT? Angelico JUMPS HIM and BEATS HIM UP LIKE A MANIAC! Angelico screams that's what Havoc gets for jumping him before his big match against Low-Ki!! PJ Black rolls into the ring and shoves Angelico away, saying this is some BS, they were together when the attack happened. Angelico says that he saw the security tape for that day, and it was Son of Havoc who jumped him from behind with a biker chain! Havoc is in disbelief, and he tells both guys that he didn't do it. Angelico tells Havoc to leave, and this is when the biker walks out. What a mess... Antonio Cueto comes out to clear things up. " I will be short here... Yes, this is true. Son of Havoc jumped Angelico that day, and I knew about it all along. I didn't want to reveal the secret so quickly. I intended to keep it on the shelf to promote a Hair vs. Mask match between the two at Ultima Lucha Cinco. But one sneaky thief has ruined my plans, and the cat is now out of the bag... I am not easy to predict though. I can do this promoting thing on the fly. And that's why we will have a three-way tag team match right now. PJ Black and Angelico, against Sammy Guevara and the returning Dante Fox... plus The Rabbit Tribe members Paul London and El Bunny. Winners will get a favorable position in the upcoming Trios tournament! The champions want a real challenge, and whoever gets the win in the tournament will get a shot. Have at it!" Well, the boss has spoken. What a crazy turn of events! The match that is going to start in a second is also loco. Dante marches to the ring, wearing a bandage around his back, and The Rabbit Tribe enters from above, giving out painted eggs to the people. What's that all about? Three-Way Tag Team Match     PJ Black and Angelico vs. The Rabbit Tribe (Paul London and El Bunny) vs. Dante Fox and Sammy GuevaraAntonio Cueto had to get creative with this match and was forced to reveal some of his future plans. Apparently, there will be a Trios tournament, and this match will have some effect on it. As PJ Black and Angelico have a heated argument about Son of Havoc, the bell rings. London and Dante Fox start, with "The One Man Army" still nursing gnarly scars on his back. Fox hunts the rabbit and kicks him to the corner. Paul avoids the flying army boot to the face, and puts Dante down with an Arm Drag! He hits the pose, and Angelico slaps Fox on the back to enter the match! Ouch, the wounds are still fresh! He and Paul London engage in some crisp mat exchange until the run up from the South African is stopped by Sammy's kick to the back. Guevara enters and Dropsaults London, who makes everyone look even better than they already are. Sammy G doesn't miss the chance to tell everyone that he's the best ever, and concedes a Jumping Heel Kick Enzughiri! Falls on one knee, Paul with a tag to El Bunny, who swings around Sammy with a fine Hurricanrana! This bad bunny picks up some pace, but eventually gets stopped by a Superkick from Sammy, if you can call it that. Guevara laughs at El Bunny, disrespecting the mini, but the little fella doesn't give up, biting the prick in the rear end! Bunny tags in PJ, and "The Darewolf" strikes Sammy down with a nice looking Flying Lariat! Cover for two, Dante is there to break it up. He doesn't stop and jumps over the top rope to catch Angelico off guard with a Cutter to the outside! Wow, what a move, and lands right on his back! Perhaps his payback for the Fall of the Angels through the glass panel? Fox has no regard for his safety... London with a Somersault from the apron! PJ looked to run up, but met Sammy's leg. Guevara hits Paul with a Spaceman Plancha! PJ shakes off the cobwebs and sends himself over the top with a high elevation Plancha, and now it's El Bunny's time to shine... ASAI MOONSAULT TO THE OUSTIDE! EAT THAT! THIS HAPPY BUNNY HAS SOME HUGE EGGS IN HIS BASKET!  " The smallest man with the biggest jump!! You love to see it!!" - comments Striker. The craziness is not over though, as Dante lands a nice Kickback Moonsault on the gathered crowd. He's ready to show the world that he is the highest flyer in the game, but Angelico stops him with a Shuri Knee to the face! Angelico picks Dante for a Fall of the Angels, but Fox slips out and knocks the guy in the head with a beautiful Enzughiri! London scratches Dante's back, which is bad enough, but then adds a Sliced Bread #2 to the mix! He's in much better mood now, but doesn't see Sammy who nails him in the back of the head, and delivers a Back Suplex into a DDT - beautiful work! Discuss Elbow Smash from PJ, El Bunny wants to try his luck! PJ steps out of the way, Tadpole Splash!! El Bunny yells at the ref to count, but he's an illegal bunny in this contest. PJ throws the mini out of the ring and onto London. Angelico is back and runs up for a big Flying Knee on Guevara, but Sammy avoids contact and it's PJ Black who's going down! Dante pulls Angelico out of the ring and lays him out with a Foxcathcher on the floor! Guevara lines up for a finish and ends the contest with a 630 Splash on "The Darewolf"! Sammy and Dante are back to the winning ways, with Guevara getting back on Black. It doesn't look like Angelico meant to hit Black, but it's over now. As Guevara and Fox pose on the turnbuckles, Paul commands that believers throw their colored eggs at them! They don't need to be told twice, CHARGE! Those are hard-boiled eggs, and you better believe they crack upon contact with the fighters. Sammy and Dante flee the scene, and a satisfied Paul London bows to the crowd. What a chaotic start of the show...  We go away from The Temple for a minute, going high above the ground. Wentz and Dezmond X watch the show at their Treehouse and cackle.   - Told you it's even better when you watch it high! - Yo man, that show is dope! I want to go there and have some fun! - Word. You see that white-faced dude in a funny costume? That's Paul London, I beat him for the Aztec Medallion once! - Nooooo way dude, that's aweeeeesomeeee! I want a medallion too! - You've gotta earn it my dude, they don't give them away like a candy. You put that medallion into the title belt, and then you can fight for it. Sh!t's lit, telling ya. - Bwoah... Trey, did you hear that? Trey where you at bro? - Dude, I had this weird dream where we fought a minotaur, and guess what? He totally kicked Trey's a*s bro. - Wait, I had that dream too, man... WTF, where's Trey, my homie? Young fellas start looking for Trey all over their flat. In the fridge, under the couch, behind the telly. They can't find him, it's like he just poofed in the air. Dudes finally realize that this wasn't a foggy dream and "oh sh!t" repeatedly in panic. They decide to come back to The Temple to ask people around and find their guy. That's what real friends do!  " The following lucha is a HARDCORE match! Introducing first, from Dreamland, USA... "The Innovator of Violence"... TOMMY DREAMER!!"  Just look at Tommy! He's beaming like it's Christmas. When Paul London had to face The White Rabbit, he cried in horror and begged for mercy. This man? He's looking forward to a good fight! He really is crazy! " Aaaand his opponent, coming all the way from Down The Rabbit's Hole... he's accompanied by Raven... THE WHITE RABBIT!"  Unlike Tommy, The White Rabbit looks like he's going to an execution. Not his own though... it feels like he's heading into this match with an all-business attitude. Nothing personal, Mr. Dreamer. Tommy smiles and invites Raven to the ring, but the new ally of The Rabbit Tribe is not taking that offer. Hardcore Match Tommy Dreamer vs. The White Rabbit [w/Raven]The bell rings, and away we go! White Rabbit and Dreamer start this match with a hockey fight of sorts, blasting each other with fists and forearms. While Tommy is a well-versed brawler, The White Rabbit is younger, quicker, and bigger than "The Innovator of Violence". He can take a fair bit of punishment too, with a sick smile on his face! Dreamer tells his opponent to hold nothing back, he may be old, but he never backs down from a fight. Big Boot to the face of Tommy, he rolls out of the ring and falls on the floor, with Raven lurking just nearby. He does not touch his arch-nemesis, and just observes the beat down Tommy is going through. And because it is a hardcore match, Dreamer looks under the ring in the search of weapons. A lot of stuff there, and one of them is a trash can lid that goes straight into the head of "The Herald of Doomsday"! Dreamer throws more gimmicks in the ring and sends Rabbit down with a Russian Leg Sweep, assisted by a trusty kendo stick! First cover does not give Tommy even a one count, instead, Rabbit gets the stick for himself and breaks it across Dreamer's back! The sharp, splittered end is now pushed right into Tommy's face. Raven is seen smiling devilishly as Dreamer starts bleeding. The leader of The Rabbit Tribe is in control once more, nailing his opponent with a Running Forearm in the corner. He also adjusts the trash can and drives Tommy through it with a Release Nothern Lights Suplex!! Rabbit plants his foot on Dreamer's chest, but the old guard pulls the shoulder up! He refuses to give up. Bad idea, as now the dominant Rabbit unveils a surgical glove... Tommy is about to go Down The Rabbit Hole, the mandible claw is no joke! He places his middle and ring fingers into the opponent's mouth, sliding them under the tongue and jabbing into the soft tissue found at the bottom of the mouth. Tommy somehow manages to fight the pain and headbutt the rival. Dreamer Driver!! Tommy is spitting blood on The White Rabbit and hits his pose for all the believers to see! This is when Raven steps on the apron for a distraction... don't you put your nose in their business, Raven! DOOMSDAY SAITO RIGHT ON THE HEAD!! Dreamer may be injured, so the ref asks Rabbit to step aside, a check-up is needed. We just had Cuerno go down with what first appeared to be a stinger. Rabbit just laughs and jumps off the ring to pick up some more toys...  " The match official should probably stop the bout..." - suggests concerned Striker. Rick Knox asks if Tommy is ok and ready to continue, and Dreamer says he's fine. He also runs up with a Baseball Slide to hit the chair right into Rabbit's face! Tommy rolls up the protective mat from the floor and hooks the opponent with a Bulldog, also smacking Raven down with a lariat! Good old Tommy Dreamer got the second wind, and is now pushing a barbwire board into the ring, he wants to end this soon! He also gets a little black bag, which gets an instant reaction from the crowd. There's no mystery left, as Tommy scatters thumbtacks all over the ring! He got planted on them back at Aztec Warfare IV, but he looks determined to avoid them this time. Dreamer sets the board in the corner! He's not walking straight, probably has a concussion. Well if he didn't, he does now! Rabbit throws the chair into his nog with force and sends Tommy into the board with an Exploder Suplex! "The Tollman" looks at his left wrist, where a watch would be, and says it's time to go home. He tears some barbwire from the board and wraps it around his white glove... Down The Rabbit's Hole and into the thumbtacks Dreamer goes!! Rabbit pushes until the ref decides to stop this carnage. This man is scary, and he had no real problem with Tommy. Dreamer was just at the wrong place, at the wrong time. After the match, Raven says that The White Rabbit is going to run through everyone who stands in his way to the top. "The Herald of Doomsday" will punish innocent men and women, no matter who they are, until he is crowned as the new Lucha Underground champion! Rabbit asks for a mic, he has a message for Jake Strong. " Mr. Strong, I believe we were misinformed about the stipulation of our last match. Time is a fleeting thing in this Temple, and we got lost in the moment, but there's no way you can call yourself a dominant champion if you need a time limit to survive my wrath... Strong, we need to run the clock back and fight AGAIN! This time, no time limits, no count-outs, and no disqualifications... and when the fog of war settles... The Rabbit Tribe would rule this Temple! TICK TOCK!! The clock is ticking!" Raven gets the mic from The White Rabbit and sits in the corner, to be on the same level with unconscious Tommy Dreamer.  " Dreamer, now you know how it feels to be a martyr of societal dysfunction... The Rabbit Tribe will fulfill the prophecies of God's salvific plan for all of humankind. The sins of humanity will be paid off... Strong prey on the weak, the rich on the poor... Follow The White Rabbit, and Quote The Raven... Nevermore!" The White Rabbit and Raven have sent a clear message to El Jefe and Jake Strong. They want a match that will be held under their rules, or else, the doomsday will come earlier than expected. Raven hits his signature pose, and The White Rabbit picks up the body of Dreamer in a crucifix position. " It's the most horrifying thing I have ever heard and seen... where are they carrying him?" - asks disturbed Matt Striker. Mil Muertes is sitting in the back, leaning on the throne with his eyes closed. He's channeling his inner energy for the upcoming main event. One of his partners for tonight is paying him a visit. No, it's not Drago... it's Mariposa! "The Butterfly" gently touches Mil's chest, making him wake up from his sleep.  " Mhm, look at you Mil Muertes. So scary, strong, and soooo dangerous... I've seen what you did to King Cuerno, and that... turned me on. I want you to do the same to my brother tonight, and I can promise you... if you do that, "The Butterfly" will make you feel the woman's touch again. See you there, Mil." It's hard to read Mil's reaction, but it seems like he's surprised more than anything. He doesn't say no to Mariposa, but he also didn't ask for her to cum. We will see how he acts in the main event, which is next... " The following lucha is a Trios match! Introducing first, the team of Fenix, Jeremiah Crane, and Marty 'The Moth' Martinez!"  You can hear the disgust in Melissa's voice. Here we have her ex-boyfriend who acts like a zombie, a psycho who harassed her for a few years, and Jeremiah, who's hardly a gentleman himself. Fenix keeps his distance from Marty and Crane, looking like he's still in his trance. " And their opponents... The team of Drago, Mariposa and Mil Muertes!" This would be such an odd team a few years ago, but now it looks somewhat normal. It's a stretch of course because we have Mariposa playing with her hair, Drago showing the believers his tongue, and Mil pushing the cameras aways from his face. It promises to be something extraordinary. Ring the bell! Trios Match      Mariposa, Mil Muertes, Drago vs. Marty 'The Moth' Martinez, Fenix, Jeremiah CraneIt is Jeremiah Crane who steps up first and calls for Mil Muertes! Looks like Mil can't shake this guy off himself, he wants to fight him every single week. You could say he's glutton for punishment since he did not score any wins over "The Man of 1000 Deaths" in quite some time. Perhaps tonight is the night when momentum swings in Crane's favor? Jeremiah pump kicks Muertes in the face, good start! Mil cracks his neck and fists, as if he didn't feel it. Who knows what emotions that man hides behind his mask... Jeremiah charges at Mil a couple of times with some wild lariats, but the sturdy man refuses to go down. Third time is not the charm, as Crane runs right into Mil's right fist! BOOYA, spit goes flying! Now Mil shows him how stiff he can be, driving Jeremiah to the corner and punching him with a 10 bell salute at the turnbuckles. Crane sneaks underneath and kicks Mil's leg from behind, and Muertes falls hard on his back! "THUMBS UP, THUMBS DOWN!" screams Crane and lands a Pendulum Splash for a close count. Marty waves over to his new best friend and gets a tag. He scratches, claws and bites, trying to harm Mil as much as possible, also screaming about how Mil will pay for playing with his friend's feelings. Rare to see Marty so thoughtful of others, but it's also weird. Marty stomps the heck out of Mil and even attempts a Martinete, only to be flipped with a back drop! Marty-nete, am I right? Mariposa tags herself in! She will not wait for the offer to enter, she will initiate instead! Mil tells her a few strong words, but gets an air kiss in return. Woah! Marty misses with a Bicycle Kick and Mariposa chops him like a salad. Tough sis she is, headbutting her sibling and driving some mean forearms to his face. Martinez smiles and says that he likes it rough, egging her to try harder... Mariposa plays with her hair and SLAPS the cheek of The Moth! That was a B!TCHSLAP heard around The Temple, and it turned Marty more violent. He hit the switch and whipped half-sister into the corner of the ring, missing with a Flying Kick and getting stuck crotch first on the top rope. Mariposa shakes the rope up and down to give Martinez a super wedgie and dropkicks him to the outside! Hurricanrana is blocked though, as Marty drives her head first into the steps!! He plays to the crowd "flapping his wings" and grabs the woman by her pigtails to come back to the ring. Martinez wants Fenix to get frisky with his sis... Fenix never held back in intergender matches, going full force, but here he is extra snappy and violent. Rollover Dropkick connects so hard that Mariposa is knocked down and out!  " Whether you like him or not, you can't argue that Fenix is the top luchador going today!" - says Excalibur. Drago tags in and slithers into the ring against his former friend. Their match from a few weeks ago was very snug, and this week is no different. Lots of flying kicks, and high-risk maneuvers from both luchadors who go at such speed that just keeping up with them will make you dizzy. Fenix gains some serious speed, one where every miscalculation can cost you dearly. This is somewhat correct, as Fenix hits a Yakuza Kick on Mil! That didn't look planned, but this Fenix is not a plotting man. He moonsaults back into Drago for a close near fall! Spin kick misses, Drago answers with a Tornado DDT and a good kick in the face of Crane, all in one smooth motion. Jeremiah did not like that, so he entered the ring and planted the ex-Reptile tribe member with a Sidewinder Suplex! He positions Drago for a powerbomb and points to the outside, but eventually falls out after a Dragonrana! You know, dragons can fly, and this one can too, swirling in the air with a Tornillo! Fenix interprets it as a challenge... SKY TWISTER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! The fun is not over though, as Mil Muertes picks up Mariposa in a Military Press and dumps her on the crowd near the ring! Big man himself is feeling like doing a big move today... That was one heavy Crossbody!! Not to be left out of the action, Marty spreads his wings and flies over the top rope with a Superman Splash! Everyone is on the floor, but only Jeremiah and Drago are allowed back in the ring. Now Crane's Pump Kick works much better - he almost knocked Drago's horns clean off his mask! Running lariat to a sitting Drago, cover for two! Jeremiah with a Snap Shoulderbreaker, but Mariposa kicks Crane in the face to save the match! Jeremiah is no stranger to man-on-woman violence, so he kicks her down, gives her a brutal Facewash in the corner, and ends the sequence with a Cannonball! Now he gets Mil's attention!! Two maniacs start trading right hands and eventually, Jeremiah is caught with another snappy move - Powerslam! Mil plants Jeremiah with authority, he's a very bad man!  Mil puts his fist on the Aztec seal, preparing for The Reaper's Trident, or simply The Spear... Moth flies into the mix, pushes his friend out of the harm's way, and takes the move himself! The same man who used his own sister as a human shield now sacrifices himself to Mil! And now he holds to his back too... Jeremiah looks surprised, but the sacrifice was almost for nothing, as Drago sprays Green Mist in his eyes, setting Mil up for a FLATLINER! Drago goes up top and splashes on Jeremiah to score the victory... NOO! Fenix breaks up the pin with a Double Foot Stomp! He did not say his last word yet. As Crane and Drago roll out, Mil and Fenix can fight it off! Trios matches have relaxed tag rules, and senior official Marty Elias will not be a party ****er. Massive Thrust Kick rocks Mil, forward roll, and a Cutter! Fenix with a Springboard 450, but Mil rises from the dead, avoiding the collision last second. He grabs Fenix by the throat for a Twisting Chokeslam! Wait a sec, Martina is out! Session Moth sprays beer in Drago's face, Irish whips Mariposa into the chairs, and gives Mil a piece of her mind for beating up Marty. Mil is puzzled by this woman, and while ref tells Martina to get away, green-faced Jeremiah finds the stone Catrina used to carry and drives it right into Mil's temple! He can't see very well, but he goes around the ring to plant another Cannonball on Mariposa, breaking some chairs! Muertes is down after that stone hit his head, and Fenix jumps off the top rope with a Stomp to the back of bent down Mil! Martina helps Marty to the back, as he still has big back issues, and Crane is laying in the heap of broken chairs with Mariposa. Fenix spin kicks Drago off and delivers a Running Mexican Destroyer from the apron!! This dynamo takes no second to recover and returns to the ring to knock Muertes in the back of the head with a Running Knee!! He can actually do it by himself, can't he? Mil is out of it, but he sits up like a deadman once more... La Garra del Fénix!! Cover... One, two, three!!! Fenix just pinned Mil Muertes! Fenix had two pinfall wins over Mil before, but both were tricky pinning maneuvers, and not some clean move and a commanding three count. Just how strong is he now? Jeremiah smirks on the outside, his stone certainly helped. Fenix jerks his arm off from the ref, he does not celebrate even though he has a good reason to do so. Fenix is simply unstoppable... Mil Muertes has trouble getting up, as do Mariposa and Drago. This is when the Trios champions Taya Valkyrie, Hexagon Dark and Black Taurus come out to the ring area with Vampiro. The rudos have all went about their things to the back, but you could see Vampiro and Fenix having a brief moment before "The Dark Bird of War" leaves the champions alone. This doesn't bode well for Mil and his company... Taya picks up the stick and walks around the ring.   " Well-well, what do we have here? Moth, Snake, and Death tribe descendants fighting against each other... I enjoyed the show, but I'm disappointed. There's no challenge for us here. Me, Hexagon, and Black Taurus will run over anyone that could step up to us and sacrifice them without a blink of an eye. We are putting everyone in Lucha Underground on notice... we are here to instill Order! And just for tonight, we will forgive the losers and let them live to fight another day. Prepare for that day, because it will be a war of the millenia!!" Trios champions pose with their titles and then a familiar voice is heard. The heart and soul of Lucha Underground is back in The Temple, and the believers are losing their collective minds!!  " Hermana, cierra tu sucia boca antes de que lo haga por ti!!! Y escúchame bien.... Los dioses perdonan, pero los perros no. Ahora la venganza es un lujo que me puedo permitir. POR QUE YO SOY PENTAGON DARK... Y CEROOOOO MIEDOOOOO!!" Vampiro whispers something into Hexagon's ear, and the evil doer grins. Pentagon Dark is wearing an eye-patched mask, and he came back to get his revenge! What a way to end this show, believers are chanting 'Cero Miedo' at the Trios champs and Penta himself strikes a pose in the corridor!! Good night, everybody! : 55/100 ( C-) This show has increased our popularity in 17 regions. |
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Post by Blodyxe on Nov 20, 2021 20:55:23 GMT 1
Lucha Underground
Online Exclusive"Cinco De Mayo"  " Happy Cinco de Mayo, believers! It's a pleasure to share the atmosphere of this holiday with our great fans, and if you want to party hard, then this Temple is the place to be!" - says Excalibur. " I couldn't agree more with you, Ex! Everyone is having fun and enjoying top notch catering, which is dedicated to my favorite Mexican cuisine today. Let's celebrate this great day together with our friends 'Lowrider Band' who will now perform some of War's greatest hits!" - adds Striker. " Arrêtez la musique! Ce n'est pas le moment de faire la fête! La victoire des Mexicains était un coup de chance, et la nation française supérieure l'a prouvé en 1863!"    What in the world are these guys thinking? Three men interrupt the live performance, waving French flags and wearing military costumes. Striker recognizes one of them as Renee Dupree, "The French Phenom"! He gets nuclear heat from the believers, but continues his speech. " Je m'appelle Renée Dupree. Voici Mikael Vierge et Thomas LaRuffa. Ensemble, nous sommes les Armée de Terre! Nous sommes ici pour participer au tournoi des trios et gagner les titres! Si quelqu'un pense qu'il peut vaincre l'armée française, qu'il vienne se battre contre nous!" Matt says that he learned a bit of French to get this one girl... These three are here to compete in the upcoming Trios tournament!    " Oh, look who's answering the callout! El Hijo del Vikingo, Myzteziz Jr and Octagon Jr - Los Jinetes del Aire!! They are the current Trios champions in AAA! The future of Mexican wrestling is in The Temple!" - marks out Excalibur. The AAA Trios champions wave large mexcian flags and pose for the crowd, who want them to kick the tar out of the french! Looks like we have an impromptu match, ladies and gentlemen! Renee Dupree and his amis laugh off the threat, pointing out how much bigger they are compared to the mexicans. Ring the bell! Trios Match Los Jinetes del Aire vs. Armée de TerreThe doors to The Temple are always open, and that's why matches like this become possible. Believers are firmly on the side of the underdogs, who start the match with some exciting lucha libre sequences! They don't call them "The Air Riders" for nothing! All three have supreme high flying ability, but it must be said that El Hijo del Vikingo is the flashiest of the three! His agility and quickness catches the french off guard. The dastardly invaders regroup and talk strategy on the outside... clueless move from them, as AAA Trios champs simultaneously jump over the top rope with insanely athletic dives! People are clapping to the youngsters, but also distract them, because Renee Dupree pushes Vikingo into the steps and retakes the advantage! Dupree utilizes a patient style with lots of holds, using his experience to cut the wings off the up-and-comers. 24 years in the ring is impressive, he's a real ring general! He spent more time in the ring than Vikingo did on this planet! But who knows if he's from Earth, he has out-of-this-world ability, dawg. The french utilize frequent tags and patient strategy, and mock the people and the luchadores with "The French Tickler"... " If the name of this move sounds sexual to you - it is. Fits them, cause they act like d!cks!" - drops Striker. Vikingo uses this time to come to his senses and flip out of Dupree Plex! Hot tag to Myzteziz Jr, he hits a beautiful Hurricanrana on Rene, drops advancing LaRuffa with Headstand Headscissors and lays out Vierge with a Standing Spanish Fly! He throws the lackeys out of the ring, gives a tag to Octagon Jr and leaps off with a Tornillo to the outside! Vikingo prepares some crazy move on the top rope, and Rene looks to push him off, but his charge is blocked by a kick from Octagon! 630° Senton to the outside!! Now Octagon riles up the fans, climbs the top rope and performs a flawless Corkscrew Moonsault!! Cover! One, two, three! Lucha libre and AAA Trios champions fight off the bigger adversary and save the holiday of Cinco de Mayo! Fan favorites celebrate and the french are arguing in the middle of the ring. Suddenly, the lights turn red and our current Trios champions emerge! Black Taurus, Taya Valkyrie, and Hexagon Dark hit the ring and lay out the losers, in a quick manner!! Taurus does all the hard work, but Taya will choose who will be sacrificed. Scared Dupree points at his maple leaf tattoo, saying he's not really french, but "La Wera Loca" couldn't care less. All three will be sacrificed!! After one Road To Valhalla, Hexagon Splash, and Inferno Suplex, the thunder strikes and all three men disappear. Trios champions pose with their titles and stare down the debutants... An interpromotional match between the champions looks very promising!  |
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Post by Moore on Nov 24, 2021 14:16:07 GMT 1
I tried booking Lucha Underground in TEW recently, but I got bored right away. However, I'm interested in what you have in store and I'm following this from now on.
About this Cinco de Mayo Special: never have I expected to see french guys as the non-mexican threat in this. Loved their name, tho, creating a great contrast with Los Jinetes del Aire.
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Post by Blodyxe on Jan 8, 2022 6:26:04 GMT 1
I tried booking Lucha Underground in TEW recently, but I got bored right away. However, I'm interested in what you have in store and I'm following this from now on. About this Cinco de Mayo Special: never have I expected to see french guys as the non-mexican threat in this. Loved their name, tho, creating a great contrast with Los Jinetes del Aire. I don't know why, but I decided to check this thread and only seen your reply now. Thanks for checking it out! There are 5 more episodes of this diary on GDS forums, I should probably upload them here at last. French guys jobbing on Cinco de Mayo felt right haha, and they were 'sacrificed' right afterwards. One of the weirdest matches in this diary I suppose |
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Post by Blodyxe on Jan 8, 2022 6:29:38 GMT 1
Lucha Underground
Season 5, Episode 15"Cut The Bull"" Thanks for the vacation, Jefe, it was fair dinkum great! But I want something else... Thank you, Chavo! Thank you, Chavo... Watching Low-Ki is like watching a live action John Woe movie... Dude, I had this weird dream where we fought a minotaur... He brutalized Matanza when he was just a kid, so I was forced to lock him in the dungeon... if you lose, you will never challenge for the Lucha Underground championship ever again... This is bigger than you, Pentagon! This place is run by the group that has all of us in their pocket... Los dioses perdonan, pero los perros no!" This week's show starts in the ring, where Pentagon Dark gets a mic from Melissa Santos. She doesn't want to get on Penta's bad side, even though Antonio Cueto will not appreciate him opening the show. Penta looks even meaner with his left eye is closed... a result of Hexagon's attack after Pentagon's ladder match with Dragon Azteca Jr.  " No importa... cuántos sean. Pentagon Dark está aquí para ganar el torneo de Tíos y romper los brazos de Hexagon Dark y Vampiro. Si alguien más se interpone en mi camino - sufrirá el mismo destino. Señor Antonio Cueto, déjate de tonterías y dame un combate, hijo de puta!! Ellos me quitaron el ojo, pero yo me quedaré con sus títulos. ¡¡¡Porque yo soy Pentágon Dark y CERO MIEDO!!!" <details><summary></summary></summary>" It doesn't matter... how many there are. Pentagon Dark is here to win the Trios tournament and break the arms of Hexagon Dark and Vampiro. If anyone else stands in my way - they will suffer the same fate. Mister Antonio Cueto, cut your bullshit, and give me a match, you mother****er! They took my eye, but I will take their titles. Because I am Pentagon Dark and I have ZERO FEAR!!!"</summary></details></details></details></blockquote></blockquote> Well, after being called a bad word, El Jefe comes out of his office and hobbles closer to the ring.  " Penatgon! Did not expect to see you again. When you showed your face last week, I couldn't believe my eyes. Correction... my eye. We have finally something in common - only one eye to work with!
But that's where our similarities end. Unlike you, I am afraid of the higher powers, afraid of doing something that will anger them. I have the brain capacity to understand that this bravado is nothing else but stupidity... And I have a dejavu. We had a very similar conversation a few months ago, back when you requested a title rematch with Jake Strong. You have to remember how it ended! Well, tonight will be no different. If you want to enter the Trios tournament, you will have to beat my prized Spanish bull... BLACK TAURUS!
And to make sure there's no cheating on your part, Taya Valkyrie, Hexagon Dark and Vampiro will be standing around the ring. Best of luck to you, Pentagon!" Not the one to be scared, Pentagon once again shows a familiar gesture to Antonio. Cero miedo, cabron! The fans join in on the fun, and we switch to our great announce team - Matt Striker and Excalibur. - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Temple! We would gladly run down the card for tonight a bit earlier, but we didn't want to get our arms broken by Pentagon Dark! I hope you understand. - "The Skeleton Ninja" interrupted our program to speak his mind, and he did not hold back in his words! As a result we have a HUGE main event! For the first time ever, Black Taurus will step into the ring as a singles competitor. Taya, Vampiro and Hexagon Dark will also take on the role of the lumberjacks! What a match that will be, Matt! - Hotter than The Temple itself, Ex! Not the only main event-caliber match we have for you tonight. Gift of the Gods champion Low-Ki and Ryback will take on Sniper Eagle and Tomohiro Ishii in a tag team contest! We're gonna see "The Stone Pitbull" fight tonight! - I can't wait for that, and can already imagine how that fight will pan out. Ishii can pack a punch and take one too! Seeing him slug it out with Ryback will be something special! - Speaking of special, our opening contest can also be described as such. "The Wonder Boy" Ryu takes on "The Technical Lightning" TJ Perkins, with the winner facing "The Professional" Low-Ki for his title! - Couldn't agree more with you, Matt. Both luchadores notched some big wins in the last few weeks, but one of them will drop out of the title picture tonight. - High stakes all across the board! Let's get into it? Oh, looks like we have a special video dedicated to TJ Perkins, requested and paid for by... TJ Perkins.  A well-produced video about TJ Perkins rolls in, hyping up his accomplishments in Lucha Underground and outside of it. Perkins has his eyes on the Lucha Underground gold, and he knows for a fact that nobody can touch him in that ring. As TJ says with a completely straight face - he has not been in the ring with anyone better than himself. No one has ever helped him improve his fighting quality, he did it on his own. He has spent 22 years waiting for someone who would be close to his level, but so far - no luck. And Ryu? He must be delirious if he thinks he's in the same league as TJP. We're done here, be better next time!  " The following lucha is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California... "The Technical Lightning"... TJ PERKINS!" Here he is, the duke of dab. Sadly, people in attendance did not see his hype video. Well, he will recap it to them on his way to the ring. No problem there. " And his opponent... from Tala, Jalisco, Mexico... he's "The Wonder Boy With a Spirit of a Dragon"... RYYYYUUUUUU!" Singles Match TJ Perkins vs. RyuTitle eliminator to open the show. TJ picked up a victory against Chavo Guerrero, so he's extra confident today. He looks at Ryu from above even, feeling like his submission victory alone was worthy of a title shot. Ryu is in a rare singles match, let's see how he will fare on his own. Tight lockup! The start is reasonably patient, as luchadores feel each other out. Perkins looks to cross over Ryu's legs, but "The Wonder Boy" escapes the hold and almost kicks TJ in the head. He's much faster than Guerrero, and looks to be in a million dollar shape. Another lockup, but now Perkins utilizes some little dirty tricks that would give him an advantage. He may look young, but he has been in the ring for decades now, and it certainly shows here, as he locks Ryu in Headscissors. Luchador with a headstand escape attempt, blocked, low dropkick to the face for a quick cover! Almost caught the youngster by surprise. Has a smug look on his face, and taps on his forehead. He's certainly in love with himself... the fans? Not so much. Ryu and TJ engage in a silky smooth chain wrestling exchange, and the mexican catches Perkins with some snap Arm Drags. Wild kick evaded, Perkins shoves Ryu in the face, demanding some respect! Looks to punch Ryu, but he ducks and bobs him in the face with a Bicycle Knee, and dabs on the "Pinoy Boy"! Ryu has some sass, TJP rolls out of trouble to get a time out. No time outs with this guy - TOPE SUICIDA! Headbutts Perkins in mid air, that's how much speed he got on the jump. Throws him back in, Springboard Sunset Flip reversed! One, two, kick out! Too close for comfort. Dab...  " TJP is so crafty, can reverse any move thrown at him into a submission or a pinfall... but his attitude! Ugh." - shares his mind Matt Striker. Ryu charges and ends on the ropes after a Low Dropkick to the knee, looked painful. TJ is feeling flashy... Wrecking Ball Dropkick! Just flew to the outside and drove his feet in Ryu's face in one smooth motion. But there's more smoothness, perfect Hilo! Shades of Eddie Guerrero there, even though fans do not like TJ using that move. He doubles down though, delivering just Two Amigos! Comes down for a cover, but Ryu kicks out. He has a fighting spirit of a dragon, you won't slay him this easy. Perkins works over the knee he targeted with a Dropkick and locks "The Dragon" in the Figure 4! Not a good place to be in, Ryu is rocking back and forth in agony, but finds enough energy to flip the move and trap TJ. Perkins breaks up the hold and attacks Ryu with a Frog Splash Crossbody without looking... PELE KICK! Ryu catches the guy on the button, now that is a Detonation Kick!! Can he muster a comeback? Big jumping Spin Kick, TJP is on wobbly legs. POISONRANA! Spikes Perkins and covers him, one, two, TJ with a leg on the rope! Great ring awareness even when his dome is rocked, but Ryu is not planning to stop, exposing his knee. RODILLA MISSES! Perkins with a Mega Buster Neckbreak near the corner, this smells like trouble. Ryu bumped his knee into the corner, and TJ wants to use that... TJP Clutch, a knee bar is locked! Ryu has been moved to the middle of the ring, and he could tap here just like Chavito. His other leg is also trapped, so he can't use it to kick away. Only way out of it is to grab that bottom rope. Ryu has some muscles to do that, and very slowly he gets to his destination point. This could be all for nothing, as TJ has Ryu in the Double Chickenwing... VICTORY ROLL! One, two, THREE!! Ryu caught TJ! Perkins can not believe this and argues with the ref, saying his shoulder was up. No, homeboy, just no. Ryu approaches TJP after the match and offers him a handshake in a sign of respect. Perkins kicks his leg away and storms out, unhappy with the result. Better luck next time. Ryu shrugs his shoulders and motions a title belt on his waist. This was a message directly to Low-Ki... If Ryu keeps getting better each week, then he has a really good chance to win the gold. We're in Antonio Cueto's office now, where Tomohiro Ishii is staring daggers at El Jefe. He maintains eye contact with the boss, who blinks first. The doors to the room open wide, and Sniper Eagle walks in, shuts his zipper, and puts his feet on the desk, knocking over "I'm kind of a big deal" plate. The australian doesn't feel like he's doing anything wrong and asks the boss what's cracking?  - Gaffa, did you have the chance to reconsider my offer? - The one where you want to rule my Temple in exchange for some video tapes? You are fooling yourself. I'm not intimidated by that, we have people everywhere. - Oh well. Shame about what happened to your big Ultima Lucha Cinco plans... it would be a shame if anything like that would happen again. - Clearly, you're not a promoter. Plans change, and brilliant minds can adapt. Actually, you made it more interesting, by accident. - Oh yeah? Then let's make it interesting between us two as well? I still want to take your seat, you want me dead. How about a wager? - Wouldn't be fair to you, since you will be sacrificed tonight at the hands of Ryback. Sorry to break it down for you, or as your people say, sorry for the spoilers. - Right then, I have my own big guy standing beside me. If I make it out alive tonight, I get the seat for one show only. Deal? Sniper Eagle extends his hand and smirks provocatively. Antonio doesn't shake the thief's hand, but says if he will survive the wrath of the Gods, then sure, he can be the boss. Crikey! Sniper Eagle puts his hand on the red bull statue, and that's when Antonio loses his patience! Cueto orders the young fella to get out of the office. Eagle raises his hands and walks out, as if he didn't mean to offend the old citizen. Ishii slams the door behind them and Antonio pushes the red bull statue closer to himself, to make sure it doesn't fall down. As the camera follows Sniper Eagle and Ishii out of the room, another conflict is brewing backstage. Ryu has stepped up to Low-Ki backstage, demanding a title shot. Coach Godfrey, our head of security and also the new manager of Low-Ki tells Ryu to step aside, as his client is preparing for the match, but the man himself asks the coach to let him handle that. " The mighty dragon called Ryu... Many have tried to take this title from me, and everyone has failed. I accept your challenge! Now if you excuse me, I have to execute your acquaintance Sniper Eagle." Low-Ki walks out, his match is about to start any second now. Eagle and Ishii are already standing in the ring, and Ryback is waiting to feast. Tag Team Match   Sniper Eagle and Tomohiro Ishii vs. Ryback and Low-Ki [w/Coach Godfrey]Second try for Low-Ki tonight, now with Ryback as his tag team partner. Eagle is not afraid to start the contest, telling Ishii that everything is under control. He actually ducks Low-Ki's initial kicks, and even tries a quick cover to upset "The Professional", he's one cheeky lad. He's living in Low-Ki's head now, as his mind games led to Low-Ki's first loss in The Temple. Low-Ki is frustrated when his kicks don't land, and so he ups the ante. Stiff dropkick in the corner avoided, Eagle with a Running Corner Meteora! Turbo Backpack Slam, he's getting the best of the Gift of the Gods champion! Coach Godfrey talks strategy with his newest client, and just like that, Ki catches Eagle with a Koppu Kick! Slingblade Kick to add insult to injury, tag to "The Big Guy"!! His eyes are red, and his moves are devastating. Drives his shoulder into the torso of Sniper Eagle. Overhead Suplex! Eagle is flying high, literally. Ryback steps on him to stop the tag attempt, flexing before Ishii! Tomohiro takes that as a challenge, gets in, but the ref tells him to stay in the corner. Eagle with a kick down under!! Ouch, that doubled down the heavyweight. Sniper looks for Pulse Drop, but Ryback uses his inhuman strength to throw him out of the ring, flat on his back!! Big bump for the australian. Nasty landing, no doubt about it, but he's tough. Coach Godfrey distracts the official, and Low-Ki soccer kicks Eagle in the face! What a cheapshot! Throws him back in the ring... MEATHOOK CLOTHESLINE. Sniper is laid out in the middle of the ring, and so "The Big Guy" runs up for a huge Splash. Almost crushing the smaller guy, Ryback tries a cover... Kick out! Ryback gets angry and bashes the cruiserweight's head across the mats. He shoulder tackles Eagle in the corner, and tags in Low-Ki, some signature attack incoming? Shoot kicks to the chest and face of Sniper, Low-Ki doesn't hold back. Misses with a Buzzsaw Kick, giving Eagle a hot tag hope, but takes his heel back to knock him in the back of the head! He calls it Black Magic... Ki signalises for his finish, he played around for too long. Picks Eagle for a Ki Crusher, but the Aussie slips out and hits a Neckbreaker. Ishii extends his hand, and finally enters the ring! Unleash the Stone Pitbull!  " I believe a lot of our fans wanted to see Tomohiro Ishii in action, and now their wish comes to reality!" - Striker hypes the hot tag. He does not clean the house as some wrestlers usually do, but waits for Low-Ki to tag in Ryback. What you have for him, big guy? Lariat? Heh, he takes one and doesn't move. Ishii tells Ryback to try again... Takes a few steps back after the contact. One more? Ryback hits the ropes, BAM, Ishii with a stiff elbow to the jaw!! Chops and headbutts him in the corner, big Powerslam! Fans appreciate Ishii, and now he calls for a big Sliding Lariat. Low-Ki tags in and ducks the arm, again, bounces off the ropes, Tidal Wave connects! Big dropkick in the corner, cartwheels back for another stiff kick, but Ishii catches him and executes a Bridging German Suplex! Low-Ki kicks out, but that was rough. Ishii charges, Sliding Lariat misses Low-Ki but catches Ryback, who falls down! Stiff running elbow from Ki, he locks a Rope Hung Crucifix Armbar! He holds till five, because on the count of six Ishii powerbombs him on the mats! Tag to Eagle, who explodes with offence! Suicide Dives into Ryback and Godfrey, climbs the top turnbuckle... 4.5 Warp! Hit his finish on Low-Ki, can he do it? One, two, NO! Gift of the Gods champion not only kicks out, but rolls forward to pin Eagle himself. Close two count! Sneaky Koppu Kick to Ishii, he steps down from the arpon and finally falls down after Ryback jumps him with a Lou Thesz Press on the outside! Sniper Eagle is distracted with that attack, concedes a Dragon Suplex! Ryback holds Ishii... Warrior's Way Stomp to the outside!! Caught the puro legend right in the back of his head, and "The Stone Pitbull" is out! Low-Ki gets back in the ring, Punt Kicks the underdog and tags out. Ryback yells "FINISH IT!!", marches with Eagle on his shoulders and SLAMS him with a Shellshock! Covers him just for formality, this one is over. Ryback picks up a win, Low-Ki fixes Tarver's mistake. Ishii is held back, as Ryback raises his arms to the air, ready to sacrifice Sniper Eagle. Thunder strikes, a total blackout follows, and when the light is back, there's no Eagle. Looks like he was sacrificed... fans are not very pleased, they took a liking to the young lad, and will miss him a lot. Ryback has a slightly confused look on his face, this was his first sacrifice. Now Low-Ki can think about Ryu, and Ryback can get even with The White Rabbit. The big guy takes a mic and calls out "The Tollman" to a one-on-one match! GIVE ME THE RABBIT AND FEED ME MOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEE! Short and sweet.  Meanwhile Drago is practicing his nunchucks skills in the bathroom, looking mean. He doesn't want to be bothered, but Jimmy Yuta really needs to go to the bathroom now. Drago growls and Jimmy sheepishly steps back, not brave enough to try his luck with this guy. Yuta doesn't even know if the dragon understands him, but continues, stating that he was excluded from the locker room by Dante Fox, and this is the only place where he can change. Drago stops his training routine and throws Jimmy a nunchuck... does he want to fight? Jimmy really doesn't want to get physical, but starts twisting the thing like a lethal weapon.   Hey, he's pretty good at it! Just when Drago thought the boy actually could do something, he hit himself below the belt line and collapsed on the floor. Big sigh from Drago, this youngling has a long way to go. " Déjale, amigo! El niño va a ayudarnos en la guerra." Drago turns around and smiles from horn to horn, while Yuta looks puzzled. Who is he? All we can see for now is how bright the dingy bathroom is. The light of hope has returned to Lucha Underground? Matt Striker and Excalibur say that the main event is mere seconds away, but they wanted to take some time to thank the live band for their amazing performances. Shout out to Gamblers Mark, who close their program with a song called " Invasion of the Spacemen"! It was a pleasure to have them in The Temple, who knows what other great band will join us next time? While the music is playing, two young men walk around the ringside and give out flyers. That's Dezmond X and his buddy Wentz! One of the flyers ends up on the announce desk, so Striker reads it out loud.  " Missing! 5'9, brown eyes. Last seen leaving the treehouse. Maybe found near the closest dispensary... Have you seen this dude? Call this number, we have some good $hit." Excalibur puts his headset down and clues up Rascalz about Trey, who think that the boy got lost. The boys don't look like they understand, and ask the announcers to draw them a map. Camera switches to Pentagon Dark, who makes his entrance. Penta pays no attention to Rascalz and waits for his opponent! " Introducing first, from Xalapa Veracruz, Mexico... he's the former Lucha Underground champion... PENTAGOOOON DAAAARK!!!"  " Aaaaand his opponent... from the center of the Labyrinth... accompanied by Taya Valkyrie and Hexagon Dark... BLAAACK TAUUURUUUS!!!" When Rascalz see Black Taurus, they yeet outta The Temple in panic! Fear gives people wings, eh? Let's get to our main event. Lumberjack Match  Pentagon Dark vs. Black Taurus Senior official Marty Elias will have a tough time containing these two luchadores in the ring, plus he will have to keep an eye on Taya and Hexagon, who are now also joined by Vampiro. The odds are stacked against Penta, but he's not shying away from the pressure - he strives in it. He swears the bull out and tells the Trios champions that he has "CEROOO MIEDOOO"! Taurus interrupts the taunt with a Discuss Lariat, but Pentagon knew what he was doing and ducked. Big low kicks to the legs of Taurus, nobody strikes the thighs like Penta! It may be a sound strategy, since Taurus uses charges for most of his power moves. Arm wringer from Penta, Taurus flips forward to get out of the uncomfortable position, but gets caught in the nose with a rope-assisted Enzughiri! Dazed in the corner, Taurus is in the position to receive something truly nasty. Penta hushes the believers... SLAAAAPPP!! Overhand chop right to the chest!! Penta runs up in the corner, charge blocked by a big kick, which is followed by a Reverse Slingblade, almost a Spinning Bulldog, if you will. The angry bull forces Penta in the corner and answers with a wild Corner Lariat and a big kick of his own!  " Perhaps Pentagon really bit more than he could chew, just look at Taurus! He's raging!!" - says Striker. Taurus picks Penta for a Military Slam to the outside, but the fearless lucha star wriggles out. Lungblower incoming? Taurus is too strong, he remains in standing position even though Pentagon is on his back. SLAM! Throws his opponent down, jumps down on the second rope, LEG DROP! First cover of the match, Penta quickly kicks out... In other circumstances he would probably take a minute out of the ring, but seeing who stands nearby, Penta changes his mind and continues to withstand the pressure from the bull. Jumps over the beast, superkicks him in the mush! First Slingblade connects, but Hexagon trips Penta's leg on the second attempt. Don't get distracted! Big dropkick sends Penta flying out of the ring, where he's quickly jumped by Taya! She puts her furry boots to good use and throws him back into the ring! Nothing fair about that, but Penta agreed to this. He's dropped with a Release German Suplex! Picks him up in a Torture Rack postion, trying to work over hsi back a little... Pentagon had his back broken by Matanza a few years ago, so that's very insightful from Taurus. Vampiro grins on the outside, perhaps he told Taurus about Penta's weaknesses. Taurus drops Penta on his knee, brutal backbreaker and a cover!! One, two, kick out! Penta clutches the small of his back and rolls out of the ring on instinct. Hexagon is right there, pushing his feet in that same back area. He's a sadist, isn't he? Vampiro doesn't get involved for now. The last time he did - Pentagon was blinded by Black Mist and lost to Jake Strong in a title rematch. Per stipulations of that match, now Pentagon can not compete for the main prize. He's thrown back in the ring now, where Taurus is charging for a big Spear! Penta somehow ducks it, and Taurus drives his shoulder into the ring post, falling out completely. He's aided by his partners, Penta throws caution to the wind!!  " TOPE CON HILO FROM PENTAGON DARK! THE TEMPLE IS COMING TO LIFE AGAIN!" - freaks out Excalibur. Penta does not pose or play up to the crowd, but grabs a steel chair and WHACKS Taya and Hexagon with it, stiff shots right in their heads!! He doesn't pull anything back, and points at Vampiro, who does not want to receive such a chairshot. He backs down, giving Taurus valuable time. SPEAR THROUGH THE WAREHOUSE DOOR! Taurus blindsides and gores Pentagon, knocking the door clean off its hinges! Marty Elias wants both men back in the ring, but Antonio comes out and tells the ref to let them fight!! The boss wants MORE violence and raises his stick to bring Taurus back to life! He's up! Biels Pentagon back into the ring and smashes him with a HUGE Discuss Lariat! Taurus prepares a Pumphandle DDT, nails it! Cover... One. Two. Pentagon puts his foot on the bottom rope, surviving the big move! Taurus signals for the finish, as Pentagon is gasping for air... POUNCE!! Knocks the skeleton out of the ring again, happy accident for Pentagon, no doubt! The bull is reeling, and tells his partners to get out of the harm's way, he's going all out with a Corkscrew Splash! BAM!! Pentagon picks up the dented steel chair and throws it into the flying bull! Throws the beast back inside, points to the sky... LA LANZA! Big double foot stomp from the top rope! Is it enough? One... two... NO!! He lives, and keeps his arm in the air! Pentagon quickly readjusts himself and grabs the arm, time for The Sacrifice!! Taya and Hexagon jump in the ring and stop the move before the worst can happen. This just descended into complete chaos, and the rudos are ganging up on Pentagon. It's a shame that he burned a lot of bridges with guys backstage, nobody is rushing to help him out. Trios champions are about to throw Penta through the announce desk... Wait a minute, who's that? Something is glowing above us! You have to be kidding me!  AEROSTAR WITH THE SPLASH FROM THE ASTROS!! HOLY ~~~~!! Aerostar has returned and crushed everyone with the splash from the cosmos, what a way to make a return! Everyone is down, and the believers are jumping around like apes. Marty Elias rules this match out as a no contest, and Antonio Cueto is livid!! It seems like we're done here for this week. Good night, everybody! Show Rating: 54/100 ( C-) This show has increased our popularity in 17 regions. |
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