WWF Prime Time Wrestling - Wed 02 March 1988Location: Connecticut, United States
Show Intro
[Fireworks explode as the camera pans over a raucous crowd in the arena. The camera then shifts to Vince McMahon and Jesse Ventura at the commentary table.]
Vince McMahon: "Welcome to WWF Primetime Wrestling, the hottest show in sports entertainment! I'm Vince McMahon, alongside Jesse 'The Body' Ventura."
Jesse Ventura: "And tonight, Gorilla Monsoon is out sick, but don't you worry folks. The Body and The Voice are here to take you through all the action."
[Ventura pumps his fist in the air, as the crowd roars in approval.]
Vince McMahon: "And what action we have in store for you tonight! The World Wrestling Federation Champion, the one and only Andre the Giant, is in the building!"
[The crowd erupts as Andre's name is announced, and the camera shows the massive wrestler making his way through the backstage area.]
Jesse Ventura: "That's right, Vince. Andre is a force to be reckoned with, and he's got plenty of challengers nipping at his heels."
Vince McMahon: "Absolutely, Jesse. But we've also got some exciting matches coming up, including a tag team bout featuring the legendary British Bulldogs!"
[The crowd cheers, as the camera shows the Bulldogs gearing up in their locker room.]
Jesse Ventura: "It's gonna be a wild night, folks. So sit back, relax, and get ready for some Primetime Wrestling!"
86%
British Bulldogs Vs the Islanders
[As the British Bulldogs' entrance music begins to play, the crowd goes wild, cheering and stomping their feet. The camera pans to the entrance ramp, where Davey Boy Smith and Dynamite Kid are making their way to the ring, accompanied by their mascot, a bulldog named Matilda.]
Vince McMahon: "Listen to this crowd, Jesse! They love the British Bulldogs!"
Jesse Ventura: "And who wouldn't, Vince? These guys are legends in the making."
[As the Bulldogs reach the ring, they pause to acknowledge the fans, pumping their fists in the air and slapping hands with those in the front row.]
Vince McMahon: "Davey Boy and Dynamite Kid have been tag team partners for years, and their chemistry is unmatched."
Jesse Ventura: "They're like a well-oiled machine, Vince. And don't forget about Matilda there. She's just as much a part of the team as the two of them."
[Vince chuckles, as the Bulldogs climb into the ring. Davey Boy takes off his jacket and tosses it to the side, while Dynamite Kid stretches out, bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet.]
Vince McMahon: "They're ready for action, Jesse. Who's their opponent gonna be?"
[The lights dim, and the crowd begins to boo as the entrance music for the Islanders begins to play. Haku and Tama make their way out, flanked by their manager, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.]
Jesse Ventura: "Now this is a formidable team, Vince. The Islanders are tough, and Bobby Heenan is a mastermind when it comes to strategy."
Vince McMahon: "And don't forget about their manager, Jesse. Heenan is one of the most hated men in the WWF."
[As the Islanders make their way to the ring, Bobby Heenan struts behind them, pointing and taunting the fans. Haku and Tama enter the ring, and Heenan climbs onto the apron, holding up his hands to silence the crowd.]
Bobby Heenan: "Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest tag team in the world, the Islanders!"
[The crowd continues to boo, as Heenan drops down to ringside and whispers something to the Islanders. The camera pans over to the entrance ramp, where the British Bulldogs are watching the action.]
Jesse Ventura: "Looks like the Islanders and Bobby Heenan are ready for a fight, Vince. This is gonna be a war."
Vince McMahon: "The Bulldogs better watch their backs, Jesse. They've got a tough test ahead of them tonight."
[The match is underway, with the British Bulldogs facing off against the Islanders. Haku and Tama are dominating early on, using their size and strength to keep Davey Boy Smith on the mat. Bobby Heenan is watching from ringside, shouting out instructions to his team.]
Vince McMahon: "The Islanders are really taking it to the Bulldogs, Jesse. They're showing why they're one of the top tag teams in the WWF."
Jesse Ventura: "They're definitely not afraid to get rough, Vince. But don't count out the Bulldogs just yet. They've got a lot of fight in them."
[Suddenly, Bobby Heenan climbs onto the apron, distracting the referee. As the ref turns his back, Heenan slips a foreign object to Haku, who uses it to knock out Davey Boy Smith.]
Vince McMahon: "What a despicable move by Bobby Heenan, Jesse! He just handed Haku a foreign object!"
Jesse Ventura: "That's classic Heenan, Vince. He always finds a way to cheat."
[As the Islanders continue to attack Davey Boy, Dynamite Kid tries to enter the ring to help his partner. The ref stops him, but as he turns back to the action, Dynamite Kid sneaks in and hits Tama with a flying headbutt.]
Vince McMahon: "Dynamite Kid with a huge move there, Jesse! He's turning the tide for the Bulldogs!"
Jesse Ventura: "That's why he's one of the best in the business, Vince. Dynamite Kid always knows how to take advantage of a situation."
[As the match continues, Dynamite Kid is on fire, hitting the Islanders with move after move. Heenan tries to interfere again, but Dynamite Kid knocks him off the apron.]
Vince McMahon: "Dynamite Kid taking out Heenan, Jesse! This is chaos!"
Jesse Ventura: "And he's not done yet, Vince. He's got something up his sleeve."
[Dynamite Kid climbs to the top rope, and with a loud yell, hits Tama with a diving headbutt. The ref counts to three, and the Bulldogs win the match.]
Vince McMahon: "What a victory for the British Bulldogs, Jesse! Dynamite Kid with the finishing move to secure the win!"
Jesse Ventura: "That's why he's a hall of famer, Vince. What a performance by the Dynamite Kid."
[As the Bulldogs celebrate in the ring, the camera shows Heenan and the Islanders retreating up the ramp, looking frustrated and defeated.]
Winner: The British Bulldogs
84%
Andre the Giant, Bobby Heenan, Gene Okerlund
[Gene Okerlund is standing in the interview area, ready to speak with the World Wrestling Federation Champion, Andre the Giant, and his manager, Bobby Heenan. The two men make their way out, with Heenan carrying the WWF Championship belt.]
Gene Okerlund: "Gentlemen, congratulations on your victory at Saturday Night's Main Event. You've made history as the first-ever WWF Champion."
Andre the Giant: "Thank you, Gene. It was a long road, but we did it. I am the true champion of the WWF."
Bobby Heenan: "And don't forget, Gene, it was all thanks to me. I've been guiding Andre to this moment for years."
Gene Okerlund: "Andre, I have to ask you about the attack that happened after the match. What was that all about?"
Andre the Giant: "Hulk Hogan has never shown me respect, Gene. He's always been trying to take my spot as the top wrestler in the world. I had to show him that I am the true champion and that I will not tolerate any disrespect."
Bobby Heenan: "That's right, Gene. Hogan had it coming to him. He's been trying to get into Andre's head for too long. Now he knows who the real champion is."
Gene Okerlund: "There are already rumours swirling about who your next challenger will be. Do you have any thoughts on that, Andre?"
Andre the Giant: "I will face anyone who dares to challenge me, Gene. I am the champion, and I will defend my title against all comers."
Bobby Heenan: "And let me tell you, Gene, no one is going to take that title away from Andre. He's the most dominant force in the history of the WWF."
Gene Okerlund: "Well, there you have it, folks. The new WWF Champion and his manager, are ready to take on all challengers. Back to you at ringside."
[the camera goes back to Vince and Jesse]
Vince McMahon: "Well, what a confident pair they are, Jesse. But you know, I have to say, they do have a point. Andre has proven himself to be one of the most dominant wrestlers in the history of the WWF, and with Bobby Heenan by his side, he's practically unstoppable."
Jesse Ventura: "That's right, Vince. Andre is not just a giant in size, he's a giant in talent. He's got the strength, the skill, and the experience to take on anyone who tries to challenge him for that title."
Vince McMahon: "It'll be interesting to see who steps up to face him, Jesse. Whoever it is, they're going to have to bring their A-game if they want to take down the new WWF Champion."
88%
William Steven regal Vs Hillbilly Jim
[The lights in the arena go down as William Regal's entrance music begins to play. A spotlight shines on the entrance ramp as he makes his way out, dressed in his signature robe and carrying a cane. The crowd boos as he makes his way down the ramp.]
Vince McMahon: "Here comes one of the most talented and technically sound wrestlers in the WWF, William Regal!"
Jesse Ventura: "You got that right, Vince. Regal may not be the biggest guy in the locker room, but he's got the skill and the smarts to outmaneuver anyone in that ring."
Vince McMahon: "And you can see the confidence in his stride. Regal knows that he's one of the best in the business, and he's not afraid to show it."
Jesse Ventura: "And let's not forget his ring attire, Vince. The robe, the cane, the whole ensemble just screams 'class'. Regal is a true gentleman and a scholar."
Vince McMahon: "Well, he may be a gentleman outside the ring, Jesse, but once that bell rings, he's all business. And I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of his technical prowess."
[Regal climbs into the ring, removes his robe, and hands it to his corner man. He takes a few moments to stretch and prepare himself for the match ahead.]
Jesse Ventura: "The competition better be on their toes tonight, Vince. William Regal is ready to take on anyone and everyone."
Vince McMahon: "We'll see if he can back up his words in the ring, Jesse. It's going to be an exciting night of action here in the WWF!"
[William Regal is standing in the ring, awaiting his opponent. Suddenly, the sound of a banjo begins to play over the speakers, signalling the arrival of Hillbilly Jim. The crowd begins to cheer as Hillbilly Jim makes his way out, dressed in his traditional overalls and carrying a jug of moonshine.]
Vince McMahon: "And here comes Hillbilly Jim, the good ol' country boy from Mudlick, Kentucky."
Jesse Ventura: "That's right, Vince. Hillbilly Jim may not have the technical skill of Regal, but he's got the strength and the heart to give him a run for his money."
Vince McMahon: "And listen to this crowd, Jesse. They love Hillbilly Jim and his down-home, folksy style."
Jesse Ventura: "Well, I'll give him this, Vince. He may not be the most polished wrestler in the locker room, but he's got a certain charm and charisma that really resonates with the fans."
[Hillbilly Jim climbs into the ring, takes a swig from his jug of moonshine, and begins to square off against William Regal.]
Vince McMahon: "This is going to be an interesting matchup, folks. Two very different styles of wrestling going head-to-head."
Jesse Ventura: "That's right, Vince. It's going to be a battle of brains versus brawn. Let's see who comes out on top."
[The match between William Regal and Hillbilly Jim is underway, and the two wrestlers are evenly matched. Regal relies on his technical skill and knowledge of holds, while Hillbilly Jim uses his brute strength to overpower his opponent.]
Vince McMahon: "It's a clash of styles in the ring tonight, folks. William Regal with his technical prowess, and Hillbilly Jim with his raw power."
Jesse Ventura: "That's right, Vince. And neither of them seems to be gaining the upper hand just yet."
[The match begins to heat up as Hillbilly Jim gains momentum, overpowering Regal with a series of power moves. Regal, desperate to turn the tide, resorts to dirty tactics and begins to use the ropes to choke his opponent.]
Vince McMahon: "Oh my! Regal just used the ropes to choke Hillbilly Jim. That's a blatant violation of the rules!"
Jesse Ventura: "Hey, it's a dog-eat-dog world in the WWF, Vince. Regal will do whatever it takes to win."
[The referee tries to intervene and stop Regal from using the ropes, but Regal continues to cheat, taking advantage of any opportunity he can find. Eventually, he manages to hit Hillbilly Jim with a low blow, causing him to double over in pain.]
Vince McMahon: "This is chaos in the ring, Jesse. Regal is resorting to every dirty trick in the book to try and gain an advantage."
Jesse Ventura: "And it looks like it's paying off, Vince. Hillbilly Jim is down and out, and Regal has the upper hand."
[Regal capitalizes on his advantage and hits Hillbilly Jim with a devastating finishing move, pinning him for the win.]
Vince McMahon: "And there it is, folks. William Regal cheating his way to victory once again."
Jesse Ventura: "Love him or hate him, you can't deny that Regal is a force to be reckoned with in the WWF."
Winner: William Steven Regal
63%
Randy Savage
[The video package begins with a shot of Randy Savage sitting in his living room, surrounded by wrestling memorabilia. He looks serious as he speaks directly to the camera.]
Randy Savage: "World Wrestling Federation, listen up. This is the Macho Man, Randy Savage, and I've got something to say. I've been watching the competition, and I've got my eye on the World Wrestling Federation Championship."
[The camera cuts to footage of the current champion, Andre the Giant, in action. The crowd can be heard chanting his name as he towers over his opponents.]
Randy Savage: "André, I'm coming for you. I know you're the biggest and the strongest, but I'm the Macho Man, and I'm not afraid of anyone."
[The footage switches back to Savage, who is now standing in front of a poster of Andre the Giant.]
Randy Savage: "So this is my challenge to you, Andre. I want a shot at that championship, and I want it on this week's Saturday Night's Main Event. You name the time and the place, and I'll be there, ready to prove that I'm the best in the business."
[The video package ends with a shot of Vince McMahon and Jesse Ventura at ringside, watching the footage.]
Vince McMahon: "Wow, what a challenge from the Macho Man, Randy Savage."
Jesse Ventura: "I have to admit, Vince, I'm impressed. Savage has never been one to back down from a challenge, and it looks like he's got his sights set on the biggest prize in the WWF."
Vince McMahon: "And what a prize it is, Jesse. The World Wrestling Federation Championship is the most coveted title in our industry, and it looks like we could be in for a classic matchup if Savage gets his wish and takes on André."
Jesse Ventura: "It's going to be a battle for the ages, Vince. I can't wait to see what happens on this week's Saturday Night's Main Event."
100%
Bam Bam Bigelow Vs. Honky Tonk Man
[The lights go out, and the arena is plunged into darkness. Suddenly, the opening riff of "Sirius" by The Alan Parsons Project begins to blare through the speakers, and the crowd erupts in excitement.]
Vince McMahon: "Listen to that reaction, Jesse. The crowd is going wild!"
Jesse Ventura: "Of course, they are, Vince. This is the entrance of one of the most dominant forces in the WWF today: Bam Bam Bigelow."
[As the music continues to play, flames shoot up from the stage, and a figure emerges from the smoke. It's Bam Bam Bigelow, clad in his signature black and orange singlet. The crowd roars as he makes his way to the ring, strutting confidently and flexing his muscles.]
Vince McMahon: "Bam Bam Bigelow is an imposing figure, Jesse. He's one of the biggest and most athletic wrestlers in the WWF today."
Jesse Ventura: "And he's got a mean streak a mile wide, Vince. You do not want to get on the wrong side of Bam Bam Bigelow."
[As Bam Bam enters the ring, the music fades out, and the crowd continues to cheer. He paces back and forth, sizing up his opponent and looking ready for a fight.]
Vince McMahon: "You can feel the intensity in the air, Jesse. Bam Bam Bigelow is ready to take on all comers."
Jesse Ventura: "And I wouldn't want to be the one standing in his way, Vince. Bam Bam is a force to be reckoned with, and he's not afraid to take down anyone who stands in his path."
[As Bam Bam Bigelow finishes his entrance, the music shifts to a more old-fashioned tune. The crowd starts to boo as Honky Tonk Man emerges from the entrance, strumming his guitar and wearing a flashy jumpsuit.]
Jesse Ventura: "Ugh, here comes Honky Tonk Man, Vince. This guy is the definition of a sleazy, opportunistic heel."
Vince McMahon: "But you can't deny his success, Jesse. Honky Tonk Man has one of the most calculating moves the superstars have in the WWF."
[As Honky Tonk Man makes his way to the ring, he continues to play his guitar, taunting the crowd and posing for the cameras. The fans boo him loudly and throw trash at him.]
Jesse Ventura: "You can see that the fans here in the arena have no love for Honky Tonk Man. But he doesn't care, Vince. All he cares about is winning and holding onto his precious guitar."
Vince McMahon: "But he's got his work cut out for him tonight, Jesse. Bam Bam Bigelow is a force to be reckoned with, and Honky Tonk Man is going to have to be at his absolute best if he wants to come out on top."
[As Honky Tonk Man enters the ring, he puts down his guitar and starts to taunt Bam Bam Bigelow. Bam Bam stares him down, ready for the fight. The match begins with Honky Tonk Man trying to use his speed and agility to avoid Bam Bam Bigelow's power. He ducks and weaves around the ring, using every dirty trick in the book to keep Bam Bam off balance.]
Jesse Ventura: "Look at Honky Tonk Man go, Vince. He's using his quickness and smarts to stay one step ahead of the big man."
Vince McMahon: "But you can only avoid Bam Bam's power for so long, Jesse. Sooner or later, he's going to catch up to Honky Tonk Man, and when he does, it's going to be trouble."
[As the match wears on, Bam Bigelow gains the upper hand. He powers Honky Tonk Man around the ring, using his size and strength to control the pace of the match.]
Jesse Ventura: "Bam Bam is starting to assert himself, Vince. Honky Tonk Man's tricks can only take him so far."
Vince McMahon: "But you can never count Honky Tonk Man out, Jesse. He's a crafty veteran who knows every dirty trick in the book."
[Just when it looks like Honky Tonk Man might be able to turn the tide, Bam Bam Bigelow surprises him with a stunning move. He ascends to the top turnbuckle and does a moonsault, landing perfectly on Honky Tonk Man and pinning him for the three-count.]
Jesse Ventura: "Oh my goodness, Vince! Did you see that? Bam Bam just did a moonsault! What an incredible move!"
Vince McMahon: "Unbelievable, Jesse! Bam Bam Bigelow has just cemented his reputation as one of the most dominant superstars in the WWF today!"
[Bam Bam Bigelow stands victorious in the ring, celebrating with the crowd as Honky Tonk Man lies motionless on the mat.]
Winner: Bam Bam Bigelow
84%
Andre the Giant
[The arena goes pitch black as the crowd waits in anticipation. Suddenly, the sound of a single trumpet blares out, followed by a slow, lumbering beat. The crowd explodes with loud boos as the spotlight shines on the entrance.]
Vince McMahon: "Listen to this hatred, Jesse! The WWF champion, Andre the Giant, is about to make his way to the ring!"
Jesse Ventura: "That's right, Vince. This man is an absolute legend. He's the biggest, the strongest, and the most dominant superstar in the history of the sport."
[As the music continues, the crowd watches in awe as Andre the Giant steps out from behind the curtain. He stands over seven feet tall and weighs more than 500 pounds, dwarfing everyone around him. He slowly makes his way to the ring, his massive size and imposing figure intimidating even the bravest of opponents. The camera cuts to vince and Jesse.]
Vince McMahon: "I don't think there's ever been a more intimidating presence in the ring than Andre the Giant. His sheer size and strength are awe-inspiring."
Jesse Ventura: "And don't forget, Vince, he's also reigning and defending WWF champion. No one has been able to take him down yet, and I don't see that changing any time soon."
[The camera cuts back to Andre the Giant in the middle of the ring, holding the WWF championship belt over his massive shoulder. The crowd is buzzing with anticipation as Andre begins to speak.]
Andre the Giant: "So, the Macho Man Randy Savage wants a shot at my title, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Macho Man. You're barking up the wrong tree."
[The crowd starts to boo loudly as Andre's arrogant tone becomes more apparent.]
Andre the Giant: "I'm the biggest, the strongest, and the most dominant superstar in the history of the WWF. I've crushed every opponent that's stepped into the ring with me, and I'm not about to let you take what's rightfully mine."
[The boos get louder as Andre continues to speak.]
Andre the Giant: "But since you seem so eager to get in the ring with me, I'll accept your challenge. And I'll put my title on the line, just to show you how little I'm worried about losing it."
[The crowd's reaction intensifies as Andre grins wickedly, his confidence in his abilities showing through.]
Andre the Giant: "So, Macho Man, you want a shot at the title? You've got it. But let me warn you, it's not going to be pretty. When I'm done with you, you'll wish you'd never even thought about challenging the great Andre the Giant."
[Andre drops the microphone and raises the championship belt high above his head as the crowd boos him relentlessly. The stage is set for an epic showdown between two of the greatest superstars in the history of the WWF.]
Vince McMahon: "Wow, what a challenge this is going to be for Randy Savage, WWF Champion, Andre the Giant! has officially made it to the top of the mountain and has his sights set on taking down the Giant. Jesse, this is going to be one for the ages!"
Jesse Ventura: "You're absolutely right, Vince. Andre has dominated every opponent that's come his way, but the Macho Man is a different kind of animal. He's fast, he's agile, and he's got a mean streak a mile wide. I can't wait to see these two titans clash in the ring."
Vince McMahon: "And what a match it's going to be, Jesse. The world will be watching as these two legends face off for the WWF Championship. It's going to be the main event of Saturday Night's Main Event, and I for one can't wait to see what happens."
96%
Main Event - Hulk Hogan Vs Ted DiBiase
[The arena lights dim and the crowd roars with anticipation. Suddenly, "Real American" blares through the speakers and the fans explode as Hulk Hogan makes his way down the ramp, flexing his massive arms and posing for the crowd.]
Vince McMahon: "Listen to this ovation, Jesse! the fans are on their feet!"
Jesse Ventura: "That's right, Vince. Hulkamania is alive and well, and the fans here are showing their love for the Hulkster!"
[Hogan steps into the ring and continues to pose for the crowd, soaking in the cheers and adoration.]
Vince McMahon: "You can just feel the energy in this arena, Jesse. Hogan is firing up the fans as only he can."
Jesse Ventura: "That's because Hogan is more than just a wrestler, Vince. He's a symbol of hope, of strength, of never giving up no matter what. And that's why the fans love him."
[The lights in the arena dim, and a hush falls over the crowd. The sound of money being counted can be heard over the speakers, and the crowd begins to boo as "Money, Money, Money" by Jimmy Hart and J.J. Maguire blares through the speakers.]
Vince McMahon: "Here comes the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase. This man is one of the most detestable, greedy, and ruthless individuals I've ever seen."
Jesse Ventura: "And you've seen a lot of them, Vince! But there's no denying that Ted DiBiase is a skilled competitor and a smart businessman. He knows how to get what he wants and is not afraid to do whatever it takes to get it."
[DiBiase walks down the ramp with his signature smug look, clutching his diamond-encrusted Million Dollar Championship belt. He taunts the crowd and waves his money around as he makes his way into the ring.]
Vince McMahon: "This guy makes my skin crawl, Jesse. He's all about the money, and he'll do anything to get it."
Jesse Ventura: "That's right, Vince. DiBiase is a master of manipulation, and he knows how to use his wealth to get what he wants. But let's not forget, he's also a skilled wrestler, and he's not afraid to get physical in that ring."
[DiBiase enters the ring and continues to taunt the crowd, basking in their boos and jeers. The bell rings and Hogan charges towards DiBiase, tackling him to the mat and unleashing a flurry of punches. The crowd erupts in cheers as Hogan dominates the early part of the match.]
Vince McMahon: "Hogan is fired up, Jesse! He's taking it to DiBiase as he owes him money!"
Jesse Ventura: "Haha, good one, Vince. But don't count DiBiase out yet. He's a tough competitor, and he knows how to turn the tables when you least expect it."
[Hogan continues to pummel DiBiase with punches, and then delivers a big boot to his face, followed by a leg drop. He covers DiBiase for the pin and the crowd counts along as the referee counts to three.]
Vince McMahon: "It's over! Hogan has defeated DiBiase!"
Jesse Ventura: "But let's not forget, Hogan may have won the battle, but Andre the Giant is still the World Wrestling Federation Champion. Hogan may have his sights set on that title, but he's got a big giant standing in his way."
[Hogan celebrates in the ring as the crowd chants his name, but the camera pans to Andre the Giant, who is watching from the backstage area with a scowl on his face.]
Vince McMahon: "There you have it, folks. Hulk Hogan with an impressive victory over Ted DiBiase. But can he take down the Eighth Wonder of the World and become the new WWF Champion? We'll find out soon enough."
Winner: Hulk Hogan
93%