Wednesday Week 1 January 2020
USPW American Wrestling
I'll Take It Under Advisement
Rich Money comes down to the ring to start 2020. Money talks about beating Running Wolf last Saturday night without any help from anyone. Money reminds the fans that he is the best because he is the USPW World Champion and he has the most money and best stock outlook of any professional wrestler. He says that he is absolutely priceless. Then, he is interrupted by a video showing just what happened at Made In America, where The Business helped Money win the match. When the video is over, Running Wolf comes out from the back and enters the ring. Running Wolf says that anyone can see that Money had help last Saturday night. Running Wolf says he deserves a rematch. Money says he'll take it under advisement. Running Wolf responds by lifting Money on his shoulders and dropping him with the Wolf Tamer. Running Wolf yells at Money to take that under advisement, celebrating in the ring before exiting out and high fiving the fans.
Match #1
Trent Shaffer vs. Enygma
In a bout that had good heat and decent wrestling, Trent Shaffer(68) defeated Enygma(60) in 10:46 by pinfall with a Heart Burn(Lung Blower).
Trent Shaffer p. Enygma =72
Bulldozer Is Here
Trent Shaffer slides out of the ring and quickly backs up the aisle. He backs up right into Bulldozer Brandon Smith. Shaffer pauses as though he is hoping he doesn't feel anything there behind him. Shaffer slowly turns around and Bulldozer throws a punch immediately. The two men begin exchanging blows before Bulldozer rams Shaffer into the barricade. Smith takes down Shaffer with a side belly to belly suplex and begins throwing punches. Officials rush out to break things up between the two.
A Volleyball?
Backstage, Andre Jones is heard talking to someone that cannot be seen. He hypes his match with Mick Muscles and says he cannot wait to be with her again. He talks about how beautiful that 'she' is and that 'she' is the reason he is able to do the things he does. The camera goes inside to reveal that Jones is talking to a volleyball. Jones grabs the volleyball and heads out to the ring.
Match #2
Mick Muscles vs. Andre Jones
In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Andre Jones(57) defeated Mick Muscles(49) in 7:52 by pinfall with a Forward Russian Legsweep.
Andre Jones p. Mick Muscles =58
Cage And Zeus
Backstage, Roger Cage is shown walking. He gets approached by Zeus, who talks about the fact that he got disqualified at Made In America. Zeus says that official was against him and was not a worshipper. Zeus wants a rematch at Stars, Stripes And Slams. Cage agrees to the rematch but says that his worshippers need to be away from ringside, just one on one. Zeus agrees but punches Cage, knocking him down before walking away.
Match #3
Winner Moves On To Triple Threat Match For USPW Women's Title At Stars, Stripes And Slams
Jillian Jarvis vs. Tiffany Jade vs. Miss American Pie vs. Pariah
In a decent match, Tiffany Jade(65) defeated Jillian Jarvis(52), Pariah(62) and Miss American Pie(47) in 13:52 when Tiffany Jade pinned Jillian Jarvis with a Green Destiny(Fisherman's Suplex).
Tiffany Jade p. Jillian Jarvis, Pariah and Miss American Pie =65
Hour #2
New Authority Figure
Danny Jillefski and Rich Money are shown backstage in an office area. Jillefski is seated behind a large desk. Jillefski informs Money that he is the new interim authority figure for USPW. Money says he is the power right now because he has the USPW World title. Jillefski says about that, he is booking Rich Money to face the man he defeated at Made In America, Running Wolf, at Stars, Stripes And Slams for the USPW World title. In order to ensure that The Business does not interfere, this match will take place inside a steel cage where pinfalls, submissions and escaping the cage are ways to win. Money starts to protest but Jillefski adds that, next week, Money will face a former USPW World Champion, Enygma, in a one on one non title match. Money's mouth opens and closes like a fish before Jillefski sends Money out of the office.
The Dark Destroyer Versus Hawkeye
Steve Frehley comes down to the ring. He hypes his match tonight with Nicky Champion, promising that Champion will receive a beating tonight the likes of which he's never had before. Frehley reminds everyone that the millions and millions of his fans will be chanting his name by the end of the night. A small Frehley chant does break out through the crowd. The chant is interrupted by Nicky Champion, who joins Frehley in the ring. Champion says that Frehley is a big star. He absolutely deserves to have his fans chanting his name. But at the end of the night it will be Nicky Champion deciding the stipulation because Champion is more than just a name. The two go face to face and the ring fills with security and officials. The two men are kept apart and brought to the back separately.
Match #4
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Kirk Jameson vs. Casey Valentine
In a decent match, Casey Valentine(67) defeated Kirk Jameson(48) in 7:31 by pinfall with a Deep Impact(Double Arm DDT).
Casey Valentine p. Kirk Jameson =68
Jacksonville
Jack Jackson had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Greg Black. Jackson says all the incels in the crowd need to keep their mouth shut and 'let me talk to ya.' Jackson says that the entire wrestling world has been waiting for him to step up and show all the dummies in the crowd his talent. He says that begins tonight because when Jacksonville steps into the ring it's going to be something special to see. He says it doesn't matter who his opponent is because he can elevate anyone in the ring and that includes Greg Black. He says that, tonight, Black is going to feel the Implant DDT. And that's not an insult, that's a fact of life. Jackson turns and walks off as we go elsewhere.
Triumverate
Backstage, Alicia Strong is standing by with The Muscle Monsters. Strong begins by reminding everyone that she is Pro Wrestling's Princess and the best wrestler in the business whether that's male or female. Strong talks about their feud with Sara Marie and Melody. She warns the two women not to mess with The Triumverate or they will bury them in the ground. Strong issues a challenge for Melody to face her next week on American Wrestling. Though, she says she's sure that Melody will say no because she's a coward. Strong finishes by saying that once the Triumverate are together, they are dominant. Glorious Gloria and Juliette King pose behind Strong before we go to the ring.
Match #5
Jack Jackson vs. Greg Black
In a terrible match, Jack Jackson(31) defeated Greg Black(52) in 6:02 by pinfall with an Implant DDT.
Jack Jackson p. Greg Black =49
Don't Mess With Texas
The Texas Express are interviewed by Lionel Greenwood. Greenwood asks them about their feud with The Cold Warriors. Turk Trenneman says that they need to get The Cold Warriors in the ring and not just outside the ring or backstage. Cooper Christie challenges The Cold Warriors to a match at Stars, Stripes And Slams. He says that the winner gets their flag raised all night. Trenneman says it's going to be the stars and bars and God bless the USA. A yeehaw is thrown in there before we go to the ring.
Match #6
Winner Chooses Stipulation For Their Stars, Stripes And Slams Match
Steve Frehley vs. Nicky Champion
In an exceptional match, Nicky Champion(89) defeated Steve Frehley(83) in 10:04 when Steve Frehley intentionally got disqualified for using a chair.
Nicky Champion d. Steve Frehley =85
Dark Destruction
The match is over and Steve Frehley continues to beat Nicky Champion down with the chair. He goes out of the ring and reaches beneath, pulling out a long leather strap. Frehley slides back in the ring and ties Champion's hands with the strap before hitting him in the head with an unprotected chair shot. Frehley drops the chair and slides out of the ring, pulling out a table. He slides the table in the ring and sets it up before dropping Champion through the table with a Frehley's Comet. Frehley stands over Champion's broken body in the ring as the show comes to a close.
