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Post by Folieadeux on Feb 22, 2024 22:11:36 GMT 1
05/02/2011: RAW: the Big Show defeated Mason Griffiths
05/02/2011: RAW: Kofi Kingston won by last eliminating Bryan Danielson
05/02/2011: RAW: Wade Barrett (c) defeated Rey Mysterio to retain the WWE Intercontinental Championship
 RAW - American Airlines Arena - Miami, Florida - May 05, 2011
 The 2011 Draft opened off in the middle of a huge 20 Man Inter-promotional Battle Royal between Team RAW vs Team SmackDown!. The winning brand would get the first draft pick and it was won by Team SmackDown!'s Kofi Kingston after he eliminated Team RAW's Bryan Danielson. The first draft pick was announced and it was BRYAN DANIELSON himself!! After that match was see the former WWE Champion the Miz being interviewed by Todd Grisham. Grisham said that it doesnt matter where the Miz ends up at if he goes to SmackDown! or stays on RAW, he's going to once again become champion and he is the most AWESOME draft pick. We then see Ron Killings coming out and cut a heel promo on John Morrison. Killings said that he's sick and tired of being the clown that people love and all the WWE Universe sees him for is to come out here and dance around and rap. Killings said he is a former World Champion and he's ready to do whatever he has to do to once again become a champion. John Morrison comes out to try and talk some sense into Killings but Killings attacked Morrison and the two brawled to the backstage area. We see Awesome Kong come out and challenge Layla El to a match. Awesome Kong said that she signed to the RAW brand and that Layla El is from SmackDown! and the winner of this match will get the next draft pick. Just like she did 24 hours earlier to Layla El's former tag team partner, Kong hit Layla El with the Implant Buster to give RAW the draft pick and REY MYSTERIO has been drafted to RAW. After this match another match was set between SmackDown's Cody Rhodes and RAW's Sheamus. After Sheamus became distracted by Dolph Ziggler, Cody Rhodes rolled up Sheamus for the pin and to give SmackDown! the next draft pick and that is RANDY ORTON. the World Tag Team Champion Kane came before he was interrupted by CM Punk and Mason Griffiths. Punk said that he's tired of seeing a freak show team like the Big Show and Kane as World Tag Team Champions and challenged the champions to a match at Over the Limit. Kane who is representing RAW will take on Dolph Ziggler who is representing SmackDown!. With help from Mason Griffiths, Dolph Ziggler defeated Kane to give SmackDown! two draft picks and those were MARK HENRY and MISTICIO. the Big Show got in the ring and attempted to attack Punk but Mason Griffiths stopped the Big Show. DING DING. The Anonymous RAW GM made a match right there between the Big Show representing RAW and Mason Griffiths representing SmackDown!. the Big Show won the match and gave RAW the draft pick and that is ALBERTO DEL RIO and RICARDO RODRIQUEZ. The main event was RAW's Rey Mysterio taking on SmackDown's! Wade Barrett for Barrett's WWE Intercontinental Championship. Barrett retained the match and gave SmackDown! the final two televised draft picks and those were and THE GREAT KHALI and SHEAMUS. After the final match a celebration for the Rock's birthday was held with interviews from celebrities Dan Marino, Dwayne Wade, Lebron James, Ludacris, Paul Walker, Steve Carrell, Tyler Perry. Vince McMahon then came out and wished Rock a very Happy Birthday and showed clips of the Rock's life, football career and his legendary wrestling career.
 Team RAW vs Team SmackDown! battle it out for draft picks in the annual WWE Draft. |
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Post by Folieadeux on Feb 25, 2024 22:51:42 GMT 1
05/04/2011: NXT: Chavo Guerrero defeated Darren Young 05/04/2011: NXT: Jon Lucky Cannon defeated Konnor O'Brian 05/04/2011: NXT: Ethan Guerrero III (c) defeated William Regal to retain the NXT Championship 05/06/2011: SmackDown!: Mistico defeated Theo DiBiase 05/06/2011: SmackDown!: Sheamus (c) defeated Bryan Danielson to retain the WWE United States Championship 05/06/2011: SmackDown!: Christian (c) defeated Randy Orton to retain the World Heavyweight Championship 05/09/2011: RAW: Kane defeated Mason Griffiths 05/09/2011: RAW: Dolph Ziggler defeated Kofi Kingston and Jack Swagger to become No. 1 Contender for the WWE United States Championship 05/09/2011: RAW: the Miz defeated Alberto Del Rio and Rey Mysterio to become No. 1 Contender for the WWE Championship. 05/11/2011: NXT: Byron Saxton defeated Konnor O'Brian 05/11/2011: NXT: Chris Masters defeated Drew McIntyre 05/11/2011: NXT: Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks (c) defeated Darren Young and Titus O'Neil to retain the NXT Tag Team Championship 05/13/2011: SmackDown!: Cody Rhodes defeated Theo DiBiase 05/13/2011: SmackDown!: the Big Show, Kane and Rycklon Stephens defeated Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel and Wade Barrett 05/13/2011: SmackDown!: Christian and Randy Orton defeated Mark Henry and Sheamus
SmackDown! - Bridgestone Arena - Nashville, Tennessee - May 13, 2011
CHRISTIAN HOSTS THE PEEP SHOW WITH GUEST RANDY ORTON
the World Heavyweight Champion Christian came out and talked about Randy Orton becoming the No. 1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship. Christian said that theres been alot of controversy lately about his championship reign and he's not happy to hear about it. Christian said that he respects all the fans opinions but he wouldve been World Heavyweight Champion if Edge didnt retire. Christian said the Peeps arent happy to hear the doubts about Christian's title reign and will prove to everybody that he is the rightful champion when he defeats his guest (Randy Orton) at Over the Limit. Christian said he's excited to interview his next guest and out comes Randy Orton. Christian says he's cool with Randy Orton and wanted to congratulate Orton. Christian told Orton that's excited about the match. Christian said he's 100% prepared to beat Randy Orton and walk out of OTL with no doubts on his mind that he is champion. Randy Orton says he knows what it's like to be in somebody's shadow and how hard it is to escape it. Orton says Christian and Edge are one of the greatest tag team of all time and he also has been tag team champions with Edge but Orton said theres no doubt that if it was Edge or Christian, Randy Orton will become World Heavyweight Champion. All of a sudden the WWE United States Champion Sheamus comes out, Sheamus said the WWE Universe knows that neither Christian or Orton should be WHC and Sheamus will be the one to become both the US and WHC eventually and is ready to fight them tonight. All of a sudden the Worlds Strongest Man Mark Henry came out and told Sheamus to pop his breaks and that he's ready to break up this love fest and it's time that he gets the respect he deserves and become World Heavyweight Champion. All of a sudden the SmackDown! GM comes out with a huge announcement. Theodore Long says that tonight the main event will be a tag team match between Christian and Randy Orton vs Mark Henry and Sheamus. Long says that if Christian and Orton wins than the World Heavyweight Championship match at Over the Limit will stay the same and if Mark Henry and Sheamus win than it will be a triple threat match between Christian vs Mark Henry vs Sheamus. The four men then brawl before security comes and breaks up the superstars. Later in the tag team match main event, Christian hit Sheamus with a Killswitch and got the pin. The referee then raised the hands of both Christian and Randy Orton before Orton struck and hit Christian with a RKO.
 Christian and Randy Orton battled together before their World Heavyweight Championship match at Over the Limit. |
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Post by Folieadeux on Mar 1, 2024 21:29:33 GMT 1
05/16/2011: RAW: CM Punk defeated Kofi Kingston 05/16/2011: RAW: David Otunga and Joe Henning defeated Kane and the Big Show in a nontitle match. 05/16/2011: RAW: John Cena defeated AC Riley in a No Holds Barred nontitle match.
RAW - AT&T Center - San Antonio, Texas - May 16, 2011
STIPULATION FOR WWE CHAMPIONSHIP AT OVER THE LIMIT
WWE Champion John Cena comes out and attempts to talk to the San Antonio crowd. All of a sudden AC Riley comes out and interrupts the champion who shows Cena a video on the titantron. It shows the Miz attacking and beating Cena down throughout their bitter feud. Cena was not impressed but before Cena can say something he is once again interrupted by his challenger on Sunday, the Miz. the Miz came out and said that he's going to make John Cena "quit" this Sunday at Over the Limit. Riley has said that the Miz will never say those words and Cena finally got to speak and said that both the Miz and Riley are stupid and useless. Cena mocked the Miz and Riley and said that they look like they are on their way to a Jonas Brothers concert. Cena said that went the Miz was the WWE Champion he was a laughing stock of the company and nobody respected him. Cena says that he sees fear in the Miz's eyes and the Miz has never went the distance Cena has. Cena said at Over the Limit the Miz is going to say those words I QUIT. DING DING! The Anonymous RAW GM comes out and Michael Cole reads an email. Coles says the GM announces that Cena is allowed to chose the I QUIT stipulation at Over the Limit but as long as Cena wins a match against AC Riley in a NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH. Later in the main event AC Riley and the Miz come out to face John Cena. Cena beats Riley down with a lead pipe and puts Riley in the STFU with the lead pipe across Riley's face forcing Riley to tap out. Cena gets on the microphone and says that at Over the Limit the Miz is going to say "IM THE MIZ AND I QUIT!!" making the I QUIT match official for the WWE Championship match at Over the Limit.
 the Anonymous RAW General Manager announced that if Cena can win against AC Riley tonight then Cena can pick the stipulation to Over the Limit. Cena submitted Riley and announced that at Over the Limit John Cena and the Miz will compete in an I QUIT match for the WWE Championship |
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Post by Folieadeux on Mar 1, 2024 22:03:45 GMT 1
BREAKING NEWS - Seminole, Florida - May 20, 2011
RANDY "MACHO MAN" SAVAGE DIES IN CAR CRASH
It is with heavy heart to announce that the former WWE Champion and one of the greatest professional wrestlers in the 80s, Randy "Macho Man" Savage (real name Randy Poffo) has passed away after being in a car crash in Seminole, Florida earlier today. Savage was a larger-than-life personalities in every promotion he worked for and helped launch the WWE into mainstream madness. Savage also dabbled in film with appearances in the 2002 Spider-Man film as "Bonesaw" McGraw and has done voiceover in many films. Savage was also known as a corporate pitchman most famously known for his work with Slim Jim. Randy Savage will be missed by all the WWE Universe and his legacy will continue forever. Tomorrow's Over the Limit PPV is dedicated to the memory of the Macho Man.
Randy Savage along with his wife at a movie premier in 2009. Savage passed away earlier today in a car crash in Florida.
(I hate doing morbid shit like this, I didnt do it with Eddie or even Benoit) |
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Post by Folieadeux on Mar 1, 2024 22:27:38 GMT 1
05/17/2011: NXT: Yoshitatsu defeated Byron Saxton 05/17/2011: NXT: Drew McIntyre defeated Evan Bourne 05/17/2011: NXT: Ethan Guerrero III (c) defeated JTG to retain the NXT Championship 05/20/2011: SmackDown!: Christian defeated Sheamus 05/20/2011: SmackDown!: Randy Orton defeated Mark Henry 05/20/2011: SmackDown!: the Big Show, Kane and Rycklon Stephens defeated Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel and Wade Barrett
05/22/2011: Kaval was released from World Wrestling Entertainment
Randy "Macho Man Savage" Poffo
November 15, 1952 - May 20, 2011  "The cream always rises to the top!"
Over the Limit - KeyArena - Seattle, Washington - May 22, 2011
Mistico defeated Chavo Guerrero
Rey Mysterio defeated Ron Killings
Bryan Danielson defeated Drew McIntyre
KISS MY FOOT MATCH: Michael Cole defeated Jerry Lawler
WWE Womens Championship bout: Awesome Kong defeated Eve Torres (c)
WWE Intercontinental Championship bout: Wade Barrett (c) defeated Rycklon Stephens
World Tag Team Championship bout: the Big Show and Kane (c) defeated CM Punk and Mason Griffiths World Heavyweight Championship bout: Christian (c) defeated Randy Orton "I QUIT" MATCH: WWE Championship bout: John Cena (c) defeated the Miz  Awesome Kong has made quite an impact since her debut and has captured the WWE Womens Championship after defeating champion Eve Torres.  After a hard fought battle, Christian defeated Randy Orton to retain the World Heavyweight Championship. After the match Christian attacked Orton and hit the Viper with an Unprettier.  Even with AC Riley helping the Miz, the WWE Champion John Cena refused to say I QUIT and finally got the upperhand on the duo taking out AC Riley and forcing the Miz to say I QUIT with a STFU on the stage to retain the WWE Championship. |
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Post by Folieadeux on Mar 4, 2024 4:16:57 GMT 1
05/23/2011: RAW: Jack Swagger defeated Evan Bourne 05/23/2011: RAW: Kofi Kingston defeated Drew McIntyre 05/23/2011: RAW: Ron Killings defeated John Morrison to become the No. 1 Contender for the WWE Championship
RAW - Rose Garden - Portland, Oregon - May 23, 2011
THE MIZ FIRES RILEY; KILLINGS BECOMES NO. 1 CONTENDER
A defeated Miz comes out alongside AC Riley. the Miz is upset that he lost his WWE Championship match against John Cena last night at Over the Limit. the Miz said that he's stayed up all night and found out the reason why he's losing and the Miz said that its all AC Riley's fault. the Miz blamed Riley for his loss at WrestleMania, his loss at Extreme Rules and his loss last night at Over the Limit. the Miz demanded that Riley apologize for causing the Miz to be on his recent losing streak. the Miz said that he should be WWE Champion right now and Riley is the one holding him back. Riley got on the mic and said that he's done everything that the Miz has wanted him to do and the only person to blame for the Miz's losses is the Miz himself. the Miz said that Riley is a worthless waste of space. Riley started to speak before the Miz told Riley to shut his mouth. the Miz reminded Riley that Riley is nothing without the Miz and said the Miz FIRED AC Riley before smacking Riley in the face. Riley got on the microphone and said that he's going to do what the Miz does best and tells the Miz that "you cant fire me, I QUIT" and started attacking the Miz. The two brawled along ringside before personnel separated the two former friends.
the Miz blamed AC Riley for his past failures and has fired Riley from being the Miz's assistant before brawling with his former friend.
Later in the night the WWE Champion John Cena came out to talk about his win against the Miz at Over the Limit. Cena was interrupted by Ron Killings who came out and talked about his wrestling career and how he's never gotten a WWE Championship shot. Killings said he's next in line for a WWE Championship match. Killing said that he used to come out here and dance with the fans and that's gotten him nowhere and he's tired of putting smiles on these peoples faces. Killings said he wants one thing, to take out John Cena and to show everybody that the Truth Will Set You Free. Cena said that if Killings wants a shot, than he's got to earn a shot. Cena said he cant believe Killings can be this crazy and that they thought they were cool. Killings said Cena isnt cool and this is a new Killings. Truth said that he's sick of everything being about John Cena before Cena said everything is about the people. Truth said he wants to be clear, he's never liked Cena and he's wants to be WWE Champion. Killings said he doesnt care about these people d how they feel. Killings said the only thing that feels right is Killings becoming the new WWE Champion. Cena said that if he has to he will knock some sense into Killings. DING DING. The Anonymous GM sent an email that read that if Killings wants a WWE Championship shot than he will have to earn one and will face John Morrison in a match tonight and the winner will face John Cena for the WWE Championship at Capitol Punishment. In the main event, Killings defeated Morrison and after the win a new attitude Killings went into the crowd and had an interaction with a child fan when Truth ripped up the young fans Cena headband.
 Ron Killings confronted WWE Champion John Cena and challenged him to a match at Capitol Punishment. |
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Post by Folieadeux on Mar 4, 2024 5:09:55 GMT 1
05/25/2011: NXT: Konnor O'Brian defeated JTG 05/25/2011: NXT: Jon Lucky Cannon and TJ Wilson defeated Byron Saxton and Yoshitatsu 05/25/2011: NXT: Santino Marella defeated Zack Ryder to become the No. Contender for the NXT Championship 05/27/2011: SmackDown!: Mistico defeated Chavo Guerrero 05/27/2011: SmackDown!: Rycklon Stephens defeated Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel 05/27/2011: SmackDown!: Mark Henry defeated Randy Orton and Sheamus to become the No. 1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship (will face Christian at Capitol Punishment) 05/30/2011: RAW: Rey Mysterio defeated Mason Griffiths 05/30/2011: RAW: Evan Bourne defeated Jack Swagger 05/30/2011: RAW: Dolph Ziggler defeated Kofi Kingston to become the No. 1 Contender for the WWE United States Championship 06/01/2011: NXT: Gail Kim defeated Melina 06/01/2011: NXT: TJ Wilson defeated Trent Barreta 06/01/2011: NXT: Darren Young and Titus O'Neil defeated Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks (c) to win the NXT Tag Team Championship 06/03/2011: SmackDown!: Jinder Mahal (making his WWE debut) defeated Yoshitatsu 06/03/2011: SmackDown!: Bryan Danielson defeated Theo DiBiase 06/03/2011: SmackDown!: Randy Orton defeated Sheamus (will be added to the World Heavyweight Championship match at Capitol Punishment) 06/06/2011: RAW: Kofi Kingston defeated Zack Ryder 06/06/2011: RAW: Beth Phoenix and Kelly Kelly defeated Brie Bella and Nikki Bella 06/06/2011: RAW: the Miz and Ron Killings defeated AC Riley and John Cena
RAW - Richmond Coliseum - Richmond, Virginia - June 06, 2011
THE TOUGH ENOUGH WINNER IS ANNOUNCED
RAW opens with Stone Cold Steve Austin making a huge announcement. SCSA said that tonight he will reveal the winner of the newest season of Tough Enough. For the last few months contestants have fought to be named the next WWE superstar and it has come down to two men, Andy Leavine and Luke Robinson. SCSA brought out the coaches and the finalists and announced that he will not be making the final decision but this man. All of a sudden the Chairman Vince McMahon came out to the ring and interrogated the final two. McMahon said that he's watched them every week and has talked to Stone Cold Steve Austin and has decided that the winner of Tough Enough is...ANDY LEAVINE. McMahon congratulated Robinson for a getting this far and told Leavine that his lifelong dream has come true but he's going to have to prove that he can hang in the WWE and announced that he will face McMahon's hand picked opponent for Leavine at Capitol Punishment. SCSA got on the microphone and said that he has a tradition that he gives to all WWE superstars and Austin gives Andy a huge Stone Cold Stunner. Austin welcomed Leavine with a beer bath before shaking the newest WWE superstars hand after Leavine regained consciousness.
 the finalist of Tough Enough season five has come down to the live final with Andy Leavine (right) being named the newest WWE superstar. |
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Post by Folieadeux on Mar 4, 2024 5:54:18 GMT 1
06/08/2011: NXT: Yoshitatsu defeated JTG 06/08/2011: NXT: Maryse and Melina defeated Eve Torres and Gail Kim 06/08/2011: NXT: Tamina defeated Brie Bella (c) to win the NXT Womens Championship 06/10/2011: SmackDown!: Jinder Mahal defeated Trent Barreta 06/10/2011: SmackDown!: Bryan Danielson and Mistico defeated Cody Rhodes and Theo DiBiase 06/10/2011: SmackDown!: Jey Fatu, Jimmy Fatu and Rycklon Stephens defeated Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel and Wade Barrett
SmackDown! - Civic Center - Roanoke, Virginia - June 10, 2011
CHRISTIAN ANNOUNCES STIPULATION FOR TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
World Heavyweight Champion Christian came out to the ring to talk to Michael Cole. Christian said that next Sunday he's going to defend his World Heavyweight Championship against both Mark Henry and Randy Orton and that is not an easy thing to do. Christian said that he's going to have to do it all by himself because he cant trust his peeps. Christian said he's tired of having to prove himself that he's the greatest World Heavyweight Champion and after Sunday there will be no doubt and that he wishes all his former Peeps will sit there and watch and pout on the internet. Christian said that he talked to Theodore Long and have agreed that Christian gets to pick the stipulation since he's going into this title defense with his back against the wall. Christian turned to Michael Cole and said that Cole has always been a #1 Peep and has always had Christian's back and his one of the only ones that realizes that Christian is the most dominate World Heavyweight Champion of all time. Christian offers Cole the spot of being the Special Guest Referee at Capitol Punishment which Cole accepts and the two embrace.
 Christian announced that "his number one Peep" Michael Cole will be the Special Guest Referee for his World Heavyweight Championship triple threat match against Mark Henry and Randy Orton. |
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Post by Folieadeux on Mar 4, 2024 7:24:35 GMT 1
06/13/2011: RAW: Rowdy Roddy Piper defeated the Miz 06/13/2011: RAW: Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston defeated Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger 06/13/2011: RAW: Cody Rhodes, Theo DiBiase and Wade Barrett defeated Bryan Danielson, Mistico and Rycklon Stephens 06/15/2011: NXT: Zack Ryder defeated Primo Colon 06/15/2011: NXT: Yoshitatsu defeated Chavo Guerrero 06/15/2011: NXT: Drew McIntyre defeated Vladimir Kozlov 06/17/2011: SmackDown!: Alicia Fox, Rosa Mendes and Tamina defeated AJ Lee, Kaitlyn and Natalya 06/17/2011: SmackDown!: Jey Fatu and Jimmy Fatu defeated Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel 06/17/2011: SmackDown!: Bryan Danielson, Mistico and Rycklon Stephens defeated Cody Rhodes, Theo DiBiase and Wade Barrett (that referee was trying to f*** on me!!) 06/18/2011: Chavo Guerrero and Michael Tarver are released from World Wrestling Entertainment
Capitol Punishment - Verizon Center - Washington, D.C. - June 19, 2011
Jey Fatu and Jimmy Fatu defeated Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel AC Riley defeated the Miz Jack Swagger defeated Booker T Jinder Mahal defeated Andy Leavine Mistico and Rey Mysterio defeated CM Punk and Mason Griffiths WWE United States Championship bout: Dolph Ziggler defeated Sheamus (c) WWE Intercontinental Championship bout: Rycklon Stephens defeated Wade Barrett (c) World Tag Team Championship bout: the Big Show and Kane (c) defeated Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriquez MICHAEL COLE AS SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: World Heavyweight Championship bout: Christian (c) defeated Mark Henry and Randy Orton WWE Championship bout: John Cena (c) defeated Ron Killings the President of the United States, "Barack Obama" welcomes the WWE Universe to Capitol Punishment!  With help from the Special Guest Referee Michael Cole, Christian defeated both Mark Henry and Randy Orton to retain the World Heavyweight Championship. After the match Christian kept attacking an already beaten Randy Orton causing Orton to be stretchered out of arena with concussion protocols .
In front of America's heroes, John Cena retained the WWE Championship against Ron Killings in the main event of Capitol Punishment. |
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Post by Folieadeux on Mar 4, 2024 7:48:23 GMT 1
06/20/2011: RAW: AC Riley, John Cena and Randy Orton defeated Christian, the Miz and Ron Killings 06/20/2011: RAW: Awesome Kong (c) defeated Nikki Bella to retain the WWE Womens Championship 06/20/2011: RAW: CM Punk defeated Rey Mysterio to become the No. 1 Contender for the WWE Championship 06/22/2011: NXT: AJ Lee, Kaitlyn and Natalya defeated Alicia Fox, Rosa Mendes and Tamina 06/22/2011: NXT: Konnor O'Brian, Vladimir Kozlov and Yoshitatsu defeated Darren Young, JTG and Titus O'Neil 06/22/2011: NXT: Ethan Guerrero III (c) defeated Hornswoggle to retain the NXT Championship 06/24/2011: SmackDown!: Cody Rhodes defeated Bryan Danielson 06/24/2011: SmackDown!: Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel defeated Jey Fatu and Jimmy Fatu to become the No. 1 Contenders for the World Tag Team Championship 06/24/2011: SmackDown!: Christian and Mark Henry defeated Sheamus and Randy Orton 06/27/2011: RAW: AC Riley and Rey Mysterio defeated Jack Swagger and the Miz 06/27/2011: RAW: Dolph Ziggler (c) defeated Kofi Kingston to retain the WWE United States Championship 06/27/2011: RAW: John Cena defeated Ron Killings in a nontitle Tables match.
RAW - Thomas & Mack Center - Las Vegas, Nevada - June 27, 2011
THE PIPEBOMB
After John Cena defeated Ron Killings in a Tables match, No. 1 Contender CM Punk attacked the champion and put Cena through a table, Punk walked up to the top of the ramp, sat down with a microphone in his hand and spoke his mind. I cant do it justice if I try to give you a recap, I'm just going to post it in full for everybody to enjoy.
"John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass.
You’re as good as kissing Vince’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!
[Punk waves to the camera]
I am the best wrestler in the world.
I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.
I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s imaginary brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.
I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Honor.
[Punk looks at the camera and waves]
Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like John Laurinaitis, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon, alright? We do this whole [anti] bully campaign...
[Microphone cuts off]
I've been silenced!  CM Punk cut a promo on John Cena, Vince McMahon, the WWE Universe and every single person who tried to stop his rise to the WWE Championship. |
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