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Post by Asaemon on Oct 9, 2020 18:14:54 GMT 1
Running Back Akinori Sumoninja continues to deliver the goods!
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 9, 2020 18:16:26 GMT 1
The Terminators defensive key player Darren Bloodsen continues to mutilate the opponents!
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 9, 2020 18:23:00 GMT 1
Listen to me all you sick little psychos, maniacs, crazies and freaks!
The Tokyo Terminators have just signed the free agent Braawn Whammah. The All-Star Guard will form a very strong Guard line with fellow All-Star player Tron Scary. This means that Quarterback Tashiro Maguro will have a easier time to deliver his offensive plays!
Now **** off, so that I can enjoy my Dry Martini!
Otherwise I'll blow your damn heads away, with the .357.
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 10, 2020 13:37:26 GMT 1
Roster
Quarterback | Tashiro Maguro
| Quarterback
| Power Sigkill
| Quarterback
| Sparky Drillbit
| Quarterback
| HAL 9K
| Running Back
| Akinori Sumoninja
| Running Back
| Kira Kurosmackya
| Running Back
| Ivan Zap Bang
| Running Back
| Metallix Sack
| Wide Receiver
| Megatronix
| Wide Receiver
| Taro Suzuki
| Wide Receiver
| Plezi Wrenches
| Wide Receiver
| Proto Sprockets
| Wide Receiver
| Wired T. Droidekka
| Bruise Receiver
| Dust'n DezNutz
| Bruise Receiver
| Rusty Diesel
| Guard
| Tron Scary
| Guard
| Sumagi Unagi
| Guard
| Braawn Whammah
| Guard
| Nijmasu Ohba
| Guard
| Beta Gigabit
| Blitzer
| Mean Joe Machine
| Blitzer
| Montaro Toro
| Blitzer
| Obtuse Grime
| Blitzer
| Sterling G-Nut
| Blitzer
| Raving Rockem
| Blitzer
| Bonkers Sockem
| Enforcer
| X-Terminator
| Enforcer
| Tank
| Cover Back
| R2-SmashU
| Cover Back
| Wackabee Wasabi
| Cover Back
| Gil2.0
| Cover Back
| Mister Roboto
| Cover Back
| Ratchet N. Clank
| Line Basher
| Hamachi Kamazaki
| Line Basher
| Omni DED-209
| Line Basher
| Beatus
| Safeties
| Darren Bloodsen
| Safeties
| Gatling Nuke
| Safeties
| Deep Void
| Safeties
| Artem sv30
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Free agent signings: Megatronix Tron Scary Darren Bloodsen Mean Joe Machine Braawn Whammah
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 10, 2020 13:42:48 GMT 1
Welcome to the Mutant Football League. We're live from the don't Ever Bank Here Field, which is located in Cracksumskull, Florida. Tokyo Terminators are an all robot team, made up of heavy armored BruiserBots and high performance, BulletBots. This is a quick strike passing offense led by QB sharpshooter, Tashiro Maguro, receiving ace, Otomo Akira and a big, bruising back, Akinori SumoNinja (yep, he's slow, but he goes down slow too). They don't have much of a defense, but in all honesty, they put up enough points that they don't need one.
The Cracksumskull Jugulars play on a floating field in a tropical paradise, but don't let the beauty fool you. The Jugulars are the definition of brutality. Both sides of the ball are all about dishing out punishment & pain to the opposition, but the strength of this team is their ferocious defense, which takes pleasure in destroying QBs and scoring points.
Final Score 7-28
Akinonori SumoNinja Chainsaw Massacre Touchdown MegaTronix Touchdown MegaTronix Touchdown
Raving Rockem Zap Attack Touchdown
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 10, 2020 13:46:02 GMT 1
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 10, 2020 13:46:22 GMT 1
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 11, 2020 15:17:23 GMT 1
Listen to me all you sick little psychos, maniacs, crazies and freaks!
The Tokyo Terminators have just signed the free agent Manowar. The All-Star Enforcer is on the Killing Field for one reason and that's to deliver chaos, mayhem and destruction!
Now **** off, so that I can enjoy my Dry Martini!
Otherwise I'll blow your damn heads away, with the .357.
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 11, 2020 15:19:10 GMT 1
Roster
Quarterback | Tashiro Maguro
| Quarterback
| Power Sigkill
| Quarterback
| Sparky Drillbit
| Quarterback
| HAL 9K
| Running Back
| Akinori Sumoninja
| Running Back
| Kira Kurosmackya
| Running Back
| Ivan Zap Bang
| Running Back
| Metallix Sack
| Wide Receiver
| Megatronix
| Wide Receiver
| Taro Suzuki
| Wide Receiver
| Plezi Wrenches
| Wide Receiver
| Proto Sprockets
| Wide Receiver
| Wired T. Droidekka
| Bruise Receiver
| Dust'n DezNutz
| Bruise Receiver
| Rusty Diesel
| Guard
| Tron Scary
| Guard
| Sumagi Unagi
| Guard
| Braawn Whammah
| Guard
| Nijmasu Ohba
| Guard
| Beta Gigabit
| Blitzer
| Mean Joe Machine
| Blitzer
| Montaro Toro
| Blitzer
| Obtuse Grime
| Blitzer
| Sterling G-Nut
| Blitzer
| Raving Rockem
| Blitzer
| Bonkers Sockem
| Enforcer
| Manowar
| Enforcer
| X-Terminator
| Enforcer
| Tank
| Cover Back
| R2-SmashU
| Cover Back
| Wackabee Wasabi
| Cover Back
| Gil2.0
| Cover Back
| Mister Roboto
| Cover Back
| Ratchet N. Clank
| Line Basher
| Hamachi Kamazaki
| Line Basher
| Omni DED-209
| Line Basher
| Beatus
| Safeties
| Darren Bloodsen
| Safeties
| Gatling Nuke
| Safeties
| Deep Void
| Safeties
| Artem sv30
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Free agent signings: Megatronix Tron Scary Darren Bloodsen Mean Joe Machine Braawn Whammah Manowar
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 11, 2020 15:28:39 GMT 1
Welcome to the Mutant Football League. We're live from Arrow In Your Head Stadium in Karcass City, Misery.
Tokyo Terminators are an all robot team, made up of heavy armored BruiserBots and high performance, BulletBots. This is a quick strike passing offense led by QB sharpshooter, Tashiro Maguro, receiving ace, Otomo Akira and a big, bruising back, Akinori SumoNinja (yep, he's slow, but he goes down slow too). They don't have much of a defense, but in all honesty, they put up enough points that they don't need one.
Karcass City Creeps have all the parts of a winning formula, from a high scoring offense to a hard hitting defense. A few years back, they hired old Blandy Bleed to take over as coach and lead this team to greatness, but it just hasn't worked out yet. With Hattrick MaHomies leading the offense at QB, maybe this is their year? Or maybe they lose in the first round again. You never can tell with this team.
The brutal and bloody match went into overtime with the home team scoring the final touchdown.
Final Score 20-14
Akinori SumoNinja Chainsaw Massacre Touchdown Akinori SumoNinja Chainsaw Massacre Touchdown
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