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Post by Asaemon on Oct 11, 2020 17:56:31 GMT 1
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 11, 2020 17:56:42 GMT 1
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 12, 2020 17:57:47 GMT 1
Listen to me all you sick little psychos, maniacs, crazies and freaks!
The Tokyo Terminators have just signed the free agent Haze Bullhard. The All-Star Line Basher will strengthen the defence!
Now **** off, so that I can enjoy my Dry Martini!
Otherwise I'll blow your damn heads away, with the .357.
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 12, 2020 17:59:38 GMT 1
Roster
Quarterback | Tashiro Maguro
| Quarterback
| Power Sigkill
| Quarterback
| Sparky Drillbit
| Quarterback
| HAL 9K
| Running Back
| Akinori Sumoninja
| Running Back
| Kira Kurosmackya
| Running Back
| Ivan Zap Bang
| Running Back
| Metallix Sack
| Wide Receiver
| Megatronix
| Wide Receiver
| Taro Suzuki
| Wide Receiver
| Plezi Wrenches
| Wide Receiver
| Proto Sprockets
| Wide Receiver
| Wired T. Droidekka
| Bruise Receiver
| Dust'n DezNutz
| Bruise Receiver
| Rusty Diesel
| Guard
| Tron Scary
| Guard
| Sumagi Unagi
| Guard
| Braawn Whammah
| Guard
| Nijmasu Ohba
| Guard
| Beta Gigabit
| Blitzer
| Mean Joe Machine
| Blitzer
| Montaro Toro
| Blitzer
| Obtuse Grime
| Blitzer
| Sterling G-Nut
| Blitzer
| Raving Rockem
| Blitzer
| Bonkers Sockem
| Enforcer
| Manowar
| Enforcer
| X-Terminator
| Enforcer
| Tank
| Cover Back
| R2-SmashU
| Cover Back
| Wackabee Wasabi
| Cover Back
| Gil2.0
| Cover Back
| Mister Roboto
| Cover Back
| Ratchet N. Clank
| Line Basher
| Haze Bullhard
| Line Basher
| Hamachi Kamazaki
| Line Basher
| Omni DED-209
| Line Basher
| Beatus
| Safeties
| Darren Bloodsen
| Safeties
| Gatling Nuke
| Safeties
| Deep Void
| Safeties
| Artem sv30
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Free agent signings: Megatronix Tron Scary Darren Bloodsen Mean Joe Machine Braawn Whammah Manowar Haze Bullhard
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 12, 2020 18:08:53 GMT 1
Welcome to the Mutant Football League. We're live from the Croakyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan.
Tokyo Terminators are an all robot team, made up of heavy armored BruiserBots and high performance, BulletBots. This is a quick strike passing offense led by Quarterback sharpshooter, Tashiro Maguro; ace Wide Receiver Otomo Akira; and a big, bruising Running Back, Akinori SumoNinja (yep, he's slow, but he goes down slow too). They don't have much of a defense, but in all honesty, they put up enough points that they don't need one.
New Goreleans Zombies are known for their high-powered offense, led by future Hall of Maim Quarterback Drew Sleaze, and the league's best Running Back tandem of Mark Instagrim and Valve Killmora. Coach Pawn O. Satan is the brains of the Zombies' operation and has set his sights on winning a Mayhem Bowl trophy this year. The defense could use some work, but the offense could score in a convent.
The brutal and bloody match went into overtime with the away team scoring the final touchdown.
Final Score 21-27
MegaTronix Touchdown Tashiro Maguro Touchdown R2-SmashU Zap Attack Touchdown
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 12, 2020 18:12:20 GMT 1
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 12, 2020 18:12:38 GMT 1
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 13, 2020 19:18:37 GMT 1
Listen to me all you sick little psychos, maniacs, crazies and freaks!
The Tokyo Terminators have just signed the free agent Cyber Batmon. The Coverback will strengthen the inexperienced defence!
This was the last signing before the trade deadline!
Now **** off, so that I can enjoy my Dry Martini!
Otherwise I'll blow your damn heads away, with the .357.
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 13, 2020 19:20:24 GMT 1
Roster
Quarterback | Tashiro Maguro
| Quarterback
| Power Sigkill
| Quarterback
| Sparky Drillbit
| Quarterback
| HAL 9K
| Running Back
| Akinori Sumoninja
| Running Back
| Kira Kurosmackya
| Running Back
| Ivan Zap Bang
| Running Back
| Metallix Sack
| Wide Receiver
| Megatronix
| Wide Receiver
| Taro Suzuki
| Wide Receiver
| Plezi Wrenches
| Wide Receiver
| Proto Sprockets
| Wide Receiver
| Wired T. Droidekka
| Bruise Receiver
| Dust'n DezNutz
| Bruise Receiver
| Rusty Diesel
| Guard
| Tron Scary
| Guard
| Sumagi Unagi
| Guard
| Braawn Whammah
| Guard
| Nijmasu Ohba
| Guard
| Beta Gigabit
| Blitzer
| Mean Joe Machine
| Blitzer
| Montaro Toro
| Blitzer
| Obtuse Grime
| Blitzer
| Sterling G-Nut
| Blitzer
| Raving Rockem
| Blitzer
| Bonkers Sockem
| Enforcer
| Manowar
| Enforcer
| X-Terminator
| Enforcer
| Tank
| Cover Back
| Cyber Batmon
| Cover Back
| R2-SmashU
| Cover Back
| Wackabee Wasabi
| Cover Back
| Gil2.0
| Cover Back
| Mister Roboto
| Cover Back
| Ratchet N. Clank
| Line Basher
| Haze Bullhard
| Line Basher
| Hamachi Kamazaki
| Line Basher
| Omni DED-209
| Line Basher
| Beatus
| Safeties
| Darren Bloodsen
| Safeties
| Gatling Nuke
| Safeties
| Deep Void
| Safeties
| Artem sv30
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Free agent signings: Megatronix Tron Scary Darren Bloodsen Mean Joe Machine Braawn Whammah Manowar Haze Bullhard Cyber Batmon
Trade deadline have passed!
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Post by Asaemon on Oct 13, 2020 19:32:02 GMT 1
Welcome to the Mutant Football League. We're live from the Mercenary Field in Chiraq, Killinois
Tokyo Terminators are an all robot team, made up of heavy armored BruiserBots and high performance, BulletBots. This is a quick strike passing offense led by Quarterback sharpshooter, Tashiro Maguro; ace Wide Receiver Otomo Akira; and a big, bruising Running Back, Akinori SumoNinja (yep, he's slow, but he goes down slow too). They don't have much of a defense, but in all honesty, they put up enough points that they don't need one.
Having gone through 3 coaches and 39 offensive coordinators in the last 4 seasons, inept management and even more inept drafting has kept this once proud franchise in the cellars of the league. With a new #1 draft pick at Quarterback and All-Star running back Gorgon Powered, along with a young, hard hitting defense... the Midway Mutants have renewed hope to restore their long lost dominance in the league.
Final Score 14-24
Manowar Zap Attack Touchdown
R2SmashU Touchdown Akinori SumoNinja Chainsaw Massacre Touchdown
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