Rebooking every WWE PPV ever from 1985-present day

Clash of Champions 2016

Date: September 25th, 2016

Location: Bankers Life Fieldhouse, Indianapolis, Indiana

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Tables Match for the Raw Tag Team Championships

The Good Brothers (C) vs The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Big E) w/Xavier Woods

(On the Raw after SummerSlam.The New Day invoke their rematch clause, just as Big E makes his return after being put on the shelf by The Good Brothers. The match is made a Tables Match after The New Day gives Karl Anderson a Midnight Hour through the announce table.)

Sami Zayn vs Chris Jericho

(Shortly after Summerslam, Sami Zayn begins feuding with Mr. Money in the Bank, Chris Jericho. Sami says that like Y2J, he was once Kevin Owens' best friend, but he stabbed him in the back, and the same will happen to Jericho. The Painmaker says that Sami was a bad friend to KO, and he'll make Sami pay for badmouthing his best friend.)

Match 7 of the best of 7 series to crown a #1 contender to the World Heavyweight Championship

Sheamus vs Cesaro (Double Count-Out) (3-3)

(The Best of 7 Series between these 2 begins to heat up, with Cesaro coming back down 3-1 to get to match 7 at COC. The match end in a double count-out, with no winner of the series. The Following night on Raw, Mick Foley say's he's giving both men a tag team title shot against whoever the Tag Team Champions are after Hell in a Cell.)

WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Zack Sabre Jr. (C) vs The Brian Kendrick

(After Zack Sabre Jr. won the Cruiserweight Classic and the revived Cruiserweight title, The Cruiserweight division makes its Raw debut the following week, when Mick Foley makes a #1 contenders match between The Brian Kendrick, Rich Swann, Cedric Alexander, and Gran Metalik, with the returning TBK picking up the win. Kendrick says that in his 7 years away from WWE, he's done a lot to earn another lease on life, and now that he has it, he needs to become Cruiserweight Champion. ZSJ says that Kendrick doesn't have The Tekkers to hang with him.)

Raw Women's Championship

Charlotte Flair (C) w/Dana Brooke vs Bayley w/Sasha Banks

(Due to a back injury suffered at Summerslam, Sasha is temporarily sidelined. This leads to the call up of the only member of the 4 Horsewomen who hadn't been called up yet, Bayley. Bayley wins a Fatal 4-Way #1 contenders match over Nia Jax, Dana Brooke, and Alicia Fox to get a Raw Women's Title Match. Charlotte says there was a reason it took Bayley this long to get to the main roster, and that's because she was the weakest link of the 4 Horsewomen. Bayley says Charlotte can never win by herself, leading her to get Sasha Banks to be in her corner to even the odds and prevent Dana Brooke from interfering.)

Steel Cage Match for the WWE United States Championship

Rusev (C) w/Lana vs Roman Reigns

(The Big Dog still continues to hunt The Redeemer and his US Title. Rusev says that he's like a drug test for Roman, cause he's not getting past him (referring to Roman's wellness violation that summer.) Roman says Rusev has a body made of glass with how often he got injured in 2015, and that body of glass will get broken at Clash of Champions... in a Steel Cage Match! Mick Foley agrees to grant Roman's wishes of making the match a Cage Match, to the chagrin of Stephanie McMahon and Rusev.)

World Heavyweight Championship

Kevin Owens (C) w/Chris Jericho vs Seth Rollins

(After Triple H costed him the World Heavyweight Title on an episode of Raw, Rollins goes on a frenzy, attacking Kevin Owens, the man who Triple H helped become World Champion. Stephanie McMahon originally was going to suspend Rollins, but Mick Foley talks her out of it and gives Rollins a chance at redemption against Owens at Clash of Champions. KO wins thanks to help from Chris Jericho.)

Hell in a Cell 2016 (Raw)

Date: October 30th, 2016

Location: TD Garden, Boston, Massachusetts

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Falls Count Anywhere Match for the WWE United States Championship

Roman Reigns (C) vs Rusev w/Lana

(Roman and Rusev's brawls are starting to get out of control, so Stephanie McMahon decides to make their match at Hell in a Cell a Falls Count Anywhere match, so they can beat each other up all over the TD Garden.)

Sheamus & Cesaro vs The Shining Stars

(Primo and Epico start mocking Sheamus and Cesaro for having little to no tag team experience with each other, and now all of a sudden, they're the #1 contenders to the Raw Tag Team Championship. The Celtic Warrior and The Swiss Cyborg say that they'll send The Shining Stars back to the "dumpster fire" of the Caribean. Sheamus and Cesaro squash The Colons in 5 minutes.)

Singles Match for the Money in the Bank Briefcase

Chris Jericho (MITB Holder) vs Sami Zayn

(Jericho continues to target Sami Zayn for his constant bad-mouthing of his best friend Kevin Owens. Sami says that as long as Jericho has the Money in the Bank Briefcase, Kevin will stab him in the back at some point cause he can't trust him. Jericho responds to this by putting Sami on The List of Jericho, and challenging him to a match at Hell in a Cell, with his briefcase on the line.)

Hell in a Cell Match for the Raw Tag Team Championships

The Good Brothers (C) vs The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Big E) w/Xavier Woods

(The New Day want one more match to try and reclaim the Raw Tag Team titles, with them requesting for the match to be inside Hell in a Cell. Mick Foley (despite warning The New Day about the dangers of Hell in a Cell) agrees to make the match, to end the feud between the 2 teams that have been at the forefront of Raw's tag division.)

WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Zack Sabre Jr. (C) vs TJP

(TJP wins a Fatal 5-Way Match over The Brian Kendrick, Rich Swann, Tony Nese, and Drew Gulak to become the #1 contender to The Technical Wizard's Cruiserweight Championship. TJP says that he'll prove why he's one of the best Cruiserweights on the planet, even better than The Cruiserweight Classic winner, whilst the Technical Wizard says that while TJP did put up a valiant effort in the CWC, he's just not Cruiserweight Champion material, and this is gonna end with him having to just, tap, out!)

Dana Brooke vs Bayley

(with her best friend Sasha Banks invoking her rematch clause, Bayley sets her sights on Charlotte's protege, Dana Brooke.)

Hell in a Cell Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Kevin Owens (C) w/Chris Jericho vs Seth Rollins

(After being screwed over by Chris Jericho at COC, Rollins wants a rematch, where he can tear Kevin Owens apart. Mick Foley and Stephanie McMahon decide to put KO in a Hell in a Cell match against Rollins for the World Heavyweight Title. In the leadup, Rollins ends up forming an alliance with his old shield brother, Roman Reigns, who agrees to help even the odds for Rollins against Jericho, in return for helping him deal with Rusev. KO is disgusted that he has to compete inside the Cell, and goes as far as getting Jericho to put Mick Foley on the list. KO wins after Jericho manages to sneak into The Cell and help his buddy retain.)

Braun Strowman vs Sin Cara

(Ever since splitting from The Wyatt Family, Strowman has spent weeks squashing enhancement talent (including James Ellsworth). After making quick work of a luchador, Strowman goes to inflict further punishment, but Sin Cara runs down and makes the save. The Monster Among Men squashes Sin Cara in 2 minutes.)

Hell in a Cell Match for the Raw Women's Championship

Charlotte Flair (C) vs Sasha Banks

(The Final battle between these 2, who have been feuding for the past 8 months. Sasha says she'll win back her title in her hometown, and wipe the floor with Charlotte, since she'll have no Dana Brooke to help her. Charlotte says she'll give Sasha a reality check, when she embarrasses Sasha inside the Cell, in her hometown. Sasha avenges her Summerslam defeat, hitting a Frog Splash through a table (that does break), before locking in the Banks Statement, making Charlotte Flair tap out to become a 2-time Raw Women's Champion, getting another feel good moment, this time in her hometown of Boston. This is also the end of their feud!)

Survivor Series 2016

Date: November 20th, 2016

Location: Air Canada Centre, Toronto, Ontario, Canada

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Pre Show

Kane vs Luke Harper

(On the SmackDown Live after Hell in a Cell, Kane faces Bray Wyatt in the main event. When it looks like The Big Red Machine is on the verge of winning, Randy Orton slithers in and nails Kane with an RKO, joining The Wyatt Family. The next week, Kane attacks The Wyatt Family, which leads to Luke Harper nailing him with a discus lariat, which leads to this match.)

Main Card

Survivor Series Tag Team Match

Team Raw (Sasha Banks, Charlotte Flair, Bayley, Nia Jax, and Emma) w/Dana Brooke vs Team Smackdown (Alexa Bliss, Becky Lynch, Carmella, Naomi, and Natalya) (Raw 0, Smackdown 1)

(The first of the brand warfare matches. Nikki Bella is originally supposed to be on Team Smackdown, but is attacked by an unknown asailant before the match, leading to Canada's own, Natalya, stepping in for the blue team. No Emmalina thing either, so Emma returns in October the night after Hell in a Cell. Alexa Bliss makes her entrance with her own knockoff Smackdown Women's Championship, that is clearly just a replica title.)

Emma eliminates Natalya by pinfall
Alexa Bliss eliminates Emma by pinfall
Naomi is eliminated by countout
Carmella eliminates Charlotte Flair by pinfall
Sasha Banks eliminates Carmella by pinfall
Becky Lynch eliminates Nia Jax by submission
Becky Lynch eliminates Bayley by submission
Sasha Banks eliminates Becky Lynch by submission
Alexa Bliss eliminates Sasha Banks by pinfall

(Sole Survivor: Alexa Bliss)

WWE Intercontinental Championship

Dolph Ziggler (C) vs Sami Zayn (Raw 0, Smackdown 2)

(An interpomotional match. Sami requests that Raw GM Mick Foley get him on to Survivor Series after failing to qualify for Team Raw. Mick says that he's come to an agreement with Smackdown GM Daniel Bryan that if Sami Zayn can beat Rusev, he'll face Smackdown's Dolph Ziggler for the Intercontinental Championship.)

Survivor Series Tag Team Match

Team Raw (The Good Brothers, The New Day, Enzo & Cass, Sheamus & Cesaro, and The Shining Stars) w/Xavier Woods vs Team Smackdown (Heath Slater & Rhyno, The Usos, American Alpha, The Hype Bros, and Breezango) (Raw 1, Smackdown 2)

(Another Brand Warfare match. Sheamus and Cesaro begin to slowly get on the same page.)

The New Day eliminate Breezango by pinfall
The Usos eliminate The New Day by pinfall
The Good Brothers eliminate The Hype Bros by pinfall
American Alpha eliminates The Colons by pinfall
Heath Slater & Rhyno eliminate The Good Brothers by pinfall
Enzo & Cass eliminate Heath Slater & Rhyno by pinfall
The Usos eliminate Enzo & Cass by pinfall
Sheamus & Cesaro eliminate The Usos by submission

(Sole Survivors: Sheamus & Cesaro)

WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Zack Sabre Jr. (C) vs Kalisto (Raw 2, Smackdown 2)

(In exchange for giving Sami Zayn an IC title shot, Daniel Bryan requests that Smackdown get something in return. Mick Foley and Daniel Bryan agree that Smackdown's Kalisto will be given a Cruiserweight title shot against Zack Sabre Jr., and if Kalisto wins the title, the entire Cruiserweight division goes to Smackdown. Kalisto says he has a lot of pressure on his shoulders to deliver, he will make Smackdown the new home of the Cruiserweight Division when he becomes Cruiserweight Champion. ZSJ says that Kalisto may be an expert in good lucha things, but when it comes to tekkers, he's a rookie, and for the sake of the Cruiserweight division, he'll have to just, tap, out. A distraction by Baron Corbin allows ZSJ to hit a Zack Driver for the win to retain the Cruiserweight Championship, keeping the Cruiserweight Division on The Red Brand.)

Survivor Series Tag Team Match

Team Raw (Kevin Owens, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, Chris Jericho, and Braun Strowman) vs Team Smackdown (AJ Styles, Dean Ambrose, Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton, and The Miz) w/Maryse and James Ellsworth (Raw 2, Smackdown 3)

(The final brand warfare match of the evening. AJ and Dean get into a brawl on the outside that almost costs Smackdown the match, with Reigns and Rollins assisting their Shield Brother. KO gets himself DQ'ed by hitting The Miz with the List of Jericho, which causes an argument between JerriKO about why KO didn't use The World Heavyweight Title or Jericho's Money in the Bank briefcase to hit Miz with, Braun Strowman throws Ellsworth off the stage, writing Ellsworth off TV so we never have to see him again. The Match ends when Orton sacrifices himself by eating a Spear from Reigns, allowing Bray Wyatt to hit Roman Reigns with a Sister Abigal for the win.)

Braun Strowman eliminates Dean Ambrose by pinfall
Braun Strowman is eliminated by countout
Kevin Owens is eliminated by disqualification
Randy Orton eliminates Chris Jericho by pinfall
Roman Reigns eliminates The Miz by pinfall
Seth Rollins eliminates AJ Styles by pinfall
Bray Wyatt eliminates Seth Rollins by pinfall
Bray Wyatt eliminates Roman Reigns by pinfall

(Sole Survivors: Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt)

Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman vs Goldberg

(A rematch 13 years in the making. Goldberg makes his return in October after Brock Lesnar calls him out, saying he has one more a$$ kicking left in him. Paul Heyman says that Brock Lesnar isn't the same Brock Lesnar from 2003, because this Brock Lesnar will do what that Brock couldn't, demolish Goldberg. Goldberg squashes Brock in 86 seconds, just like he did in real life.)

Armageddon 2016 (Raw) (this replaces Roadblock: End of the Line)

Date: December 18th, 2016

Location: PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

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Pre Show

Big Cass w/Enzo Amore vs Rusev w/Lana and Jinder Mahal

(Shortly after Survivor Series, Enzo tries flirting with Lana, which backfires as Rusev catches him, and Machka Kicks him through a wall. In the leadup, Rusev also befriends Jinder Mahal to have his back against Enzo & Cass.)

Main Card

Raw Tag Team Championships

The Good Brothers (C) vs Sheamus & Cesaro

(After Survivor Series, Sheamus and Cesaro are finally getting on the same page and learn how to think as a team. Using the title shot they were given after their best of 7 series, they get their match against Chad 2 Badd and Sex Ferguson at Armageddon. Gallows and Anderson say that these 2 foreigner nerds have barely any experience as a team compared to the years they spent tagging in New Japan.)

Singles Match where Sami Zayn must survive 10 minutes

Braun Strowman vs Sami Zayn

(After failing to bring the IC title to Raw, Mick Foley puts Sami in a match against Braun Storwman the next night on Raw, which is stopped after Foley throws in the towel on Zayn's behalf. Zayn demands rematch the next week, which Foley refuses to give him. Sami keeps asking for a rematch, but every time he does, Mick Foley refuses. It gets to the point where Sami threatens to quit and leave for Smackdown if he doesn't get the match, which Foley reluctantly agrees to give to him, but says that Sami has to survive 10 minutes. Strowman dominates 95% of the match, and towards the end of the match, Mick Foley comes down and is about to the throw in the towel, but Sami begs him not to. Strowman then picks up Zayn for a running power slam, but Sami counters it, pushes Strowman into a turnbuckle, then nails him with a Heluvia Kick as time expires, surviving 10 minutes.)

Raw Women's Championship

Sasha Banks (C) vs Nia Jax (By Countout)

(Nia begins feuding with Sasha after Survivor Series, blaming her for Team Raw losing at Survivor Series. Nia wins a triple threat #1 contenders match over Bayley and Charlotte to get this match. Nia says that Sasha is the most overhyped wrestler on the roster, and can't wait to pick her apart piece by piece. Sasha says that while Nia may look intimidating, she is anything but in the ring compared to her. Nia wins by countout after tackling Sasha through a barricade. Nia then tells Sasha that she can keep the title, she doesn't care about it, she just wants to end Sasha's career.)

WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Zack Sabre Jr. (C) vs Rich Swann (By Technical Submission)

(Swann wins a Fatal 4-Way #1 contenders match over The Brian Kendrick, Cedric Alexander, and Noam Dar to become the #1 contender to The Cruiserweight Championship. Swann says that he respects Zack as an in-ring competitor, he showed that out of the 32 that were in the Cruiserweight Classic, Zack proved why he was the best of the best, but that's in the past, this is the present, and he's gotten better and better ever since the CWC. ZSJ says that Swann doesn't have the tekkers to dethrone The Technical Wizard. Swann puts up a valiant effort, but passes out to the Selected Technical Works Vol.2, allowing ZSJ to retain the Cruiserweight title. After the match, Rich Swann receives a standing ovation for his performance, with Neville coming down to congratulate him on his performance, only for Neville to attack Swann, turning heel. Neville repeatedly beats down Swann, locking him in The Rings of Saturn submission hold, known at The Brutalizer, until Cruiserweight Champion Zack Sabre Jr. runs down to make the save, turning ZSJ face.)

Winner Takes All Match for the WWE United States Championship and the Money in the Bank Briefcase

Roman Reigns (US Champion) vs Chris Jericho (MITB Holder)

(This feud plays off Kevin Owens' feud with Seth Rollins. Mick Foley originally makes the match for the US title, but Stephanie McMahon goes 1 step further and makes it for both the US title, and Jericho's Money in the Bank briefcase.)

Last Chance Last Man Standing Match for the World Heavyweight Championship, Chris Jericho and Roman Reigns are banned from ringside

Kevin Owens (C) vs Seth Rollins

(After Survivor Series, Seth Rollins decides to stop by Stamford, Conneticuit's Titan Towers to completely wrecks Triple H's office. Stephanie McMahon tries to fire Rollins for this, but Mick Foley and several members of the Raw roster threaten to walk out on the company if he is let go. So, an irate Steph makes this match, so KO can bludgeon Seth Rollins. Steph also makes it that if Rollins loses, he's barred from challenging for the world title, as long as Kevin Owens is champion.)