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Royal Rumble 2017

Date: January 29th, 2017

Location: Alamo Dome, San Antonio, Texas

Card

Pre Show

Triple Threat Tag Team Match for the Raw Tag Team Championships

Sheamus & Cesaro (C) vs The New Day (Big E and Xavier Woods) w/Kofi Kingston vs Rusev and Jinder Mahal w/Lana

(A #1 contenders match between The New Day and Rusev & Jinder Mahal ends in a non-finish, leading to both teams getting a title shot.)

Smackdown Tag Team Championships

The Wyatt Family (Randy Orton and Luke Harper) (C) w/Bray Wyatt vs American Alpha

(Jordan and Gable win a #1 contenders match over The Hype Bros to earn a shot at the tag champs.)

Singles Match to determine who will challenge for the Raw Women's Championship at Wrestlemania 33

Charlotte Flair w/Dana Brooke vs Bayley

(While Sasha is busy fending of Nia Jax, Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon sets up an Tournament to determine who will challenge for the Raw Women's Championship at Wrestlemania. Since she is a former Raw Women's Champion, Charlotte is given a bye to the finals, Bayley defeats Dana Brooke and Emma to make it to the finals. Bayley wins after botched interference from Dana Brooke. Following the match, Charlotte goes off on Dana Brooke, leading to Dana slapping Charlotte and walking out on her, turning face.)

Main Card

Steel Cage Match for the Smackdown Women's Championship

Alexa Bliss (C) vs Becky Lynch

(After winning the Smackdown Women's Championship, Alexa Bliss and Becky Lynch continue to one-up each other, costing each other matches on Smackdown. Daniel Bryan decides to blow off their differences in a Steel Cage Match at The Royal Rumble. Alexa says Becky shouldn't even be getting a rematch when she's not on her level, and lost fair and square. Becky says that she can't wait to tear Alexa apart. Alexa wins after a returning Mickie James (disguised by wearing a hoodie) sneaks into the steel cage and lays out Becky with the Mick Kick.)

No Disqualification Match for the World Heavyweight Championship - Chris Jericho is suspended above the ring in a shark cage

Kevin Owens (C) vs Roman Reigns

(After losing his US title to Chris Jericho at Armageddon, Roman Reigns decides to target Jericho's best friend Kevin Owens and his world heavyweight championship. Roman says that KO is a black eye on the raw brand, and is doing a poor job of representing Raw as its champion. Kevin says that Roman has no chance as long as Chris Jericho is in his corner. Mick Foley decides to even the playing field, and have Jericho suspended above the ring in a shark cage. Y2J still manages to interfere in the match, throwing down brass knuckles, and his Money in the Bank briefcase for KO to use as weapons. Kevin Owens wins after Braun Strowman comes down and hits Roman Reigns with a Running Power Slam through a table.)

WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Zack Sabre Jr. (C) vs Neville

(Now with a new attitude, Neville makes it his mission to hospitalize every Cruiserweight, starting with the Cruiserweight Champion, Zack Sabre Jr. The King of the Cruiserweights says that Zack Sabre Jr. is a disgrace to not just Great Britain, but The Cruiserweight Division. ZSJ says that Neville couldn't make it on the main roster, which is why he had to come to the Cruiserweight Divison, where he will have all of his limbs broken. Neville wins with The Red Arrow.)

Singles Match for the Raw Women's Championship - if Sasha Banks is Counted Out or Disqualified, she will lose the title

Sasha Banks (C) vs Nia Jax

(Following her win at Armageddon (but not winning the title), Nia Jax continues to make Sasha Banks' life a living hell, challenging her to a match at the Royal Rumble. Stephanie McMahon makes it that if Sasha gets counted out again or if she's DQ'ed, she will lose the title. Nia says that Sasha is unfit to be a champion, and will make sure that she no longer has to carry that burden. Sasha says that Nia has no intelligence, because if she was smart, she would've brought her back into the ring and pinned her, and won't need to worry about the count-out stipulation.)

WWE Championship

AJ Styles (C) vs Bray Wyatt w/The Wyatt Family

(Heel vs Heel. Bray wins a triple threat #1 contenders match over Baron Corbin and Dolph Ziggler to get this title shot, renewing his rivalry with AJ in the process. AJ says that now that he has experience with Bray's spooky sh!t, he knows it won't affect him because he knows how to deal with it, and will Phenomenal Forearm him right out of his rocking chair. Bray says that AJ is the only thing standing in the way between him and regaining his championship, so he will gladly push him out of the way. The closing moments see AJ go for The Phenomenal Forearm, only for Wyatt to counter it into Sister Abigail, go for the pin, and become a 2-time WWE Champion.)

Royal Rumble Match

Order Entry
1. Chris Jericho
2. Big Cass
3. Dolph Ziggler
4. Mojo Rawley
5. Zack Sabre Jr.
6. Mark Henry
7. Braun Strowman
8. Sami Zayn
9. The Big Show
10. Tye Dillinger (NXT entrant)
11. Seth Rollins *
12. Kalisto
13. Dean Ambrose
14. Baron Corbin
15. Kofi Kingston
16. The Miz
17. Sheamus
18. Big E
19. Rusev
20. Cesaro
21. Xavier Woods
22. Samoa Joe (NXT Entrant)
23. Randy Orton
24. Apollo Crews
25. Luke Harper
26. Brock Lesnar
27. Enzo Amore
28. Goldberg
29. The Undertaker
30. John Cena

Elimination Order
1. Mojo Rawley (by Braun Strowman)
2. Mark Henry (by Braun Strowman)
3. The Big Show (by Braun Strowman)
4. Tye Dillinger (by Braun Strowman)
5. Big Cass (by Braun Strowman)
6. Seth Rollins (by Braun Strowman) *
7. Kalisto (by Braun Strowman)
8. Braun Strowman (by Baron Corbin)
9. Kofi Kingston (by Baron Corbin)
10. Xavier Woods (by Baron Corbin)
11. Big E (by Baron Corbin)
12. Cesaro (by Chris Jericho)
13. Sheamus (by Luke Harper)
14. Apollo Crews (by Zack Sabre Jr.)
15. Dean Ambrose (by Brock Lesnar)
16. Dolph Ziggler (by Samoa Joe)
17. Zack Sabre Jr. (by Brock Lesnar)
18. Enzo Amore (by Brock Lesnar)
19. Brock Lesnar (by Goldberg)
20. Rusev (by Goldberg)
21. Baron Corbin (by The Undertaker)
22. Samoa Joe (by The Undertaker)
23. The Miz (by The Undertaker)
24. Sami Zayn (by The Undertaker )
25. Goldberg (by The Undertaker)
26. The Undertaker (by John Cena)
27. Chris Jericho (by Randy Orton & Luke Harper)
28. Luke Harper (by John Cena)
29. John Cena (by Randy Orton)

#23 Randy Orton wins by last eliminating #30 John Cena

Rumble Statistics

The Final four are Randy Orton, John Cena, Luke Harper, and Chris Jericho

Jericho is the match's iron man, entering at #1 and lasting over an hour

The Undertaker enters the match, and is eliminated by John Cena

Braun Strowman racks up 7 eliminations, before getting eliminated by Baron Corbin

NXT entrants include Tye Dillinger at #10 (lol) and Samoa Joe at #22

Both Brock Lesnar and Goldberg enter the match, with them eliminating each other

Seth Rollins enters the match at #11, but is attacked by Triple H before he enters the ring, thrown into the ring, and gets immediately eliminated by Braun Strowman*

The Miz enters at #15 to Daniel Bryan's music, trolling the fans whilst receiving an ocean of boo's

Fastlane 2017 (Raw)

Date: March 5th, 2017

Location: Bradley Center, Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Card

Samoa Joe vs Sami Zayn

(Joe makes his Raw debut the night after the Royal Rumble, as Triple H's personal enforcer, injuring Seth Rollins in the process. Sami Zayn challenges Joe to a match, saying that Joe is just being used for Triple H's dirty work. Joe says he'll make Sami pass out within minutes.)

Dana Brooke vs Charlotte Flair

(After finally standing up to her mentor at The Royal Rumble, Dana says she'll prove that Charlotte was holding her back from reaching her full potential, while The Omniflair says that she never needed Dana, and will prove it at Fastlane.)

Raw Tag Team Championships

Sheamus & Cesaro (C) vs Enzo & Cass (No Contest)

(Enzo & Cass beat Rusev and Jinder Mahal to get this match. The match ends in a no-contest after The Good Brothers (furious that they still haven't gotten their rematch) run down and layout both teams.)

Bayley vs Emma

(Emma begins targeting Bayley after the Royal Rumble to try and make sure someone else gets the title shot at Wrestlemania by injuring Bayley. Bayley returns the favour with attacks on Emma, to ensure she makes it to Wrestlemania 33.)

Rusev w/Lana vs Jinder Mahal

(the oddball duo of Rusev and Jinder Mahal implodes shortly after the rumble when Jinder attacks Rusev, and cuts Rusev's hair short, turning The Bulgarian Brute face. Rusev says that Jinder never won anything in his life until he started teaming with him. Jinder says he'll use Rusev as a way to catapult his way up the card.)

Submission Match for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Neville (C) vs Zack Sabre Jr.

(The Technical Wizard invokes his rematch clause for Fastlane following his title loss at the Royal Rumble. ZSJ decides to up the anti for the match by requesting the match be a Submission Match, saying that Neville had to pin him to take the title off him, it shows that his Tekkers just aren' on his level, and he looks forward to making Neville tap, nap, or snap with his wide variety of submissions. Neville says that it doesn't matter what the stipulation, his iron fist isn't letting up his grip on the Cruiserweight title anytime soon. Neville scores the win with the debuting Rings of Saturn. This is Zack Sabre Jr.'s last match, as his contract expires a few days later and he leaves for New Japan Pro Wrestling.)

Ambulance Match for the Raw Women's Championship

Sasha Banks (C) vs Nia Jax

(Sasha and Nia's feud finally draws to an end, with The Irresistible Force challenging The Boss to an Ambulance Match, so she can finally hospitalize Sasha and take her title away. Sasha says that Nia can never finish the job against her, and it'll be like that once again at Fastlane. Post-match, Bayley comes down to confront her Wrestlemania opponent.)

Singles Match for the vacant WWE United States Championship

Braun Strowman vs Roman Reigns

(Due to the Festival of Friendship (more on that in a moment), Chris Jericho has had to vacate the US title after suffering (kayfabe) injuries. This leads to Mick Foley giving former US champ Roman Reigns and rising star Braun Strowman. Strowman says that he's sick of Roman being the top face of Raw, and that it's the Monster Among Men's time to be the face of the red brand. Roman says that Braun can't just go around attacking people and expecting to be rewarded for it.)

World Heavyweight Championship

Kevin Owens (C) vs Goldberg

(On the Raw after the Royal Rumble, Goldberg comes out and challenges KO to a match at Fastlane for the World Heavyweight Championship, which Chris Jericho accepts on Owens' behalf, which doesn't sit well with KO. The following week, The Festival of Friendship happens, where Kevin Owens does a top 10 anime betrayal and shockingly turns on Jericho, injuring him in the process, causing Le Champion to be stripped of the US title. KO says that Chris's comedy didn't make people take him seriously, so he had to put the fear of God into people so they think Goldberg doesn't stand a chance at Fastlane. Kev still does his pre-match stalling just like IRL, only just before he enters the ring for the final time, Brock Lesnar comes out from out of the crowd, and lays out Goldberg with a pair of F5's. Kevin then demands that the referee ring the bell, beginning the match, where KO hits one Pop-up Powerbomb to win in 12 seconds. Following the match, as Kevin Owens is walking up the ramp, Chris Jericho returns, laying out Owens with a Codebreaker, and informing him he'll be cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase against him at Wrestlemania.)

Wrestlemania 33

Date: April 2nd, 2017

Location: Camping World Stadium/Citrus Bowl, Orlando, Florida

Card

Pre Show

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

Rusev wins by last eliminating Jinder Mahal

(Rusev doesn't get injured before Mania, and there's no sight of "The Gronk")

(Entrants are: Rusev, Jinder Mahal, Big Show, Mark Henry, Dolph Ziggler, Mojo Rawley, Killian Dain, Primo, Epico, Tyler Breeze, Fandango, Konnor, Viktor, Simon Gotch, Aiden English, Rhyno, Heath Slater, Curt Hawkins, R-Truth, Goldust, Sin Cara, Bo Dallas, Kalisto, Apollo Crews, Tony Nese, Akira Tozawa, Drew Gulak, Lince Dorado, Ariya Daivari, Jack Gallagher, Gran Metalik, and Noam Dar.)

Smackdown Tag Team Championships

American Alpha (C) vs The Usos

(Jimmy and Jey continue to target AA after their Smackdown Tag Team title victory back at the Rumble, saying that them holding those titles gives them extra motivation to want to break them. Jordan and Gable accept, saying that they're gonna be the first team to walk into Mania as Smackdown tag champs, and they'll be the first to walk out as tag team champs.)

Charlotte Flair vs Nia Jax

(Furious after failing to beat Sasha Banks for the Raw Women's title at Fastlane, Nia sets her sights on Charlotte, turning Ric's daughter face. Charlotte says she's not going to stand for someone attacking her just because they couldn't beat Sasha Banks. Nia says she'll send The Omniflair off of Raw.)

Main Card

AJ Styles vs Shane McMahon

(After Elimination Chamber, AJ becomes pi$$ed when Shane is making him having to earn another WWE title shot, by facing Luke Harper to determine who will be added to the WWE Championship match at Wrestlemania, which Harper wins. AJ is even more furious and trashes Shane's office backstage. The Phenomenal One attacks Shane in the parking lot the following week out of frustration. Shane was originally going to fire AJ, but Daniel Bryan talks him out of it, convincing Shane to instead put AJ in a match against him.)

Triple Threat Match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship

The Miz (C) w/Maryse vs Dean Ambrose vs Baron Corbin

(Following all 3 men being involved in each other's eliminations at Elimination Chamber, Daniel Bryan makes this match. Miz says there's no way 2 filthy animals like Ambrose and Corbin will be able to take his title. Ambrose says both Miz and Corbin are getting dropped on their heads, and Corbin says he is the only bright spot on Smackdown, and that the IC title being on him will make that spot even brighter.)

7-Man Ladder Match for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Neville (C) vs Austin Aries vs TJP vs The Brian Kendrick vs Rich Swann vs Mustafa Ali vs Cedric Alexander

(The first of 2 ladder matches on this card. Neville says no one in the Cruiserweight division can topple him, which leads to TJP, The Brian Kendrick, Rich Swann, Mustafa Ali, and Cedric Alexander all stepping up to him. Austin Aries also steps off commentating 205 Live to get a piece of the champ.)

Raw Women's Championship

Sasha Banks (C) vs Bayley

(Unlike their feud in NXT, this feud is built around the respect these 2 women have for each other. Bayley says her whole career has been leading to this moment, and she won't let it go to waste. Sasha says that friend or no friend, Bayley is just another person trying to take her title, and she'll do everything she can to make sure she doesn't lose the Raw Women's Championship.)

Fatal 4-Way Tag Team Ladder Match for the Raw Tag Team Championships

Sheamus & Cesaro (C) vs The Good Brothers vs Enzo & Cass vs The Hardy Boyz

(This match gets made after The Good Brothers interfere in the Raw Tag Team title match at Fastlane. Before the match, Wrestlemania Hosts The New Day add the returning Hardyz to this match, to one of the loudest pops of all time.)

Triple Threat Match for the WWE United States Championship

Braun Strowman (C) vs Roman Reigns vs Sami Zayn

(The feud between Strowman and Reigns continues to heat up, with Sami Zayn getting involved. Sami says he's not gonna sit back in catering or be in some pre-show battle royal, he's gonna take something he's never had before, a championship on the main roster. Braun says he's already crushed both Roman and Sami, and will be happy to do it again. Roman says that this is his yard, and Strowman won't be welcome after Wrestlemania.)

Unsanctioned Tag Team Match

Seth Rollins & Finn Balor vs Triple H & Samoa Joe w/Stephanie McMahon

(Seth's odyssey to get a match against Triple H that has lasted since the summer concludes here. Triple H says he saw Rollins as the future of WWE, but once he got injured, his perception changed. Rollins says he can no longer trust The Game after replacing him with his new pet project Samoa Joe. In the leadup, Finn Balor returns from injury, saving Rollins from a beat down at the hands of Triple H and Joe. Finn says he forgives Seth for injuring him at Summerslam, as that was never his intention, but more importantly, he's back to go after Triple H, who failed to protect him once he got to the main roster. The Game makes the match unsanctioned so Rollins and Balor can take legal action if their injuries are aggravated in this match. Rollins and Balor say that if they go out, Triple H and Joe are going with them.)

Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship

Bray Wyatt (C) vs Randy Orton vs Luke Harper

(Randy Orton says he won't face Bray Wyatt at Wrestlemania, forfeiting his title opportunity. Daniel Bryan then makes a #1 contenders battle royal, which is co-won by Luke Harper and AJ Styles. The following week, Harper beats Styles to get the opportunity to challenge for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania. Randy Orton surprises everyone the following week, burning down the Wyatt Family Compound, and reinserting himself into the WWE Championship match at Wrestlemania 33. Randy doesn't turn face though, as he viscously attacks Harper the following week. All 3 men want revenge on each other for the things the others have done to them, Harper wants revenge on Orton for getting him kicked out of the Wyatt Family and revenge on Wyatt for throwing away all of those years of being family just to partner up with someone that was always going to betray him. Wyatt wants revenge on Orton for burning down The Compound, and wants to prove Harper was always the weak link of The Wyatt's. Orton says he intended to always break up The Wyatt's and win the WWE Championship.)

Career vs Career Match

Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman vs Goldberg

(Brock wants one more match with Goldberg, where if he can't beat Bill, then he'll retire. Goldberg agrees to do the same, saying that if Brock beats him, the 2 wins he has over him will mean nothing.)

The Undertaker vs John Cena

(A dream match years in the making. Cena says he was the face of wrestling in the 2000's, and that eats Taker up inside to know that he will always be a cornerstone, and never the face of a generation. Undertaker says there's one name that has eluded him to be a part of his list of Wrestlemania victims, John Cena. The two icons have a 15-minute classic, which Taker wins after a 3rd tombstone. Despite the loss, Cena asks his girlfriend Nikki Bella to come down to the ring and proposes to Nikki post-match.)

6-Pack Challenge for the Smackdown Women's Championship

Alexa Bliss (C) vs Naomi vs Becky Lynch vs Mickie James vs Carmella vs Natalya

(All 5 women want to take out Alexa and win the Smackdown Women's Championship. Naomi makes Carmella tap out to Feel the Glow to become the new Smackdown Women's Champion.)

World Heavyweight Championship - Money in the Bank Cash-in

Kevin Owens (C) vs Chris Jericho

(This is Y2J's cash in (that's announced ahead of time). Chris says he thought KO was his best friend, he loved him like a brother, and since Kevin took away their friendship, he'll take away what Kev values most, the World Heavyweight Championship. Owens says Chris Jericho just clang on to him so he could stay relevant, and he acted like his best friend so he didn't hurt his feelings until he couldn't take it anymore.)

Payback 2017 (Raw)

Date: April 30th, 2017

Location: SAP Center, San Jose, California

Card

WWE Intercontinental Championship

The Miz (C) w/Maryse vs Dean Ambrose (By Disqualification)

(Since both superstars were moved to Raw in the Superstar shakeup, they continue their feud, with it becoming more personal every week. Miz says Dean is an unstable individual who shouldn't even be in the same ring as him, while Dean says that Miz is a piece of sh!t and he's gonna get his a$$ kicked. It looks like Ambrose has the match won until two hooded men run down and cause a DQ. The 2 men take their hoods off to reveal that they are Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas, who have now aligned themselves with The Miz as the Miztourge.)

Raw Tag Team Championships

The Hardy Boyz (C) vs Sheamus & Cesaro

(The former champs invoke their rematch clause. Sheamus and Cesaro say that they have great respect for The Hardyz, but it's not the Attitude Era anymore, it's their time to rule Raw's tag division. Matt and Jeff say that they appreciate what they've done in the tag division in their absence, but their job's done now that The Hardyz are back. Jeff still gets his tooth knocked out (like in real life), and The Bar still turn heel post match.)

WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Neville (C) vs Austin Aries

(Aries wins a Fatal 4-Way #1 contenders match over TJP, Akira Tozawa and Noam Darr to get himself a title match. Aries says that Neville can't proclaim to be a king when he hasn't beaten The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived. Neville says no one, not even Aries, is on the Neville level. This match is the same as their Mania 33 match from real life, with Pac exploiting an eye injury to win.)

Handicap Match

Big Cass vs The Good Brothers

(Originally supposed to be a tag team match between Enzo & Cass and The Good Brothers, Enzo is attacked by an unkown assailant before the match, forcing Big Cass to go it alone.)

Raw Women's Championship

Bayley (C) vs Alexa Bliss (By referee stoppage)

(Bliss is transferred over to Raw in the Superstar Shakeup, and makes an immediate impact, beating Sasha Banks, Mickie James, and Nia Jax in a Fatal 4-Way #1 contenders match. Alexa says that she made the jump over to Raw because she got bored dominating Smackdown Live's women's division, and wanted to cure Raw of the "vomiting inducing" champion that is Bayley, by taking the title in her hometown. Bayley says that she's dealt with people like Alexa her whole life, and that Alexa will once again be humbled, just like she was in NXT. The match is a bit barbaric, as Alexa works over the head for most of the match after ramming Bayley's head into an exposed turnbuckle. Alexa then gives Bayley a big boot into the ringpost, a DDT on the exposed concrete floor, all before she gets Bayley in the tree of woe position, peeling the ring mat back, grabs Bayley by her hands, and slams her head up and down on to the bare wooden planks. After the 10th time, the referee steps in and calls the match off, declaring Alexa the winner by technical knockout. Bayley has to be helped to the back because she can't walk on her own without falling over.)

House of Horrors Match

Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt

(Same build and match as IRL, only Jinder Mahal does not interfere in this match. Instead, a returning Erick Rowan shows up and helps Wyatt win.)

Seth Rollins vs Samoa Joe

(Rollins goes after Triple H's former lapdog after Wrestlemania. Joe says that Rollins is obssesed with him after he tore his MCL. Rollins says he needs to get rid of every last connection to Triple H now that he's finished with him.)

Steel Cage Match

Roman Reigns vs Braun Strowman

(Roman and Braun's brawls are getting more chaotic every week, with Braun flipping over an ambulance with Roman inside it, and Roman spearing Braun through a minitron. This leads new Raw GM Kurt Angle to making a steel cage match to end their feud. Roman wins after spearing Braun through a cage wall, and unlike GRR 2018 with his match against Lesnar, Roman gets out first.)

World Heavyweight Championship

Chris Jericho (C) vs Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman

(On the Raw after Wrestlemania, Brock Lesnar attacks new World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho, giving him 3 F5's. Paul Heyman says that now Brock has finally rid himself of Goldberg, it's time to focus back on World Championships, with Y2J becoming the next person to head to Suplex City. Jericho says that Brock isn't as tough as he thinks he is (highlighting his MMA losses to Cain Velasquez and Alister Overeem), and that he'll prove it at Payback. The match is a relatively back and forth affair, with Brock winning after countering a Codebreaker into an F5. Following the match, Lesnar gives Jericho 2 F5's, and an F5 into the ringpost, writing Jericho off of TV.)