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WWE 2023 - A much darker place Nov 25, 2023 23:02:53 GMT 1 Asaemon likes this

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Post by mistersocko on Nov 25, 2023 23:02:53 GMT 1

Foreword

Before I actually get on with the diary itself, I felt the need to explain a few things. The most obvious one is my unfortunate choice of booking the WWE in 2023, since there's already an excellent diary on the same topic.

It happens that I'm fairly new to booking simulations and while my first idea was to re-book the Invasion angle (like 99% of wrestling fans in my age group, I guess), I wanted to try my hand at something easier first. Since I'll probably only get one shot at this, so I wanted to get some experience under my belt. I'd add that booking past events feels slightly more difficult to me, if only because some options are unavailable if you don't want to repeat history.

As anybody reading through this has already guessed, English isn't my first language which makes the whole thing probably less enjoyable for the reader but also more challenging for me.

Having said all that, I decided to start posting for two reasons. Firstly, reading other diaries has really changed my perspective on the simulation I'm playing and turned it into a much more creative experience. You never know what people will make of what they read. Maybe it will, in turn, inspire someone else or maybe it will be useful because someone will read this, think: 'this is exactly what I don't want to do' and write something completely different. Sometimes, knowing what you don't want to do is as important as knowing what
direction you want to take.

Secondly, I feel I'm at a crossroads (no pun intended). It took me six months (in game) to get closer to where I wanted to be in terms of writing but I need to take a step back now. So, if you happen to read this and have any input or any comment you'd like to share (even negative ones – the only trait I share with professional wrestlers is the size of my ego so don't be afraid to be blunt!), I'd be most grateful.

One thing in particular that bugs me are the match descriptions. Oddly enough, I'm one of these wrestling fans who don't care much about spots and yet I feel like my descriptions give out the opposite impression.

I have to say that, judging by the diaries and the comments, there are some absolute scholars of wrestling on these boards. It's quite likely that, by their standards, my booking sucks and, again, if that's what you feel when you're reading, please, don't be afraid to say so!

On a more practical note, since it took me six months to get the hang of this, the diary starts in early July 2023 with the episode of RAW immediately following Money in the Bank. For the sake of clarity, I'll write a quick recap of the major changes I've made. I'll probably forget a lot of important things but you should be able to figure out the rest along the way.

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Post by mistersocko on Nov 25, 2023 23:10:52 GMT 1

Previously on RAW…

With Roman Reigns exclusively booked on SmackDown, the US title remained in the spotlight on RAW. Austin Theory held on to it until Backlash but finally dropped it to Bobby Lashley. Visibly upset, he disappeared for a couple of weeks and came back through a series of vulgar vignettes with his new 'girlfriend' Trish Stratus.

He immediately began a fairly lengthy feud with John Morrison, since he took exception with being called a 'kid'. Theory displayed a more hardcore side throughout the rivalry that ended just before Money in the Bank with a cage match won by Theory.

Meanwhile, John Morrison made a strong come back to WWE by taking over MMM. After using ma.ce and man.soor as cannon fodder, he and Maxxine convinced Otis to join their ranks, much to Chad Gable's dismay. Morrison's attempts at getting a main event spot have been largely thwarted by Theory but he just won the Money in the Bank briefcase, thanks to his cronies. The future looks bright for him but Gable doesn't look ready to give up on his former number one guy.

Bray Wyatt has been moved to RAW and he now seems to be under the influence of both Uncle Howdy and a supernatural Undertaker. Through a series of matches, weird vignettes and in-ring rituals, he gave life to his puppets: Baron Corbin has become Mercy the Buzzard, while Nikki Cross is now called Sister Abigail. Although The Fiend is yet to be seen, his shadow hangs over the group known as the Wyatt Six.

The group recently attacked Cody Rhodes – fresh from an unresolved feud with Brock Lesnar – and, despite Wyatt's apologies, the two of them fought at Money in the Bank. During the match, Wyatt broke out of his submissive mood and dominated his opponent, only for Uncle Howdy to betray him and offer the victory to Rhodes.

Shane McMahon is also back on RAW and ever since his returned, he's been obsessed with his father 'legacy'. Despite rising tensions with his sister and his brother-in-law, he's insisted on trying to revive the Kiss My Ass Club with Bronson Reed's help – although Robert Roode's been the only inductee so far. His antics haven't sit well with Bron Breakker, who's won the King of the Ring tournament and is now a mainstay on RAW, and the two of them are now openly feuding.

Mick Foley has been appointed as RAW's General Manager in January but the pressures of the job have proved too much for him and he's reverted back to his Mankind persona. He's as unhinged as ever but Triple H and Stephanie McMahon have been busy with an important project and he's kept his job, despite all logic [as is often the case].

Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens won the RAW tag titles at WrestleMania and have all comers at bay so far. Meanwhile, Randy Orton and Matt Riddle have been joined by Steve Austin at the latter's request but the relationship between the Viper and Stone Cold is strained at best. RK-Bro got a shot at the titles in the main event of Money in the Bank but when Riddle was pinned by Zayn, Orton lost it and punted him in the face.

The Garganos are providing the soap opera drama: Chelsea Green revealed on live television that she's pregnant with Johnny's baby. Johnny and Candice are no longer on speaking terms but Tommaso Ciampa, Dexter Lumis, Dolph Ziggler and Angel Garza all want to have their say in their quarrel.

Ricochet has been away for a while but he's recently come back with Konnan, under his Prince Puma persona. He'd been feuding with Apollo Crews and Omos, who severely injured him one week away from Money in the Bank. During the draft, Finn Balor was separated from the rest of Judgement Day. Soon after, he entered a feud with Santos Escobar, who was finally dispatched by his demonic self. He's been back as King Cuerno, mostly acting as Balor's right hand man.

Things have been quieter on the women's side. Asuka has kept the title so far. Bianca Belair turned heel after being cheated out of the title and a place at the women's Money in the Bank ladder match. The briefcase was won by Iyo Sky after Dakota Kai betrayed Bayley. After monts of inner struggle, Damage Control seem to be a thing of the past.

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Post by mistersocko on Nov 25, 2023 23:24:50 GMT 1

From Boston, MA

TIME FOR A CHANGE

The show opens up with Stephanie McMahon, Triple H, Shane McMahon and Mankind already in the ring. The latter is sitting in a corner, apparently stabbing himself in the thigh.

Stephanie McMahon

Good evening Boston! Hardly twenty-four hours has passed since an incredible Premier Live Event in Houston, Texas, and I think it's fair to say that Money in the Bank lived up to the expectations! Once again, we proved that anything can happen in the WWE. I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate John Morrison and Iyo Sky, the new Mr. and Mrs. Money in the Bank. However, we're here to talk about the future, not the past. These past few months, Hunter, Shane and myself have thought long and hard about what we want for this company and for you. And we agree on one thing: we live in a complex world, one where, maybe, clean-cut characters like the ones we have been presenting over the past few years now feel out of place. You may have already seen a change in our presentation and we want to take that even further. These things take time, but after SummerSlam, we will definitely be moving up a gear.

Triple H

When I started out in this business, I could almost feel the bloodlust in the arenas. I remember beating guys to a pulp and yet people in the crowd were shouting at me because they felt I wasn't swinging the steel chair hard enough. I believe this… savagery exists in each and every one of us and that's something we want to explore. This is what WWE is all about: the men and women you see in the ring, week in, week out, are larger-than-life characters but they also have a mean streak about them. They'd be walking a different path otherwise. This is our new stance: we want to let them express their expansive personalities without restraints or constraints. This is a big leap from what we've been doing recently, as Steph said, but we believe this is the way forward.

Shane McMahon

This is also a way to honour my father's legacy. I know you ingrates don't care about that [Stephanie and Triple H are rolling their eyes] but this is all that matters to me. Vince McMahon entertained the world for decades and this change will also be a tribute to one of the greatest periods in this company's history. I will see to that. You know I wouldn't have it any other way because, unlike the lot of you, I'm not a turncoat.

Stephanie McMahon

Er… thank you, Shane. We really hope you will accompany us on this new and exciting journey. However, given the graphic and innovative nature of this new product, we will encourage some degree of parental discretion towards our younger audience. We realise that this change won't suit everyone but this company has always changed with the times, often ahead of them, and we all agree this is the direction we want to take. But, as always, you, the WWE universe, will decide what's right and what's wrong. We will now leave the floor to the RAW General Manager, who has an announcement of his own to make. | 81

MORE PAIN COMING YOUR WAY

As the McMahons make their way out, Mankind gets up, a glass of shard still protruding from his thigh.

Mankind

They know… they know how much I hate to talk in public and leave my office in the boiler room but they have this mangled body and the fractured mind that inhabits it stand before you only to spite me! I WISH THEY COULD HATE ME AS MUCH AS I HATE THEM! Sometimes, I can feel that hatred mixing with love and addiction burning inside of me… It would destroy them, if they could feel anything at all. That's why they made me a GM in the first place, you know? They thought I couldn't handle the pressure. And they would have been right if that pressure didn't come with a most delicious prize: now, I can put other people through the grind that turned me into what I am. AND I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

Asuka, come out right now! [Asuka makes her entrance. She keeps smiling throughout Mankind's tirade whose meaning is obviously lost on her]. You've had it fairly easy so far. But I know at least six women who are willing to go through hell and back just for a shot at your belt. Imagine what the unlucky winner of that tournament will do to you at SummerSlam. The place that almost cost me everything is now mine to control. Heh. I might even add a stipulation, if I feel like it.

Asuka

Subarashī! Dareka no jinsei o mijimena mono ni suru no ga tanoshimida. Nobody is ready for Asuka!

Mankind

I know you leeches take great pleasure in other people's suffering. That's why, for your enjoyment tonight, Bray Wyatt and Seth Rollins will be renewing their rivalry. I can't imagine this is a good memory for either of them but there's nothing sweeter than adding a layer of pain and suffering on a festering relationship. And now… WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME? THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY FACE? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? LEAVE ME ALONE! LEAVE ME ALONE! [Mankind abruptly retreats backstage while Asuka stands in the middle of the ring with arched eyebrows] | 70

IYO SKY vs BAYLEY

Mauro Ranallo and Wade Barrett inform us that this is the first qualifying match for the number one contender's match for the RAW Women's title. Iyo Sky makes her way to the ring with Dakota Kai, while Bayley walks alone and she doesn't look too happy. A short clip recaps yesterday's match and Kai's decision to push the ladder as Bayley was about to retrieve the briefcase, paving the way for Sky's win.

Bayley and Sky exchange a few words after the bell rings but Iyo obviously isn't interested in having a conversation: she sends Bayley crashing on to the floor in the middle of a sentence with a roundhouse kick. Bayley's not done talking though. She rolls out of the ring and resumes her argument but Sky cuts her short with a suicide dive that sends her crashing against the barricade. Bayley blocks her attempt at sending her headfirst into the apron and hits back with a diving crossbody from the top of the steel stairs. Kai tries to buy her friend some time but Bayley's look convinces her to retreat. Sky's head bounces against the steps a couple of time and Bayley adds insult to injury with a Bayleycanrana from the apron. The referee is trying to restore some order and Bayley quickly slides back inside the ring to argue with the official. She misses Sky's comeback with a springboard missile dropkick who gets her the first near fall of the match.

Bayley is thrown into the corner, where she finds herself on the receiving end of a double-knee strike, with Sky using the ropes as leverage. The referee has to push Sky away, allowing Kai to land a cheap-shot on her former stablemate. Bayley starts climbing the ropes but Sky catches up with her and delivers a springboard dropkick that sends her crashing onto the apron. Seconds later, an air raid crash gets Sky another near-fall. Bayley gets herself some space when she counters another Sky attack with a back elbow but looks shocked at the aggression displayed by her former understudy. She runs to the rope for momentum but Kai grabs her ankle and she falls flat on her face. Sky seizes the chance to add more damage to her opponent's back with a handstand double-knee drop. Wisely, Bayley rolls out of the ring but Sky saw her coming and she connects with a spectacular moonsault plancha.

Kai and Sky throw Bayley back in the ring and the latter locks in an arm trap crossface, wearing a sick smile as Bayley screams in agony. She finally gets to the ropes, only to be hit with a bridged German suplex for another two-count. Before Bayley can get back up, Sky tries to lock in Koji clutch but the referee misses Bayley's thumb to the eye. She follows it up with a rolling elbow drop. Sky tries to regain the upper hand but gets caught by a flapjack. Sky returns the favour and sends her head-first into the corner before landing a running double-knee strike. She then goes for her over the moonsault finisher but Bayley was playing possum and raises her knees. A diving elbow drop gives her – amazingly – her first pin attempt of the match. Kai jumps onto the apron but Bayley promptly kicks her down. She sets up Sky for the belly to Bayley and connects. She uses the ropes for leverage but the referee doesn't see it and just like that, Bayley punches her ticket for the final triple threat match.

As Kai and Sky make their way out, she grabs a microphone and shouts: 'I've got a few tricks I haven't taught you. I am still your role model!'

Winner by pinfall: Bayley in 15:47 | 69

A CELEBRATION CUT SHORT

Next up, Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens get to the ring while a short clip of their title defence at Money in the Bank is shown.

Sami Zayn

Ah, man, Kev! We did it again! And against RK-Bro, no less! To be honest, I thought we wouldn't make it at one point! I don't think we would have been able to win this without your support! [he points to the crowd for a big – albeit, cheap – pop]

Kevin Owens

They say all good things must come to an end but I'm glad our little run goes on. Hopefully, now, we can switch gears and…

He doesn't get to finish his sentence though, as John Morrison's music hit and all members of MMM come out of the crowd. Despite Zayn's and Owens' protest, they simply march to the ring and beat them down. Once the champions are down, Morrison and Otis go to the top turnbuckle to hit simultaneously a starship pain and a frog splash. ma.ce and man.soor take some stupid poses until all four leave, with the ring in shambles. | 73

RHODES WANTS MORE

Ranallo and Barrett remind us of Cody Rhodes' somewhat fortuitous victory over Bray Wyatt at Money in the Bank [Uncle Howdy knocked Wyatt out]. After a short clip, we're treated to a video message from Rhodes.

Cody Rhodes

It's been almost a year since I've made my come back to the WWE and every week, it looks like someone new has a beef with me. So, Bray Wyatt, what's your problem? I remember talking with you a few years ago, when you were starting out. You already had a… peculiar outlook on life but I wasn't under the impression that there was – emphasis on was – any animosity between us back then. Over the past few weeks, you've sent your cronies to attack me not once, but twice [against Seth Rollins and Mercy the Buzzard]. In case you don't remember, I beat you at Money in the Bank. But I am not happy with that. I want to beat you fair and square, turn over a new leaf and continue my family's story. So, I'm officially challenging you for a rematch at SummerSlam and, this time, leave the freaks at home. We both deserve better than this. Hell, they, the WWE universe, deserve better than this! I'll be waiting for your answer, Bray. No more excuses. It's time to face the consequences of your actions. | 83

SHOTZI vs PIPER NIVEN

As Piper Niven makes her way to the ring, we're reminded through a short clip of the tension brewing between both competitors, following a series of practical jokes played by Shotzi on Niven. Barrett informs us that Niven's request for a match tonight has been granted.

As expected, Shotzi wants nothing to do with Niven and as soon as the bell rings, she tries to run away. Niven's quicker than she thought, though. She sends her crashing in a corner and follows up with a cannonball senton. Shotzi starts begging for forgiveness but when Niven shakes her head, she gets caught by a vicious roundhouse kick. A grab toe-hold sends Niven crashing head-first into the padding and Shotzi, going for broke, connects with a senton splash from the top rope. She goes for the cover but Niven easily kicks out. Shotzi lands in a couple of kicks as she gets up but Niven's just too powerful. She hits a Canadian destroyer and makes the pin but Shotzi manages to get her foot on the rope. Calmly, she simply picks up Shotzi's carcass and hits a Michinoku driver, planting her in the middle of the ring.

The referee takes a slow count but there's no way Shotzi can come back from that. Before he can raise Niven's hand in victory, though, Candice LeRae runs to the ring and throws herself onto Niven's right knee. She hits her with a couple of shots to the head while she's down and quickly runs away. Niven looks as furious at the end of the match as she was at the beginning, while Bron Breakker is seen attending to Shotzi at ringside.

Winner by pinfall: Piper Niven in 7:18 | 45

SICKNOTE

Scott Standford is backstage with Randy Orton.

Scott Stanford

Randy, I think it's fair to say that Money in the Bank ended on a violent an unexpected note. Why did you decide to kick Matt Riddle, your partner, in the head [seconds after he was pinned by Sami Zayn]?

Randy Orton

Scott, I'm glad you gave me the chance to explain myself and my actions. As you already know, I suffer from a condition called intermittent explosive disorder, IED. If you do your research, you will find that this condition can result in a loss of control, if sufficiently provoked. This has led to a lot of ignorant comments in the past from both journalists, such as yourself Scott, and fellow wrestlers describing me as 'sadistic'. You see, this, in a way, has nothing to do with me. I'm a victim here, as much as Riddle.

Scott Stanford

If I may be so bold, Randy, what did Riddle do to provoke you?

Randy Orton

Did you actually watch the match? We'd won. I had just RKO'ed Kevin Owens. All I had to do was cover him. That's when I heard Riddle calling for the tag. You have to understand that these decisions are made on instinct. I thought the kid wanted his moment in the spotlight and I gave it to him. What did he do with my gift? He blew it, big time. Letting Owens tag out and then losing to Zayn was a rookie mistake, except that Riddle is no longer a Rookie. It's a fine line between incompetence and provocation. So, yes, I saw red. Lost it. But I think it's understandable, given the circumstances and my condition.

Scott Stanford

So, what does the future holds for RK-Bro, now?

Randy Orton

[his eyes are losing focus] There's still plenty more to come from Randy Orton and Matt Riddle but if you don't mind, I'll tell you more about it later tonight, once I've had the chance to talk with my partner.

Scott Stanford

Thank you, Randy. [Orton leaves without a word] | 70

LOVE AT WORK

Angelina Love is now working as a manager and she's been looking for a match for her only client. She's walking backstage when she bumps into Shane McMahon and Bronson Reed.

Angelina Love

Oh, Shane, it's a pleasure to meet you! I don't think we've been formally introduced. My name's Angelina Love. I'm a six-time Knockouts champion.

Shane McMahon

Sorry, I don't watch that show.

Angelina Love

Ah, yes, I understand. Well, I'm working as a manager now. You may have seen my client, Dijak, on Main Event. He's been getting some impressive results.

Shane McMahon

Sorry, I don't… [he stops mid-sentence and cracks a smile] I must have missed that. That's great news. Now, if you'll excuse me…

Angelina Love

Well, you see, Shane, I think Dijak is ready for the big leagues, now. Maybe, if you could put in a word for him, he could show you what he can do. I'd be most grateful.

Shane McMahon

[something dark and sinister passes on Shane's face] I could get you introduced… no, forget about it. I'm afraid I can't help you but don't worry, the cream always rises to the top. [he's about to leave but Love gets in his way]

Angelina Love

Please, Shane, I must insist…

Shane McMahon

First of all, it's not 'Shane', it's 'Mr McMahon' to you. As soon as this show's on, for all intent and purposes, I am Mr McMahon. Are we clear?

Angelina Love

Er… yes.

Shane McMahon

Yes, who?

Angelina Love

Yes… sir?

Shane McMahon

No. Yes, Mr McMahon.

Angelina Love

Yes, Mr McMahon.

Shane McMahon

Good. Since your client wants a match so bad, I think I have something for him. Tell him to get ready. I'll send someone.

Angelina Love

Thank you, S… Mr McMahon! [Shane and Reed are already walking away, without a look back] | 58

LA KNIGHT vs SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

After the break, Ranallo and Barrett remind us that LA Knight has been away for a few weeks, after an unsuccessful challenge for Bobby Lashley's US title. Nakamura, meanwhile, is on a poor streak. Knight paces nervously inside the ring while Nakamura makes his long-winded entrance.

They're both looking for an opening during the feeling out process but LA Knight scores the first big move after a back body drop leads to a springboard moonsault. Nakamura gets to his feet and tries to return the favour but Knight catches him with a skylord slam. Knight ends that strong sequence with a gravy train for a deep two-count. He sends Nakamura running with an Irish whip but his opponent's jumping Yakuza kick takes him off-guard. A sit-out gourdbuster gives Nakamura his first count of the match, albeit a brief one. Before Knight can get back up, he locks in a cross armbreaker but he can't prevent him from reaching the ropes. With momentum now firmly in his favour, Nakamura goes to the top turnbuckle. Knight sees the danger and counters with a spectacular box jump implant DDT. He lands an Argentine neckbreaker before weakly covering Nakamura, who kicks out easily.

Both men have a tough time recovering. Nakamura is slightly quicker though and his agility allows him to connect with a diving knee drop, catching Knight square in the jaw. Now that he's finding a second breath, Nakamura gets more creative: an apron knee drop almost takes out Knight. Nakamura's ready to end it but his Kinshasa is countered into a Death Valley driver, for another near-fall. He kicks out, gets some distance… and this time, the Kinshasa connects. However, the impact is such that Knight is literally thrown out of the ring. Nakamura is forced to drag his lifeless carcass back in, only to get caught by a standing dropkick. Knight tries to press on but Nakamura hits an inverted exploder suplex for another near-fall. They both know that the next big move could be the last. They keep setting each other up for their respective finishers, until Knight finally reacts a second quicker and connects with his BFT. This time, Nakamura has no answer.

Winner by pinfall: LA Knight in 10:58 | 59

KNIGHT ISN'T DONE

As soon as the bell rings, LA Knight gets his hands on a microphone.

LA Knight

What you just witnessed is the biggest star in this company taking out the trash. Yeah. Wrestling in general and this place in particular are full of dummies. Dummies like this guy, who acts like a star but can't even put in the amount of work required to get his sorry-ass over. [he points at Nakamura] Yeah, I'm talking to you, Mister Michael Jackson cosplayer. Dummies like Bobby Lashley, who thinks he can get his championship reign longer by putting yours truly on the shelf. Dummies like the WWE management, who make me jump through the hoops instead of giving me a title match straight away. Talk about wasting somebody's return. Yeah. Let me talk to you. In the coming weeks, you will witness the most meteoric rise in this company's history because there is nobody out there better than LA Knight. [he drops the mic and leaves unceremoniously] | 72

BREAKKER'S CATCH

Cathy Kelley is with Bron Breakker and Shotzi backstage.

Cathy Kelley

Bron, we've seen you attending to Shotzi earlier tonight. Care to expand on that?

Bron Breakker

I think the cat's out of the bag now, Cathy. Yeah, Shotzi and I are an item now. It's something new for both of us but I have to say that I really like her… unconventional side.

Cathy Kelley

And what about Rox…

Bron Breakker

It's never easy to move on and I think we should respect her privacy.

Jerry Lawler joins the conversation.

Jerry Lawler

Hey Cathy, you know what they say – cheating is only cheating if you get caught. [curiously, Shotzi seems to be enjoying his humour] Bron, I know you're supposed to love thy neighbour but maybe you pushed things a little too far, don't you think?

Bron Breakker

[rolling his eyes] He's a friend of my father and uncle, you know… You see Cathy, there's never a dull moment around here.

Cathy Kelley

Well, I think congratulations are in order!

Bron Breakker

Thank you, Cathy, but I think we should both keep our focus firmly in the ring. I understand the fans enjoy having a peek behind the scene but I'm here because I want to prove I'm the best in the ring. [Lawler is still telling 'jokes' as they leave] | 59

EMMA vs ASUKA

We're told that Asuka has requested a non-title match tonight and Emma, coming off a brutal feud with Bianca Belair, has decided to take her challenge.

Emma insists on shaking hands with Asuka and takes that opportunity to get things underway with a cheeky airplane spin right from the get-go. Showing she took a leaf out of heel Belair's book, she keeps pushing Asuka's buttons with a standing hair pull. Asuka hits back with a spinning back fist. Emma walks through a hail of strikes though and lands a sit-out powerbomb for the first pin attempt of the match. Asuka kicks out, grapple with Emma for a few seconds on the mat and locks in the Asuka lock but Emma is close enough to the ropes to break the hold. She tries to gain some momentum but Asuka catches her with a grab toe-hold and immediately locks in her submission hold again. Using her free arm, Emma lands a lucky elbow right in Asuka's temple. Emma's heavily favouring her right arm but she manages a front face lock, drags Asuka to the top rope and delivers a thunderous superplex.

Emma seems to be finding a second wind but while the referee checks on Asuka, Zoey Stark comes out of the crowd and hits her with a night stick. Emma's stunned but she launches herself forward, misses wildly with a couple of punches and finds herself on the receiving end of a buzzsaw kick. Emma drops to her knees but won't go down, while Asuka laughs at her and shouts something in Japanese. When Emma finally gets up, Asuka is ready to apply the Asuka lock in the middle of the ring. Emma has no option but to tap out.

Winner by submission: Asuka in 7:14 | 65

WYATT OUT

As soon as the match is over, Ranallo and Barrett inform us that they have received 'some footage', that will now be displayed. Uncle Howdy is standing in a middle of a dark room. There's a lot of wood around him, it could be a barn or cabin. A very faint blue light sometimes passes on strange scriptures on the walls. There's a loud ambient noise, like a strong wind blowing through a metal pipe. This time, he doesn't speak in Bray Wyatt's voice.

Uncle Howdy

Bray Wyatt, you are no longer fit to lead this group. I have been patient but I am not one of your puppets. Do you remember who find you when you were committed to that institution, when your name was nothing but a distant memory? It wasn't The Undertaker and it wasn't any of your pathetic puppets either. It was me. And I did it because I wanted to be with Him. I brought you back here and I brought you back to the WWE, where He was born. But all I have seen since then is the shell of a man squirming in front of the camera, spewing excuses. Where is He, Bray? I'm done waiting. I want to see Him and if you don't bring Him out before me, I will beat Him out of you. Do you hear me? You are nothing to me, Bray, just a door I needed to open. I will give you one last chance to give me what I want. Let. Him. Out. | 71

SISTER ABIGAIL (NIKKI CROSS) vs CHARLOTTE FLAIR

This is the second qualifier for the number one contender's triple threat match for Asuka's title. On her way to the ring, Flair makes it clear that she has a date with that belt but she's irritated to find out that Sister Abigail is in a playful mood.

The bell rings and she starts an impromptu game of cat-and-mouse with Charlotte, who's quickly losing her temper. She finally blocks her in a corner but Abigail escapes and get things started with a series of battering rams. Charlotte pushes her away and locks in a Boston Crab. Abigail thrashes around like a Tasmanian devil, forcing her to opt for a fallaway slam instead. She tries to push on but Abigail takes her down with a grab toe-hold and applies a camel clutch. Charlotte's too strong for her though and she has to stomp her in the back of the head before she's thrown away again. Seconds later, a diving crossbody gets her the first count of the match. Charlotte hits back with a superkick and goes for the top turnbuckle but Abigail is quick enough to catch her with a headbutt to the midsection, followed by a whiplash neckbreaker for a near-fall.

She goes close again with a diving clotheline but Charlotte keeps kicking out. Abigail goes to the ropes for momentum but she's caught with a big boot, giving Charlotte the time she needs to connect with her natural selection. Abigail doesn't sell the move at all though, jumps back on her feet and hits a Samoan driver on a stunned Charlotte, who still manages to grab the rope at the last second. Abigail is beside herself, laughing at Charlotte's expression. Charlotte replies with a front face lock that she transitions into a Spanish fly for a quick two-count. She locks in the figure eight but Abigail manages to drag her to the ropes. Charlotte almost gets herself disqualified for failing to break the hold but the look on her face tells the whole story. Abigail's no longer laughing though and she gets turned inside out by a spear from Charlotte as soon as she gets up on her feet.

Charlotte is already tasting the victory but Abigail kicks out at the very last second. She starts arguing with the ref about an alleged slow count, giving her opponent some time to regroup. Abigail sneaks in behind her and sends her crashing into the corner with an Irish whip, following up with a monkey flip. She then locks in a double underhook crossface but Charlotte won't tap out. A crossbody attempt is countered when Charlotte's big boot gets her square in the mush. She sets herself up for another spear but Abigail steps away and Charlotte crashes into the corner. A roll-up attempt can't get the job done either for Abigail. She goes for a sister Abigail but Charlotte turns the table on her with a backbreaker and drags her to the top turnbuckle for an avalanche natural selection. Abigail kicks out again, albeit weakly, but she has to admit defeat when Charlotte connects with another spear.

Winner by pinfall: Charlotte Flair in 14:41 | 72

OTIS TURNS OVER A NEW LEAF

Meanwhile, backstage, Chad Gable finally gets a hold of his former student [he'd been looking for him for weeks].

Chad Gable

Otis! Where have you been? The semester isn't over and there's still plenty to learn at the Alpha Academy!

Otis

Yeah… you see, boss… you've been away for quite some time with that King of the Ring tournament. There wasn't much to do at the academy and I took up that career in modelling with my new friends.

Chad Gable

Extracurricular activities are encouraged at the Academy but…

Otis

What I'm trying to say is that I think I want to give it a real try. John thinks…

Chad Gable

John?

Otis

John Morrison. You know? The new boss of Maxximum Male Models. He thinks I have a great future ahead of me. He says I remind him of his younger self.

Chad Gable

That guy is an idiot! I'm sure he believes Confucius is a disease! You can't trust him.

Otis

Look, boss, I'm grateful for everything you did for me but this is what I want to do now. I really hope you'll find yourself a new student soon. [Otis walks away]

Chad Gable

A-thank youuuu… [he's got tears in his eyes] | 60

UNHAPPY ALMIGHTY

Wearing his wrestling gear, an angry-looking Bobby Lashley makes his way to the ring.

Bobby Lashley

You all probably wonder what The Almighty does on a Saturday night, don't you? Well, let me tell you what he doesn't do and that's watching a second-rate live event like Money in the Bank! How do I know it sucked, I hear you ask? Simply because The Almighty wasn't a part of it. Apparently, there was no place on the card for the guy who has been carrying this show on his back since the beginning of the year and who happens to hold the only title worth a dime on RAW. Whoever booked that is an idiot but more importantly, I am sick and tired of being disrespected. I am the only champion on this show, unless you're willing to compare this… [he strikes a bodybuilding pose] with the two slobs who called themselves tag team champions. Pah! Don't make me laugh! So, here's what I'm going to do: send me someone, anyone, right now and I will beat that retard within an inch of his life to save the ratings. Come on! I want a victim, now! | 76

JINDER MAHAL vs BOBBY LASHLEY

Jinder Mahal's music hit and he makes his way to the ring with a resolute stare.

He's still taking his headscarf off when the bell rings and Lashley is obviously too eager to get going to wait. He clobbers Mahal in the back of the head and locks in a bulldog choke. Mahal tries to hit back but he gets caught by a fireman's carry press with Lashley simply dropping him out of the ring onto the concrete floor. Mahal gets back into the ring, only to be welcomed by a kick in the gut, followed by a dominator. Lashley is just tossing Mahal around the ring at this point. An avalanche Death Valley driver gets him a quick count but takes his opponent's shoulders off the mat himself. He keeps the pressure on with a massive clotheline, all the while trash-talking the audience. Mahal lays helpless in the middle of the ring after a side kick, forearm and clotheline combination. Lashley makes no effort to hide his contempt. He picks him up, sends him running with an Irish whip and delivers a massive spear before he simply put his foot on his face for the three count.

Lashley's still not happy though. As the bell rings, he pushes the referee away and makes his way out, tearing a fan's sign as he goes.

Winner by pinfall: Bobby Lashley in 6:01 | 63

PUMA'S OUT

Cathy Kelley is with Konnan to talk about Puma's absence.

Cathy Kelley

Please, welcome my guest at this time Konnan. Konnan, your protégé, Prince Puma, has been missing ever since his match against Omos. Do you have an update?

Konnan

I wish had better news but it's not looking well at the moment. Omos really did a number on his spine and he's in a bad spot right now. He's a brave boy but I can't tell you when he's going to come back or even if he's going to come back.

Cathy Kelley

That's sad to hear. Where is he… [MVP and Omos are intruding]

MVP

Well, sorry for the interruption but I have something to say. [pointing at Konnan] You, Sir, have been a great champion but unfortunately, you're an idiot. What were you thinking? Your boy had no chance against the Nigerian Giant! It's your responsibility as a manager. You literally sent him to the hospital yourself. If you have the money for that, that is! [MVP and Omos have a good laugh]

Konnan

And you're a piece of trash. You can buy as many thousand-dollar suits as you want, you will always be a t…

Cathy Kelley

Gentlemen! Let's keep the conversation civil, please! [but Omos takes the microphone off her hands]

Omos

Hey, Puma, if you're watching this – that's what you get for embarrassing my friend Apollo Crews. If you think you've got it rough, don't ever come back here because the next I see you, I will make sure you'll never get out of your wheelchair, twerp!

[Konnan and Omos exchange an angry stare as the camera fades away] | 57

DIJAK vs MATT RIDDLE

Despite the events from last night, Riddle looks his usual, happy self. We're quickly reminded of the situation between him and Orton while Dijak and Angelina Love are conferring at ringside.

However, as soon as the bell rings, it's obvious that Riddle isn't at one hundred percent. His reactions are slower than usual and after testing the water for a few seconds, Dijak goes all in with a thunderous chokeslam, planting his opponent in the middle of the ring. Riddle tries to roll out but Dijak catches him and hits a second chokeslam, this time on the apron. He's about to be hit with a third one, this time on the floor when he lands a Pelé kick on the back of Dijak's head. He uses that time to get back inside the ring and when Dijak follows him, he catches him with a final flash for the first count of the match. A discus big boot allows Dijak to return the favour, though. Riddle evades a series of punches next and waits for an opening to hit a step-up enzuigiri followed by a series of bro-kicks. Urged on by Love, Dijak reacts by blocking his leg before delivering a modified version of his dijection.

He goes for the cover but Riddle kicks out at two. The match is turning into a war of attrition and Riddle's losing. While he's fighting shadows, Dijak comes close again for a chokebreaker and another near-fall. Dijak's getting frustrated but, instead of finishing his opponent, he's toying with his food, kicking Riddle repeatedly in the head. He gathers momentum for one last power move but in one fell swoop, Riddle hits a bro-derek out of nowhere. Unfortunately, that took whatever was left in his tank and both men lay helpless in the middle of the ring. After what seems like minutes, Dijak gets to his feet and lifts Riddle for a feast your eyes but the impact is such that Riddle is knocked under the ropes and the referee won't make the count. Dijak starts stomping again but Riddle somehow manages to break his balance and he hits the post head first. Riddle gingerly makes his way up to and hits a floating bro. He sets himself up for another bro-derek but Randy Orton sneaks into the ring and delivers an RKO on Riddle before he can react. The referee has no choice but to call the match off.

Winner by disqualification: Matt Riddle in 9:44 | 75

MARITAL MAYHEM

Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa are talking backstage when Angel and Humberto come by.

Angel

Hey primo, would you look at that! It's our good pal Johnny Wrestling or is it Johnny Sha…

Tommaso Ciampa

Beat it, Angel, we're not in the mood.

Angel

[addressing Gargano] So, this guy's your new boquilla? I liked the old one better.

Johnny Gargano

Look Angel, I don't know what your problem is. I've never put my nose in your business – mostly because you've got absolutely zero personality – so I'd appreciate if you could do the same.

Angel

Oh, ok, ok, I understand. I was wondering if you could pass me your wife's… sorry, ex-wife's number? You see, my primo Humberto… he's a bit young and experienced with the ladies and I thought it would be nice if I could find him someone with some mileage.

Johnny Gargano

You son of…

All four start to brawl but the commotion attracts Dexter Lumis and Dolph Ziggler, who join this chaotic fray. Tables are broken, crates are thrown upside down and doors are slammed but nobody really comes out on top. | 53

KMA

Shotzi is walking backstage with a smile on her face when Shane McMahon and Bronson Reed step in front of her.

Shane McMahon

Miss Blackheart, what a pleasant surprise! I hear congratulations are in order. I enjoy a nice love story as much as the next guy, don't you Bronson? [Reed looks like he doesn't] Since you have Mr Breakker's… ear, it would be nice if you could remind him who's calling the shots here. It would be better for everyone if he got on my good side.

Shotzi

Sir, you know Bron. He's his own man.

Shane McMahon

Ah, I'm disappointed to hear that. These days, it's all about communities. Young people like you, they're looking for somewhere they belong, don't they Miss Blackheart?

Shotzi

Er… I suppose so.

Shane McMahon

A group, a team, an alliance, a stable… a club, maybe? Are you a member of a club, yourself, Miss Blackheart?

Shotzi

I consider myself a loner.

Shane McMahon

And yet, you have a partner. I've got an offer you probably won't be able to resist: I know of a club you could join in a matter of seconds. Right here, right now. Interested?

Shotzi

[probably realising where this conversation is leading] Sir, I wish I could stay but Bron's waiting for me.

Shane McMahon

Look, there's a cameraman over there. Let's get it on film. Hey, you! Come over here! Miss Blackheart, have you ever heard about the Kiss My Ass Club? It was founded by a great man, who happens to be my father… [Shotzi tries to run away] Stop her, Bronson.

Reed's fast enough to block Shotzi's escape and grab her by the neck while Shane starts pulling his pants down.

Shane McMahon

You'll be happy to hear that these little babies have been shaved clean this morning. They're not apples though so no matter how much… look out!

Bron Breakker bursts in and starts punching the heels. Shane retreats with his pants down while a short brawl between Breakker and Reed turns to the former's advantage. Reed finds himself on the receiving end of a couple of chair shots and Breakker and Shotzi leave as fast as they can. | 58

SHELTON BENJAMIN vs JEFF HARDY

MVP is here to accompany Shelton Benjamin as he walks to the ring and lays down his arsenal of weapons while Jeff Hardy makes his own entrance. Both men know each other pretty well and the feeling out process drags on, until Benjamin grabs Hardy's legs for a take down, followed by a sit out powerbomb. He climbs the ropes in search of another high-impact move but Hardy catches him with a hurricanrana for the first count of the match-up. Hardy's in a competitive mood and as soon as Benjamin gets back up, he goes down to a twist of fate out of nowhere. Benjamin only stays alive thanks to MVP, who puts his foot on the rope to break the count. An upset Hardy takes a couple of shots at MVP, giving Benjamin the time he needs to regroup. He comes back with a roll-up and adds a set up knee strike for good measure. A dragon whip sends Hardy to the floor but it's not enough to put him away.

Benjamin's frustrated and he furiously stomps at Hardy. The referee has to push him away and MVP takes that opportunity to have a go at him. Hardy catches him though, pulls him up and throws him into the ring before using him as a step-up for a poetry in motion. Benjamin hits back with a paydirt of his own but Hardy kicks out again. Benjamin looks so angry he's got a tough time keeping it together and when Hardy gets back up, he hits a devastating snap T-bone. Unfortunately, the momentum is such that Hardy lands beneath the ropes and the ref refuses to make the count. Hardy wisely rolls outside while Benjamin makes a B-line to his bag and picks up a baseball bat. However, Hardy is waiting for him. He evades the shot and delivers a twist of fate on the concrete. Despite the referee's protests, Benjamin follows him with his bat in hand. Hardy tricks him into following him and connects with a whisper in the wind, before finishing him off with a swanton bomb.

Winner by pinfall: Jeff Hardy in 9:29 | 59

GROWN-UP

Next up is a vignette featuring Austin Theory and his girlfriend Trish Stratus. She's kneeling beside him with her head resting against his thigh while he talks to the camera. A cigarette is stuck on the side of his mouth.

Trish Stratus

It's on, honey. Tell them.

Austin Theory

For six months, I held the only title that matters on this show. I was at the centre of the attention, all eyes were on me. Did I crumble under the pressure? No. Did I face one former world champion after the other? Yes. Did any of them beat me fair and square? I don't think so. And yet, some people, like that pimp John Morrison, have the audacity to call me a kid. Do I look like a kid to you?

Meanwhile, Stratus is pouring him a glass of whisky.

Austin Theory

Let me tell you this, there's nothing childish about Austin Theory, just like there was nothing childish about Randy Orton when he became the youngest world champion in WWE history. That title was unfairly taken away from me but I don't care. It made me realise I'm already bigger than any belt. I'm the James Dean of wrestling. As I was beating up Morrison inside that cage last week, I understood what my true calling is. I don't need a cause. I just need someone to hit. I enjoy the smell of blood, the sound of cracking bones and the whimpers of the poor suckers who have the misfortune of standing in my way. If they've got a belt, I'll take it. If they've got money, I'll take it too. The only thing I won't take from them is their girls because I already have the best.

He grins at Stratus, who hands him the glass.

Austin Theory

They tried to break me… [he sips in some of the whiskey but immediately spits it out] My God, what's that crap? Duck toilet cleaning liquid?

Trish Stratus

I'm sorry, honey, they didn't have your usual brand. I'm going to fetch you some orange juice.

Austin Theory

Thanks. They tried to break me but they'll soon find out who the real Austin Theory is. And I will make them pay for every single offence. Including that [he throws the glass and moves away from the camera]. | 74

MMM CHALLENGE

Ranallo and Barrett tell us that John Morrison has an important announcement to make. He comfortably sitting in an office armchair, his feet resting on his desk and a cigar in hand, with the rest of the MMM crew around him.

John Morrison

Sami, Kevin, I'm telling you this because they probably took your ugly mugs off the high school yearbook – if you even made it that far – but modelling is all about opportunities. A narrow-minded person would think I should be happy with my Money in the Bank briefcase. It's like a ticket to the fashion week in Paris, after all. But I that's something firmly into the future for now and I need to keep myself in the spotlight in the meantime. I'm also a nice boss who always finds some time to put his best partners in the spotlight. Take Otis, for instance. He used to play second fiddle to that moron Chad Gable but he deserves so much better. I think he deserves to be tag team champion. So, here's what I propose: let's give him what he deserves and set up a nice little retirement party for you two at SummerSlam. It's on me. [they all snicker as the camera fades to black] | 69

BRAY WYATT vs SETH FREAKIN ROLLINS

As Seth Rollins makes his way to the ring, we're told that two matches have been signed for next week: Otis and John Morrison will face Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens in a non-title match, while Ciampa and Gargano have requested a match with Dolph Ziggler and Dexter Lumis. Meanwhile, Wyatt makes his way to the ring alone. He's having a talk with Rollins but it's impossible to make out what they are saying.

Wyatt finally turns around and seems to be on his way out but Rollins hits him from behind with a poisoned frankensteiner. He follows it up with a stunner and quickly goes for the cover but Wyatt kicks out. Rollins presses rather rashly and gets caught by a grab toe-hold. Wyatt connects with a splash next and, again, looks like he wants to get out of there. As soon as he rolls out though, Rollins hits him from behind with a suicide dive. Something lights up in Wyatt's eyes and when Rollins comes in for another hit, he counters with a dropkick against the apron. Back inside, Rollins lands a lucky kick in the back of the head, which opens the door to a diving kneedrop. He's looking for another cover but Wyatt grabs him by the neck, delivers a massive chokeslam and tries to snap his neck. Shades of the Fiend there, as the announcers are quick to point out.

It doesn't keep Rollins down though, who tries to send his opponent out with a clotheline over the ropes. It doesn't work either but sets up a falling apron paroxysm seconds later. Rollins keep the upper hand as they both make their way back in, delivering a slingshot springboard clotheline for another near-fall. Wyatt is having a tough time getting back to his feet and Rollins takes this opportunity to hit a curb stomp. He goes for the cover… but Wyatt goes straight back up. Rollins seems upset (and so do the fans). He runs up to Wyatt for a slingblade and gets caught by a spear instead. Wyatt adds a DDT for good measure and starts pummelling Rollins in the middle of the ring. The referee creates some separation but just as the competitors are about to resume, all four posts suddenly spit fire, blinding the three men inside. It's not Kane though but Uncle Howdy and Finn Balor who start beating down on Wyatt.

They retreat from the ring as the flames disappear. Rollins takes this opportunity to set Wyatt up for a pedigree but he manages to counter with a back body drop. Rollins returns the favour with a Thesz press but as he starts punching him, Wyatt locks in the mandible claw. Rollins is about to tap out when Howdy grabs the referee's attention, allowing Balor to break the move with a double foot stomp. Rollins goes for the curb stomp again but Wyatt counters with a headbutt, leaving both men gasping for air in the middle of the ring. Rollins gingerly gets up and hits a running shooting star press but turning Wyatt's massive girth around proves difficult. Instead, he picks him up for a pedigree. Wyatt counters to set up a sister Abigail but Rollins, out of desperation, throws his weight forward and both men crash against the post. When he goes up, Wyatt's eyes have turned white. He delivers a uranage slam on Rollins and immediately follows up with a sister Abigail for the three count.

Winner by pinfall: Bray Wyatt in 16:22 | 77

As soon as the bell rings again, he falls unconscious in the middle of the ring. That's Balor's and Howdy's cue. They beat him down mercifully, set up a table and put it on fire. As the show goes off the air, they are sending a lifeless Wyatt headfirst through it.

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NEXT WEEK ON RAW...

John Morrison & Otis vs Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens

DIY vs Dolph Ziggler & Dexter Lumis

SUMMERSLAM CARD (so far)

John Morrison & Otis vs Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens (RAW Tag Title match) (?)

Cody Rhodes vs Bray Wyatt (?)

Asuka vs ???

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Previously on SmackDown...

It's been pretty much business as usual on SD. Roman Reigns has been given a month off after a long post-WM feud with AJ Styles and the OC. Throughout that feud, The Usos haven't endeared themselves with their cousin, with various unfortunate interventions. Sikoa, on the hand, has proved more reliable. Before taking a break, Reigns made it clear that their Tag Team Titles was all that kept The Usos in The Bloodline... and as luck would have it, they lost it to the Street Profits at Money in the Bank.

Gunther lost his Intercontinental Title to Edge at Money in the Bank, just a few months short of Honky Tonk Man's record, apparently falling victim of the Ultimate Opportunist's mind games.

Injured at WrestleMania, Sheamus has come back more determined than ever to get his hands on the only title he's never won.

Drafted to SmackDown without Finn Balor, Damian Priest and Dominik Mysterio have found a new leader in Karrion Kross. He's vowed to turn the faction into a major player and immediately targeted AJ Styles. Things have escalated quickly: after death threats were exchanged, Styles, Gallows and Anderson ambushed Kross and threw him out of a window.

Drake Maverick has tried various combinations to mount a comeback as a manager, all ending in abject failure. The management finally took notice of him and, last week, Stephanie McMahon fired him during the pre-show.

Nothing much has been happening on the women's side either. Rhea Ripley has been destroying everyone in her path but, then again, she's been facing lesser opponents for a while.

Becky Lynch has been embroiled in a couple of filler feuds with Lacey Evans and then Alexa Bliss.

Lastly, Ronda Rousey and Shayna Baszler won the Women's Tag Team Titles at WrestleMania and have been enjoying the same kind of dominance as Ripley ever since.

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Nov 29, 2023 19:54:44 GMT 1 MoonchildRoddy said:

I've got my eye on this one, the Morrison superpush is greatly appreciated.

Thanks! It's funny he never won a major belt. His mic skills aren't exactly Attitude Era level but he's a solid worker, he's got a good moveset and he should have been able to capitalise on his looks. I have an idea I'd like to try for his cash-in but it's going to take me some time. Hopefully, I won't wear your patience too thin!

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From Battle Creek, MI

DEADBEAT CHAMP

The show opens with a backstage segment. Rey Mysterio walks into Edge's locker room.

Rey Mysterio

Hey, mi amigo! I wanted to be the first to congratulate you! Nobody thought you could do it but you proved them all wrong!

Edge

[showing off his IC belt] I told them I still got it. This is what I'm all about: titles. I'm the ultimate opportunist and Gunther learnt that the hard way. I know I'm wrestling on borrowed time, Rey, but I'm going to give it everything I've got. I feel as strong as ever. What I've lost in speed and strength, I make up for in grit and…

Dominik

[walking in with Rhea Ripley by his side] Oh, please, stop it! If I hear another word, I'm going to throw up. Edge, you sound like a dinosaur with Alzheimer. You've been saying the same thing over and over since you've been back and, apart from having you ass handed to you by the group you created in the first place, what did you achieve? You cheated your way to yet another title, thanks to your old lady.

Rhea Ripley

[rolling her eyes] And that's what he calls 'grit'…

Rey Mysterio

You may be mi hijo but that doesn't give you the right to talk that way to an old friend.

Dominik

Edge may be a relic, but you're the worst. Look at yourself, you're licking his boots just to remain relevant. I can't remember the number of times you lectured me about doing things 'the right way'. But hey, he's an old friend so it doesn't matter if he cheated Gunther out of a record reign. You make me sick.

Rhea Ripley

He's got a point. You're a hypocrite, Rey.

Dominik

Let me tell you something else. It's 2023. People don't want to see an old drug addict reliving his glory days and America's worst dad patting each other in the back. You had your time under the sun.

Edge

And you know what the people want?

Dominik

Yes, I do. They want to see wrestlers they can relate to. People who fell on hard times because of their crappy families but who never let their head drop.

Rhea Ripley

People they can look up to, like my Dom.

Edge

You have got to be kidding me. I've never taught you the lesson you so richly deserve for two reasons. One, you're my friend's kid. Two, you're so delusional, you actually make me laugh. But if you keep sticking your nose in my business…

Dominik

What're you going to do about it? Call the police? Been there, done that, mate. You've got nothing to impress me and if you didn't have that belt, you wouldn't even be worth my time.

Edge throws a fist in Dominik's direction and he jumps back behind Ripley.

Edge

Yeah… you're a real hero. Here's what I propose: once you've changed your underwear, look for one the other clowns in the Judgement Day and meet me and my friend Rey Mysterio in the ring. You think you can manage that, Mister tough guy?

Dominik doesn't say a word but he looks at Edge with hatred in his eyes.

Rhea Ripley

Last time you tagged against Dominik, it didn't end well for you, Rey. Are you sure you're up for another defeat?

Rey Mysterio

If there's no other way, I'll beat some sense into him.

Ripley laughs her way out with her boyfriend while Rey and Edge exchange a concerned look. | 82

DOMINIK MYSTERIO & KARRION KROSS vs REY MYSTERIO & EDGE

Edge gets to show off his new Intercontinental belt but ringside's pretty crowded with the Judgement Day out in full force. Michael Cole and Pat McAfee share their surprise at seeing Kross back in action after being thrown out of a window by AJ Styles.

Dominik starts things up against his father. The feeling out process is quite short though, as Rey seemingly has no answer to Dominik's more aggressive style. After evading a couple of kicks, Dominik lands the first big move of this bout with a jumping neckbreaker. He starts kicking him all over the ring, until Rey tags in his partner, who immediately lands a swinging neckbreaker on Dominik. A bridged German suplex gives him the first count of the match up, albeit a short one. He ends that short sequence with an Edgecution but takes a little too long to cheer with the crowd to get the pin. Kross comes in illegally and spears Edge before he can resume his domination, then drags Dominik into the corner, tags himself in and slaps in a kneebar while Edge is still down. He then gets a two-count from gutwrench suplex transitioned into a powerbomb. Rey Mysterio wants to join the fray as Kross sets up a piledriver but Scarlett pulls him down and his head hurts the apron.

Kross tags Dominik in, who gets another near-fall after a springboard triangle moonsault. Edge kicks out again but a headscissors takedown sends him crashing into the corner. That's Mysterio's cue: he lands a springboard neckbreaker on Dominik and follows it up with a frog splash. He connects with a diving splash before going for the pin but Ripley grabs Dom's foot and put in on the rope. Before he can retreat to his corner, Dominik is sent flying across the ring with a frankensteiner. Rey rushes after him but Kross catches him with a chokeslam from the apron. Mysterio tags out, Edge drags Dominik in the middle of the ring and locks in the Edgecator. Dom is about to tap out when Edge notices the other members of the Judgement Day circling around Mysterio and Beth Phoenix. He breaks the hold and throws himself at them with a suicide dive. Dominik tags out and Kross pulls Mysterio back in by the head before delivering a high knee. He puts him into the Kross-jacket but apparently for his sole enjoyment, since Mysterio isn't the legal man.

Edge rushes back in, prompting Kross to release the hold but he's not fast enough to escape the spear. Edge goes for the cover but Dominik breaks the count at two and a half. Kross takes this opportunity to roll out but tags Dominik on his way. A senton sends Edge crashing down and gives Dominik the time he needs to hit a frog splash. However, Mysterio, who was left lying on the floor, is close enough to break the count. He helps Edge over their corner, tags in and connects with a springboard sitting senton. He follows it up with a wheelbarrow bulldog and a dropkick that sets Dominik up nicely for a 619. Things are getting chaotic at ringside though, with Damian Priest delivering a south of heaven on Edge behind the referee's back. Meanwhile, Scarlett hops onto the apron, forcing Mysterio to break his move. Kross sneaks in, hits the doomsday sequence on Mysterio and leaves. With all the time in the world, Dominik goes for the frog splash and gets the three count.

Winners by pinfall: Dominik & Karrion Kross in 14:54 | 71

GIVE US A SPOT… OR ELSE

The ring's being cleared when Drake Maverick and Veer Mahan come out unannounced, dragging Akira Tozawa behind them. Once he's in the ring, Maverick grabs a mic, while Mahan locks in a cervical clutch on Tozawa.

Drake Maverick

Ok, I think we've been very patient but this is enough now. This man is one of the greatest athletes India's ever produced. He's a machine of destruction. And yet, he's been systematically ignored by upper management. We've asked nicely but since nothing's changed, we're going to put that poor sod – what's you name already, pal? – through a very painful hold until we finally get what we deserve.

Drake puts the microphone in front of Tozawa to capture his screams but after a few seconds, Stephanie McMahon comes out.

Stephanie McMahon

What do you think you're doing here? First, I want to know who let this man in. He doesn't even work for us anymore. Drake, I told you last month: we're sorry, we don't have any plans for you so we're letting you go, for the sake of your career.

Drake Maverick

As you can see, I can make my own plans! Come on, Steph, you couldn't see true talent if it punched you in the face. This guy is an absolute monster and I happen to be his manager.

Stephanie McMahon

[sighing heavily] I'm getting tired of your delusions and you're hurting one of my employees. So, here's what's going to happen: you're going to let go of Akira and you will leave this building and go wherever you want to do whatever you want so long as I never see you again. Are we clear?

Drake Maverick

No. What's going to happen is that you're going to give us what we deserve.

Stephanie McMahon

I don't have time for this. Security!

It takes two dozen of people but Maverick is finally sent on his way, screaming and kicking, while they have to threaten to use a taser gun on Mahan to move him out. | 50

NEW ORDERS

Gunther is backstage with Ludwig Kaiser and Giovanni Vinci.

Ludwig Kaiser

Herr General, we are sorry we couldn't help you on Sunday. We take full responsibility for our failure and await your punishment.

Gunther

[laughing sarcastically] Don't worry, my friend. Everything is going exactly as I planned it.

Ludwig Kaiser

I beg your pardon, Herr General?

Gunther

This Edge character has a pretty high opinion of himself but he's nothing if not predictable. You see, Ludwig, when you know your enemy, the battle is already won. Sometimes, you have to lose a battle if you want to win the war. Beating that clown's record, the Honky Tonk Man, as the longest-reigning Intercontinental champion would have been nice but I felt there was an opportunity for something much, much bigger.

Giovanni Vinci

I don't know what you're talking about.

Gunther

And this is why I'm the master strategist. I will set in motion the next part of my plan but I need you two to do something for me: I want you to win the tag team championship from the Street Profits. Focus all your attention on that. I'll be fine on my own.

Ludwig Kaiser

Are you sure, Herr General?

Gunther

I know exactly what I'm doing.

Gunther walks away, leaving Kaiser and Vinci to exchange puzzled glances. | 66

BLISS WANTS MORE

Meanwhile, Alexa Bliss is in the middle of the ring.

Alexa Bliss

So… I think it's time to take a step back and reflect about what happened these last couple of months. I said I'd win the Queen of the Ring tournament and guess what – I did it. Then I said I'd punish that airhead Becky Lynch for costing me a shot at the SmackDown Women's title and, yes, I did it again. The next logical step…

She doesn't get to finish her sentence though, as Alba Fyre attacks her from behind. It doesn't work as well as intended though and she has to retreat before Bliss takes the upper hand.

Alexa Bliss

Who's that idiot? I don't even know who she is! Bring me a referee, now!

Adam Pearce steps in.

Adam Pearce

Since you're asking nicely, Alexa, I'm in a mood to go old-school tonight. We'll make this a tag match. Alexa, you'll team-up with Zelina Vega while Tamina will be in Alba's corner. And this match is next. | 66

ALBA FYRE & TAMINA vs ZELINA VEGA & ALEXA BLISS

Fyre and Bliss start things up. Bliss is aggressively looking for an opening but Fyre uses her size advantage to keep her at bay. Bliss is finally the first to lose her temper, allowing Fyre to connect with a superkick. Bliss looks shocked but before she can react, Fyre slaps in a guillotine choke. Vega sneaks in and kicks her in the back of the head before hitting a stunner, prompting Tamina to come in too. After a moment of chaos, the referee restores some order and the match restarts with Vega and Tamina. Vega tries to use her quickness to make a difference but she's immediately squashed by a powerslam. She wriggles away from Tamina's pin attempt though and strikes back with a basement hurricanrana of her own but she can't get any kind of momentum going as Tamina hits a Samoan drop. She's about to cover her for the win, when she notices Bliss is beating down Fyre at ringside.

Bliss kicks Fyre's head into the steel steps, rushes back in with Tamina in hot pursuit and tags herself in. A basement dropkick straight to Tamina's face then puts her up for a middle rope insult to injury. All that's left for her to do is to deliver her twisted bliss for the three count.

An angry-looking Bliss leaves the ring before the referee gets the chance to raise her hand – much to Vega's annoyance.

Winners by pinfall: Alexa Bliss & Zelina Vega in 7:22 | 53

MORE SMOKE

Adam Pearce is with the new SmackDown Tag Team champions, The Street Profits.

Adam Pearce

Gentlemen, congratulations for winning the tag team championship last night but, as you already know, you can never rest on your laurels in WWE…

Montez Ford

Wowowo, Adam! Let me stop you right there! You mean… we will actually have to defend these belts?

Angelo Dawkins

More than twice a year?!

Adam Pearce

I see where you are going with this but I don't think it is my place to comment on your predecessors' actions. I took the liberty of setting up a number one contenders' match between Legado del Fantasma, The Imperium and The Usos [The Street Profits noisily comment on each of the participants]. That way, you will have all the time you need to prepare for your match at SummerSlam.

Angelo Dawkins

Thank you, Adam. I think everybody knows who we will be rooting for.

Montez Ford

Yeah, we can't get enough of these guys. They're as lazy as an old couple of lapdogs but we enjoy kicking their tails because. WE. WANT. THE. SMOKE. | 72

BACK AGAIN

Ronda Rousey and Shayna Baszler stand in the middle of the ring.

Ronda Rousey

Ok, shut your traps, we haven't got all night and I haven't made all this way to listen to a crowd of hillbillies trying to come up with something relevant. Me and Shayna, we do have something to say. You see these? To most people, they're a WWE title, something they can only dream of. To us? It's a curse.

Shayna Baszler

It seems we've broken the toy. We've destroyed whatever few teams there were in the first place and now, nobody wants to face us.

Ronda Rousey

Sad, but true. Some of these teams are made of cowards, others are made of incompetent wrestlers but at the end of the day, we end up twiddling our thumbs. We missed Money in the Bank, we missed King of the Ring… and if I'm being honest, Triple H made the right decision. Nobody's going to pay to see us humiliate the same teams over and over.

Shayna Baszler

Maybe it's time to retire these titles.

Ronda Rousey

I'm afraid…

Raquel Rodriguez' music hits.

Raquel Rodriguez

We'll fight you.

Ronda Rousey

[laughing] No, you won't. You've tried with a million different partners and it always ends in the same way. Do yourself a favour, sweetheart: let the big girls play.

Raquel Rodriguez

My partner was injured last time around but she got better.

Liv Morgan music hits and she waves playfully to Rousey.

Ronda Rousey

Oh God, here we go again. Alright, here's what we're going to do: if you can beat us tonight, fair and square, we may consider giving you another title shot. After all, it's been fun punishing that little brat Liv. If you can't, well, I know I'll simply hang this belt over a mantelpiece somewhere and move on. So, try not to disappoint us – this time. | 69

LEGADO DEL FANTASMA vs IMPERIUM vs THE USOS

As announced earlier, this match has been set up to determine the number one contenders for the Street Profits' Tag Team titles. Joaquin Wilde, Giovanni Vinci and Jimmy Uso get things started.

As soon as the bell rings, Jimmy and Vinci being to trade punches in the middle of the ring, completely ignoring Wilde. Their carelessness is repaid with a diving moonsault that sends for latter crashing out of the ring. Helped by Del Toro, Wilde connects with a diving splash that gets him a short count on Jimmy. He sees Vinci getting back up and goes for the spectacular with a tope con hilo, prompting a short brawl at ringside. Vinci tries to sneak back into the ring but he gets caught by a superkick that might have been enough for the win if Del Toro hadn't saved the match-up. Vinci hits back with a German suplex but that doesn't get him any closer to win. Jey tags in and delivers a Death Valley bomb on a returning Wilde. Del Toro steps in and starts double-teaming Jey with Vinci's help. A clotheline sends him crashing outside, while Vinci brings in Jimmy, who's unceremoniously thrown off with a double dropkick. Vince gestures to Del Toro and together, they go for a double springboard tornillo.

Four competitors lie in a heap at ringside but Wilde is still the legal man, a fact that isn't lost on Ludwig Kaiser. He pulls Vinci's body in, tags himself and hits his bridging leg hook belly to back suplex on a defenceless Wilde. That's not enough to get a three count but the swinging DDT that follows is, despite Jimmy's and Jey's desperate attempt to break the count.

Winners by pinfall: The Imperium in 7:45 | 65

USO OUT

Before the Usos get the chance to clear the ring, Roman Reigns' music hits. Imperium and Legado del Fantasma leave unceremoniously, while Jimmy and Jey look on nervously as their cousin makes his way to the ring, with Solo Sikoa and Paul Heyman in tow. Reigns slowly enters the ring and picks up a microphone.

Roman Reigns

Battle Creek… acknowledge me! So, your Tribal Chief decide to take a little time off – just a few days really – and this is what I find when I come back.

Jey Uso

Hey Uce, listen…

Roman Reigns

Shut up. Did I ask you a question? [he angrily grabs Jey's face and pushes him a way] I said, did I ask you a question?

Jey Uso

No, Uce.

Roman Reigns

Then keep your mouth shut. So, for me, it's another embarrassment but for the two of you, it's just a Friday night. Is that what I'm supposed to think? ANSWER ME!

Jimmy Uso

Look, Uce, they didn't pin us…

Roman Reigns

Oh, wow. Now, I'm impressed. These four jobbers couldn't pin my cousins. I'm so proud. And I suppose those two weed-smoking morons didn't pin on Saturday either. This has been going on for too long. I'm the only one who puts any effort into this. From day one, you two have been riding on my coattails. I'm the head of the table, you're just here for the free lunch. Is that what it is? You've been failing me for months now. You can't get anything right. Is that funny to you?

Jimmy Uso

You know it ain't like this, Uce…

Roman Reigns

Then how come I'm still a double, undisputed champions and you are… well, you're nothing?

Jey Uso

Because we're always here to help you and you can't say the same.

A heavy silence falls onto the ring. Jey looks away, as if he regretted his words.

Roman Reigns

You feel you are being treated unfairly? Uh? Is that what you think, you little…

Reigns drops the microphone and gets into Jey's face, pushing him as far the opposite corner. Things are getting physical and Jimmy moves in to pull Reigns back but Sikoa catches him with a Samoan spike before he can put his hands on the Tribal Chief. Jey finally pushes him back, only to find himself on the receiving end of a spear. Sikoa goes to grab a couple of chairs and so begins a long and uncomfortable beat down in the middle of the ring, while Heyman films the whole thing on his phone. Pat McAfee begs Reigns and Sikoa to stop their mauling but he only gets a chair shot in the face for his troubles. Once neither Jey nor Jimmy are responding to the pain, Reigns, Sikoa and Heyman leave the ring in silence. | 99

LIV MORGAN & RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ vs RONDA ROUSEY & SHAYNA BASZLER

The champions begin this non-title match in a confident mood. Rousey is still exchanging pleasantries with Baszler when the bell rings.

Morgan, on the other hand, seems to be more focused. Taking advantage of her opponent's distraction, she lands a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown from behind. Before Rousey can get back to a vertical base, she's caught by a 201 facebuster and Morgan scores the first pin attempt of the match. This immediately wipes the smile off Rousey's face. She evades a couple of punches, sends Morgan into the ropes and locks in a hanging armbar. She releases the hold and even lets Morgan tag out, daring Rodriguez to come at her. She does though, with a vicious clotheline. Rodriguez goes for a powerbomb but Rousey counters with a rolling headscissors. A tornado flatliner gives her a short count and she decides to bring in Baszler. She starts working on Rodriguez with a series of kicks before she slaps in a stretch muffler and transitions into an ankle lock. She ends the sequence with a modified fireman's carry takedown. Rodriguez' leg is so painful that she can't break out of it but Morgan saves the match-up at the last second.

Rodriguez crawls to her corner but, sensing Baszler behind her a sidestep sends her opponent crashing shoulder first into the post. Rodriguez tags out and hits a corner slingshot senton splash on her way out. Morgan rushes out, gains momentum and delivers a series of clothelines on Baszler. A picture-perfect dropkick gets her close again but no cigar. She tries her luck again with a bulldog from the second rope, without success. Baszler finally gets some breathing space when she evades a superkick and smashes Morgan's leg against the mat. Rousey comes in and Morgan gallantly tries to press on but she gets caught in an inverted capture suplex instead. She gestures to the crowd and applies the armbar on Morgan, who's about to tap out when Rodriguez, somehow, manages to break the hold. She doesn't get to enjoy her success though, as Baszler viciously kicks her in the head.

The would-be challengers are lying prone in the middle of the ring and Rousey and Baszler start beating them down, ignoring the referee's protests. They seem to be enjoying themselves, showing each other painful holds… until the bell rings again. The referee has stopped the match disqualified Baszler who wouldn't quit the ring. The champions are furious and they resume their beating until a bunch of referees pull them apart.

Winners by disqualification: Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez in 10:31 | 71

DID STYLES GO TOO FAR?

Kayla Braxton is interviewing AJ Styles, flanked by the rest of the OC.

Kayla Braxton

Please, welcome my guest at this time: AJ Styles. AJ, let's address the elephant in the room. Last week in Canada, you literally threw Karrion Kross out of a window. He's been competing this week but could have been severely injured. Don't you think this feud is getting out of control?

AJ Styles

Let me get this straight, Kayla, I'm supposed to let these goons target and threaten my brother Karl Anderson. Is that what you mean?

Kayla Braxton

No, but…

AJ Styles

Karrion Kross is nothing special. He's just another bully. His spooky act is nothing but a trick. He tries to draw you attention away from the fact that he's a very average wrestler and one that would hardly ever win without his lackeys to help him out. If you give an inch to people like Kross, it's over. You have to make them understand there are easier targets elsewhere. Because that's what they're ultimately looking for: easy targets that will make them feel strong. But he's made a big mistake this time because neither Karl, nor the OC is an easy target. Kross got lucky last week. He should count his blessings, stay out of our way… and pray that we don't decide to push this further.

All three OC members have a good laugh at the idea before they make their way to the ring, leaving Braxton to stare pensively at the camera. | 66

THE OC vs THE BRAWLING BRUTES

The Brawling Brutes are already waiting for them in the ring and Karl Anderson starts things up with Ridge Holland.

Both men are looking for an opening without much success until they begin to slug it out in the middle of the ring. Anderson finally breaks the deadlock when he lands a missile dropkick, after an Irish whip and back body drop had sent Holland on the floor. A rocket kick jumping nearly tears Holland's head off and gives the OC the first count of the match. Anderson keeps the pressure on with a series of kicks and punches but Holland counters with a short arm clotheline. Butch comes in, snaps his fingers and adds a couple of kicks to the guts for good measure. Anderson evades the following enzuigiri though, which gives him the time he needs to tag out. Gallows starts clearing house with a belly to belly suplex. Holland rushes to his partner's aid but gets a bicycle kick in the face for his troubles. Butch hits back though with an elbow smash from behind. Gallows drops on the mat like a sack of stones and Butch seizes the opportunity for a finger stomp. Gallows replies with a headbutt, tags Anderson in and together, they deliver the magic killer.

Butch looks toast but the Judgement Day comes out from the crowd to attack AJ Styles at ringside. Damian Priest and Dominik are doing a number on him, banging his head against the steps. Gallows rushes to his aid, with Anderson right behind him but Karrion Kross appears on the other side of the ring and flattens Anderson with a Krosshammer and retreats. Holland tags in and hits the Northern grit for the three count and, amidst the chaos, the Brawling Brutes get the win.

Winners by pinfall: The Brawling Brutes in 7:45 | 62

THE END OF THE ROAD

Up next is a short video posted on social media by Goldberg. Meanwhile, Cole welcomes back McAfee at the commentary desk as he's only suffering from minor injuries following his brush-up with Reigns.

Bill Goldberg

Drew McIntyre, last Saturday at Money in the Bank, you beat me fair and square. I'm man enough to accept that. Like you said, I've been in this business for a long time but now I have to answer a different kind of question: what's next? I wish this day would never happen but maybe this was the last straw. There comes a time when a man should put his things in order, let go of his regrets and leave. Maybe that time has come for Goldberg. I've been blessed with outstanding support from my family, my friends and a lot of people I've never met. I want to thank them and let them know that whatever my decision may be, I will make sure they hear it from me first.

With a sad look on his face, Goldberg turns off the camera. | 69

SARRAY vs RHEA RIPLEY

We're told that this non-title match has been requested by the champion, who's waiting for her opponent alone in the ring.

She seems to be in a foul mood though and keeps pestering Sarray throughout her entrance. She finally loses patience and attacks her while she's got her back turned. A running suplex plants her firmly in the mat but Ripley doesn't look interested in a quick victory. Instead, she grinds her challenger's face under her boot, taking poses. Sarray tries to fight back but only gets an electric chair facebuster for her troubles, Ripley making sure to send her crashing against the top of the post. Sarray is busted open and she's desperately trying to evade the ring but Ripley catches up with her and delivers a sit-out prism trap. Sarray immediately taps out yet her nightmare doesn't stop there. Ignoring her pleas, Ripley uses the ropes as leverage to crush her skull against the post. She has to go through a GTS and a riptide before the titantron turns itself on and Ripley's attention is caught elsewhere.

Winner by pinfall: Rhea Ripley in 5:28 | 52

A BLOODY CHALLENGE

On the screen is Becky Lynch, who's dragging Dominik Mysterio's body behind her. There're bloody smears on the nearby walls and table.

Becky Lynch

Oy Rhea, since you were busy stroking your ego in public with that pointless match, I took some liberties with your boy-toy. I don't think he'll be of much use to you tonight; he's going to have a headache [she carelessly tosses Dominik away]. Now that I've got your attention, here's what's going to happen: you are going to defend your SmackDown Women's title against me, The Man, at SummerSlam. You can bring what's left of your boy-toy, you can bring your pals from the Judgement Day, I don't care. It's time for me reclaim what's mine. No more Alexas or Laceys to save your hide. You can kiss that belt goodbye. You've had it easy so far but it's over now.

Ripley is gesturing furiously at the titantron while paramedics are taking Sarray away. Ripley angrily flips the stretcher over on her way out. | 73

ONE MORE BLOCK ON THE ROAD

Once order has been restored, Drew McIntyre makes his way to the ring.

Drew McIntyre

So, now that I rid us of the last dinosaur, there's a few things I wanted to get off my chest. Three years ago, I beat Brock Lesnar and won the WWE championship. That was the proudest moment of my life. When I look back on my career – the highs, the lows – this is one moment I will never forget. And you know who was there to celebrate with me? Nobody. When I earned the right to face Roman Reigns at Clash at the Castle, it felt like the stars aligned. Everybody knew I was ready to beat him. And you know what happened? Nothing. Because…

Logan Paul's music hits.

Logan Paul

Well Drew, I'm sure your little sob story was leading… somewhere but the truth is, I think I speak for everybody when I say: we don't care. If you want to talk about your feelings, why don't you try blogging. Admittedly, you'd be two decades late but that's the story of your career, isn't it, Mr Chosen One? [he steps inside the ring] You keep making excuses, man. Just look at yourself: you should have a long list of accolades to your name by now but at the end of the day, you couldn't get it right. Me on the other hand, I have a very long and very successful career ahead of me. So, here's an idea: follow your own advice, step aside and if I'm feeling generous, I'll introduce you to a couple of people to soothe your feelings. How does that sound?

Drew McIntyre

[clenching his teeth] Like someone talking out of arse. You're not even…

Before he can finish his sentence, Paul catches him flat-footed with a right hook. While McIntyre is nursing his jaw, he calls for the bell and a referee. | 68

LOGAN PAUL vs DREW McINTYRE

Quite pleased with himself, Paul is already trolling the crowd. While he's got his back turned, McIntyre hits back with a powerful lariat. Paul eats a couple of punches but gets some separation with a back body drop, before a middle rope blockbuster sends his opponent crashing. McIntyre tries to fight back but Paul sends him on his way out with a clotheline over the top rope. He doesn't get the last laugh though, as McIntyre hits back with a guillotine before sliding back in for a falcon arrow and the first near-fall of the match. Despite the pain, Paul continues to taunt him with a 3MB sign that only gets him a Glasgow kiss as an answer. It looks like the match's over after the way McIntyre cleaned Paul's clock but he somehow manages to put his foot on the rope at the very last second. McIntyre goes for an early claymore kick but Paul sidesteps him and hits a snap skull crushing finale, with McIntyre's head bouncing awkwardly on the mat.

Instead of covering him, he picks up his phone and captures a video in which he guarantees to his fans he will win tonight's match. McIntyre gets back up and tries to mount a comeback but, his eyes still glued to the phone, Paul catches him with a back elbow. Paul's having fun at this stage and his hip toss is more for show that damage. Despite the boos from the crowd, he keeps shouting: 'I can do everything!' And it looks like he can as he lands a phenomenal forearm next, right in McIntyre's mush. Still, that's not enough to put him away. Paul goes for a dropkick next but McIntyre counters with a sit-out powerbomb for a two-count. Paul's proving too quick and too nimble for McIntyre to mount any kind of offense and a second blockbuster sends McIntyre crashing down again. Paul uses the time and space to deliver a buckshot lariat for another near-fall. He then lands a second phenomenal forearm on his opponent but his momentum is such that McIntyre is sent tumbling outside the ring.

Paul takes a few shots with his phone before he goes after McIntyre. He sets him up for a big foot against the post but McIntyre moves out of harm's way at the last second and connects with a future shock DDT on the concrete floor. McIntyre then drags Paul's body to the commentary table and delivers a sit-out powerbomb. Both men are lying in the middle of the debris but just as McIntyre is about to get up, Paul performs a grab toe hold and sends him crashing against a monitor. He gets up, get back in the ring to stop the count, goes to the top turnbuckle and hits a frog splash on McIntyre on the concrete floor. Again, both men spend a long time trying to recover from the damage but the referee seems reluctant to count them both out. Paul finally tries to drag McIntyre back in but McIntyre blocks his move and sends him crashing against the steel step. Paul's stunned and McIntyre connects with a claymore kick but both men crash into the barricades and into the crowd.

There's a lot of commotion as it seems one attendant has been caught between McIntyre and Paul. People are beginning to panic and when the dust settles, Paul is standing tall over McIntyre. He drags him back to the ring and finishes him with another frog splash, this time for good. The referee raises his hand but as the show goes off the air, Jake Paul is seen high-fiving his brother, with a brass knuckle around his fingers.

Winner by pinfall: Logan Paul in 15:05 | 69

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NEXT WEEK ON SMACKDOWN

Karrion Kross vs Karl Anderson

Ronda Rousey vs Raquel Rodriguez

SUMMERSLAM CARD (so far)

John Morrison & Otis vs Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens (RAW Tag Title match) (?)

Cody Rhodes vs Bray Wyatt (?)

Asuka vs ???

Rhea Ripley vs Becky Lynch (SD Women's Title match) (?)

The Street Profits vs The Imperium (SD Tag Title match) (?)

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NO MORE FREEBIES

The show kicks off with Sami Zayn's and Kevin Owens' entrance. The RAW Tag Team champions have a few things to say a word to John Morrison and Otis who sneak-attacked them last week, before demanding a title match (the footage is briefly shown).

Sami Zayn

Hey, Topeka, Kansas ! It's nice to be here tonight but Kev, I believe you have a message for MMM...

Kevin Owens

Yes, I do. First of all, I don't give a crap if I don't have the looks to be a model. You think I was going to cry? I don't even have the physique to be a wrestler! But I've never been the type to listen to what anyone tells me. I do what I want, when I want. And guess what, every Monday I turn up with a championship belt around my waist. You have a portfolio. Sorry, but I'm not interested in trading.

Sami Zayn

Ever since Kev and I won these titles, people think they can just turn up and have a match: the Usos, Omos and Reed, Los Lotharios, RK-Bro... You know what? We've had enough. You think all you have to do to get a title match is beat us up? Think again. From now on, every shot will have to be earned.

Kevin Owens

I'm told SummerSlam is the biggest party of the summer. You know what the biggest party of the summer would be for me? Spending time with my kids instead of them watching me get trashed on TV!

Sami Zayn

You want to fight? No problem, we're here. But if you want to take these from us [he's showing off the belts], you're going to have to prove that you deserve it. So if you beat us tonight, we'll see you at SummerSlam. If not, keep playing Barbie Top Model amongst yourselves.

Kevin Owens

A word of advice: take photos before and after the match. It'll make your mates laugh. | 87

RIDDLE IS READY TO FORGIVE

Scott Stanford is standing with Matt Riddle.

Scott Stanford

Please, welcome my guest at this time, Matt Riddle. Matt, your relationship with Randy Orton has taken a turn for the worse since Money in the Bank. First Orton punted you in the head and last week you were on the receiving end of an RKO. Can you still find a way to work together after all that's happened?

Matt Riddle

Scott, I listened carefully to what Randy had to say last week and I think he's right. It's not all his fault. It's a health issue. It's not his fault. I think he was a bit upset at Money in the Bank, but I'm sure we'll find a solution. I've got some weed at home and if he wants to come over, we can have a quiet chat about it over a nice...

Steve Austin interrupts.

Steve Austin

Son, is your brain eaten by maggots or something? Don't you see who you're dealing with? Orton is worse than an animal. He's a scumbag who preys on people in their weakest moments.

Matt Riddle

Steve, don't take it like that, dude...

Steve Austin

I've been listening to you and you sound like an old hippy looking for an excuse to get back together with her abusive husband. Have some respect for yourself!

Matt Riddle

I know that deep down Randy's a good guy. We've had a lot of good times together and we're going to have a lot more. We'll get the team back together and this time we'll win the tag team titles!

Steve Austin

You're completely out of your damn mind, son. I feel like I'm talking to a jackass.

Matt Riddle

Believe me, in a couple of months we'll all be singing together in the middle of the ring, with the belts.

Austin sighs heavily and walks away. Riddle smiles at Stanford and whispers "you'll see" before leaving him alone. | 77

JEFF HARDY vs RANDY ORTON

Mauro Ranallo and Wade Barrett inform us that this match has been requested by Jeff Hardy, following his victory over Shelton Benjamin last week.

Orton slowly circles his opponent, a sick smile on his lips, looking for an opening. Finally, he rushes at him, but Hardy ducks and lands a corner dropkick. Orton takes a few kicks before regaining the upper hand with a back body drop, followed by a standing leg lock. Hardy breaks free and sends Orton to the mat with a kick out DDT. He follows up with a reverse powerbomb that sends Orton crashing to the ropes for the first pin attempt of the match. Orton kicks out but Hardy continues his onslaught. A 450 splash gives him a second two count. At this early stage, Orton looks completely unable to turn the tide. He tries to leave the ring, but Hardy hits him with a dropkick from behind. He sees an opening: Hardy goes up on the top rope for his swanton bomb but Orton counters with an RKO out of nowhere. Unfortunately for him, he's too exhausted to cover. He just rolls out of the ring.

Both men remain on the floor for long seconds. When Orton gets back in the ring, Hardy is already waiting for him but he manages to counter his attempted clotheline with a full Nelson slam. He continues with a front face lock and sets Hardy up for his hanging DDT. He covers him but Hardy kicks out at two. Hardy ducks a powerslam attempt and sends Orton to the outside with a dropkick. Without giving him time to turn around, he hits him with a sommersault plancha. He executes another reverse powerbomb on the concrete floor and, this time, Orton's head hits the steel steps. Orton's busted open, but Hardy struggles to get him back in the ring. He still manages to get in an avalanche sit-out gourdbuster, but Orton kicks out again, at the last moment. Hardy and Orton trade blows in the middle of the ring and Hardy thinks he has the advantage when Orton collapses. He climbs to the third rope again, but Orton was playing possum: he follows him for a devastating superplex.

They both struggle to get back to their feet. Hardy is still the quickest though and hits Orton with a twist of fate out of nowhere. Orton kicks out and takes advantage of a moment of inattention from the referee to send his thumb into Hardy's eye, before landing a reverse Boston leg crab. Hardy refuses to give up and Orton is not patient. He picks him up and sends him across the ring with an exploder suplex. Hardy is barely conscious at this point and Orton turns back to the camera, an evil look in his eye. He tries a punt but Hardy manages to turn away at the last moment and avoids part of the impact. Another hanging DDT brings him close to victory, but still no cigar. Orton sends Hardy into the corner with an Irish whip but Hardy counters with a whisper in the wind. Both men struggle to get to their feet again. Orton ducks an enzuigiri, giving him time to land a diving crossbody. Out of ideas and out of strength, they stare at each other for a long time. Hardy kicks him in the guts for his twist of fate but Orton connects with an RKO. He lands heavily on top of his opponent for the fall. 1... 2... 3, the match is over.

Winner by pinfall: Randy Orton in 15:09 | 74

BACK FROM THE VOID

Next, Bray Wyatt makes his way the ring. He still wears the marks of last week's brutal attack. He is staring into space and his hands are shaking.

Bray Wyatt

I... I think it's time I told you something, a little secret. I know a lot of strange things have happened since I've been back in the WWE. I also know that some people are disappointed. I read the comments online. It's hard for me because I've tried to introduce you to the real Bray Wyatt. But I know some people expected something else. People like Uncle Howdy. All I can say is I'm sorry [tears well up in his eyes]. I don't want to be that person any more, even if what I read sometimes makes me very angry. I'm free now, thanks to all of you and I want to stay that way.

Uncle Howdy interrupts.

Uncle Howdy

Bray, you're a coward and a hypocrite. Have you forgotten what you said to me when I came looking for you in this hospital? When I put you in the presence of the Undertaker? Promises were made and now they must be kept. If you won't let him out, I'll beat him out of you. Bray Wyatt, you're...

A spectator comes out of the crowd... it's Taylor Rotunda, Bray Wyatt's brother!

Taylor Rotunda

Wind... Bray, it's me, your brother. I know you don't remember me, but tonight I'm not here as Bo Dallas. Tonight, there are no masks, no personas. I'm here to save you. This man is not your friend. He's not even Uncle Howdy. He's an imposter.

Bray Wyatt

Man... I don't understand anything. I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Uncle Howdy saved me and without him, there can't be a Wyatt 6...

Taylor Rotunda

That's not true. You don't need him. Let me be Rambling Rabbit. I want to be one of your puppets, Bray.

Uncle Howdy

Who do you think you are? You think you can take my place? You're a loser. Your career is a joke. You're nothing. You don't belong with Him.

Taylor Rotunda

Shut up! You think I'm a failure as a wrestler? You may have a point... but I'll save my brother. Come on, get in the ring, fraud. We'll see which one of us deserves to side with Bray.

Uncle Howdy rushes into the ring as Wyatt comes down stammering incoherently. | 71

TAYLOR ROTUNDA vs UNCLE HOWDY

Rotunda doesn't even wait for Howdy to enter the ring: he attacks him directly with a belly to belly suplex. Howdy counters with a headbutt that knocks his hat off and nearly breaks his mask in two. Rotunda staggers, but he attacks again with a series of knee strikes straight into Howdy's solar plexus. Howdy is stunned and Rotunda takes advantage to try and rip off his mask. Howdy escapes with an elbow to the face, but Rotunda resumes his assault with a rope hung swinging neckbreaker. He's clearly not looking to cover him, just to inflict maximum damage. Howdy gives himself some breathing space with a vertical suplex, but his respite is short-lived: Rotunda surprises him with a spear that sends him tumbling to the other side of the ring. A series of knee drops practically knocked Howdy out. Rotunda doesn't wait for a better opportunity and delivers his roll of the dice. Howdy's head crashes hard on the mat but he still manages to roll out of the ring.

The referee starts his countdown but Howdy clearly has no intention of resuming the fight. He makes a few threatening gestures as he walks away, while Rotunda tries to get the attention of his brother, prostrate at ringside.

Winner by count out: Taylor Rotunda in 6:49 | 45

SNEAK ATTACK

Iyo Sky is walking through the corridors of the arena with her Money in the Bank briefcase in hand when Bayley pops up behind her. Before Sky can react, she smashes her on the concrete floor with her rose plant. She goes to pick up a bin and jams her head into it, hitting her repeatedly with the lid. Sky manages to push her away and tries to get away but Bayley pushes her head first into the wall. She grabs her briefcase out of her hand to continue beating her up. Security eventually arrive on the scene, but Bayley still has time to throw a crate at Sky's knee, who is writhing in pain on the floor. Medics join the scene to tend to her wounds while the guards take Bayley away. | 71

HE'S BACK

Cathy Kelley is about to interview Konnan.

Cathy Kelley

Konnan, last week you gave us some bad news about Prince Puma.

Konnan

Si, Cathy. The doctors were very pessimistic. We thought he was lost to wrestling. [he smiles] But they make them tough in Boyle Heights. And the puma is a powerful god. Today, I'm pleased to announce that he's back!

Prince Puma joins Konnan and Kelley.

Cathy Kelley

That's great news!

Konnan

Si. For his first match tonight, he'll be taking on Angel Garza. I know him well. He's a great wrestler but Puma has been resurrected by occult forces and I don't think anyone's going to be able to stop him: not Angel, not Omos.

Cathy Kelley

Anyway, good luck tonight, Prince Puma.

Konnan replies 'gracias' but Puma just gives Kelley an intense stare before leaving. | 55

ANGEL vs PRINCE PUMA

Angel is quietly waiting in the ring as Konnan and Prince Puma make their entrance. The two men study each other for a few seconds, looking for an opening. Finally, Angel goes to the ropes and surprises Puma with a springboard stunner. Puma kicks out and hits him in the temple with a roundhouse kick. Angel falls out like a ton of bricks and Puma takes advantage with a 450 splash for the first two count. Angel rolls out of the ring and catches Puma by surprise with a grab toe hold that sends him head first into the steel steps. He tosses him into the ring and sets up a tree of woe punt kick. A hammerlock DDT sends Puma crashing into the mat but, instead of covering him, Angel decides to use his finishing move straight away: the wing clipper. Konnan climbs into the ring to distract him but Angel sends him to the floor with a superkick. He takes another few seconds to taunt the crowd before executing his hold and covering Puma in the middle of the ring.

Puma manages to kick at the last second and takes advantage of Angel's surprise to launch a code red. P50. It isn't enough to get him down tough and, seeing his mentor on the floor, Puma leaves the ring to help him. Angel takes the opportunity to regroup before sending Puma and Konnan down with a suicide dive. Puma scrambles to his feet, but takes a superkick in the teeth. Puma staggers but he pushes Angel back against the commentators' table, jumps to the apron and leans on the post for a wallflip moonsault plancha. The referee orders the competitors back into the ring. Angel avoids a punch and uses the ropes for a jumping clotheline followed by a dropkick. Puma dodges the next attack, lands a back body drop and knocks Angel out with an axe kick. He pretends to leave the ring, changes his mind and uses the ropes for a springboard 450 splash before covering Angel, as MVP and Omos make their way to the ring.

Angel manages to kick out again, much to Puma's frustration. He goes back to the ropes, but Angel counters with a dropkick from behind. Puma falls awkwardly and looks knocked out. Angel takes the opportunity to take him to the third rope and unleashes an avalanche Spanish fly but, once again, Puma escapes. Both men remain on the floor for long seconds, exhausted. They get to their feet and trade a few blows in the middle of the ring. Puma starts to gain the upper hand though and Angel tries to escape to the ropes only to be hit with a running frankensteiner. Puma follows up with a shooting star crossbody but Angel kicks out once more. Puma delivers a European uppercut and hits him with a double moonsault for another fall. Angel gets down on his knees and begs Puma to spare him. Puma approaches and Angel seizes the opportunity to slap in a wing clipper lock. Puma is in a bad position but he finds the strength to lift his opponent before smashing him repeatedly against the post. Now all he has to do is apply his 630 senton for victory. The referee raises his arm under MVP's and Omos' angry stares.

Winner by pinfall: Prince Puma in 15:21 | 68

ONE STAR TOO MANY

Jeff Hardy is being treated in the infirmary after his match with Randy Orton. He is visited by LA Knight.

LA Knight

There's our favourite addict. So, we get our little boo-boos treated.

Jeff Hardy

Listen, I haven't had a very good night, so why don't you tell me right now what your problem is?

LA Knight

Me? No problem. No, sir. I just came to see if you needed a little syringe.

Jeff Hardy

I see... how original. This is the first time anyone's ever mentioned drugs to me. You're twenty years late to the party, man.

LA Knight

Just looking at your face, I feel like I'm listening to a Velvet Underground record. But hey, it's a family show. So why don't you tell us why you've ruined your career with this rubbish?

Jeff Hardy

I've already said what I had to say. Everybody has an opinion about Jeff Hardy. Everyone judges me. What I see is, I'm still here today. I'm still a match for a guy like Orton. And I'll tell you something else: people love me. I'm more over than you'll ever be with your crap catchphrases. I've explored places you have no idea of. When you've done what I've done and people come up to you in the street just to say thank you or tap you on the shoulder, we'll talk.

LA Knight

Cut the crap! It's all bullshit. It's bullshit that you tell yourself when you see your ravaged face in the mirror. You're a has-been. Do you know what game this is? It's LA Knight's game! And when I see an old junkie like you opening the show, I tell myself that there are people who should have their eyes checked or else they're riding the same lines as you do.

Jeff Hardy

So that's what it is then? Jealousy?

LA Knight

No, it's justice. It's the biggest star of this era emptying bins and kicking trash like you out of the way since no one else wants to do it. So let me talk to you. Take your needles, your clown make-up and your '90s pants and buzz off.

Knight slams the door and Hardy shakes his head. | 69

NAOMI vs BIANCA BELAIR

Ranallo and Barrett remind us that this is the third and final qualifying match for the number one challenger's match for Asuka's title.

As soon as the bell rings, Belair tries to overpower her opponent, but Naomi dodges everything. She hits the target with a few kicks, until Belair eventually gets her hands on her and tosses her across the ring with a biel throw. She picks Naomi up and delivers a fallaway slam that earns her the first count of the match. Naomi manages to counter several right hands and responds with a corner bulldog. Belair doesn't appreciate the disrespect but goes straight into a running headscissors. She goes in for the pin but Belair catches her with a headbutt, followed by an elevated double chickenwing. She doesn't want to cover her though; instead prefers to draw the list of all the injustices she's suffered in recent months. Naomi takes this opportunity to kick her in the guts. She goes for the ropes to get some speed but Belair is quicker: she unleashes a running spinning facebuster to literally plant her into the match.

At the last moment, Naomi manages to get one of her long legs onto the ropes. The match continues. Belair is convinced that the referee cheated her, which gives Naomi the opportunity to regroup and deliver a rear view mirror followed by a quick pinfall. Belair easily escapes and Naomi changes tactics: she goes for a single-leg Boston crab. Belair manages to counter her hold, but the damage's been done. She still lands a clotheline and follows up with a standing shooting star press. Naomi continues to avoid the majority of the attacks and she finds the opening for her flashing lights. Belair collapses to the floor and she takes the opportunity to apply her feel the glow. Belair is suffocating but manages to lift her opponent up for a sit out powebomb. It's Naomi's turn to be unconscious on the floor. Belair jumps in for a 450 splash but Naomi kicks out at the last moment. Belair is furious and starts to physically attack the referee.

Naomi slides in behind her and connects with a dropkick from behind. She sets up a headscissors driver but Belair is just too strong. She sends her head first into the post and follows up with a KOD for the count of three. Belair joins Charlotte and Bayley.

Winner by pinfall: Bianca Belair in 11:49 | 63

MONSTER COATTAILS

Angelina Love is wandering backstage, obviously looking for someone, when she comes across Braun Strowman.

Angelina Love

Braun, I've been looking for you! I don't think we need any introductions. I'm a seven-time...

Braun Strowman

Yeah, yeah, I know who you are.

Angelina Love

Lovely. Maybe you know I just started out as a manager...

Braun Strowman

And maybe you know I don't care? I haven't been given anything to do for two months and I'm like a lion in a cage. Someone needs to get these hands before I become crazy.

Angelina Love

Well, wouldn't you like to help Dijak get a bit of momentum? It would be a way of getting back in the spotlight.

Braun Strowman

You want me to destroy him?

Angelina Love

Uh... no, I was thinking more along the lines of a tag match. It would be a win-win deal.

Strowman sighs but doesn't even respond. He shoves Love and continues on his way. | 68

DEXTER LUMIS AND DOLPH ZIGGLER vs DIY

The match was set-up mid-week after a war of words between the three teams and Angel's inappropriate remarks about Gargano's ex-wife.

Dolph Ziggler and Johnny Gargano are first in the ring and you can tell there's a lot of animosity as they exchange punches without even waiting for the bell. After a few seconds, Gargano manages to apply a front face lock and follows up with a spiked DDT. He goes for an early pin, but comes up empty. Ziggler counters with a neckbreaker. Ciampa comes in but is met with a superkick. Ziggler rushes to the top of the post for a risky manoeuvre but Ciampa hits him with a European uppercut and plants him in the ring with a DDT from the third rope. He goes for the fall, Ziggler rolls out of the way. He comes back with a small package but Ziggler's legs get caught on the ropes, allowing him to set up his willows' bell. This time, Lumis intervenes. He lifts Ciampa up and delivers a dropkick. Ziggler takes advantage and crawls to his corner for the tag. Lumis comes back to Ciampa and throws him across the ring with a German suplex. Gargano demands the tag but Ciampa wants his revenge. He charges at Lumis, who counters with a spinebuster.

He covers him but Ciampa's tougher than that. He then decides to climb onto the third rope for his senton bomb but Gargano manages to knock him off balance. Ciampa tags out and Gargano lays his former partner out with a slingshot spear. It's not enough for the win but he surprises Lumis with a roundhouse kick as he gets back to his feet. He's about to set up his finishing hold when Los Lotharios come in and take out Ziggler and Ciampa, before attacking the competitors in the ring. The referee has no choice but to abandon the match.

No contest after 7:59 | 59

UNHAPPY FACES

Bobby Lashley is walking backstage. He looks just as angry as he did last week. He eventually finds Mankind, who is trying to burn himself with a steam vent.

Bobby Lashley

Cut the crap! I'm not here to play games. How long are you going to keep me on the back burner? What's your problem?

Mankind

I've been put in charge of the asylum and there's only one thing I'm interested in: making people suffer like I suffered. HOW DO YOU THINK I ENDED UP WITH A FACE LIKE THIS? DO YOU THINK I'M HAPPY LIKE THIS?

Bobby Lashley

I guess you must have pissed off someone like me back in the day but, honestly, I don't care.

Mankind

Of all the people here, you're the easiest to deal with. Your ego is so bloated and you are so insecure that the worst punishment for you is to be left alone.

Bobby Lashley

If you keep making fun of me, I won't be alone much longer because I'm coming into your boiler room to slaughter you. I WANT WHAT'S MINE! I'M THE STAR HERE!

Mankind

Yes... that's right... let your rage take over...

MVP and Omos arrive.

MVP

Well, if it isn't my old friend Bobby. Just the man I wanted to see.

Bobby Lashley

I'm busy.

MVP

As I understand it, you're not. How would you like a rematch with Omos for the United States title?

Lashley looks up and squints. He stares at the giant.

Bobby Lashley

Been there, done that. I want something new.

MVP

Bobby, we know each other well. I've been your manager. Trust me, give him what he wants.

Omos

You're gonna give me that belt. Or else...

Mankind laughs nervously. The camera turns away as the tension is at its highest. | 70

INDI HARTWELL vs SISTER ABIGAIL

Sister Abigail is in the ring, microphone in hand. 'I have something to confess to you,' she says but before she can continue, Indi Hartwell attacks her from behind and orders the timekeeper to ring the bell. A referee rushes into the ring.

She stomps Abigail and, when Abigail manages to get to her feet, she flips her over with a clotheline for the first count of the match. Abigail comes back with a kick to the gut followed by a bridging fisherman suplex, but Hartwell easily kicks out. Abigail tries another Northern light suplex, but to no avail. Hartwell responds with a hammerlock DDT but Abigail just laughs as her head hits the floor. Hartwell is a little unsettled, allowing Abigail to send her to the floor with a bulldog following up with a camel clutch. She's forced to release her hold, but she sends Hartwell into the corner with an Irish whip and connects with a cornered battering ram. Abigail tries to climb the post but Hartwell counters with a wheelbarrow facebuster. Abigail ducks a knee drop, picks up speed and runs straight into a back elbow. Hartwell sets up for a powerbomb, but Abigail twists and lands an omoplata crossface. Unfortunately for her, Hartwell is just too powerful: she gets to her feet and throws Abigail out of the ring.

She goes down to join her and hits a running neckbreaker. Abigail is completely disorientated and Hartwell takes full advantage with a flapjack that sends her opponent crashing into the commentators' table. At this point, Abigail looks like a ragdoll. Hartwell lands another DDT but her opponent's completely unresponsive. Instead of listening to the referee and getting back into the ring, Hartwell grabs a microphone and announces: 'His time is up. This war will end...' She doesn't get to finish as Abigail is back with a running crossbody. The two women trade blows on the outside, until Hartwell grabs Abigail's wrist for a short arm lariat. Abigail tries to regain the upper hand with a dropkick that sends Hartwell into the crowd, but she comes back a few seconds later by leaping from the barricade for a springboard rocket kick. Abigail's head hit the post hard but the referee had finished his count by then.

The match ends in a draw but the brawl continues on the outside until the referees separate the two women.

Draw after a double count out at 11:14 | 55

A POISONED GIFT

We return backstage, where R-Truth looks like he's looking for someone. He is approached by Shane McMahon and Bronson Reed.

R-Truth

Ah Vince, I'm glad to see you! I'm looking for...

Shane McMahon

[annoyed] What do you have to do around here to be called Mr McMahon, anyway?

R-Truth

Wow, calm down! I'll call you whatever you want. We've known each other a long time. By the way, I'm looking for... hey, is it me or has Yokozuna lost weight?

Shane McMahon

Could you stop acting like a moron for two minutes?

R-Truth walks over to watch Reed from every angle.

R-Truth

Damn... is that you, Rhyno? What happened to your face? One hardcore match too many?

This time Reed tries to throw a right hand but R-Truth ducks out of the way.

R-Truth

Okay, I'm sensing a little tension here. I'll leave you to it. I just wanted to ask you if you've seen Bron. Bron Breakker. We wanted to have a drink together tonight.

There's a glint in Shane McMahon's eye.

Shane McMahon

Really? What if I offered you something else instead? A match tonight, on television, for example.

R-Truth

Wow, Vince, that would be so cool.

Shane McMahon

Stop... well, forget it, it doesn't matter. Of course, if you win, I'll try to get you a championship match.

R-Truth

For the 24/7 title?

Shane McMahon

No, one of our employees literally binned it. But we'll figure something out.

R-Truth

And who am I going to fight?

Shane points at Reed, who approaches menacingly. R-Truth gives him a worried look and storms off. | 61

SHELTON BENJAMIN vs MUSTAFA ALI

A vignette during the Mustafa Ali entrance shows us that MVP isn't too happy with Shelton Benjamin's behaviour, which he deems to be out of control. In the absence of the injured Cedric Alexander, MVP and Omos accompany Benjamin to the ring.

Benjamin looks his usual, rabid self. He violently attacks Ali, who counters a series of punches, attempts a cheeky roll-up and finishes the sequence with a sit-out powerbomb. Benjamin gets up straight away and counters with an armtrap powerslam. He doesn't release his grip and transitions to an inverted armbar. Ali struggles and, despite the pain, manages to roll over, forcing Benjamin to release him. He regains the advantage with an enzuigiri that goes straight to his opponent's temple. Benjamin falls like a ton of bricks. Ali takes the opportunity to drag him under the ropes and delivers a 450 splash onto the apron. Benjamin is in a bad way, but Omos pulls him out. MVP and Ali almost come to blows until Ali sees Benjamin back in the ring. He rushes to the top of the post for a crossbody but Benjamin counters with a knee strike and follows up with a paydirt in the middle of the ring.

He covers him and the referee starts his count but Ali kicks out at the last second. Frustrated, Benjamin asks MVP to give him the bag containing his weapons, but MVP refuses as he doesn't want another disqualification. Ali takes this time to regroup and strikes back with a superkick that hits Benjamin straight at the back of the head. Ali lures him into the corner for a tornado DDT. With Benjamin lifeless on the mat, he goes for the 054 and connects. He doesn't get the win there, though, as MVP grabs the referee's attention to complain about who-knows-what. Omos takes that opportunity to take out Ali with a guillotine, giving Benjamin the time he needs to mount a comeback. A shellbomb sends his opponent crashing into the corner but Ali has enough werewithal to put his foot on the rope to keep the match going. This time, Benjamin is hell-bent on recovering his weapons. He's about to leave the ring when Ali catches up with him and delivers a Spanish fly on the concrete floor.

Both men spend a long time on the ground. Ali is the first to get back to his feet. He tosses Benjamin in, grabs a night stick, hits the approaching Omos and sets himself up for another 054. This time, Benjamin has no answer.

Winner by pinfall: Mustafa Ali in 10:54 | 62

UNEXPECTED RESCUE

Ali doesn't get to celebrate his victory for too long as Omos steps in, grabs him by the head and tosses him across the ring. Before he can make a move, MVP and Benjamin are upon him to stomp him. Omos is back and he sets himself up for his modified backbreaker when Shinsuke Nakamura's music hits. He makes a B-line to the ring, takes out Benjamin with a Kinshasa and dropkicks Omos over the top rope. MVP leaves the ring unceremoniously and all three members of the Hurt Business retreat backstage. | 64

SOME EXPLAINING TO DO

Emma's walking around backstage, obviously looking for Zoey Stark after her brutal attack, last week on RAW. She finally finds her stretching near the locker room area.

Emma

So, here you are. You think it's funny, meddling in other people's affair?

Zoey Stark

Look, I understand you're bitter but let's face it, you were never going to beat Asuka anyway. You should thank me for offering you an easy way out.

Emma

I don't remember asking you for anything, let alone hitting me with a truncheon to 'help' me lose a match.

Zoey Stark

Nothing's given for free, here. You have to earn a name for yourself and that's what I intend to do. If I have to bash your brains out of your skull to get noticed… that's too bad.

Emma

If there's one thing worse than an arrogant, self-conscious bitch, it's a hair-splitting, self-conscious bitch.

Emma grabs a bottle of water and throws the content into Stark's face. They start trading blows until security guards pull them apart. Amidst the ruckus, you can hear Stark saying 'Meet me in the ring, now!' | 48

ZOEY STARK vs EMMA

The fight starts from the top of the ramp, as soon as Emma and Stark emerge from the backstage area. They punch each other furiously until Emma finally grab a hold of her opponent and superplexes her into the barricade. An Irish whip sends Stark crashing against the rail with Emma throwing herself at her opponent with a crossbody for good measure. She tries to kick Stark in the head but she ducks out of the way and regain control of the fight, grinding Emma's face against the ramp, all the way to the ring. With Emma disoriented, Stark hops into the ring and delivers a springboard dropkick. The move took a lot out of both women, who have a tough time climbing into the ring. Emma crawls her way to Stark and slaps in her Emma-lock but they're too close to the ropes and the referee has to break the hold. Stark gets some distance and strikes back with a shining wizard for a near-fall. Emma tries to regain her composure in the corner but Stark rushes in for a back elbow. Emma moves out of harm's way, letting Stark collide head first with the post. She goes for a butterfly suplex but she botches her move and ends up hitting a bizarre roll-up. Stark's too stunned to kick out and Emma gets the win.

She leaves the ring quickly and walks away, leaving a furious Stark alone in the ring.

Winner by pinfall: Emma in 5:24 | 36

HIT ROW'S HIT

Dijak isn't too happy with his on-screen time on RAW (or the lack of it) and he's having a bit of an argument with his manager Angelina Love when Hit Row happen to pass by. They're making fun of them, until Dijak finally realises what's going on. With a smirk of disdain on his face, he simply grabs a crate and throws it in the trio's direction, over his manager's head. Top Dolla isn't fast enough to dodge and is hit straight in the chest. Adonis and B-Fab are calling for help while Dijak and Love resume their argument. | 38

BRONSON REED vs R-TRUTH

R-Truth raps his way to the ring and seems to be having a good time but the mood definitely sours a bit when Bronson Reed and Shane McMahon make their entrance.

As soon as the bell goes, Reed dares Truth to take the first shot. He seems reluctant but finally hits a big right hand that takes the taste out of Reed's mouth but he gets immediately caught with a headbutt. Truth is on the floor and, before he can react, Reed squashes him like a bug with a seated senton. Truth escapes a humiliating defeat and hits back with a superkick, followed by a spectacular 450 splash. He goes for the cover but hardly even gets a count. He ducks a couple of attacks and presses on with an enzuigiri, dropping Reed to his knees. In an impressive show of strength, he powerslams him into the mat and, this time, gets a near-fall. Reed is absolutely furious. He knocks Truth down with a shoulder tackle, before hitting a series of forearms to the head. Once his opponent's out, he moves on to a Samoan drop. A brainbuster gets him a two-count but no cigar. Truth takes one hit after the other without putting up much of a fight. Reed sets him with a death drop driver and, instead of covering him, he moves to the top turnbuckle for his finishing manoeuvre, the tsunami.

The win is just a formality, but that doesn't stop Shane McMahon from performing a little victory dance at ringside.

Winner by pinfall: Bronson Reed in 7:15 | 55

WELCOME TO THE CLUB

Shane and Reed chase away the referee and continue beating on R-Truth, until Shane grabs a microphone.

Shane McMahon

Topeka, Kansas, let me ask you a question. Do you like this guy? [he points at R-Truth and it's a resounding yes] Well, you're not very bright, are you? Never mind. Tonight, I'm going to give you a gift. Tonight, through this man, you are all going to kiss my ass, Mr McMahon's ass. Maybe some of you wonder why I chose that buffoon. The man you see before you has absolutely zero talent and yet, he's been fed and taken care of by my father for decades, just like he entertained you for decades. And where was R-Truth during my father's time of need? Did he get out of his way to remind everyone that my father is not only one of the wrestling's greatest minds but also a true friend and one of the most generous people in this country? No. And where were you, leeches? You tuned in week in, week out but when the man who gave you countless hours of emotions. If I had to list my father's achievements, I'd spend the night here, with my pants down and, believe it or not, I'm a busy man.

Reed grabs R-Truth by the hair and raises his head while Shane takes his pants down to reveal a thong.

Shane McMahon

This is why you are going to kiss Mr McMahon's ass through that two-faced, sad excuse for a wrestler's lips. You should thank me and thank God because Mr McMahon does have a magnificent ass. If he could talk, I'm sure that R-Truth would live up to his name for once and tell you how smooth my skin is. Come on now, Reed, give him the introduction!

Reed presses Truth's face against Shane's butt, whose face goes red while he screams 'Each and every one of you should line up to do the same'. Things calm down after a few seconds. Shane picks up his pants and make his way backstage, leaving R-Truth laying in the middle of the ring. | 62

NOBODY HOME

Cody Rhodes is walking backstage when he sees Bray Wyatt, sitting on a crate.

Cody Rhodes

Bray, I'm aware of what's going on around you and, if it means anything to you, I understand you're going through a rough patch. I feel sorry for you but that doesn't change anything, as far as I'm concerned. We need to finish our story and that has to happen at SummerSlam. I just want you to know that as long as our match is a fair one, there will be no hard feelings on my side.

Rhodes offers his hand but Wyatt is just staring at the wall in front of him.

Cody Rhodes

Look, I won't pretend to know what you're going through. You're obviously a troubled man but I… I hope you will find a way through all this. You've got a lot to give to this business. So don't let your inner demons win this fight.

Wyatt still doesn't say a word. Rhodes is about to walk away when the lights go out for a couple of seconds. When they come back, The Undertaker is standing in front of him, looking down upon him.

The Undertaker

Cody Rhodes… the flame of your career… shines brightly. The time has yet to come for you to meet… your fate. The strength of youth… makes one forgetful of one's own mortality. The shell you have in front of you… used to be Bray Wyatt. It is now a vessel for a powerful force… one I intend to use in a fight that does not concern you. If you interfere… you will lose a lot more than a simple wrestling match. Consider my words carefully.

Rhodes shoots him a defiant look.

Cody Rhodes

You know as well as I do that you have to fight to earn the respect of others in this business. If I let Bray get away with what he did, I may as well pack my bags. You don't mess with a Rhodes. It's a matter of honour.

The Undertaker

Hell has more than one beast and soon… you will come to regret your boorish attitude, Cody Rhodes.

Cody Rhodes

Is that a threat?

The Undertaker

I won't be the one to collect your soul.

The lights go out again and Rhodes finds himself alone. | 87

OTIS AND JOHN MORRISON vs KEVIN OWENS AND SAMI ZAYN

It's time for the main event of the evening and, as advertised, Otis and John Morrison have to beat Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn to get a shot at the tag team belts at SummerSlam. Maximum Male Models are out in force with Maxxine, ma.ce and man.soor at ringside. Otis and Owens start things up.

Both men circle around one another, looking for an opening. Otis is the first to lose his composure and he sends Owens to the ground with a shoulder tackle. Before Owens can mount a comeback, he knocks him out with a double axe handle that gets him a brief one-count. Owens hits back with a running clotheline and starts trash-talking his opponent. Otis is sent running to the ropes by an Irish whip but Owens gets caught by another shoulder tackle and Otis decides he's had enough and tags out. Morrison gives his sunglasses and his cigar to Maxxine and steps in with an arrogant smile. Owens tries to catch him with a superkick but he steps away and hits back with an overhead kick. He tries to follow it up with an enzuigiri but Owens catches him in mid-air and slams him into the mat with a pop-up powerbomb. Morrison kick out of the cover at the last second and a frustrated Owens tags out. Morrison takes that opportunity to roll out of the ring but it turns out to be a mistake as Zayn takes out all of MMM with a single tope con hilo.

A massive brawl ensues, with Owens joining up and ma.ce and man.soor getting thrown over a barricade. The referee finally restores some order and Otis replaces Morrison in the ring. Zayn continues his spell of dominance though. Otis charges him but he steps away and somehow manages to land a blue thunder bomb on his massive opponent. Otis kicks out at two but he can't deal with Zayn's speed as he connects with a diving crossbody. Zayn's doing a tremendous work of keeping Otis off-balance and that allows him to land a spectacular German suplex. Zayn finishes that incredible sequence with a diving tornado DDT and, this time, Morrison has to interfere to break up the count. He tags in, counters a right hand and hits a standing Spanish fly to halt Zayn's momentum. A beautiful sliding German suplex sends Zayn crashing on the mat but Morrison's too busy showing off outside to finish him. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, sees Owens with the corner of his eyes and, instead of focusing on Zayn, he goes for the spectacular with a double sideflip plancha on Owens.

ma.ce and man.soor help him to his feet but Otis headbutts Zayn while the referee is busy dealing with the chaos at ringside. This time, Morrison is ready for his starship pain but somehow, Zayn kicks out at the last moment. Things are looking dire for the champs as Morrison sets up another starship pain but Owens rushes out and sends him flying across the ring with a package fallaway powerbomb. Otis is back and he sends Owens crashing outside again with a clotheline over the top rope. The caterpillar on Zayn earns him another deep two-count but still no cigar. Zayn's looking for a tag out but he finds his corner empty. He's still fast enough to duck out of the way when Otis goes for a body avalanche. Zayn definitely seems to have Otis' number though and he goes close again with a Michinoku driver. He doesn't get to enjoy his feat though as Morrison takes him out with a Samoan drop and quark senton combo. The action in the ring is so hectic that it's almost impossible to say who the legal men are. Otis tries another cover but Owens manages to pull his friend out.

Owens and Morrison tags themselves in and after a series of missed chances/dodges, Owens lands a superkick right on the button. A package side slam sends Morrison down and the match might have been over at this point without Maxxine's and ma.ce's intervention to distract the referee. However, it backfires quickly as Chad Gable runs to the ring and attacks Morrison with a diving moosault and a tiger DDT cutter. He darts out of the ring and starts a brawl with ma.ce and man.soor, gifting an easy cover to Owens. The referee is about to get to three when Morrison miraculously gets his boot on the rope. It's utter pandemonium now at ringside and Morrison takes that opportunity to tag Otis in. He strikes back with a couple of shoulder tackles followed by a front slam but Owens won't go away. He rolls out of the ring but Otis follows him. That's Zayn's cue for his patented suicide corner tornado DDT. They work together to push him back into the ring but Morrison decides he wants in too, forcing the referee to push him back. Meanwhile, ma.ce attacks Zayn with the steel steps and man.soor delivers a slingshot neckbreaker on Owens. That leaves Otis with ample time to make his way to his partner. Morrison sets up his starship pain for the third time and, this time, he gets the win.

The show goes off the air with MMM celebrating in the middle of the ring.

Winners by pinfall: Otis and John Morrison in 19:36 | 80

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