The Roster:
911 - Not a good brawler, not a great hardcore machine, can't really put on a technical clinic, then why the f*** is he over? Because if there's one thing I know how to do, is hide someone's weaknesses and show their strengths. That's why.
Axl Rotten - One half of the Rotten brothers tag team "Bad Breed" and the better out of the two, Axl is HARDCORE in every sense of the word. He can brawl alright, cut a promo here and there, but put him into a Deathmatch and let the boy dance, baby!
Bad Crew - Let's face it, even their mothers couldn't tell the difference between these two. They're OK I guess, nothing special, but I like them and that's really all that matters.
The Dudley Family - What the f*** even are they? A cult of weirdos and misfits that somehow became my second best creative story. Never change, Philly, this shit is why I love you. So who here actually matters? These two - Buh Buh Ray and D-Von, The Dudley Boyz. They're f***ing badass, they tear it up in the ring and by god are they fun to watch.
Black Cat - Part of our growing and renowned lucha invasion here in the Steel City, not our best nor our most popular worker, but can do the job when we need him to.
Brian Rollins - You may know him as The Blue Meanie, this bastard is better than you might think, and that's why I'm sure I'll make him famous here in the City of brotherly love.
Buffalo Peterson - Our first signing for a while, I think Buffalo
can do it in the ring, on the mic, and has a strong look to him. He can definitely work here in SCW.
Bull Pain - This f***er can throw a hardcore match whenever I'll ask him too, and sometimes when I ask him
not to. He stays for a while.
Cactus Jack - One of
THE BEST workers on this planet, Mick is a f***in stud and I won't hear any word saying otherwise. This man embodies SCW, he embodies the working man wanting to make an impact and so help me god, I will keep him under the SCW name as long as I can.
Frank Stalletto - Just some jobber I picked up on my time here scouting Philly, nothing interesting.
Hayabusa - What an absolute g**damn LEGEND this man is going to be. I want him working here until the day I die, expect big things for him, and very soon.
Johnny Gunn - I don't really know about him, the fans love his gimmick, he can be a midcard jobber but if I need to cut him I won't think twice the way things stand right now.
Koko B. Ware - A USWA Legend, and one of our most over babyfaces. He probably won't hold the world title but you will see him as long as he's entertaining.
Konnan - The Hulk Hogan of Mexico they call him, and that's an insult in my eyes, because f*** Hogan and
ANYthing he stands for. This man resembles nothing of that slimey orange son of a bitch that Hogan is. I actually respect Konnan, and it doesn't hurt that he can actually wrestle, too.
Lord Zoltan - OK. I ADMIT, I may have made a mistake here, because while he's fun and has a dog, he can't really do shit, can he? But, he's the inaugural World Jr. Heavyweight Champion and I'm gonna make sure the belt looks good at all times. No matter who has it on him.
Lou Marconi - Jobber, nothing else.
Mike Awesome - That last name fits like a glove to Mike, he's badass, he's hard as nails, and he is most definitely AWESOME. Big things are awaiting you, kid.
The Pitbulls - A Tag Team for life, and a good one at that, they fit the SCW mold like a glove and that's why they're our champions right now.
Psicosis - Another Luchadore and a very capable one at that, currently in a stunning program with Rey Misterio, these two can produce magic out there any given night.
Raven - Oh Raven. Is it fair to call him the first true SCW legend? I believe it is. Deranged, unique, thrilling and captivating, THIS is my finest accomplishment as a writer, and his storyline with Tommy is gonna be the best thing since sliced bread, damnit!
Rey Misterio Jr. - A legend to be, only 20 years old and already one of, if not the, finest workers in our company, and an obvious heir to the Jr. Heavy Throne, I see multiple title reigns in his future.
Rob Van Dam - This kid just has something about him. I don't know what it is, but he has it. I don't like his gimmick, however, it's boring, and I don't do boring. Gonna have to fix that sometime soon.
Steve Austin - I'll be honest with you here, he's not staying for long. Let's face it, this man has too much to offer to Vince and Hogan, it's not a matter of "if", but "when" this extremely talented young man is gonna split.
Stevie Richards - Can't really work, but the people respond well to him alongside Raven and he makes a great Lackey, plus he can use a microphone better than most our guys.
T. Rantula - You'd think our champion would have a better name, but something about this one just caught me. I like him, and I'm gonna make him work as the champion.
Taz - Talk about a future champion. Taz, baby, get this name in your head, he's gonna make waves in the wrestling world because he actually looks like he can kill someone.
Terry Logan - Oh I'm gonna enjoy jobbing this one, sorry Asbjørn, nothing against you, bud, you just happened to look slightly like someone I f***ing hate.
The Sandman - The most hardcore it gets, baby. With Dawn by his side, a ciggarette in his mouth and a beer in his hand, this motherf***er is going to rock the arena, damnit!
Tommy Dreamer - Doesn't get more personal than that. Tommy is gonna be here for a while and probably replace me down the line, it helps a lot he's a damn fine wrestler, and what a g**damn story I have for him.
Possible Signings:
BG James - Charismatic, explosive, with a great look, James fits the SCW style and more importantly, I like him.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. - Very new to the business, but with the Guerrero name and blood in his veins, this kid's gonna be good.
Devon Storm - Devon would be a great addition to our Junior division, or at the very least a formidable jobber.
EZ Money - Same as the above, albeit slightly more of a chance he'll be memorable in Philly.
Ian Rotten - An obvious one, as we already have the second half of Bad Breed, Ian could very well appear on our show very soon.
Kid Kash - If we get Kash he would immideatly be one of our finest high fliers, and could work with any of our luchadores perfectly.
