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Post by Asaemon on Mar 27, 2020 19:31:02 GMT 1
In the not too distant future... The world was thrown into chaos through a series of cataclysmic events. Rising oceans, drought, famine, atomic war, mega-earthquakes and irate, feral teenagers denied internet access due to inflated prices, ravaged the planet and drove humanity to the brink.
Out of the ashes, six mega-corporations rose up, and staked their claim as the world’s newest super-powers. They battled for the hearts, minds, and online accounts of what remained of the human race. Monsatan, a biotech company, genetically engineered grain seeds containing a secret hormone to accelerate the growth rate of the world’s livestock. The result: tainted livestock mutating the human race into a more volatile and primitive species. However vegetarians in the Northwest refused to eat the tainted meat and once tofu and quinoa ran out they turned into cannibalistic brain hungry zombies. As for those who eat practically nothing, Los Angeles became a desert wasteland with a population of skeletons all thrilled at how thin they were. The South, with its meat heavy diet, decided to secede from the nation and became a menacing breed of fundamentalist orcs. The Midwestern mutants enjoy their craft beers and sausage, and make it a point to kill any-one who tells them they have an “accent.”
Hexxon Oil Corporation burned through fossil fuels and exacerbated global warming to a point where the demons in hell felt it was warm enough to come topside to wreak havoc. What was left of the United States government made a secret deal with the Microhard Corporation and launched top secret lethal robots to quell the demonic uprising which backfired as the robots turned on their handlers and now plan to exterminate the human race. And then the final straw - an alien ship passing by took one look at Earth and figured it was such a crap hole it would make a great place to dump their most lethal and unwanted criminals. Shortly thereafter they began to dump hordes of violent aliens across the Great Plains
The League is formed...
All of Earth’s new inhabitants wanted nothing more than to destroy one another. All-out war ensued. Guns, bombs, napalm, demonic power and even alien death ray technology slowly depleted the Earth’s population. Profit margins for these mega-corporations fell as there were less consumers to spend and invest money. The Wall Street investment firm, Goldung Ballsac, knew something radical needed to happen if they were to survive. They formed a joint venture with entertainment conglomerate EVLSN and internet giant Scroogle to broadcast confrontations between warring factions in semi-controlled battles.
The battles were structured to resemble an ancient game known as American Football.The viewer ratings went through the stratosphere as the blood thirsty masses watched the contests and cried for more. The most athletic mutants and monsters were roundedup and trained to be gladiators. The top athletes in the game became huge mega-superstars, adored and worshipped by their fans and rolling in endorsement cash. And thus the Mutant Football League was formed. Now every year teams battle one anotherin an epic season to reach the world championship game known as the Mayhem Bowl.
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The New Yuck Tyrants are one of the teams in the Mutant Football League. Their logo is a demon king in red and light grey on dark blue background. Their stadium is ThreatLife Stadium situated in New Yuck.
The Tyrants are funded by Brawl Street stock brokers and are well financed. They are led by their All-Star Quarterback, Steeleye Maiming and running back, Breakone Sparkley who is taking the league by storm. On defense, the Tyrants have some hard hitting talent but are an under-performing unit.
They are one of the five teams whose roster doesn't have BruiserBots. The others being the Insane Cults, the Malice Hellboys, the Mile High Chronic and the Motor City Maniacs.
Lets Go New Yuck!
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Post by Asaemon on Mar 27, 2020 19:32:10 GMT 1
Offense
QuarterbacksPosition | Name
| Race
| Height
| Weight
| Skill Level
| Starter
| Steeley Manning
| Super-human
| 6'5
| 220
| 45
| Reserve
| Maniel Clones
| Super-human
| 6'5
| 221
| 45
| Reserve | Alex Spammy
| Werewolf
| 6'4
| 220
| 45
| Reserve
| Jon Blackdeath
| Werewolf
| 6'1
| 212
| 45
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Running BacksPosition | Name
| Race
| Height
| Weight
| Skill Level
| Starter
| Bones JackSinn
| Werewolf
| 6'9
| 301
| 100
| Reserve
| Breakone Sparkley
| Super-human
| 6'4
| 303
| 45
| Reserve | Ray Deton-ator
| Criminal Alien
| 6'5
| 240
| 45
| Reserve
| Pain Maulman
| Criminal Alien
| 6'10
| 210 | 45
| Reserve
| Slurpin Redblood
| Werewolf
| 6'4
| 254
| 45
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ReceiversPosition | Name
| Race
| Height
| Weight
| Skill Level
| Starter
| Scary Lice
| Criminal Alien
| 6'5
| 247
| 100
| Starter
| Hurling Leopard
| Criminal Alien
| 5'10
| 203
| 45
| Reserve | Bolden Hate
| Super-human
| 5'10
| 197
| 45
| Reserve
| Hussel Leper
| Super-human
| 6'1
| 199
| 45
| Reserve
| Gary Moleman
| Super-human
| 5'11
| 185
| 45
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Bruise ReceiversPosition | Name
| Race
| Height
| Weight
| Skill Level
| Starter
| Grody Meaner
| Werewolf
| 8'1
| 348
| 69
| Starter
| Spike Alsnott
| Werewolf
| 8'10
| 326
| 45
| Reserve | Gentleman Dingo
| Werewolf
| 6'9
| 278
| 45
| Reserve
| Grieven Endslam
| Werewolf
| 6'3
| 256
| 45
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GuardsPosition | Name
| Race
| Height
| Weight
| Skill Level
| Starter
| Reverend Zealot
| Monster Orc
| 9'5
| 350
| 45
| Starter
| Kill Hurtandez
| Werewolf
| 8'2
| 355
| 45
| Starter | Jalapeno
| Monster Orc
| 9'9
| 374
| 45
| Reserve
| Hate Soldier
| Super-human
| 7'8
| 320
| 45
| Reserve
| Spike Rammers
| Super-human
| 7'1
| 312
| 45
| Reserve
| Spencer Bully
| Super-human
| 6'4
| 308
| 45
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Post by Asaemon on Mar 27, 2020 19:32:34 GMT 1
Special Teams
KickersPosition | Name
| Race
| Height
| Weight
| Skill Level
| Starter
| Hairyson Buttkicker
| Werewolf
| 6'4
| 205
| 83
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PuntersPosition | Name
| Race
| Height
| Weight
| Skill Level
| Starter
| Wile E. Prixson
| Super-human
| 6'5
| 227
| 45
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Burn ReturnersPosition | Name
| Race
| Height
| Weight
| Skill Level
| Starter
| Sever McScalp
| Super-human
| 6'2
| 237
| 45
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Post by Asaemon on Mar 27, 2020 19:32:56 GMT 1
Defence
BlitzersPosition | Name
| Race
| Height
| Weight
| Skill Level
| Starter
| Rammin Bloodison
| Monster Orc
| 9'5
| 463
| 45
| Starter
| Hexster Goreance
| Monster Orc
| 9'4
| 442
| 45
| Reserve
| Leopard Killiams
| Werewolf
| 6'5
| 302
| 45
| Reserve
| D.J. McBinSquash
| Werewolf
| 6'8
| 303
| 45
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Line BashersPosition | Name
| Race
| Height
| Weight
| Skill Level
| Starter
| Havoc Ogretree
| Monster Orc
| 6'7
| 254
| 45
| Starter
| Grizzly Mauler
| Werewolf
| 7'2
| 289
| 45
| Reserve
| Rabid Halo
| Super-human
| 6'4
| 250
| 45
| Reserve
| Ryan Brawnally
| Super-human
| 6'4
| 252
| 45
| Reserve
| Gorenzon Martyr
| Criminal Alien
| 6'5
| 250
| 45
| Reserve
| Carcass Molden
| Criminal Alien
| 6'3
| 260
| 45
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Cover BacksPosition | Name
| Race
| Height
| Weight
| Skill Level
| Starter
| Rant Scaley
| Criminal Alien
| 5'9
| 190
| 45
| Starter
| Hamilton Bamilton
| Criminal Alien
| 6'0
| 190
| 45
| Reserve
| Deandre Breaker
| Super-human
| 5'11
| 180
| 45
| Reserve
| Gorey Valentine
| Super-human
| 5'11
| 196
| 45
| Reserve
| Ash Rivers
| Super-human
| 6'2
| 189
| 45
| Reserve
| Slam Zeal
| Werewolf
| 6'1
| 177
| 45
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SafetiesPosition | Name
| Race
| Height
| Weight
| Skill Level
| Starter
| Scan Scandler
| Criminal Alien
| 5'9
| 190
| 45
| Starter
| Deshrill Lepers
| Super-human
| 6'0
| 190
| 45
| Reserve
| Zichael Rhombus
| Super-human
| 5'11
| 180
| 45
| Reserve
| Ghoulian Glove
| Super-human
| 5'11
| 196
| 45
| Reserve
| Antoine Deathcheater
| Werewolf
| 6'2
| 189
| 45
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Post by Asaemon on Mar 30, 2020 19:35:57 GMT 1
Lets build a MFL Dynasty part 1!
Steeleye Maiming and Maniel Clones
So the plan is to turn a team of underdeveloped rookies into Mayhem Bowl champions. Lets begin to build a Mutant Football League Dynasty. So we are gonna build the team around our two Quarterbacks Steeleye Maiming and Maniel Clones. However since the QB position is one of the main targets on the oppositions Kill Lists it's gonna be very important to have depth, and that's the reason that we also is gonna turn our 3 reserves into decent Quarterbacks.
All-Star Bones JackSinn and bluechipper Breakone Sparkley
Next up is the Running Back, so why did we sign big name free agent Bones JackSinn if you are building Breakone Sparkley into a star? Well we need to have atleast two top Running Backs, since the RB position is another primary target on the oppositions Kill Lists. Besides JackSinn and Sparkley we're gonna turn one reserve player into a decent emergency option.
All-Star Receiver Scary Lice
You can't have a successful offense without a top receiver, so All-Star Receiver Scary Lice is our new top Receiver, while we develope our youngsters Hurling Leopard and Scarius Hayten. In the long run we will need between 4-5 dependable Receivers.
Bruise Receiver Grody Meaner
This is gonna be my pet project. We are gonna develope two up-and-coming Bruise Receivers into unstoppable All-Stars. That's why we signed blue chipper Grody Meaner. Until we can scout and sign another blue chipper, youngster Spike Alsnott will be our secondary starter and later on our top reserve option.
The Guard trio Reverend Zealot, Kill Hurtandez and Jalapeno
And finally we have our O-Line consisting of Reverend Zealot, Kill Hurtandez and Jalapeno. We're gonna turn these three rookies into dependable Guards with good skills in Run Blocking and Pass Blocking.
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Post by Asaemon on Mar 30, 2020 19:36:31 GMT 1
Lets build a MFL Dynasty part 2!
Hairyson Buttkicker
Meet Hairyson Buttkicker our new MVP Kicker that will score a lot of important field goals for us.
Wile E. Prixson
Wile E. Prixson is our current Punter, but it's cheaper to buy a Punter than to develope your own, so we will sign a established Punter later on.
Sever McScalp
Sever McScalp is our available Burn Returner, but just like with Punters it's cheaper to buy a Burn Returner than to develope your own so we will scout the available free agent market for a candidate.
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Post by Asaemon on Mar 30, 2020 19:36:58 GMT 1
Lets build a MFL Dynasty part 3!
Blitzers Rammin Bloodison and Hexster Goreance
We will develope our two Monster Orcs Rammin Bloodison and Hexster Goreance into reliable Blitzers. As reserves we have the two Werewolves Leopard Killiams and D.J. McBinSquash.
Cover Backs Rant Scaley and Hamilton Bamilton
Diamonds in the rough? Speedy Cove Backs Rant Scaley and Hamilton Bamilton will be our two starters. The Cover Back position is one of those position where we need real depth, so the plan is two have 4-5 Cover Backs.
Enforcer Bustin B. Goods
Werewolf Bustin B. Goods will be our starting Enforcer, but we will most likely buy a established Enforcer later on. It's not a key position for us, but I like to use the Enforcer role in 1-2 defensive tactics/playbooks.
Line Blitzers Havoc Ogretree and Grizzly Mauler
Meet our two starting Line Blitzers; monster orc Havoc Ogretree and werewolf Grizzly Mauler. We will scout and sign a top Line Blitzer later on during the first season, so that the two rookes can develope under his wings.
Safeties Scan Scandler and Deshrill Lepers
The Safeties are according to me the most important defensive position, so we will sign a star Safety as soon as possible. We need 2-3 really good safeties, while Scan Scandler and Deshrill Lepers will be our two top reserves. So we will invest a lot of money to improve their skills.
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 1, 2020 20:23:42 GMT 1
Hi, Grim Blitzrow here! The greatest announcer of all time and star of one of the most outrageous sports game ever, Mutant Football League! Haven't heard of it? Well, sit back and let Uncle Grim tell you all about it!
Alright MFL fans are your ready for the season premiere?
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 1, 2020 20:25:28 GMT 1
The Insane Cults started as a rogue tribe wandering the Midwest wastelands following their leader Slobber Hearsay, who claimed to have regular visitations by demons who told him the secrets of the universe, and to form a team and then move from one location to another. Their All-Star Quarterback Andspew Upchuck is one of the league's best passers behind a porous offensive line. The Cults pray that one day they will have a defense.
It's time for the MFL season premiere from ThreatLife Stadium in New Yuck!
Predictions
New Yuck Tyrants vs. Insane Cults
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Post by Mike Haggar on Apr 2, 2020 17:11:52 GMT 1
New Yuck Tyrants vs. Insane Cults
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