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Post by Big Boss Man on Apr 8, 2020 17:25:30 GMT 1
New Yuck Tyrants vs. Los Scandalous Damned
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 9, 2020 19:02:20 GMT 1
New Yuck Tyrants vs. Los Scandalous Damned 29-7
The Miracle on the ****ing Killing Fields!
Blood, sweat, tears, exploding mines, impaling pikes, bonecrushing tackles, gore and ****ing splatter all over the place.
Complete ****ing mayhem on ThreatLife Stadium when the underdogs won a historic victory over the top team Los Scandalous Damned.
Todays MVPs was Quarterback Steeleye Maiming, Bruise Receiver Mosh Rollover and Wide Receiver Hurling Leopard.
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 10, 2020 18:04:12 GMT 1
Week 4
Cover Back Night Train
In week 4 we used our free agent option to sign All-Star Cover Back Night Train. Night Train will be the Anchor of our Defense together with All-Star Safety Bluddy Clott while we develope our rookies Rant Scaley, Hamtomio Bamilton and Deandre Breaker.
Line Basher Naughty Good We also arranged a trade with the Cracksumskull Jugulars for Line Basher Naught Good. The plan is to have Naughty Good as a reserve Line Basher and as an substitute for our starters Havoc Ogretree and Grizzly Mauler.
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 13, 2020 18:51:54 GMT 1
The Grim Bay Attackers are one of the oldest and proudest franchises in the league and play the historic football shrine, Slambone Field in Grim Bay, Ex-Consin where so much of the MFL's history has been written in blood. Led by All-Star BulletBot Quarterback, Airbourne Dodgers, whose Intellegence, rocket arm and pinpoint accuracy make him one of the best passers to ever play the game. Super-human Line Basher Clay Wrathspew leads the point of attack for the defense.
Predictions
Grim Bay Attackers vs. New Yuck Tyrants
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Post by Big Boss Man on Apr 14, 2020 8:13:50 GMT 1
Grim Bay Attackers vs. New Yuck Tyrants
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Post by Mike Haggar on Apr 14, 2020 18:21:28 GMT 1
Grim Bay Attackers vs. New Yuck Tyrants
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 14, 2020 21:04:23 GMT 1
Grim Bay Attackers vs. New Yuck Tyrants 0-28
This was just insane! Freakin' 28-0 against a top team!
Todays MVP was Werewolf Bruise Receiver Mosh Rollover. We also had our All-Star Running Back Bones JackSinn scoring a incredibly Warp Speed Touchdown.
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 16, 2020 22:39:52 GMT 1
Week 5
Line Basher Gorence Assailer
In week 5 we used our free agent option to sign All-Star Line Basher Gorence Assailer. He was the best available Line Basher on the market and will be an huge asset for us while being in rebuild mode.
Quarterback Ya'Homie Briskett
We also arranged a trade with the Insane Cults for Quarterback Ya'Homie Briskett. He is going to be our first reserve if Steeleye Maiming or Maniel Clones are injured.
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 16, 2020 22:40:34 GMT 1
The Oilers are owned by the Hexxon Oil Corporation. They are a well-financed team with the finest robotic and alien technology money can buy. The Oilers are known for their ferocious defense led by All-Star blitzer J.J. Rott. They keep games close and the body count high. The Oilers upgraded their offense with quarterback sensation; Destrong Swatson, who has a dream of leading his team to a Mayhem Bowl victory. Their stadium is AK-47 Stadium located in Hexxon, Texas.
Predictions
Hexxon Oilers vs. New Yuck Tyrants
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Post by Mike Haggar on Apr 17, 2020 8:32:42 GMT 1
Hexxon Oilers vs. New Yuck Tyrants
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