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Post by Big Boss Man on Apr 2, 2020 19:30:05 GMT 1
New Yuck Tyrants vs. Insane Cults
The first game? Will probably take you a couple of matches before you win your first game. Need a few more established MFL players and your rookies need to gain some XP.
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 3, 2020 19:09:57 GMT 1
New Yuck Tyrants vs. Insane Cults 7-26
A New Yuck Tyrants team in complete rebuilding mode lost the season premiere. It was a ****in' bloodbath at ThreatLife Stadium resulting in ****in' gore and splatter all over the place because of all the exploding land mines. Our All-Star deadhead Running Back Bones JackSinn scored a Warp Attack touchdown. We lost our MVPs Bones JackSinn and Wide Receiver Scary Lice and our whole O-Line before the end of 2nd quarter, so from that point we really couldn't really compete anymore. In a heroic effort the underdeveloped rookies scored a awesome Zap Attack turnover touchdown. At least we all thought that we did score before we realized that the ****in referee was bribed, so we killed the son of a bitch. |
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 4, 2020 20:12:13 GMT 1
Week 2
All-Star Safety Bluddy Clott
In week 2 we used our free agent option to sign All-Star Safety Bluddy Clott. He will be the anchor and MVP of our defense.
Bruise Receiver Mosh Rollover
We also arranged a trade with the Cracksumskull Jugulars for the promising Bruise Receiver Mosh Rollover. We hope that Mosh Rollover and his partner Grody Meaner will develope into top players.
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 5, 2020 9:03:42 GMT 1
The Malice Hellboys are one of the most popular teams in the league. Multi-zillionaire, Scary Clones couldn't decide if he wanted to be an owner, general manager or coach so he became all three. The Hellboys, like Texas are braggarts and full of themselves but they back it up on the field. Led by their all-star Runningback, Shriekial Helliot and hot shot receiver, Dead Tyrant. Their stadium is HEL-L Stadium situated in Gehenna, Texas.
The Malice Hellboys are one of our rivals in the International Division (the other being the Killadelphia Evils). So this game also has bragging rights at stake.
Since we are in complete rebuilding mode we depend on our MVPs, Running Back Bones JackSinn, Wide Receiver Scary Lice and Kicker Hairyson Buttkicker. All XP have been invested in our two QBs Steeleye Maiming and Maniel Clones so that we can get a functional passing game. We also hope that our two blue chippers, Bruise Receivers Grody Meaner and Mosh Rollover will deliver the goods so that we have more offensive options besides Scary Lice.
Since we prioritize building the offensive, All-Star Safety Bluddy Clott will have to pull a heavy load on defensive, while we are developing our Blitzers, Cover Backs and Line Bashers.
Predictions
Malice Hellboys vs. New Yuck Tyrants
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Post by Mike Haggar on Apr 5, 2020 12:33:21 GMT 1
Malice Hellboys vs. New Yuck Tyrants
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Post by Big Boss Man on Apr 5, 2020 19:07:34 GMT 1
Malice Hellboys vs. New Yuck Tyrants
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 6, 2020 19:17:44 GMT 1
Malice Hellboys vs. New Yuck Tyrants 20-14
This was a hard fought battle against our rivals in the International Division (Mutant Conference). Despiting losing our offensive star players Bones JackSinn and Scary Lice before the end of the 2nd Quarter we managed a 14-14 result by the end of the 4th Quarter. In overtime the Malice Hellboys scored a touchdown to make it 20-14. This was a heroic effort by the New Yuck rookies, especially Running Back Breakone Sparkley and reserve Quarterback Alex Spammy.
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 7, 2020 19:19:36 GMT 1
Week 3
Guard Rough Grimm
In week 3 we used our free agent option to sign veteran Guard Rough Grimm. He will improve our Pass Blocking and Run Blocking which will improve our Offensive plays. He will act as an Mentor to our rookies Jalapeno and Reverend Zealot.
Burn Returner Slippin Speedster
We also arranged a trade with the Karcass City Creeps for Burn Returner Slippin Speedster, since it's cheaper to buy a established Burn Returner than developing your own.
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Post by Asaemon on Apr 7, 2020 19:23:32 GMT 1
The Los Scandalous Damned is one of the league's most well rounded squads. On offense, the Damned can do it all with Quarterback Jared Goth leading the way. Goth, can throw to a talented trio of receivers or he can hand the ball off to All-Star Running Back Modd Burly. Burly accumulates touchdowns and yards like it's his job. Oh yeah, that is his job. The Los Scandalous defense, led by Charon Braunald, are basically a big red octagon to opposing offenses as they stop everything.
Can a miracle happen at ThreatLife Stadium in New Yuck tonight?
Predictions
New Yuck Tyrants vs. Los Scandalous Damned
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Post by Mike Haggar on Apr 8, 2020 7:28:59 GMT 1
New Yuck Tyrants vs. Los Scandalous Damned
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