Tokyo Terminators - Shovel Headed Kill Machine

Tokyo Terminators are an all robot team, made up of heavy armored BruiserBots and high performance, BulletBots. This is a quick strike passing offense led by Quarterback sharpshooter, Tashiro Maguro; ace Wide Receiver Otomo Akira; and a big, bruising Running Back, Akinori SumoNinja (yep, he's slow, but he goes down slow too). They don't have much of a defense, but in all honesty, they put up enough points that they don't need one.

Los Scandalous Damned has an explosive, high powered offense and are taking the league by storm. Close, but no cigar. The Damned returns one of the league's most well rounded squads. On offense, The Damned can do it all with Quarterback Jared Goth leading the way. Goth, can throw to a talented trio of receivers or he can hand the ball off to All-Star Running Back Modd Burly. Burly accumulates TDs and yards like it's job. Oh yeah, that is his job. The Los Scandalous Defense, led by Charon Braunald, are basically a big red octagon to opposing offenses as they STOP everything.

Well this wasn't our day as bullshit penalties from the bribed referee resulted in two Touchdowns becoming 0 points. The Damned punished us with Warp Speed Touchdowns and Berserker Mode Touchdowns.

Final Score 28-0

Tokyo Terminators are an all robot team, made up of heavy armored BruiserBots and high performance, BulletBots. This is a quick strike passing offense led by Quarterback sharpshooter, Tashiro Maguro; ace Wide Receiver Otomo Akira; and a big, bruising Running Back, Akinori SumoNinja (yep, he's slow, but he goes down slow too). They don't have much of a defense, but in all honesty, they put up enough points that they don't need one.

Mile High Chronic has one of the most feared and intimidating defenses in the league led by their All-Star Blitzer, Von Killer, but they have lost All-Star talent in the secondary due to free agency. It's anyone's guess how dominant the defense will be this year. On offense, they have acquired Quarterback journeyman, Headcase Screamen to lead this team back to relevance. The Chronic play on a psychedelic field, high on a mountain top surrounded by poppy fields.

An overtime win for the Tokyo Terminators after a touchdown by Bruise Receiver Dust'n DezNutz. The Chronic usee their Dirty Tricks well and  neutralized our Chainsaw Massacre attacks.

Final Score 20-14

Akinori SumoNinja Touchdown

Haze Bullhard Zap Attack Touchdown

Dust'n DezNutz Touchdown