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Post by Asaemon on Nov 1, 2020 15:40:16 GMT 1
Welcome to the Mutant Football League. We're live from the Croakyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan.
Tokyo Terminators are an all robot team, made up of heavy armored BruiserBots and high performance, BulletBots. This is a quick strike passing offense led by Quarterback sharpshooter, Tashiro Maguro; ace Wide Receiver Otomo Akira; and a big, bruising Running Back, Akinori SumoNinja (yep, he's slow, but he goes down slow too). They don't have much of a defense, but in all honesty, they put up enough points that they don't need one.
Full Metal Mayhem is the newest team to be selected into the league, but it's not clear how they came to be. Rumors persist this is a supernatural team made up of undead and soon to be dead rock stars, while other whispers suggest advanced cloning techniques (with daily blood transfusions & Roid Rage booster injections). What is clear is that the Mayhem is one of the most popular and fierce teams in the league and they will rock you.
An overtime loss for the Cinderella team against Goliath, resulting in the end of the season.
Final Score 21-27
Akinori SumoNinja Touchdown
Akinori SumoNinja Chainsaw Massacre Touchdown
MegaTronix Touchdown |
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Post by Asaemon on Nov 1, 2020 15:43:44 GMT 1
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Post by Asaemon on Nov 1, 2020 15:45:01 GMT 1
The Purple Mutant Eaters wins the Mayhem Bowl!
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Post by Asaemon on Nov 7, 2020 14:45:59 GMT 1
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Post by Asaemon on Nov 7, 2020 14:46:24 GMT 1
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Post by Asaemon on Nov 7, 2020 15:07:05 GMT 1
The Tokyo Terminators are an all robot team, made up of heavy armored BruiserBots and high performance, BulletBots. This is a quick strike passing offense led by Quarterback sharpshooter, Tashiro Maguro, receiving ace, Otomo Akira and a big, bruising Runnig Back, Akinori SumoNinja (yep, he's slow, but he goes down slow too). They don't have much of a defense, but in all honesty, they put up enough points that they don't need one.
Roster
| Quarterback | Tashiro Maguro
| Quarterback
| Power Sigkill
| Quarterback
| Sparky Drillbit
| Quarterback
| HAL 9K
| Quarterback
| DaftPunk
| Running Back
| Akinori Sumoninja
| Running Back
| Kira Kurosmackya
| Running Back
| Ivan Zap Bang
| Running Back
| Metallix Sack
| Wide Receiver
| Megatronix
| Wide Receiver
| Otomo Akira
| Wide Receiver
| Taro Suzuki
| Wide Receiver
| Plezi Wrenches
| Wide Receiver
| Proto Sprockets
| Wide Receiver
| Wired T. Droidekka
| Bruise Receiver
| Dust'n DezNutz
| Bruise Receiver
| Rusty Diesel
| Guard
| Tron Scary
| Guard
| Spike Whompster
| Guard
| Braawn Whammah
| Guard
| Sumagi Unagi
| Guard
| Nijmasu Ohba
| Guard
| Beta Gigabit
| Blitzer
| Mean Joe Machine
| Blitzer
| Montaro Toro
| Blitzer
| Obtuse Grime
| Blitzer
| Sterling G-Nut
| Blitzer
| Raving Rockem
| Blitzer
| Bonkers Sockem
| Enforcer
| Manowar
| Enforcer
| X-Terminator
| Enforcer
| Tank
| Cover Back
| Cyber Batmon
| Cover Back
| R2-SmashU
| Cover Back
| Wackabee Wasabi
| Cover Back
| Gil2.0
| Cover Back
| Mister Roboto
| Cover Back
| Ratchet N. Clank
| Line Basher
| Haze Bullhard
| Line Basher
| Navarro Broman
| Line Basher
| Hamachi Kamazaki
| Line Basher
| Omni DED-209
| Line Basher
| Beatus
| Safeties
| Darren Bloodsen
| Safeties
| Gatling Nuke
| Safeties
| Spike Atoms
| Safeties
| Deep Void
| Safeties
| Artem sv30
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Tokyo Terminators signed three free agents during the pre-season. All-Star Wide Guard Spike Whompster; Safety Spike Atoms; and Line Basher Navarro Broman.
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Post by Asaemon on Mar 1, 2021 18:42:58 GMT 1
Listen to me all you sick little psychos, maniacs, crazies and freaks!
The Tokyo Terminators are ready to terminate all opposition!
It's season premiere of the Mutant Football League!
Now **** off, so that I can enjoy my Dry Martini!
Otherwise I'll blow your damn heads away, with the .357.
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Post by Asaemon on Mar 1, 2021 18:49:25 GMT 1
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Post by Asaemon on Mar 1, 2021 18:49:51 GMT 1
Welcome to the Mutant Football League. We're live from the Croakyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan.
Tokyo Terminators are an all robot team, made up of heavy armored BruiserBots and high performance, BulletBots. This is a quick strike passing offense led by Quarterback sharpshooter, Tashiro Maguro; ace Wide Receiver Otomo Akira; and a big, bruising Running Back, Akinori SumoNinja (yep, he's slow, but he goes down slow too). They don't have much of a defense, but in all honesty, they put up enough points that they don't need one.
The Insane Cults started as a rogue tribe wandering the Midwest wastelands following their leader Slobber Hearsay, who claimed to have regular visitations by demons who told him the secrets of the universe, and to form a team and then move from one location to another. Their All-Star Quarterback Andspew Upchuck is one of the league's best passers behind a porous offensive line. The Cults pray that one day they will have a defense.
Tokyo Terminators won the gritty grudge match against their Divisional rivals. Insane Cults have very effective Dirty Tricks in Chainsaw Massacre, Warp Speed and Zap Attack.
Final Score 28-21
Otomo Akira Touchdown
Akinori SumoNinja Touchdown Akinori SumoNinja Touchdown
Akinori SumoNinja Touchdown
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Post by Asaemon on Mar 1, 2021 18:50:42 GMT 1
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