Post by Asaemon on Mar 6, 2021 13:16:04 GMT 1
Welcome to the Mutant Football League. We're live from the B&D Spank Stadium in Brawltimore.
The stadium features a unique obstacle: a moving guillotine between the goalposts capable of blocking extra point and field goal attempts.
Tokyo Terminators are an all robot team, made up of heavy armored BruiserBots and high performance, BulletBots. This is a quick strike passing offense led by Quarterback sharpshooter, Tashiro Maguro; ace Wide Receiver Otomo Akira; and a big, bruising Running Back, Akinori SumoNinja (yep, he's slow, but he goes down slow too). They don't have much of a defense, but in all honesty, they put up enough points that they don't need one.
For the Brawltimore Razors, life after Whacko begins with dynamic Quarterback Lamaul Jackhammer. Like a wife in a failing marriage, Jackhammer is a threat to take off and run at every chance. However, the Razors' Wide Receivers could find themselves on the back of milk cartons most games. Mark Instagram could get millions of likes for his play in this run centric offense, but he'll have competition for snaps. The Brawltimore defense is one of the league's best and will be their typical nasty and mean selves.
B&D Spank Stadium in Brawltimore is a Killing Field with exploding mines and that terrifying buzzsaw at the centerline. All out offense results in another win for the Tokyo Terminators.
For the Brawltimore Razors, life after Whacko begins with dynamic Quarterback Lamaul Jackhammer. Like a wife in a failing marriage, Jackhammer is a threat to take off and run at every chance. However, the Razors' Wide Receivers could find themselves on the back of milk cartons most games. Mark Instagram could get millions of likes for his play in this run centric offense, but he'll have competition for snaps. The Brawltimore defense is one of the league's best and will be their typical nasty and mean selves.
B&D Spank Stadium in Brawltimore is a Killing Field with exploding mines and that terrifying buzzsaw at the centerline. All out offense results in another win for the Tokyo Terminators.
Final Score 12-21
Otomo Akira Touchdown
Akinori SumoNinja Chainsaw Massacre Touchdown
Cyber Batmon Zap Attack Touchdown
