[WWE 2023] Ragnarok And Revolutionize
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WWE WrestleMania XXXIX -- NIGHT ONE
Saturday -- Week 1 -- April 2023
LIVE! from So-Fi Stadium in Los Angeles, CA
PRE-SHOW: SENSATIONAL INVITATIONAL BATTLE ROYAL
Near the end of the two-hour long pre-show the go to the ring for the first match of the night. A quick video paying tribute to Sensational Sherri Martel is shown. After the video we get a shot of the trophy as the women are entering the arena to mixed reactions.
Participants: Alexa Bliss, Beth Phoenix, Brandi Rhodes, B-FAB, Candice LeRae, Carmella, Chelsea Green, Dana Brooke, Sonya Deville, NXT Superstar Deonna Purrazzo, Jessamyn Duke, Lacey Evans, Marina Shafir, Mia Yim, Mickie James, Natalya, Nikki Cross, Tegan Nox, Sarah Rowe, Shayna Baszler, Shotzi, Tamina, Emma, Victoria and the returning EVA MARIE.
Order of Elimination:
01.) B-FAB (by Tamina)
02.) Dana Brooke (by Nikki Cross)
03.) Marina Shafir (by Beth Phoenix)
04.) Victoria (by Shayna Baszler)
05.) Valhalla (by Beth Phoenix)
06.) Mia Yim (by Lacey Evans)
07.) Candice LeRae (by Eva Marie)
08.) Eva Marie (by Emma)
09.) Jessamyn Duke (by Tegan Nox)
10.) Tamina (by Natalya)
11.) Sonya Deville (by Shotzi)
12.) Brandi Rhodes (by Deonna Purrazzo)
13.) Nikki Cross (by Alexa Bliss)
14.) Deonna Purrazzo (by Mickie James)
15.) Shotzi (by Carmella)
16.) Natalya (by Beth Phoenix)
17.) Emma (by Lacey Evans)
18.) Mickie James (by Shayna Baszler)
19.) Carmella (by Beth Phoenix)
20.) Chelsea Green (by Tegan Nox)
21.) Alexa Bliss (by Beth Phoenix)
22.) Beth Phoenix (by Shayna Baszler)
23.) Shayna Baszler (by Tegan Nox)
24.) Tegan Nox (by Lacey Evans)
WINNER: Lacey Evans (23:35) | 51
WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA
All the usual pomp and circumstance of WrestleMania kicks off the show. A WrestleMania hype video, then pyro, then America The Beautiful, then more pyro. | 68
WWE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: BIANCA BELAIR (C) |VS| RHEA RIPLEY
What an awesome way to open WrestleMania. Both women get special Mania entrances and the title fight introductions. The women lock-up to start the match. Each woman gets a chance to show off their strength early. Rhea gets the early advantage and starts working over Bianca's back. They build slowly with Rhea viciously targeting Bianca's lower back and Bianca trying to fight from underneath. The crowd is into the match and solidly behind Bianca as she starts to fight back. Bianca starts a comeback but Rhea cuts her off by kicking her in the knee. Bianca collapses to the mat and holds her knee in pain. The referee temporarily stops the match to check on Bianca but the champion insists she can continue. Rhea shoves the referee out of the way and goes back on the attack. Bianca throws her shoulder into Rhea's midsection. Bianca comes back and gets Rhea on the run. Bianca clotheslines Rhea to the outside. Bianca charges and hits a suicide dive and knocks Rhea backward into the barricade. They start to brawl and Rhea whips Bianca into the steel steps. Bianca takes a Mick Foley bump where she hits her knee off the steps and flips over them. Rhea walks over to Bianca, and rolls her back in the ring. Rhea climbs in and bends down to pick Bianca up for the Riptide but Bianca slides down Rhea's back and forearms Rhea in the back of the neck. Bianca goes to run off the ropes but her knee gives out. Rhea is stunned but she turns around and charges Bianca and goes for a big boot but Bianca ducks and rolls up Rhea for a cover but Rhea kicks out. They both get to their feet and Rhea charges for a clothesline. Bianca ducks and Rhea runs past her but reaches back and grabs Bianca's ponytail and spins her around. Rhea kicks Bianca in the midsection and goes for the Riptide again but Bianca powers out of it with a hip toss. Rhea bumps and Bianca goes on the attack but her knee gives out again. Rhea pops up and grabs Bianca and hits the Riptide. Rhea covers Bianca, 1----2----NO! Bianca kicks out! Rhea gets up and begins stomping on Bianca and brutally kicking her. Bianca appears to be close to being out and Rhea bends down to pick her up. Bianca gets a small package and Rhea kicks out. Rhea is incensed and starts driving her knee into Bianca's head over and over Rhea tells the referee to call the match and she checks on Bianca. Bianca refuses to quit and the referee decides that the match can keep going. Rhea grabs Bianca by the hair and whips her into the corner. Rhea charges and Bianca moves. Rhea hits chest first in the corner and Bianca grabs her for the KOD. Bianca gets Rhea up on her shoulders and carries her toward the center of the ring. Bianca's knee gives out again and she collapses to the mat and Rhea lands on top of her. They both get to their feet and Rhea hits a short-arm forearm shot to the face and then a short-arm clothesline. Rhea hits the Riptide and covers Bianca, 1-----2-----3!!!
WINNER by pinfall and NEW WWE World Women's Champion: Rhea Ripley (17:35) | 80
BRAWLING WITH THE BRUTES HYPE VIDEO
A video airs recapping the Drew McIntyre/Sheamus feud and how Tyson Fury came to be involved. | 66
DREW MCINTYRE & TYSON FURY |VS| SHEAMUS & RIDGE HOLLAND
A really fun WrestleMania celebrity match. McIntyre looks great early. He beats Ridge and Sheamus all around the ring. But Sheamus turns the tide with a low blow kick that the referee doesn't see. The heels work McIntyre over in the corner. Ridge Holland goes for a spear on McIntyre as he is held in the corner by Sheamus but Drew elbows Sheamus and moves out of the way. He tags in Tyson Fury. Fury impresses everyone with a running clothesline on Ridge. Ridge pops up and charges and Fury hits a back body drop. Ridge tags in Sheamus. Sheamus and Fury get face-to-face in the center of the ring. Sheamus and Fury throw punches but both men block the shots. Sheamus boots Fury in the midsection and whips him into the corner. Running knee and Fury sells it by collapsing to his knees. Sheamus grabs Fury by the beard and taunts him. Fury headbutts Sheamus and then hits him with a huge right hand. Sheamus falls to the mat. Ridge attacks Fury from behind and sends him flying into the corner. Fury tags Drew. Drew comes in and hits the Claymore Kick on Ridge. Sheamus starts to stir and slowly gets to his feet. Fury grabs Sheamus and pulls him up to his feet. Drew goes for the Claymore on Sheamus but Sheamus moves and Drew pulls up to avoid hitting Fury. Sheamus slides behind Drew and he hits Brogue Kick on Drew but as soon as he lands, Fury destroys him with an uppercut. Sheamus falls to the mat and Fury drapes Drew's arm over Sheamus and the referee counts the pinfall.
WINNERS by pinfall: Drew McIntyre & Tyson Fury (12:47) | 71
CODY'S OPPONENT IS REVEALED?
Next up we get a rather long video recapping the Cody/Bloodline feud. It focuses on Cody agreeing to face a mystery opponent of Paul Heyman's choosing on Night One of WrestleMania. The video is then interspersed with various members of WWE discussing this match publicly and speculating on who Heyman will select to be Cody's opponent. | 66
CODY RHODES |VS| THE GREAT MUTA
Cody Rhodes is introduced first and he gets a huge ovation. He gets in the ring and paces around as he waits to find out who his opponent will be. After a momentary wait all of the lights in the stadium go out and some new mysterious sounding music hits. THE GREAT MUTA makes his WrestleMania entrance and gets a very nice ovation from the crowd. Cody looks a little surprised by the announcement. Muta gets to the ring and when the lights come back up he and Cody walk to the center of the ring. Cody offers a handshake and Muta obliges. He pulls Cody close and sprays black mist into Cody's face. Cody sells it incredibly, acting as if he's been blinded by it. The referee checks on him and the camera picks up Cody telling him that he can't see. The camera picks up Paul Heyman standing at ringside with a huge smile on his face. Heyman climbs in the ring and shakes Muta's hand as the referee waves off the match. Medical staff members rush out to check on Cody and they place a towel over his face and escort him to the back. | 70
AFTERMATH
As Cody is being helped to the back, his wife Brandi runs out to check on him and she sees Paul Heyman smiling in the ring and storms down to the ring. She slides in and shoves Heyman. Muta gets in between her and Paul and she yells at him too. Jamie Noble gets in the ring and tries to get Brandi out but she is trying to get at Heyman. Noble gets Brandi to start to leave and Muta walks away. Brandi breaks away from Noble and goes after Paul. She grabs him by the suit coat and he shoves her down. The crowd OOOOOOHs and Heyman, once he realizes what he did, quickly flees. | 73
MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH: AJ STYLES |VS| SANTOS ESCOBAR |VS| MATT CARDONA |VS| CEDRIC ALEXANDER |VS| SOLO SIKOA |VS| SHINSUKE NAKAMURA |VS| LA KNIGHT |VS| RICOCHET |VS| BUTCH |VS| JOHNNY GARGANO
After such a downer segment they needed something to get the crowd back up and this match delivered. There wasn't much story of psychology but there was a ton of fun spots. The match began with all 10 men exchanging punches in the middle of the ring. Eventually 8 men powder out of the ring and we're left with Solo Sikoa and Shinsuke Nakamura exchanging strikes. The crowd pops when Shinsuke tries to headbutt Solo and hurts himself. Eventually the other 8 men re-enter the match and one by one they get taken out. First up, Gargano is put through a table outside by Matt Cardona. Cardona then eats a forearm after Ricochet hits a suicide dive. Cedric Alexander and Santos Escobar do a crazy spot where they had a ladder set up in the middle of the ring and then attached closed ladders to it to make a bridge from the ladder to the ropes on all four sides of ring and then they leapt from ladder to ladder with Escobar chasing after Cedric. The spot ended when Butch hit a springboard clothesline to both men. At one point most everyone was down and Ricochet grabbed a ladder and set it up. He began to climb but was caught by LA Knight. Knight hit an Electric Chair Drop on Ricochet but Ricochet hits the top rope and flips to the outside. LA Knight has the ring to himself and the crowd pops as he starts to climb the ladder. AJ Styles pops up and looks like he's going to hit the Phenomenal Forearm but Butch grabs him and bites him on the leg. Knight reaches up and is about to grab the briefcase when Solo Sikoa tips over the ladder. Knight falls to the arena floor and Solo sets the ladder back up. He begins to climb and as he gets near the top Gargano leaps off the nearest turnbuckle but Solo catches him and hits a Samoan Drop off the ladder. Cardona slides in the ring and starts running up the ladder to steal the match but Solo grabs his ankle and yanks him down. Solo kicks Cardona in the midsection and then whips him into the corner and hits a charging clothesline. Solo turns around right into a superkick from Escobar but Escobar turns around and gets kicked in the side of the head by Nakamura. Cedric Alexander lifts Shinsuke up and hits the Lumbar Check. Cedric stands up and is hit with a Northern Lights suplex by Butch. Butch eats a Rough Ryder from Cardona and then AJ Styles kicks Cardona and hits the Styles Clash. AJ is all alone in the ring and starts to climb but he is speared off the ladder by Solo Sikoa who climbs up to the top and grabs the briefcase for the win.
WINNER: Solo Sikoa (17:29) | 76
USOS CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN RECAP
Next up is a video recapping the Usos lengthy tag team championship reign. The video does a great job demonstrating how strong they've looked and how many teams they've defeated. | 66
TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE WWE UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: THE USOS (C) |VS| NEW DAY |VS| THE STREET PROFITS
Jey is banged up so he doesn't really do much in this match. But Jimmy bounces all over the place. Each team gets their signature spots in and we get some fun action where they keep reversing moves on one another. Kofi nearly wins the match early when he catches Jimmy Uso as he leaps off the top rope and Kofi hits the Trouble In Paradise for a near fall that's broken up by Jey Uso. The story of the match is that the Usos are struggling without Heyman and Solo in their corner and also with Jey's injury. But the other teams can't capitalize on their struggles because they keep preventing one another from getting the winning pinfall. Xavier Woods hits Montez Ford with a Codebreaker and gets a near fall that's again broken up by Jey Uso. The finish comes when Kofi and Woods are each on the top rope about to leap off onto Angelo Dawkins. Jimmy and Jey each hop up onto the ring apron and shove them off the top turnbuckles and down to the floor. The Usos take their place and go to hit a double splash but Montez Ford pulls Dawkins out of the way. The Usos crash into the mat. Dawkins tags in Montez. Montez quickly goes to the top and hits a big splash on Jimmy Uso and covers him but Jey breaks it up. Dawkins enters the ring and takes Jey out. Montez gets to his feet and staggers back into the corner. Jimmy rolls toward the corner and stands up and goes for a superkick but Montez ducks. Montez bounces off the ropes and hits a flying clothesline. Both men pop right back up and Jimmy catches Montez with a superkick and both men collapse to the mat. Jimmy lands on Montez and the referee counts but Kofi breaks up the pin. Jimmy gets up and Kofi goes for Trouble In Paradise again but Jimmy avoids it and grabs Kofi and ddts him. Xavier Woods leaps in from the apron and spears Jimmy. Woods stands up and sets Jimmy up for a piledriver or powerbomb but Jey Uso superkicks Woods. Woods falls to the outside. Kofi springboards back into the ring and hits a double clothesline on the Usos. As soon as Kofi pops up Dawkins is there to kick him and powerbomb him. Montez Ford gets up and goes to the top rope. Dawkins grabs Jimmy and whips him into the ropes. He hits a spinebuster and Montez hits a frog splash and covers Jimmy. Jey tries to break it up but Dawkins stops him, 1----2----3!!!
WINNERS and NEW WWE Undisputed Tag Team Champions: The Street Profits (16:16) | 84
RHEA SPEAKS
We get a shot of the Street Profits celebrating in the ring and then we cut backstage to Kayla Braxton who welcomes in the NEW WWE World Women's Champion Rhea Ripley. Rhea comes in looking a little beat up and sweaty. She says she hasn't even showered yet. Kayla asks her for a comment on her win tonight and Rhea cuts what is largely a babyface promo where she talks about still not processing the win. She says Bianca was a great champion but she's not Rhea Ripley. She says that she plans on being champion for a long time and not backing down from any challenges. | 70
WWE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: AUSTIN THEORY (C) |VS| RANDY ORTON
A slower paced, deliberate story telling match is needed at this point in the show and that's exactly what this was. Orton is a master at these types of matches and he does a great job here. Theory worked over Orton's back and the announcers really put over that Orton has just returned from major back surgery. The match built slowly with Theory cutting Orton off over and over and over until it seemed like Orton had nothing left. Suddenly, Orton hit an RKO out of nowhere but Theory rolled out of the ring. Orton went out to get him and Theory hit a low blow and then whipped Orton into the steel steps. Orton hits back first and rolls onto the ground selling that he's in severe pain. Theory picks Orton up and rolls him into the ring. Theory goes back on the attack but he makes a mistake and misses a dropkick and Orton capitalizes. Orton gets his comeback going and the crowd is really getting into it the match when suddenly Dabba Kato climbs over the barricade from the crowd. This distracts Orton and the referee. Theory digs into his tights and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. He turns Orton around and levels him with the knuckles and then Theory tosses them out of the ring. The referee turns around and Theory covers Orton for the pinfall victory.
WINNER by pinfall and STILL WWE United States Champion: Austin Theory (12:58) | 73
KO OR SUBMISSION ONLY -- BOBBY LASHLEY |VS| BROCK LESNAR | SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: DANIEL CORMIER
Talk about "big fight feel" this match had it in spades. They did a great job with the presentation of this one as the introductions and entrances and everything about the pre-match festivities were right out of boxing or MMA. Cormier gave his instructions and Lashley turned to retreat to his corner but Brock Lesnar jumped him from behind. Lashley recovered and fought back and the two men basically just exchanged strikes to start. Lesnar got a waistlock on Lashley and hit a German suplex. He hit a second one and stood up and played to the crowd a bit. He turned around just in time to see Lashley barrelling toward him. Lashley speared Lesnar and Lesnar flew out of the ring between the ropes and fell to the floor. Lesnar appeared to have injured his ribs in the fall. He stood up holding his ribs and climbed back in. Cormier asked Lesnar if he was able to continue and Lesnar flipped him off. Lesnar tells Lashley to "come on, mother****er" and Lashley goes on the offensive with various strikes to Lesnar's ribs. Lashley has him backed into the corner and Lesnar is covering up. Cormier backs Lashley out of the corner and Lesnar gets out of the corner and shoves Cormier out of the way as he goes after Lashley. Lesnar and Lashley exchange some punches in the middle of the ring and Lashley gets behind Lesnar and goes for the Hurt Lock but Lesnar hits a low blow. Cormier admonishes Lesnar and Lesnar slaps Cormier's hand away and goes back on the attack but Cormier grabs Lesnar around the waist and pulls him back. Lesnar elbows Cormier to back him off and Cormier wants to hit Lesnar but holds back. He and Lesnar exchange words and Lashley charges Lesnar and spears him again. Lesnar holds his ribs and screams in pain and blood begins to leak out of his mouth. Cormier calls for the medical team to come and check on Lesnar but Lesnar shoves them away. Cormier pushes Lesnar back into the corner to make him get checked by the doctors and Lesnar head butts Cormier and pushes him out of the way. Lashley is ready to fight again and suddenly the bell rings. Cormier stops the match.
WINNER by referee stoppage: Bobby Lashley (7:55) | 73
LESNAR HAS A PROBLEM WITH CORMIER
When Lesnar realizes Cormier stopped the match he is livid. The doctors come in the ring to check on Brock and he shoves them down or ignores them and goes after Cormier. Cormier is on the outside of the ring and Lesnar spits on him. Cormier climbs back up onto the apron and gets into the ring. The two men are about to come to blows when numerous road agents and security get in the ring and stand between the two men. Cormier is eventually escorted out of the ring and to the back while a obviously injured Brock Lesnar slams things and breaks stuff at ringside. | 70
ELABORATE REIGNS ENTRANCE
A massive Samoan dance troop comes out onto the stage and performs a Fa'ataupa (slap dance) for a few moments until Roman Reigns' music hits. Reigns comes out onto the stage in his black pants with a red lei around his neck. He is wearing the WWE Universal Championship and Paul Heyman is behind him carrying the WWE World Championship. As Reigns passes the dance troop they all raise their hands into the air and put up one finger, acknowledging their Tribal Chief. Reigns gets in the ring and gets ready. | 78
MAIN EVENT -- WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: ROMAN REIGNS (C) |VS| SAMI ZAYN |VS| KEVIN OWENS
This felt like a WrestleMania match the entire way from the introductions to the finish. Really good match. Sami Zayn was jumped by Solo Sikoa as Sami was about to get into the ring. Solo beat the hell out of Sami outside. Reigns took advantage of Owens being distracted by the brawl and jumped him from behind. Zayn was destroyed by Solo and Solo powerbombed him through the Spanish announce table after hitting him with the Samoan Spike. Sami was injured and the announcers called for the medical staff. Sami was placed on a stretcher and wheeled out so we all know what's coming next. Inside the ring Reigns and Owens had a great brawl. It was clear that Owens had scouted Reigns because he countered most of Reigns' offense. So Reigns mixed things up and did some new moves we haven't seen from him. Reigns hit a shoulder breaker and then picked Owens up and hit a belly-to-belly suplex on him. Reigns got a couple near falls and then Owens started making his comeback. Owens hit a superkick and then a pop-up powerbomb for a two count. Owens eventually hit Reigns with a Stunner and had him down. But before Owens could make the cover, Solo slid in the ring behind Owens and leveled him with the Money In The Bank briefcase. Owens went down and Solo went to exit the ring but suddenly had an idea. He stopped at the ropes and turned around to see both men down on the mat. The crowd start cheering and chanting "YES! YES! YES!" at the idea of Solo cashing it. Paul Heyman tries to get Solo's attention and begs him not to do it. But Solo hands the referee the briefcase and the crowd pops as the announcement is made the Solo Sikoa will be cashing in his MITB briefcase. Solo picked Owens up and went for the Samoan Spike but Owens kicked him in the midsection and went for a Stunner but Solo shoved him away. Reigns got caught by Roman who hit him with a rock bottom. Reigns confronted Solo and they began arguing. Owens got up to his knees and hit Roman with a low blow and then charged Solo but Solo caught him with a Samoan Drop. Solo bends down and grabs KO and hits the Samoan Spike! The crowd pops again and the cameras cut to the entrance and we see Sami Zayn limping to the ring. Solo covers Owens, 1---2----SAMI breaks up the pin attempt! Zayn gets to his feet and so does Solo. Sami ducks a clothesline and then runs at Solo and kicks him in the midsection. Sami hits a high knee lift and then whipped Solo into the corner. Sami hit Solo with a Helluva Kick! And then Sami whipped Solo across the ring and Sami goes for another Helluva Kick but Reigns spears him out of nowhere. Reigns covers Sami, 1---2---Owens breaks it up! Owens and Reigns get to their feet and exchange punches. Solo recovers and charges both men and hits a double clothesline. Solo bends down and grabs Sami but Sami hits a chinbuster and Solo staggers to the ropes and Sami hits a running clothesline and Solo goes to the arena floor. Sami turns around and Owens kicks him and hits a Stunner. Reigns spears Owens and then covers him, 1---2---Sami pulls the referee away! Reigns is pissed and he takes an unnecessary chance as he charges toward Sami and goes for a suicide dive. Sami moves out of the way and Reigns hits the barricade on the outside. Solo gets back in the ring and Owens kicks him and goes for a Stunner but Solo shoves Owens away and then when Owens charges him Solo hits the Samoan Spike. Owens collapses to the mat and Solo covers him. 1---2---Sami breaks up the pin! Solo grabs Sami and throws him to the outside. Sami lands on his feet and Roman comes flying in and spears him. Reigns picks Sami up and sets him on the announce table. Reigns goes up to the ring apron and gets a running start before leaping off and going for an elbow drop but Sami moves. Roman goes through the table! In the ring Solo picks Owens up and puts him on the top turnbuckle. Solo climbs up to the 2nd rope. Solo hits a superplex on Owens. Solo gets to his feet and before he can go for the pin, Sami is in the ring. They meet in the middle of the ring and they begin throwing wild punches. Solo wins the exchange and grabs Sami by the wrist and goes for an Irish whip but Sami reverses it and as soon as Solo hits the corner, Sami charges and nails him wit the Helluva Kick! Solo staggers out of the corner and Sami, full of adrenaline, is able to pick Solo up and hit the Blue Thunder Bomb on him. Sami covers Solo. 1-----2----3!!!
WINNER by pinfall and NEW WWE Universal Champion: Sami Zayn (26:17) | 72
SAMI CELEBRATES
The match ends with Sami celebrating in the ring. The crowd is going crazy and pyro shoots off from the stage. The announcers sign off for night one with Sami Zayn hugging the Universal Championship on the stage as the crowd cheers him on. | 76
OVERALL RATING: 74