[WWE 2023] Ragnarok And Revolutionize
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WEEK 3 -- MARCH 2023
WWE Monday Night RAW
Monday -- Week 3 -- March 2023
LIVE! from St. Louis, MO
THE REAL LEGEND KILLER
The hometown hero Randy Orton comes out to open the show. He talks about his recovery from his injury and returning home. He mentions his family and friends in the crowd. Then he turns his attention to his opponent for tonight, Austin Theory. Orton says that Theory is coming out here every week beating up 60 year old men and claiming to be some kind of legend killer but there's one man in WWE who knows what it means to be called the Legend Killer and he's...Theory interrupts. Theory says Orton doesn't realize that he's on the wrong side of the Legend Killer debate now. Theory says that Orton is now the legend and Theory is the one hunting him. Orton tells Theory to shut the hell up and says that no one is going to tell Randy Orton that he's being hunted or whatever. Orton is the hunter -- always has been. And tonight he's going to kick Theory's ass and take his title. Theory smirks and says he can't wait to pin Orton in the middle of the ring and prove him wrong tonight. | 72
MONEY IN THE BANK QUALIFYING MATCH: CEDRIC ALEXANDER |VS| RICK BOOGS
This was supposed to be Cedric versus Shelton Benjamin but Benjamin got hurt during the Main Event taping before Raw and so Rick Boogs was the substitution. The match was competitive to start but Cedric took over following a back body drop to the floor. Boogs made a small comeback but Elias came out and distracted him, allowing Cedric to hit the Lumbar Check for the win.
WINNER by pinfall: Cedric Alexander (5:12) | 45
MVP LOUNGE -- BROCK AND BOBBY
After a commercial break the ring is set up for the MVP Lounge. MVP is standing in the ring and he says that last week he approached Raw General Manager Mick Foley and asked him what it would take to get a Lashley/Lesnar match at WrestleMania. MVP says that the WWE officials banding together to refuse to referee a match between the two men was making it impossible to have the match. So, as he always does, he found a solution. MVP says he found a referee who not only will be able to handle two men the caliber of Lashley and Lesnar but one who would not be intimidated by them. MVP says that he can officially announce that at WrestleMania, Bobby Lashley will face Brock Lesnar in a match where the only to win is by Submission or Knockout. And the special guest referee will be...DANIEL CORMIER! Cormier comes down to the ring and shakes MVP's hand. Cormier is excited to be at WrestleMania and says he won't be intimidated by either man. Brock Lesnar's music plays and Brock storms out. He grabs MVP by the lapels and shakes him. Lesnar then starts laughing and sets MVP down and pats him on the head. Lesnar says he doesn't like Cormier at all -- but he respects him. Lashley comes charging down to the ring and tries to get at Lesnar but Cormier holds him back. Road agents and security hit the ring. Lashley gets free and Lesnar tries to attack him but he gets held back by Cormier too. Eventually everyone heads to the back without further incident. | 71
MONEY IN THE BANK QUALIFIER: PIPER NIVEN |VS| CANDICE LERAE
Piper Niven qualifies for the women's Money In The Bank Match with a win over Candice in about 12 minutes. Candice looked good for most of the match but she went for a spinning ddt and Piper caught her and hit a powerslam, a big splash and then a sit-out powerbomb for the win.
WINNER by pinfall: Piper Niven (11:51) | 56
SETH'S OPPONENT ANNOUNCED
Seth Freakin' Rollins is out next. He says it's time for Mick Foley to live up to his word. He says Foley promised him he'd know his WrestleMania opponent weeks before Mania and it's getting down to the wire. Foley comes out to a big pop and tells Seth that he's happy that the contract has been signed and the all of the issues have been worked out so Mick can reveal Seth's opponent for WrestleMania. Seth rubs his hands eagerly and asks Foley who it is. Foley pitches to a vignette. The vignette builds slowly. Distorted close-up shots of someone working out in a ring. We see white boots and white knee pads. The distortion eases a bit and we see someone standing in a ring with their back turned to the camera. People in the arena figure it out and start to pop as the man turns around to reveal...KOTA IBUSHI! The announcers go crazy, putting Ibushi over as a huge star. Seth is stunned. Foley says Kota's name and then asks Seth if he did alright finding Seth an opponent. A stunned Rollins drops his microphone and just leaves the ring leaving Foley standing there confused as the announcers put over who Ibushi is and why this is a big deal. | 65
BIANCA AND RHEA CONTRACT SIGNING
Bianca and Rhea meet in the ring to sign their contract for WrestleMania. They begin by exchanging words and Bianca gets the better of Rhea by pointing out all the times she's beaten Rhea. But Rhea threatens Bianca's husband Montez Ford and Bianca gets angry and flips the table and the two women begin to brawl. Rhea goes to chokeslam Bianca through the table but Bianca avoids it and hits the KOD on Rhea through the table. Bianca holds the WWE World Women's Championship over her head and looks down at Rhea and begins to say something to her but Rhea kicks her in the stomach and gets to her feet. Rhea takes the belt and slams it into Bianca's face and knocks her to the floor. Rhea stands tall in the ring as the show goes to commercial. | 89
THE A-LISTERS (THE MIZ, DOLPH ZIGGLER & ROBERT ROODE) |VS| AJ STYLES & THE STREET PROFITS
A good six-man tag that builds slowly and allows everyone to get some offense in. The story of the match is that Robert Roode doesn't seem to get along with Miz and Ziggler and at one point he argues with Miz and walks off in anger but only gets halfway to the stage before turning around and coming back to the ring. The finish comes when AJ hits the Phenomenal Forearm onto Dolph, knocking him into Angelo Dawkins who hits the D'Lo Brown Sky High powerbomb and then Montez Ford leaps off the top rope for a big splash and covers Dolph for the win.
WINNERS by pinfall: AJ Styles and the Street Profits (14:48) | 67
A PARTNER IS ANNOUNCED
Next up Edge and Rey Mysterio come down to the ring to make an announcement regarding their WrestleMania match. As they begin to talk, Finn Balor, Damian Priest, and Dominik Mysterio come out onto the stage. Balor makes snoring noises and calls Edge and Rey boring. Priest says that this is a pointless endeavor because Edge and Rey don't have any friends. Priest says every major WWE superstar has been accounted for at WrestleMania and so there isn't anyone they can find to be their partner who Judgment Day has to worry about. Edge tells them that they're right that most WWE superstars are already busy for WrestleMania. But their partner isn't an active WWE superstar. Dom laughs and asks what old loser they're bringing back to team with them. Suddenly BATISTA'S music hits and the crowd pops as Batista appears on the big screen. He says that he'd love to be there in person to help his good friends Edge and Rey kick some Judgment Day ass but he's busy getting into shape for what will be the last match of his career. Batista says there's no way he's going to allow himself to go out on a losing note and that he intends to Batista Bomb everyone in Judgment Day if that's what it takes. After the promo Judgment Day look stunned and concerned while Edge and Rey laugh and tell them they'll see them at WrestleMania. | 74
MONEY IN THE BANK QUALIFIER: MATT CARDONA |VS| ROB VAN DAM
The entire point of this match is to let Cardona look like a vicious heel. He beats the hell out of RVD and doesn't let up. RVD gets some offense in near the end after a desperation spin kick knocks Cardona into the corner. But eventually Cardona wins with the Rough Ryder.
WINNER by pinfall: Matt Cardona (6:11) | 59
WRESTLEMANIA HOSTS?
Out of the blue the Bellas music hits and the crowd pops as Brie and Nikki come out to the ring. A "WELCOME BACK!" chant begins and they play to the crowd a bit before talking. Nikki says it's amazing to be back and they're so proud to be here tonight to announce that they have signed on to be the hosts of WrestleMania this year. Suddenly Damage CTRL's music hits and Bayley, Dakota Kai, and Iyo Sky come out onto the stage. Bayley calls the Bellas old and asks who let them leave the nursing home. Brie asks Bayley what exactly she wants and Bayley says she's out here to make a point. Bayley says Dakota and Iyo are the WWE Women's Tag Team Champions and they still do not have a match for WrestleMania but someone in the front office can strike a deal with the Bellas to stand in the ring all dressed up at WrestleMania? It's ridiculous. Nikki says that when the Bellas were around they were always a part of WrestleMania and if they weren't they'd go out of their way to force themselves onto the show. Bayley agrees that that's what Damage CTRL is going to have to do and then sends them down to the ring. Dakota Kai and Iyo Sky storm down to the ring and slide in the ring and approach the Bellas. Dakota shoves Brie and Iyo starts trash talking Nikki until Tegan Nox and Shotzi rush down to the ring and run Damage CTRL off. | 54
ALDIS PROMO
Up next is a pre-taped promo from Nick Aldis. He says his injury has healed and he'll be back next week taking part in the Last Chance Money In The Bank Qualifying Match. A match he intends to win. Aldis says he will go to his first WrestleMania and he will win the Money In The Bank Ladder Match. | 64
CAMERON GRIMES & MUSTAFA ALI |VS| ALPHA ACADEMY
Before the match the announcers explain that this match came about because Grimes and Gable were going back-and-forth on Twitter and Gable challenged Grimes to find a partner. It's a good match and Grimes looks really good. The announcers mention that he will be in the Last Chance Match next week as well. Grimes nearly wins with the Cave In but Otis breaks up the pin. Eventually Mustafa Ali is hit with a German suplex by Gable and Otis immediately squashes him with a splash for the win.
WINNERS by pinfall: Alpha Academy (11:21) | 57
SAMI HAS A REQUEST
Sami and KO are talking backstage and Sami asks Owens to promise he won't interfere in Sami's handicap match coming up on SmackDown. Owens sits there silently for a moment but eventually tells Sami that he won't make any promises. Owens says he has to do what's best for his career and he'll never apologize for that. Sami says he understands that and respects that but if the shoe was on the other foot, Sami would be happy to have Owens added to the match. Owens tells Sami that they're not the same and Sami needs to remember that Owens is way more ruthless than Sami will ever be. Owens walks off. | 87
CIAMPA PROMO
Tommaso Ciampa cuts a pre-recorded promo. He, too, is in the Last Chance MITB Qualifying Match next week and he doesn't care who else is in that match, Ciampa will win. He has to. | 63
WWE HALL OF FAME CLASS OF 2023 ANNOUNCEMENT
A video airs announcing that BULL NAKANO will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame as part of the class of 2023. | 31
MAIN EVENT -- UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP: AUSTIN THEORY (C) |VS| RANDY ORTON
A good match while it lasts. Orton controls to start but Theory lifts Orton up and crotches him on the top rope and then takes over. Theory talks lots of trash while he's beating on Orton. But Orton turns the tides again and sets Theory up for an RKO. Theory sees it coming and shoves Orton away and then kicks him in the groin. The referee immediately disqualifies Theory and awards the match to Orton.
WINNER by disqualification: Randy Orton (17:27) | 63
FINALLY FACE-TO-FACE
Tonight's main event is a confrontation between Cody Rhodes and Roman Reigns. Cody is out first. Before he can say much of anything Roman Reigns' music hits and Roman and Paul Heyman come down to the ring. Cody thanks Roman for coming here and admits that his ribs still hurt from Roman's sneak attack on Friday night. Cody then says that he and Roman have a lot in common. They're both second generation wrestlers. They both come from well known wrestling families. They were both high level athletes before getting into professional wrestling. But one thing they don't have in common, according to Cody, is a love of pro wrestling. Cody says he loves professional wrestling. It lights him up. It gets his blood pumping. He'd be out here wrestling anyone who'd be willing to step in the ring with him even if there were no fans and he wasn't getting paid. Cody lives, breathes, eats, sleeps -- wrestling. But he doesn't think Roman loves wrestling. Roman clearly loves power. He loves money. He loves getting his ego stroked and gaslighting his own family members to do his bidding. But Roman doesn't love wrestling. Roman cuts him off. Roman can't believe that Cody would think he doesn't love wrestling. Roman says he wouldn't have put in the work if he didn't love it. He wouldn't have put in the miles if he didn't love it. He wouldn't have dealt with the utter disrespect of an ungrateful fanbase if he didn't love it. Roman says Cody doesn't have an idea of what makes Roman tick. Roman says he is here tonight because he has a desire to prove that he is the greatest of all-time. Cody admits that Roman does have a claim to being the GOAT. Cody says he respects Roman's talent. But when Cody looks him in the eyes -- he sees someone who can't wait to finally lose so he can go home and find anything else to do. Roman is getting annoyed by Cody's comments and he begins balling his fists but Paul Heyman steps in and takes the mic. Heyman tells Cody that Dusty saw Roman's desire and love for this sport first-hand. Roman rips the mic out of Heyman's hands and steps in front of him, getting in Cody's face. Roman says that Dusty saw more in him than he ever did in Cody. He tells Cody that Roman was the son Dusty always wanted. Cody has heard enough and he tackles Roman. Heyman bails and screams for help and the Bloodline quickly makes an appearance. They slide into the ring and grab Cody. | 87
BRAWL TO END THE SHOW
Solo Sikoa and the Usos begin kicking and punching Cody until Sami Zayn rushes out with a chair and slides into the ring. He slams the chair into Solo's back but he turns around and Roman spears him. The Usos hold Cody up and Roman hits a spear on him. The Usos kick and stomp Cody right in the ribs and then pick him up and hold him in place. Roman charges but Kevin Owens slides into the ring from out of nowhere and hits a pop-up powerbomb on Roman and then superkicks Jey Uso before Solo Sikoa tackles him. Paul Heyman gathers Roman's belts and Roman and Heyman flee, leaving the Usos and Solo to brawl in the ring with Cody, Sami, and KO as the show goes off the air. | 74
OVERALL RATING: 71
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WWE WrestleMania XXXIX
Saturday and Sunday -- Week 1 -- April 2023
LIVE! from Los Angeles, CA
NIGHT ONE
MAIN EVENT
WWE Universal Championship Match
Roman Reigns (C) |VS| Kevin Owens
WWE World Women's Championship Match
Bianca BelAir (C) |VS| Rhea Ripley
KO Or Submission Only -- Special Guest Referee: Daniel Cormier
Brock Lesnar |VS| Bobby Lashley
Drew McIntyre & Tyson Fury |VS| Sheamus & Ridge Holland
Cody Rhodes |VS| Opponent of Paul Heyman's Choosing
Women's Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Asuka vs Liv Morgan vs Naomi vs Raquel Rodriguez vs Piper Niven vs ???
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NIGHT TWO
MAIN EVENT
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Roman Reigns (C) |VS| Cody Rhodes
Fatal 5-Way for the Universal Women's Championship
Ronda Rousey (C) |VS| Bayley |VS| Becky Lynch |VS| Charlotte Flair |VS| Sasha Banks
WWE Intercontinental Championship Match
Gunther (C) |VS| John Cena
Edge, Rey Mysterio & "the Animal" Batista |VS| Judgment Day (Finn Balor, Damian Priest & Dom)
Men's Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Santos Escobar vs AJ Styles vs Shinsuke Nakamura vs Butch vs Johnny Gargano vs LA Knight vs Matt Cardona vs Cedric Alexander vs ??? vs ???
Seth "Freakin'" Rollins |VS| Kota Ibushi
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WWE HALL OF FAME CLASS OF 2023: Batista, Sycho Sid, The Midnight Express and Jim Cornette, Bull Nakano, More To Be Announced!
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WWE WrestleMania XXXIX
Saturday and Sunday -- Week 1 -- April 2023
LIVE! from Los Angeles, CA
NIGHT ONE
MAIN EVENT
WWE Universal Championship Match
Roman Reigns (C) |VS| Kevin Owens
WWE World Women's Championship Match
Bianca BelAir (C) |VS| Rhea Ripley
KO Or Submission Only -- Special Guest Referee: Daniel Cormier
Brock Lesnar |VS| Bobby Lashley
Drew McIntyre & Tyson Fury |VS| Sheamus & Ridge Holland
Cody Rhodes |VS| Opponent of Paul Heyman's Choosing
Women's Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Asuka vs Liv Morgan vs Naomi vs Raquel Rodriguez vs Piper Niven vs ???
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NIGHT TWO
MAIN EVENT
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Roman Reigns (C) |VS| Cody Rhodes
Fatal 5-Way for the Universal Women's Championship
Ronda Rousey (C) |VS| Bayley |VS| Becky Lynch |VS| Charlotte Flair |VS| Sasha Banks
WWE Intercontinental Championship Match
Gunther (C) |VS| John Cena
Edge, Rey Mysterio & "the Animal" Batista |VS| Judgment Day (Finn Balor, Damian Priest & Dom)
Men's Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Santos Escobar vs AJ Styles vs Shinsuke Nakamura vs Butch vs Johnny Gargano vs LA Knight vs Matt Cardona vs Cedric Alexander vs ??? vs ???
Seth "Freakin'" Rollins |VS| Kota Ibushi
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WWE HALL OF FAME CLASS OF 2023: Batista, Sycho Sid, The Midnight Express and Jim Cornette, Bull Nakano, More To Be Announced!