Unsanctioned, Unauthorized, Unbelievable!
These are the results from WCW SuperBrawl V, being held by World Championship Wrestling. It is being held in front of 50,000 people at Houston Astrodome in Houston, Texas. It’s a Sell Out!
We get introduced to Uncensored by Tony Schiavone. Our main event match will be a Caged Heat match with Sting and his “Ultimate Surprise” vs. Vader and Bam Bam Bigelow. Sting is looking for revenge on his arch rival Vader that has been attacking him on several occasions, as well as injured Sting’s best friend Hulk Hogan. Tonight could be the End of Sting, as the ultimate monster tag team known as “Big, Bad, and Dangerous” is trying to injure Sting and end his career.
Your hosts are Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan and Eric Bischoff.
Schiavone sells it as “Unsanctioned. Uncut. Unauthorized. Uncensored.” He says everyone is waiting for the Caged Heat Match match between Sting and his “Ultimate Surprise” vs. Vader and Bam Bam Bigelow. Bobby “The Brain” Heenan says this is the most important week ever in sports; Michael Jordan is returning to the NBA, Mike Tyson is getting out of jail, and Big, Bad and Dangerous ends Sting and his “Ultimate Surprise” tonight.
Tony Schiavone, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, Eric Bischoff and “Mean” Gene Okerlund make predictions regarding the main event.
Schiavone says that Sting have to go to the darkside to find a suitable person in his corner.
Remember that every match on the card has a gimmick or stipulation.
Let’s get to it!
Texas Bull Rope Loser Leaves WCW Match
Johnny B. Badd vs. Paul Orndorff w/ Toni
“Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff works on Johnny B. Badd with a Knee Lift and several shots to the midsection. Badd fights back to hit a flashy Dropkick.
“Mr. Wonderful” is very heelish in his way, and played-up his superior physique bullying “The Badd Man” around.
Badd connects with a Snap Suplex and works on Orndorff with right hands and a Clothesline. Orndorff avoids a Dropkick and drives Badd head first into the canvas. Orndorff is stomping away on Badd.
Rhodes counters a Piledriver attempt with a Backdrop on Orndorff and they both go down following a Double Clothesline. Badd is on fire and hammers away on Orndorff.
Badd leaps off the top and pins Orndorff with a Sunset Flip for 1-2!
Orndorff is in trouble and his valet Toni quickly distracts the referee by showing some skin while Orndorff smacks Badd right in the face with some Brass Knuckles.
Badd went down like a sack of potatoes.
In a bout that had good wrestling and a open reaction from the crowd, Paul Orndorff defeated Johnny B. Badd in a Texas Bull Rope match in 10:19 when Johnny B. Badd was knocked out with some Brass Knuckles.
Rating: 80 B
What a shocker! Fan favorite Johnny B. Badd must leave WCW. Heenan seems very happy, while Okerlund can’t believe his eyes…
Ultimate Surprise Vignette
A vignette of Sting with his “Ultimate Surprise” standing behind him in smoke in which Sting said his surprise wasn’t just a “Renegade”, but the “The Ultimate Surprise”.
Behind the smoke we see a silhouette of a man with ’80s metal hair, arm tassels and the The Warrior’s taunts.
Rating: 100 A*
Taped Fist Match
Vladimir Koloff w/ Nikita Koloff vs. Kurosawa w/ Col. Parker
This was a hard-hitting war between “The Russian Beast” and the Japanese wildman…
Kurosawa is struggling against the powerful “Super-Athlete of the Soviet Union.”
In a hard-hitting Taped Fist Match that had good brawling, and good heat, Kurasawa surpringsly defeated Vladimir Koloff in 8:04 by submission with a Fujiwara Armbar out of nowhere.
Rating: 76 B-
I Quit Match for the WCW World TV Title
Marcus Alexander Bagwell vs. Arn Anderson
“The Enforcer” Arn Anderson is the no-nonsense, blue collar guy that’ll bend the rules to get ahead while up-and-coming tag team specialist Marcus Alexander Bagwell use an array of flashy offense. Arn looks for a
mistake and finally traps Bagwell into a Figure Four Leglock.
In a open bout that had good wrestling and a good reaction from the crowd, Arn Anderson defeated Marcus Alexander Bagwell in an I Quit match in 8:07 by submission with a Figure Four Leglock. Arn Anderson makes defence number 9 of his WCW World Television Championship title.
Rating: 74 B-
Interview w/ The Nasty Boys
Eric Bischoff had an interview with the two big, burly, mullet-hawk wearing street thugs The Nasty Boys hyping their upcoming Hardcore match with Kevin Sullivan and One Man Gang. Brian Knobbs is declaring they are about to tear down “Houston.” Then both Nasties say they are going to stuff the two fatboys in the trash.
“We got a bad reputation! If you mess with the boys! Get ready for Pity City!”
Rating: 94 A
Elimination Match
The Steiners vs. Harlem Heat
In a open match that had superb tag team wrestling and a good reaction from the crowd, Harlem Heat defeated The Steiner Brothers in an Elimination match in 16:20; Rick Steiner was eliminated first, then Booker T, and finally Scott Steiner after using dirty tactics when the referee was distracted. It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
“Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
“You Gotta Love It!” “Now can you dig that, Suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
Moments later, The Steiners grabbed Steel Chairs from ringside and chased Booker T and Stevie Ray backstage…
Rating: 86 B+
Interview w/ Kevin Sullivan and One Man Gang
Mike Tenay had an interview with “The Most Evil Man in Professional Wrestling of All Time” Kevin Sullivan and One Man Gang hyping their upcoming Hardcore match with The Nasty Boys.
One Man Gang is jacked that for tonight there are “no rules and no regulations.” He says he might hit someone with something foreign, if you know what he’s saying and he’ll leave Houston “obliviated.”
Rating: 95 A*
Hardcore Match
The Nasty Boys vs. Kevin Sullivan & One Man Gang w/ Woman
Kevin Sullivan and One Man Gang’s music plays, but only Woman comes out. The Nasties are already out and want a piece of Woman. The crowd chants for the Nasties as she claims she doesn’t know where Kevin Sullivan and One Man Gang is. The Nasties show Woman who’s boss by giving her the Pit Stop.
Jerry Sags raise one arm exposing his arm pit, as Brian Knobbs grab Woman’s head, lead her over to his partner and proceed to rub the poor victim’s face directly into the exposed and sweaty armpit.
That allows “The Most Evil Man in Professional Wrestling of All Time” Kevin Sullivan and the 450 pound badass brawler named One Man Gang to jump them from behind. Sullivan throws Jerry Sags to the floor. One Man Gang goes to work on Brian Knobbs.
The Nasties come back and flips Sullivan crashing into the barrier. They fight over to a faux concession area with lemonade stands and cotton candy tray.
They take it out of the building and are brawling all over the parking lot. Brutal Powerbombs, reckless dives, and tons of Chairshots ensured that all four men left the battle feeling like they’d been hit by trucks.
The level of violence involved in this match is on the same level as WCW’s most brutal matches of all time, between Cactus Jack vs. Vader; and Cactus Jack vs. Kevin Sullivan.
One Man Gang gets a bruised eye socket. All four men are bloody and bruised…
Kevin Sullivan gets a Steel Chair. He brains Knobbs! He brains Saggs numerous times!
Sullivan use the Steel Chair to destroy The Nasties into oblivion, before ending Sags with The Most Vicious Double Stomp Ever.
In an ultra-stiff Hardcore Match that had sensational brawling and great heat, Kevin Sullivan and One Man Gang defeated The Nasty Boys in a Hardcore match in 14:48 when Kevin Sullivan defeated Jerry Sags by pinfall with The Most Vicious Double Stomp Ever.
Rating: 92 A
Dustin Rhodes vs. The Blacktop Bully Hype Video
A highlight video is shown to promote the feud between average working class guy “The Natural” Dustin Rhodes vs. The Blacktop Bully. The Blacktop Bully is a hired gun working for Colonel Robert Parker and looks to end Dustin’s career.
The two workers will face each other at Uncensored in a special King Of The Road Match.
The 18-wheeler truck is The Blacktop Bully’s second home and the badguy has promised to end Dustin’s career by breaking his arm. The trailer would be surrounded by a fence and have bales of hay in it. The truck is driven around the outskirts of Houston, Texas and is escorted by police to clear the roads and has the “official WCW helicopter” providing aerial shots.
You win by sounding the bull horn which is attached to the top crossbeam at the front of the trailer.
Can the average working class guy Dustin Rhodes overcome the biggest challenge of his career?
Or is this the end of The Rhodes Legacy?
Rating: 90 A
King Of The Road Match
Dustin Rhodes vs. The Blacktop Bully
We find ourselves watching “The Natural” Dustin Rhodes and Colonel Parker’s hired gun; The Blacktop Bully fighting each other in the bed of an 18-wheeler that’s driving down roads outside of Houston.
The object of the match is to activate the truck horn. It’s almost like a “Horn on a Pole” match, because they both have to climb up to reach it. They have camera men on the back of the truck, camera men riding alongside the truck, and a camera shooting this from a helicopter
The Blacktop Bully is punishing Dustin Rhodes with a brutal, sadistic, “old school” brawling style. Poor Dustin Rhodes is just an average working class guy tired of being bullied. Dustin plays the perfect babyface in peril.
It’s a no-nonsense, take-no-prisoners brawl with blood being visible during the match.
Both wrestlers are bloody and bruised. There is blood all over the truck, the bales and the fence…
The Blacktop Bully is being intentionally stiff and taking liberties with Dustin Rhodes. Rhodes finally looses it and fires away with Bionic Elbows followed by a Bulldog.
Dustin Rhodes makes the climb and blows the horn for the win.
In a bloody and hard-hitting brawl, Dustin Rhodes defeated The Blacktop Bully in a King of the Road match in 12:44 when Dustin Rhodes blows the horn.
Rating: 80 B
Post Match Revenge
The match is over, and a bloody “The Natural” Dustin Rhodes is celebrating. The bloody loser known as The Blacktop Bully looks angry, and jumps him from behind, beating him down and breaking his arm.
A bloody Dustin Rhodes screams in pain…
Rating: 95 A*
The announcers discuss the outcome of The King Of The Road Match. Bobby Heenan is very happy and says that this is the end of The Rhodes…
Fire and Ice vs. Miracle Violence Connection Hype Video
A video promoting the Fire and Ice vs. Miracle Violence Connection match at Uncensored is aired.
The powerhouse duo Fire and Ice (Ice Train and Scott Norton) is an “Unstoppable Force”. They are stronger and they hit harder than every other tag team in WCW. Scott “Flash” Norton is one of the hugest and
strongest men in the history of pro wrestling, a true super heavyweight strongman legend built as a battle tank.
Their opponents; “Dr. Death” Steve Williams and Terry “Bam Bam” Gordy known as Miracle Violence Connection is a established top team that previously have won the WCW World Tag Team titles as well as dominating and winning tag team titles in Japan.
Rating: 100 A*
Texas Death Match for the WCW World Tag Team Titles
Fire and Ice w/ Teddy Long vs. Miracle Violence Connection w/ Col. Parker
The Texas Death Match was a Powerhouse vs. Powerhouse dreammatch. It was hard-hitting and reckless, which then gave way to really hard Slams, Splashes, Powerslams, Suplexes, Lariats and Powerbombs.
Miracle Violence Connection just brutalizes Ice Train with a series of power moves. The champions are in trouble.
Eventually, Scott “Flash” Norton fought back in kind, leveling Terry Gordy with one of the most devastating Lariats in wrestling history. Norton looks like a main battle tank wreaking havoc. Fire and Ice won the match with a Flashback followed by a Train Wreck.
In a bout that had superb wrestling and good heat, Fire and Ice defeated Miracle Violence Connection in a Texas Death match in 14:56 when Terry Gordy could not beat a ten count after being pinned with a Flashback followed by a Train Wreck. Fire and Ice make defence number 2 of their WCW World Tag Team Championship titles.
Rating: 82 B
Baseball Bat on a Pole Match
Ray Traylor vs. Meng w/ Col. Parker
The two powerhouses had an hard-hitting brawl filled with stiff punches and submissions, which then gave way to really hard Slams and Clotheslines.
After winninga highly entertaining slugfest Ray Traylor due to botched interference by Colonel Parker; Traylor gets his hands on the Baseball Bat and uses it to beat down Meng.
In an exceptional brawl, Ray Traylor defeated Meng in an A Baseball Bat On A Pole match in 14:46 by pinfall after smashing the baseball bat over Meng’s head following botched interference by Col. Robert Parker.
Rating: 84 B+
Interview w/ The Four Horsemen
Being a member of The Four Horsemen meant you are one of the elite technicians in the wrestling business. It is a tight knit group and being a Horsemen is an achievement and an honor that isn’t just handed out, it is earned.
The Four Horsemen are living the jet set lifestyle, riding limousines, flying jets, gambling in Vegas and partying with the hottest chicks.
Curt Hennig describes how he will take care off Randy Savage tonight, when “Macho Man” suddenly interrupts the interview.
Savage says that Ric Flair is a coward, and that he would take the WCW United States title from Flair if Flair was man enough to step into the ring with the
Macho Man.
Savage says he can’t be controlled. “There is no stopping the madness! I’ll knock you out! Get that smile off your face right now! I’ll take on all of you! No more Mr. Nice Guy, brother!”
Doug Dillenger and WCW Security swarms the interview area, before a wild brawl interrupts between Randy Savage and The Four Horsemen.
“The madness is runnin’ wild! Ohhhhh yeahhhh!”
*finger snap*
“Outta Here!”
*Savage leaves*
Rating: 95 A*
Best of Seven Series Match 6 (w/ No DQ Stipulation)
Brian Pillman vs. Steve Austin w/ Jeannie
In a open match that had sensational wrestling, fantastic heat and great comeback segments, “Loose Cannon” Brian Pillman defeated “Superstar” Steve Austin in a Best of Seven Series match in 19:33 by pinfall while using a trashcan to send Austin to Never Neverland.
Pillman quickly escapes into the crowd…
Rating: 91 A
Randy Savage vs. Curt Hennig Hype Video
A video promoting the Randy Savage vs. Curt Hennig match is aired.
Curt Hennig is an immense technical wrestling talent, while “Macho Man” Randy Savage is the best there is… past, present and future! Ohhhhh yeahhhh!
Both wrestlers have won World titles in other promotions.
Rating: 100 A*
Two Out Of Three Falls Match
Randy Savage vs. Curt Hennig w/ Ric Flair
In a classic bout that had sensational wrestling, exceptional storytelling and fantastic heat, “Macho Man” Randy Savage defeated Curt Hennig in a Two Out Of Three Falls match in 30:05 by two falls to one after losing the first, with the final fall happening by pinfall by blocking a Roll Up attempt when Ric Flair tried to interfere.
Rating: 90 A
Interview w/ Big, Bad and Dangerous
Mike Tenay had an interview with Vader and Bam Bam Bigelow hyping their upcoming Caged Heat match with Sting and “The Ultimate Surprise”.
Vader steals the mic and scares away Tenay. Vader cuts a pretty strong promo about how Sting has nowhere else to hide and because it’s Uncensored, Unsanctioned, Sting’s in trouble. He puts over the all the titles that he and Bam Bam Bigelow have put together.
Vader hands over the mike and then continues to cut a promo anyway showing he doesn’t need the microphone.
The “Rocky Mountain Horror” and “The Beast From The East” are ready for Sting and his “Ultimate Surprise” tonight at Uncensored and “It’s time for the Pain Game”.
Bam Bam says that he heard for his whole career that Sting was the guy and that tonight he’s helping end the career of Sting.
“It’s time!”
“It’s Vader time!”
“It’s time for the Pain Game!”
Rating: 100 A*
Iron Man Match for the WCW United States Title
Steven Regal vs. Ric Flair w/ Elizabeth
This epic match will go down into history as one of greatest WCW wrestling matches of all time.
Great mat work to start and neither man can get the advantage at all, they’re at a stand still but it works for them. Great reversals, a good amateur display by both men. Regal catches Flair during a pop up at one point with an Uppercut and Flair goes nuts. Regal heels him into the corner and sneaks in a knee to the back and goes to work.
In a open bout that had sensational wrestling and fantastic heat, “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair defeated “Lord” Steven Regal in an Iron Man (30 Mins) match in 30:00 by two falls to one. Ric Flair makes defence number 2 of his WCW United States Championship title. Regal got his fall with the Regal Stretch, while Ric Flair managed to trap Regal two times in The Figure Four Leglock.
Rating: 99 A*
Interview w/ Sting
“Mean” Gene Okerlund had an interview with Sting hyping his upcoming Caged Heat match with Vader and Bam Bam Bigelow.
Sting promotes the strongest man he has ever met and his name is…
With that, The Warrior’s music hit and The Warrior stormed the interview set Warrior style. The crowd popped huge for a returning Warrior.
We see The Warrior standing behind Sting, who will be watching Sting’s back moving forward. He will unleash The Warrior on Vader and Bam Bam Bigelow tonight at Uncensored.
Rating: 100 A*
Huge pop for The Stinger. Sting is clearly the most popular wrestler in WCW…
The crowd popped huged as The Warrior’s music hits and The Warrior stormed the ring Warrior style to even up the numbers…
Caged Heat Match
Sting and The Warrior vs. Big, Bad and Dangerous w/ Harley Race & Col. Parker
Vader no-sells Sting’s punches to start.
Vader does his “‘Who’s the Man?’ gorilla-grunting routine mocking Sting.
The Warrior begin the match in a berserker rage unloading his offense on Bam Bam Bigelow.
Vader corners Sting and unloads a punishing barrage of strikes. Vader splashes him in the corner, causing Sting to regroup.
The Warrior is quite stiff in the ring as Bam Bam gets pounded some more, but shut The Warrior up by kicking him in the back of the head with a Enzuigiri, followed by a Headbutt, a Powerslam and a Splash.
And just to rub it in, Bam Bam mocked The Warrior’s chest routine!
Vader follows Sting, but Sting reverses a Whip into the Cage that puts Vader almost into Harley Race’s face. A big Clothesline sends Vader down into the mat. Vader is seems to be bleeding after crashing head first into the cage.
The explosive and athletic bodybuilder Sting attacks with explosive power wrestling and the crowd goes crazy! He beats up Vader every which way until Vader stands tall during a Sting Leapfrog and hurts Sting’s knee.
We look over at Bobby “The Brain” Heenan who tries to hold back a smile…
Here comes Vader. Body Attack connects. Vader Bomb connects and the crowd goes wild!
Tony Schiavone talks about Sting’s big knee injury in 1990.
Vader smells blood and works the injury. Vader is unleashing a devastating offense on Sting.
Meanwhile The Warrior gets cocky and tries a Slam, which fails and Bam Bam falls on him. Bam Bam is punishing The Warrior with his formidable power game. A Running Splash lands, followed by a Vertical Suplex and a Bam Bam Sault.
Vader trips himself up on the top rope and falls to the mat. Sting hits a Judo Chop from the middle rope and jars his knee some more. He slams Vader and that proves too much for his knee.
A Vadersault misses! Vader ducks a Clothesline and gives Sting a Chokeslam! Vader corners Sting again for another hellish beating and then gives him a Suplex.
Bam Bam takes a shot at The Warrior and he no-sells. Bam Bam splashes The Warrior and hits a Suplex. Out of nowhere The Warrior hits a Flying Splash for 1-2-NO!
Bam Bam controls the match with a barrage of Punches. He Lariats The Warrior a couple times. Bam Bam lands a explosive Powerslam on The Warrior.
The Warrior enter a berserker rage and proceed to beat up Bam Bam Bigelow.
A punch, two Clotheslines, and a Running Splash.
Vader counters Sting’s offense with a Body Attack. Vader Bomb connects.
Sting is bleeding after crashing head first into the cage. Sting settles for a Sleeper Hold on Vader since he’s struggling with the impact moves.
Bam Bam throws a brutal Clothesline that levels The Warrior.
Bam Bam lands a couple of Lariats, a Slam and a Diving Headbutt. Bam Bam splashes The Warrior.
The Warrior jumps up and charges Bam Bam with fists!
The Warrior enter another berserker rage and proceed to beat the ever-loving crap out of Bam Bam Bigelow.
After a few punches, Bodyslam, and a Flying Tackle, The Warrior did the Warrior Splash on Bam Bam going for the pinfall.
Meanwhile, Sting fires back on Vader until he staggers off the Cage into Sting’s knee. Sting avoids a corner charge and goes for a Slam, but his knee gives out for good.
As Vader beat up Sting. Sting hits a Stinger Splash and goes for the Scorpion Death Lock, but Harley Race distract him and stuns him with a Cattle Prod while the referee is distracted by Colonel Parker. Vader sends Sting crashing into the cage and finish him off with the Release Powerbomb just as The Warrior is going to pin Bam Bam Bigelow.
YES! YES! YES! Heenan exclaims. Heenan is very happy…
In a bout that had sensational wrestling and fantastic heat, Big, Bad, and Dangerous defeated Sting & The Warrior in a Caged Heat match in 20:10 when Vader defeated Sting by pinfall with an Release Powerbomb
after Harley Race interfered with the Cattle Prod.
The Warrior gets beaten down afterwards as the two behemoths destroys him with hard-hitting offense, a Release Powerbomb and some Splashes.
Eventually a number of officials and other wrestlers have to hit the ring and pull Big, Bad and Dangerous away before they kill their opponents.
Rating: 96 A*
Show Rating 100 A*
